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Hey There Witchdoctor!	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 21004 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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(I’m thinking)
“I’m speaking”
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Pairing : Harem – Naruto x
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“I thought that was obvious, I’m a doctor and I only wanted to help, that’s all” he said with a smile, but the mysterious blonde offered no more information for the unsure vampire … in the end Hiruzen decided to try it and see for himself, but if he found the young man’s claims to be false … well he hoped for Naruto’s sake that this wasn’t a trick …
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“hmmmm … maybe I should’ve chosen a different tactic … oh well, can’t change it now. The headmaster should be here for his fourth day of tea soon, I can settle his doubts now” said the blonde Brit as he prepared a cup for the vampire guest … Naruto’s eyes caught a glimpse of a picture . the picture was that of a small blonde woman and a tall black haired man with a scar across his right cheek “we walk through the fires of hell for our patients, right mother, father”
*knock*knock*
Naruto chuckled “it’s open” a slightly confused Hiruzen poked his head in “I have an open invitation for all vampires, didn’t I tell you?”
“that isn’t safe” chastised the headmaster as he took the cup from Naruto.
“care for something to eat?” asked the blonde who completely ignored the warning in favor of pulling out some freshly baked scones with a little butter which he set on the large wooden table in front of the vampire. Naruto sat down across from Hiruzen

“no” muttered the vampire as he eyed the pastries.
“you still find my claims farfetched, don’t you? … that’s understandable, but you really should start eating solids soon” Naruto said as he watched Hiruzen sip on his tea.
The vampire frowned “it’s more complicated than that … you must know what happened if you live here”
“ah yes, the con artists” said Naruto.
“exactly, but there’s more to it … certain precautions have been set up to prevent this from happening again” said the headmaster in an almost worried state, but the blonde across from looked unfazed.
“I see … how about this, take off your ring and place your finger in the light in front of you. If you get burned I’ll go back to London before you even have to report it, but if you don’t get burned I stay, how about it?” asked the blonde Brit.
Hiruzen considered the proposal. After a moment he removed his ring and reverted back to his 23 year old appearance …
It just so happens there was a strip light cascading on the table … it was symbolic in a way. The light split the table and scones right in half separating the doctor from his patient …
The vampire reached out towards the light and Naruto … he shut his eyes expecting a sharp searing pain and the smell of burning flesh … Hiruzen waited and waited, but the pain never came only a warm tingling sensation. After several seconds passed he opened his eyes … the sunlight was gently caressing his skin. Hiruzen couldn’t think straight … his hand started shaking. It’s been so many years since he felt the warmth of the sun without pain. Naruto reached out to steady the vampire’s shaking hand.
When Hiruzen finally gained his bearings he reached down for a scone, but his hand was still shaking so Naruto took a scone and put a little butter on it before giving it to Hiruzen … after hesitating for only a moment he took a bite. Tears started pouring from his eyes as the taste of creamy melted butter and sweet crunchy scone hit his tongue “it’s delicious”
Naruto smiled “it’s an old family recipe, please have as much as you like”
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One week has past since Naruto saved Hiruzen Sarutobi. Everyone was helping put up decorations for a party celebrating the anniversary of the village being founded, even Naruto, who was perched on a ladder to help hang garland and fall leaves.
A tall man with black hair and sunglasses passed the ladder Naruto was on and came in the room. The blonde noticed something odd under the man’s collar as he went by, a blue rash. He has only seen it once before and that’s in one of his great grandmother’s journal’s. It was a deadly infection that plagues insect charmers.
Naruto shook the thoughts from his head as he watched man talk to a classmate of his, Shino Aburame, who also wears sunglasses. He could tell by the man’s scent that he was related to Shino, father perhaps.
(it may look like Blue Lung, but the deadly infection only attacks insect charmers and Mom said that they are extinct so that couldn’t be the Blue Lung infection) thought the Brit as he watched the father and son converse (but it’s always better to be safe, right?)
The blonde reached up and fiddled with the pin holding up the garland and waited. Once the man started for the door Naruto dropped the garland and it landed on the man’s head.
”I am so sorry sir, my hand slipped” said the blonde as he removed the garland from the man’s head.
The man adjusted his glasses “it’s alright just be careful” the man stated in a raspy voice before taking his leave.
“I will sir” Naruto smiled and opened his right hand to look at a pine needle coated in a little blood “I hope I’m wrong about this … hmm maybe the headmaster can help me” he muse as he stuffed right hand in his pocket to be sure that he wouldn’t lose the needle before heading to Sarutobi’s office.
As he entered the office he greeted the secretary “hello, is the headmaster free? I’d like to talk to him”
The secretary smiled “he’s having lunch-”
Sarutobi poked his head out of his office “that’s alright I’d like to chat with Moore anyway, come in”
Naruto went in, but before he did he grabbed a plastic cup and filled it with water from the cooler. He sat down in a chair in front of Sarutobi’s desk as the vampire shut the door.
The blonde saw a half finished burger on the desk “glad to see your eating, Headmaster. What’s it like eating solid food after so long?”
Sarutobi smiled and removed his ring and set it down letting illusion fall away revealing his real self “it’s incredible and my secretary is happy too … I stopped pretending to eat a few weeks ago, she thought I lost my appetite because I was sick and she thinks that I’m getting better, so do you need something?”
“actually yes, I need a favor … can I have that salt?” the blonde’s eyes widened as the vampire fell to the floor “Headmaster?”
Sarutobi was not expecting that request at all. He expected something like ‘I don’t like this class, can I drop it?’ or ‘I’m not doing well in this class’ or whatever and considering the circumstances he would’ve agreed to any request. Unfortunately, the headmaster was in the process of taking his seat when the unexpected request was made resulting in the vampire missing his chair and falling on his backside.
The headmaster picked himself up and took his seat “yes I’m fine, you can have the salt” Sarutobi watched curiously as Naruto set the cup of water down and picked up the salt shaker with only his left hand all while keeping his right hand in his pocket. Sarutobi raised an eyebrow when the blonde poured the salt into the water and pulled out his right hand to drop a pine needle smeared with a little blood, which he dropped into the salty water.
“bollocks” was the only word the student said as the water changed to a murky red color.
“is something wrong?” asked the vampire
Naruto frowned “I guess you could say that, what do you know about insect charmers?”
“you mean people who can control insects, they’re a myth right?”
Naruto raised an eyebrow “myth? Who told you that? Americans, they don’t know a thing beyond Hollywood’s werewolves and vampires and demons. No, they exist … well, I thought they were extinct, but according to the color of this water there are still some out there … unless the Blue Lung spreads”
“Blue Lung?”
“it’s a slow and painful lung infection and it looks like Shino’s father is infected“
Sarutobi’s eyes widened “Shino’s mother died not long ago from a lung infection and you’re saying his father Shibi might die … is there anything you can do? Like a treatment or cure?”
Naruto nodded “there is a cure, but how should I give it to him? I doubt anyone will take cure from an outsider who claims to be a medic“
Sarutobi frowned, Naruto was right, no one was very trusting after that con man incident 10 years ago “I can always deliver what you need”
Naruto smiled ”that would be great, now I just need to find a way to hide the cure. Do you know about any of Shino’s father’s likes? What he drinks or eats?”
Sarutobi thought a moment before responding “the Aburames are all very quiet and private, but I always see Shibi with a tea, green tea, does that help?”
Naruto nodded “it’ll be a little tricky, but I think it will work. I need to go and start right away. With any luck it should be done in a few hours, good day, Headmaster”
The vampire watched the blonde leave and couldn’t help but be surprised and grateful that this strange young man has come to Konoha.
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Naruto grabbed his phone and dialed a number “come on pick up”
“Naruto! How are you doing? Are you ok? Are you eating properly? Are you keeping your grades up?”
Naruto rolled his eyes at his mother’s rapid fire questions “I’m fine, my grades are all A’s and I’m eating my vegetables. Look Mom I need-”
“need what?! Food? Medicine? Bandages? Oh my are you hurt?!-”
Naruto sighed and ran his fingers though his hair “Mom calm down I’m fine, I need help with a potion, what’s great-Grandma’s Blue Lung cure?”
“Blue Lung cure? Ummm Oh, that’s the Pink Wind potion, but why do you need that, honey?”
“I know it’s hard to believe, but I’ve found some insect charmers and I think at least one is infected with Blue Lung”
“Oh my! The poor dear! Your Great-Grandma would be so happy that some survived that horrid outbreak 60 years ago. If it wasn’t for that drought killed off most of the ingredients necessary for the Pink Wind potion she would’ve saved them … give me one minute”
Naruto chuckled when he heard the loud thump of a large dusty old book hitting the table and the crinkle of age worn paper being turned “Ok, honey, I have it! I’m taking a picture and sending it now”
Naruto’s phone beeped and he checked the pictures “thank you Mom, oh do you know a way to get the potion into a tea?”
“I believe your great-Grandma used the same method that we used to make the Mermaid herbal salts, but at a higher temp, 400 degrees instead of 325, hmmm what kind of tea? The effectiveness can change with certain teas”
“I was hoping to slip it into tea bags with green tea”
“that should be fine, in fact green tea might enhance the potion. Do you need anything else honey?”
“no thank you Mom, love you, bye”
“Love you honey! Be careful! Do well in your classes, but don’t work too hard! Make sure to change and go for a run every now and then! And please make a contract with someone soon. Ok bye bye honey!”
Naruto chuckled as he hung up the phone and looked at the picture “time to get started”
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A few hours later and the Founder’s day party was in full swing. Naruto walked in and noticed Sarutobi at the punch bowl when he saw his blonde transfer student approach him.
“hello Headmaster, here is the tea and the cure is laced in, would you give it to Mr. Aburame?”
Sarutobi nodded “yes I can give it to Shino … not staying for the party?” he asked as Naruto turned to leave.
The blonde smiled “parties aren’t my thing, good day Headmaster” and with that he left.
The vampire chuckled and saw Shino get a phone call before heading towards the exit “Shino I got this for your father”
“thank you Headmaster” said the stoic young man before leaving.
Sarutobi sighed (your father will be ok) he thought.
“Hiruzen, it’s good to see you” the headmaster looked over his shoulder and spotted three professors who were also his fellow vampires.
“Hashirama, Tobirama, Minato wonderful to have you back … we should talk in private … it’s about Orochimaru”
The four vampires went into Hiruzen’s office where Hiruzen Sarutobi set his ring on the desk and told them what happened.
“thank goodness your alright, how did you stop Orochimaru if he hit you with silver and holy water?” asked the blonde blue eyed Minato
“someone … intervened” said Sarutobi as he got up and picked up his ting. He turned to see the stunned faces of his friends.
Why were they shocked? The sun lowered during the conversation to the point where it covered his desk and yet Hiruzen wasn’t burned when the grabbed the his ring.
“I should tell you guys something, but it should stay between us for now”
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Shino entered his home and found his father sitting in the living room breathing heavily “are you alright Father?”
“yes” Shibi rasped, his voice was strained and it was clearly painful for him to breathe.
“I’ll get you some tea father” said Shino as he went into the kitchen and put the kettle on the stove. He tried not to cry, but he just couldn’t stop the tear from falling as he looked for some tea. There wasn’t any tea left, but he did have the tea that his headmaster gave him so he opened it up and set up two cups. As he passed the kitchen window he saw a pair of fiery red-orange eyes.
He threw open the door “who’s out there? Come out!” the eyes vanished and Shino with hundreds of insects following to protect him. Shino found scorch marks on the ground and the smell of brimstone where the eyes were, but nothing else … no tracks or anything. The whistle of the kettle caught his attention and he went back to his home to take care of his father as he wondered what it was that he saw.
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