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Big Brother Knows Best	By : Sasunarufan13 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 3756 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto nor make profit of it. Kishimoto owns it.

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Author's note: Here I am with the third chapter!
Warnings: hint of drama; moody Sasuke
I hope you'll like this chapter!
Chapter 3) Seventeen years
The young man was jarred out of his concentration when the front door was slammed shut; the force of it causing the windows on this side of the house to rattle. Dark eyes blinked and a pen hovered above the page; Itachi cocked his head slightly and listened intently.
There was a brief silence and then his little brother stomped upstairs, muttering darkly to himself. He passed Itachi's room and his angry stomping made the floor vibrate. Luckily for the younger man their parents weren't home yet; mother would have had certainly something to say about the way Sasuke had arrived home.
Curiosity bloomed up in Itachi when he didn't hear a second set of footsteps chasing after his little brother. How peculiar.
Dropping the pen on the page, he pushed back his chair and left his room, just in time to see Sasuke slam his door shut. Really, the rough treatment of the doors was uncalled for; what had they ever done to his brother.
Pursing his lips, he crossed the landing; his footsteps muffled by the white carpet. He knocked on the door and entered the room before his brother had the chance to say anything. When Sasuke was in this particular bad mood, it was easier just to go inside instead of waiting for permission to enter. His brother could be quite stubborn at times.
"Itachi," Sasuke growled; his eyes flashing up with anger. His backpack had been carelessly dropped in front of the door and Itachi pushed it out of the way with his foot. "I didn't say you could come in!"
"What happened?" Itachi inquired, leaning against the closed door. Sitting down on the bed or the chair was out of the question as long as Sasuke was this irate; he didn't appreciate people disturbing his personal space when he was angry.
"Nothing happened," Sasuke hissed, balling his hands into fists. "So leave! I have homework to do!"
"It's Friday," the older boy remarked calmly, crossing his arms in front of his chest. "Your homework can wait for a moment. Where's Naruto-kun?"
"Not here," Sasuke sneered, kicking his gym bag to the wall.
"Obviously," Itachi replied dryly. "He is quite hard to ignore after all. Weren't you planning on playing that new video game?"
"Changed plans. He's too busy pining after that girl," Sasuke snapped; his upper lip curling up in disgust.
The way he said 'girl' was the way other people would say 'bitch'.
Oh boy.
Itachi carefully concealed his wince and wondered how exactly he would approach this particular subject. Sasuke had been informed about sex and the changes his body would be going through two years ago by their mother – Itachi still had pictures of his tomato red face as mother forced him to listen to her entire – and very thorough – explanation – but so far there hadn't been a sign of him liking someone. Actually, considering Naruto had a porn author as his godfather, it wasn't that surprising that the blond boy had noticed the other gender first.
"Someone in your class?" Itachi inquired. He didn't think Sasuke was mad because he and his best friend liked the same girl; if he did like the girl, he wouldn't be talking about her in disgust. His brother wasn't that emotionally stumped after all.
"Haruno," the younger boy grunted and fell down on his bed, practically staring holes into the ceiling. "She's new in our class and the idiot hasn't shut up about her this entire week! It's always 'Sakura-chan this, Sakura-chan that!'! It's disgusting how he pines after her!"
"Well, that's just what happens when you have crush on someone," Itachi retorted soothingly. "He'll grow out of that phase soon. You're his best friend; shouldn't you be happy for him that he found a girl he likes? Or do you like her?"
"Of course I don't like her! Why would I?!" Sasuke asked outraged and shot up, glaring at his older brother. "She giggles the entire time, keeps playing with her hair and blinking quickly like she has something in her eyes! She keeps popping up wherever I am and I'm getting sick of it! She's even worse than Yamanaka! Why the hell would I be happy for Naruto for liking a girl like that? She doesn't even look twice at him; he can do a lot better than her!"
Itachi's interest was piqued. "Better like who?"
"I don't know. Just anyone is better than Haruno!"
"Like maybe Neji-san's cousin, Hinata-san?"
Sasuke threw him an incredulous look as if he couldn't believe that his older brother said something that stupid and if Itachi wasn't so entertained by this conversation, he would take offense at it. "What? Why would she better? She can't even talk to him without stuttering and fainting! She's too quiet for him!"
"Hm, what about that girl who likes martial arts? Tenten, I believe?" Itachi mused.
"She's more interested in martial arts than in people. Also, the usuratonkachi sucks at martial arts," Sasuke scoffed and looked away.
"Yamanaka?"
Sasuke didn't bother replying this time, only gave the older boy a very offended look.
"Well, what kind of girl do you think would be best suited for Naruto-kun?" Itachi asked and couldn't contain the note of amusement that slipped into his voice. He was having way too much fun with this.
"I don't know. Doesn't matter anyway, because we're still too young to be interested in girls," Sasuke replied stubbornly, folding his arms as he glared a hole into his carpet.
Right when Itachi opened his mouth to point out that apparently they weren't too young, considering Naruto did like a girl now, they both heard the front door opening.
"Sasuke? What the hell, man? Why weren't you waiting at our usual spot?" Naruto yelled annoyed and there was the distinct 'thump' of shoes being kicked off. "Now I had to buy our snacks on my own and you know the shop owner doesn't like me! You better have set out the games and everything!"
Sasuke looked like a deer caught in the headlights of a car when Naruto stormed inside – and promptly tripped over his own feet, spilling the snacks all over the floor. Arms waving madly in the air, nearly smacking Itachi in his face, the blond boy was saved from a very painful and ungraceful fall by his friend, who jumped off his bed to steady the flailing blond.
At least that was presumably the intention, but instead Naruto knocked Sasuke off balance and they both fell on the floor – the loud smacking sound of mouths pressing against each other was quite difficult to ignore.
Their accidental kiss lasted only for a few seconds before they both sprang apart, coughing and – in Naruto's case – making retching sounds.
"What the hell, usuratonkachi!" Sasuke bitched and punched Naruto's arm.
"Don't blame me, bastard!" Naruto screeched, kicking his friend in retaliation.
"I'll just leave you two alone. Clearly I'm the third wheel here. Enjoy the rest of your evening. I shall knock from now on," Itachi smirked and slipped out of the room, serenely ignoring the outraged cry of frustration emitting from his brother.
Ah, the teasing material this would give him… Sasuke could hardly expect him to forget this glorious teasing material, right?
He'd pick up their conversation again at a later time. There was no doubt in his mind that this particular conversation would be needed in the future.
Being a big brother wasn't always easy.
AN2: So yes, accidental kiss. I just had to write that. I just had to.
Please leave your thoughts behind in a review; should you spot any mistakes, please point them out to me.
See you all in the next chapter!
Cuddles
Melissa
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