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Naruto Shit-On-You-Then: The Curse Evolves	By : c0p13r Category: Naruto > General Views: 33163 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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I bid you welcome and hello and greeting and fuck you to this latest installment of poopies. With that said, with my superior authorial powers, I will shit in your eyes with my story!
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Sasy-chan: Harem, desu ne? Hai! Daisuki!
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            So the way it went down was Naruto and Sasuke faced off, repeating each other’s names back and forth until Naruto was beaten. In a last ditch effort, he called Sasuke ‘Sasu-chan’; Sasuke defeated this by saying “Call me… Sasy-chan!” Beaten, Naruto changed to Naruko, tucking his penis and scrotum beneath a layer of Chakra… A layer of Chakra separates two men’s penises. #isitgay
            Now Sasuke parades around the Leaf with his newest bitch, Naruko… who we will call Naruto because this is his name. Just like Bruce Jenner; still a man, just mutilated his penis… Anyway, Sasuke pushes out his chest at his accomplishment while getting all sorts of stares; he can hear people murmur about him. “SasGAY…” “Fag…” “Fucks other guys…” “Hiding in the closet with the Christmas presents…”
            Sasuke takes it all as praise to his worthiness. “A harem,” he declares abruptly, slapping Naruto with a flourish of his hand, as men should do to their bitches. “Naruto, I will impregnate you…”
            “Gay,” says someone in the crowd.
            “… and in exchange, you will help me amass a harem!”
            “Who the fuck do you have in mind? You have Sakura… and your daughter!”
            “The fuck?” Again, Naruto is slapped. “That’s my daughter, you damn freak! Now if she was my mother, that’d be an entirely different story. But no… Not Sakura or your bitch of a wife. I want… her.” He points to the ramen shack.
            “Ayame?”
            “Does it look like I’m pointing at Ayam-chan, you clod?” He points harder. “I want her!” He points definitely at Teuchi.
            “… That’s a guy.”
            Sasuke looks at Naruto with a gleam. “So are you.”
            “That sounds borderline… really gay.”
            “It’s not borderline; it presses the very limits of what gay is!” Sasuke grabs his Naru-chan’s shirtfront. “You mentally-handicapped imbecile! This level of sexuality is a sexual preference all on its own, distinctive amongst the gay and straight! This is the restriction of a human psyche itself! It’s looking at every man you see and saying to yourself ‘I’d fuck him if not for that dick in his pants!’ It transcends even bisexuality!”
            “Sasy-chan…! You are tebayo frightening me!”
            Sasuke dishes out a slap. “Bitch! You teach that old man a jutsu that’ll allow me to fork his pee hole, or I’ll fork your pee hole… without this sexy sexy jutsu of yours.” He leans in and sniffs Naruto’s hair.
            Ironically fearing what would become of his penis, Naruto-in-drag sets out to convince Teuchi to let him teach him the ways of penis-replacement jutsu. Teuchi is skeptical at first with good reason, but when Naruto-in-drag bats his eyes, Teuchi agrees. “Anything for my Number One customer! Especially when he doesn’t have a winky!”
            “Thanks, Teu-chan!”
            Montage ensues! Teuchi stands upon the counter while Naruto instructs him how to handle Chakra, and then how to make that Chakra curve around his wiener until it is hidden from sight, and then how to use that penis-hiding Chakra to also change into a quim for their master, Sasy-chan! Within days, many nameless men march into the ramen shack to cheer Teuchi on, to transform his dick into something suitable for Sasuke’s ginormous dick. They sing songs and dance, and Choji is in attendance, shirtless, to wiggle his saggy tits for encouragement. Sasuke is also there, doing the Uchiha ‘I’m gonna fork a guy!’ dance, head bobbing back and forth, this way and that while his legs kick out to the sides, his arms stiff behind him.
            He is completely unaware that he is being watched…
            Then, one not-so-magical day, Naruto approaches his sleepy Sasy-chan. “Sasy-chan,” he hums as a girl. “You have a surprise waiting for you at the ramen shack~!”
            Knowing full well what this meant, Sasuke leaps out of bed like a boy of Christmas morning, giving his cum-dumpster Naruto a festive slap that knocks him to the floor. Giggling and prancing, Sasuke rushes down the street and enters the closed Ichiraku. And sure enough, old man Teuchi is waiting, not yet transformed. He sits on the edge of the counter, chest pushed out and legs tightly crossed. He puckers his lips and moans. “So,” he begins, shaking his bosom alluringly, “I hear you go by Sasy-chan these days.”
            “Your ears hear right,” Sasuke says with a diligent nod. “Now let’s see if your jutsu works just as well.”
            “Ooo, impatient, are we, Sasy-chan?” Teuchi giggles as he slides off the counter seductively. If not for that lump in his pants, Sasuke would be on him already! Teuchi assumes the position on all four, farts, excuses himself, and then uses the gender-bender jutsu. Sasuke is very pleased. A curvaceous body and Teuchi’s unchanged face; Sasuke couldn’t ask for anything better. Well, maybe one thing as he drops his pants. “Spread ‘em,” he commands, nodding to Teuchi’s butt cheeks.
            “Ooo, impatient, are we, Sasy-chan?” Teuchi repeats, and then reaches for his saggy ass. With a rip like Velcro, he unveils the valley of Sasuke’s desire, all hairy and smelly with the sweat of a man.
            Sasuke slowly looks at you…. Yes, you. And to you, he smiles deviously and nods. Yes, this is happening.
            Not a moment to lose, he jumps at Teuchi’s stink hole to aim his twenty-inch pecker, because twelve inches is overdone. Like a lion, Sasuke roars and aims at the glistening pucker. To the side, hidden in the shadows, Choji watches with rapt anticipation. Slobbering, he nods and says, “Fork him, Sasy-chan!”
            And Sasuke does. The wetness of grimy sweat helps him plug Teuchi’s loose sphincter, and copier goes down in history as the first and probably only writer to do this ungodly pairing. Sasuke huffs and heaves, and Teuchi goes, “Ooo, impatient, are we?” The dick tears through his bowels, curving along the intestinal tract, trying to make its way to Teuchi’s stomach.
            “Prepare to eat shit,” Sasuke growls to his lover, the next in line for his harem.
            Then, defying all logic and physics, Sasuke’s dick juts out from Teuchi’s throat and mouth, smeared with shit cream and stomach acid. Maybe he picked up a thing or two from Orochimaru besides herpes. Teuchi’s eyes cross in rapture, his mismatched boobs – one is an A-cup and the other is a Triple F – doing stuff that might be called jiggling in time with Sasuke’s manly thrusts. On the dick sprouting from his gullet, Teuchi can taste the acidy remains of last night’s dinner. He praises Sasuke for letting him re-experience his food.
            “I’m not done with you yet,” Sasuke warns his second harem mate, and then reaches for his emerged dick. As if it were a balloon animal, he stretches his elongated member and maneuvers it in a Figure 8 pattern around Teuchi’s knockers before traveling southward. The area that should have been a bushy, saggy ball sack is now a bushy, saggy beaver, and Sasuke wastes no time defiling the sacred temple of Teuchi’s deformed gender.
            Ooo, impatient, are we, Sasy-chan, Teuchi wishes to say as his incognito pee-hole is stuffed to the brim with Sasuke’s wang. Up and up and up, Sasuke sends his glorious, veiny snake, plummeting to the very pit of what could be Teuchi’s womb… but since he is a guy, the womb is actually his bladder… Transformation jutsu blends a ninja’s appearance, not his insides… … Sasuke is deep within another man’s bladder. And as he thrusts in this freak show mating ritual, he feels all of Teuchi’s hot piss swirling around his cockhead. And this is as close as anyone will get to an honest ‘piss-involved-in-sex’ story from copier.
            “I’m gonna jizz in you until you’re  pregnant,” warns Sasuke before lathering Teuchi’s ear with his tongue. So sensual and hot, Teuchi cums before him, and the entire process of that is just too… unnatural to describe. Just awful. Yet, in spite of this, Sasy-chan is not sated! It is time to kick things up a notch, as though forking a man’s rectum until emerging from his mouth was not enough. Sasuke’s godly wiener doubles back in Teuchi’s bladder, reemerging from the masked penis so that Sasuke can continue his lustful assault.
            Every bend and crease of Teuchi’s body is used as stimulus to the body of Sasuke’s unstoppable shaft; knees, elbows, chin, second chin, second ass! By the time the Uchiha was done wrapping his magnificent dick around every pleasure-giving spot, Teuchi was completely lost in a knot of… Sasuke-ness. And for the grand finale? He reshoved his dick up Teuchi’s already occupied sphincter to once again emerge from his throat, rubbing against himself as he sprouted free.
            Teuchi, with a mouthful of cock that had looped twice in him, somehow says, “Ooo, this noodle has my noodle quivering!”
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            Naruto, like a dutiful bitch-to-be-bred, sits at Sasuke’s bedside, waiting for his return. But lo! A shout from across Konoha! “Naru-chan! Naru~~~cha~~~~n!!”
            “My Sasy-chan is in trouble, believe it!” In a jiffy, Naruto hurries home and slaps his wife, calls her a slut who never understands, and then rushes to Sasuke’s side. Employing his bone-crushing pelvis technique, he charges through the backdoor of the Ichiraku crap house and stands at the ready for his master. “Sasy-chan! I heard your trumpet of distress! What need have you for your Naru-chan?”
            But Sasuke sits in the dark, his eyes all glowy and shit. He smiles dementedly. “Nar-chan,” he coos, and then gestures to the horrid knot that his impossibly-long schlong has become. “It worked…”
            Naruto blinks. “Wha… what worked, ya know? Where’s Teu-chan-i?”
            Sasuke pats his dick. “Right here. Untangle my john, you pile of feces and farts!”
            Naruto gets to work and rummages through the coils of cock. Apparently, buckets of cum were cummed to have so much cum over Sasuke’s cum cock. Buckets of cum! Cum buckets! Bit by bit, Naruto unwinds Sasuke’s lovely and magnificent, veiny and thick, so manly and glorious, the smell of his musk, O so grand a penis until Naruto uncovered the truth.
            Teuchi… was gone.
            Naruto steps back as Sasuke lazily tugs his pants on, somehow hiding the fire hose he has for a lovely, beautiful, worship-worthy dick. “I… don’t understand.”
            “Of course not,” Sasuke scoffs, slapping the wannabe woman. “It is Orochimar-chan’s jutsu. This is how he absorbs people. With his trouser snake, he consumes his victims, makes their powers his! Or, to take their bodies, he goes up their pee holes!”
            “Are we, like, making an actual plot now? If so, this is getting weird.”
            “Says the boy who transformed into a girl to be bred by me. You straight faggot.” Sasuke turns about. “I think it’s time we find the next girl.” Without a single glance, he walks by Ayame as she diddles herself with a leek. She shoves the stalk up her snatch and works it hard and fast like a cock. Beneath her, she flavors a bowl of ramen with her juice… or that other food she likes to make… something with noodles.
            “In the meantime, with the new power I possess…” Sasuke stares at his fist and chortles wickedly. “I’m going to make some ramen.” Lightning flashes around him in dramatic effect! The power now flowing within him…! And this is just the start! He leers out and sees all the potential victims. So many wieners to hide beneath jutsu, so little time…
            Yet even now, Sasuke is being watched by one who will undo all he’s done…
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Who watches and waits? Do they have a chance to stand against the might of Sasuke’s wiener and newfound ramen-making abilities?!
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