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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Kurai Kisu: * yawns * I had a bad day
and went into a coma but I am good now. Well I got another filler for
you. Hehehe I might as well animate a damn anime the way this story
is going. But anyways while my memory is lasting um I am sorry if the
candle was too much for some of you. Like I said I have gone without
for almost a year and even though its by choice there is still a
recourse i.e. My mind is kinda kinky and demented plus I watch Drawn
Together lol. Well here is chapter .

Chapter 33:

Konohamaru let out a pleased sigh as
he lay on his bed. This was the first day, so far, that the teen
hadn't run into the runt squad. Or for better wording, it was the
first time the runt squad hadn't run into him and subsequently over
him. No the brunette teen's day had gone trouble free. Konohamaru was
kind of paranoid at first, expecting Father Haku to start screaming
at him for yet another thing he had absolutely nothing to do with.
But it never occurred, so eventually, the boy figured it was best to
enjoy the time and not look a gifted horse in the mouth, whatever
that meant. All he really knew was that he pitied who ever crossed
their path.

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“Does your sister take steroids
or something?” Kiba whimpered to his boyfriend. The boys were
covered with bandages, Kankuro was put on crutches and although Kiba
could walk on his own, the limp he was sporting told another story.
The night before when Temari caught them listening in on Naruto and
Gaara's quality time; the girl took out all her pent up frustration
on them. Every ounce, from the weeks of not seeing her boyfriend,
that tension was utterly released in what one night. So both pervy
boys carried multitudes of injuries.

“How the hell should I know?!”
The larger of the two snapped at his lover.

“She's your got damn sister you
should have some kinda clue baka!” Kankuro growled and slapped
the dog lover in the back of his head, hard. Kiba's eyes grew huge
then snapped shut, he doubled over holding his injured skull.

“ITAI! ITAI! ITAI! That shit
really hurts!!”

“Ooops, sorry Koi.” The
tall brunette pulled his wounded boyfriend into his arms. He gently
kissed the bandaged area of the boy's cranium, trying to sooth the
pain. Soon, he was rewarded with Kiba nuzzling into his embrace. The
two stood on the side of the walk way getting more and more
affectionate. Both were oblivious to their surroundings or who could
be watching them.

Their bliss was rudely shattered by an
annoying chorus of giggles and murmurs that rose up from the side of
them. The noise successfully distracted their focus on each other.
Kankuro pulled away from his boyfriend and looked around for the
source of the distraction. He looked down to see three chibis
glaring up at him with a smirk on each of their faces. They all,
oddly, reminded him of his demented little brother. Kiba growled, he
too was looking at the trio.

“What the hell is so funny you
little ankle biters?” The bigger brunette demanded.

“Hn, whats funny is you two butt
pirates getting all mushy in front of the playground.... Haven't you
ever heard of pussy?!” To say that both teens weren't shocked
shitless would have been a flat out lie. Their faces simultaneously
turned beet red as did the size of their eyes increase exponentially.

“Yea haven't you ever heard of
pussy...wait what does these two kissing have to do with pirates and
kitty cats?” Kiko looked confused, his eyes directed at the
blue haired boy for answers. Kiba quickly recovered from his state of
shock; he smirked at the kids smugly.

“Hah! You little demons don't
even know what you're talking about. Why don't you go back and suck
on your mommy's teat.” The teenagers snickered causing the
glares to intensify ten fold. Shuei chewed on his bottom lip, his
breathing resembled that of an enraged bull. But he quickly calmed
down. The reaction made Kankuro curious, he quirked his brow. What
was that little asshole about to say?

“We know what a pussy is!”
This time Ryuki looked at the red eyed boy.

“We do?” Shuei nodded
confidently.

“Yup we sure do. Dames (A/N: I
hate the damn word >.<) got pussies and ya suppose to put ya
thing in between dere legs.” Hazel eyes got huge as the small
brunette remembered the first time he saw Gaara san and Naruto san.
But weren't they both boys? Did that make them butt pirates? Kiko
decided he would ask them the next time he saw them.

Once again Kankuro, as well as, Kiba
were dumbfounded. What the hell were 3 tiny kids like these doing
knowing shit like that. They were so stunned they didn't even bother
to stop their jaws from hitting the ground. Kankuro wanted to retort
but all he could do was gape his mouth open and closed. No words came
from him. And his boyfriend just went into a semi catatonic state.
Kiba couldn't fathom how they both got verbally shut down by a
shrimp!

But when the connection from their
brains did reconnect, only one thought ran through their heads: teach
these little fuckers some manners! The boys were too busy snickering
at the older boys' reactions that they failed to notice that the two
had begun moving again. Kankuro, with the support of his equally
pissed lover, hobbled closer to the kids. He reached down to unlatch
his belt buckled and pull the leather strap from his pants loop. The
glint from the sun on the shiny piece caught Ryuki's eyes. He
immediately alerted the other two.

“Those two insurgents are on the
move. Might I suggest we make an evasive move and counter attack at
their unguarded flanks?” To anyone other than the two toddlers,
the little speech he delivered would have fried their brains
indefinitely. That kid acted like he never had a normal conversation
in his life. How hard was it to say 'Those jerks are coming at us,
lets move then get them back'?

Nonetheless, the kids got the message
loud and clear. They stood shoulder to shoulder, narrowing their eyes
in a universal glare. The older boys were un-phased, determined to
teach the toddlers the meaning of respect.

“I'm gonna tan your hides like
your mothers should have!!” The semi crippled brunette roared.
All 3 chibis looked at him oddly. Their mouths turned up in a
confused gesture. Kiko poked his chest out boldly. He stepped
forward, his brave front never wavering.

“I'm already tan and what does
that have to do with hiding or my mommy!” The teenagers
stumbled at the tiny boy's ignorance. Kiba secretly nudged his lover
in the ribs and whispered:

“This one kinda reminds me of
Naruto.” They both shuddered thinking about the blond when he
was having an airhead moment. It was when the two refocused their
efforts, that they reconsidered the boy's perception. Because in that
little time, the 3 children had surrounded the injured males. Kankuro
and Kiba started, slightly unnerved. The blue haired boy gave them a
nasty sneer.

“What are you trying to say? Are
you some fucking hole plugging perverts ? You wanna try to touch our
asses too?”

“We put one assailant out of
commission, we'll enact the same tactics onto your territory as
well.”

Two sets of eyes looked at the creepy
little black haired boy. And again, Kiba was murmuring in the taller
teen's ear.

“That one is just like my ex,
Shino, just...psycho.” Kankuro nodded quietly.

“And if he wasn't such as little
asshole, I would say that red eyed kid kinda reminds me of you.”
Kiba pulled back, looking at his mate incredulously.

“Hey!” Kankuro just
shrugged and smirked at him.

“Oi...OI!! Did you hear them? We
wanna know if ya trying to be pervy bum rapers like Snake Puke. We
don't like old geezers that touch on innocent kids like us!” It
was that tiny brunette again. The way they acted, the bigger males
felt like they were about to be jumped on by some battalion or
something.

“Snake Puke?
Innocent...Huh?..WAIT! Who the hell are you calling old?!?!”
Kiba screamed. He was so furious he almost let Kankuro fall over when
he made a move to snatch the little kid but he caught the boy just in
time. The older brunette scowled at him as he straightened himself
back up. The younger of the two smiled apologetically.

“Sorry bout that. Guess I got
carried away.” Kankuro just grunted in response. Kiba nodded at
the response, scowling at the kids. “Nobody wants you little
bastards! Shit you're so wet behind the ears you're drowning.”

“We just wanna put our foot up
your asses till you learn some damn manners, you little shits!”

“I don't like the sound of
that.”

“Sounds like a threat to me!”

“Lets get these ass jammers!!”
Shuei screamed. At the same time all 3 boys launched themselves at
the teenagers. Kiko grabbed one of the crutches while Ryuki snatched
Kiba's pants down;

Shuei punched Kankuro in the gut
causing the male to double over clutching his belly. As his face
lowered, the brunette chibi took the opportunity to hit the teen in
the face with the crutch. With a groan, Kankuro flew back hitting the
sidewalk hard. Shuei and Kiko abandoned the, believed to be
unconscious, boy to join Ryuki, who was busy torturing Kiba.

The poor boy tried to pull his pants
up only to have the black haired boy yank up his boxers in a rear
splitting wedgy. The cycle just kept repeating itself, pants down,
wedgy up, over and over again. That was until the other two boys,
brandishing crutches, ran over to them. The teen was at the mercy of
those 3 demonic kids.

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Kankuro groaned, slowly sitting up. He
winced and rubbed his sore back. The boy looked around groggily,
trying to figure out where Kiba and those..creatures were. His time
soothing his back didn't last long though, the sound of kids yelling
and someone whimpering, caught his attention. He looked over his
shoulder to see Kiba on the ground, barely moving. All around him
were those damn beasts, beating and kicking him to a pulp. The older
brunette was enraged. How dare they beat on him! Kiba was already
hurt, he didn't deserve more.

Slowly, Kankuro made his way back on
his feet. He winced as his weight shifted on his sore ankle but he
wouldn't let the pain keep him from saving his lover. The boy made
his pain stricken way towards the group. Hobbling over, he finally
pulled his belt free from his pants and with a cry of vengeance; he
jumped into the midst of chaos.

Sounds of a belt cracking the air and
rears, screams, yelps, whimpers, and thumps from punches, filled the
air.

Hours later, the two groups,
completely exhausted and beaten, finally separated.

“This ain't over fuckers!”
Shuei pointed an accusing finger at the teens. He leaned over on Kiko
for support, who in turn leaned against Ryuki. They limped slowly
away, in search of the brunette's older friend. The fowl mouthed boy
must have gotten the worse of that belt because he just kept rubbing
his reddened back and ass, cussing and wincing nonstop.The teens just
scowled and sneered.

“Whatever test tube babies!”
Kiba snickered at the comment. Kankuro just smirked.

The two teens made their way back to
the shorter brunette's dorm. Their bodies were drained and they shook
with pain. Neither of them could truly grasp the idea that they
actually got into a fight with a bunch of 4 year olds. AND the little
bastards held their own.

Kankuro looked at Kiba, a brow
quirked; the other boy looked at him in confusion.

“What?”

“Naruto, he can have kids cause
of that Sakura chick right? Theres no way males can get pregnant
other than with help right?”

“Yea...” The taller boy
nodded his brows still knitted together.

“Good...As long as we're
together don't even LOOK at that bitch! KAMI! I HATE kids!” He
grimaced.

“What about Gaara's kids?”

“Kiba.....”

“Yea?”

“Don't talk anymore...I don't
want to think about anyone but you. An adult no kids.”

“Ok”

Kurai Kisu: Well if its too short I am
soooo sorry I told you guys way in my first story I am not a detailed
person. It gets on my damn nerves. As long as you get the picture
then I have done my job. But anyways I hope you enjoyed it. I will be
getting back on track so I can finish this story very soon. Hey since
everyone is soooo nice I am up for suggestions on how Menma and Neji
get together in the side story I will get going after this. There is
another story I am working on but I want the side story up first. Let
me know. Should I put a lemon in it? Should it be kinky or WAFF. Tell
ME! Ja!
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