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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28015 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
/Author's comments;
Pairing: Harem – Naruto x OC 'Dan' / OC
Last Time:
"that makes sense. It is possible because Jiraiya knew the graduation age was changed after the Uchiha Massacre and he is most likely keeping in contact with them by using the toads. We really can't do any thing for now except keep living as if we know nothing about this, got it?" everyone agreed "good, Naruto go back to bed and let yourself recover" Naruto pouted, but did as told because he could tell his Jiji was not in the mood for games. Not only did Naruto almost kill himself, but he found out two of his students have betrayed him by keeping secrets … yes his Jiji was not in a good mood.
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6 months later ...
Naruto was sitting on the tree swing outside of the academy with a look of sadness on his face (Dammit, how long do I have pretend to be sad for failing the exam? Where is that traitorous bastard Mizuki? ... OH is that hi- no not him ... bored ... bored ... bored ... SOOOO very bored ... finally, there he is …..… god, he walks slow)
"hello, Naruto" smiled Mizuki
"hello Mizuki-sensei" said a 'sad' 'heartbroken' Naruto
"now Naruto, don't be sad. Iruka is only doing what he thinks is best. You know you are a lot like him when he was younger" said the traitor
(yes I know, I read his file) "really?" asked Naruto
Mizuki nodded "you know Naruto, there is a way to become a genin"
Naruto's eyes lit up (Finally, we're getting somewhere) "seriously, sensei?! What is it?"
"all you have to do is steal the Forbidden Scroll and meet me at the shack in the woods"
(oooooh you are so dead when I get my hands on you) "you got it Mizuki-sensei" the ROOT anbu jumped off the swing and ran away, seemingly excited to become a ninja.
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Naruto held a large scroll and was waiting for Mizuki. To be safe he made two shadow clones and ordered them to hide in the trees incase he needs backup. He heard someone coming and got ready, but the person who came out was not Mizuki, it was Iruka!
"Naruto! Why did you steal the Forbidden Scroll?"
Naruto mentally groaned (this was supposed to stay quiet so that means that little prick Mizuki must have sounded the alarm ... time to play dumb) "it's about time you got here Iruka-sensei, I mastered a jutsu from the scroll, do I pass now?"
"what do you mean pass, Naruto?" asked a perplexed chunin
"well, Mizuki-sensei said that if I learned one jutsu from that scroll I could become a ninja. So do I pass? Huh huh do I? do I?" said an 'excited' Naruto
Mizuki appeared from the trees and Iruka yelled at him "Mizuki, what's going on?"
Naruto gave a sarcastic reply in his head (duh he's clearly out for a relaxing stroll and not betraying the village)
Mizuki sneered "it must be my lucky day, not only do I get to kill the demon before ditching this village, but you as well Iruka"
Iruka glared "you're betraying the Leaf? you traitor!"
Mizuki gave a smug smirk "yes I'm leaving this pathetic village, but first ... you, demon" Naruto looks at him "do you know why everyone hates you? It's because the story about the Fourth hokage defeating the nine tails isn't true. The demon couldn't be killed so the Fourth-"
"Mizuki STOP! Don't tell him! Naruto don't listen to him!" Iruka screamed
"the Fourth had to seal it away! he sealed it in you! YOU'RE the demon" cue Mizuki's psychotic laugh. Mizuki's laugh trailed off when he noticed Naruto wasn't freaking out.
After a few seconds of silence Naruto said "yeah, no shit Sherlock" (god, he's stupid)
"you knew!" screamed Mizuki
"well you and the villagers aren't exactly subtle. I figured it out somewhere between the phrases 'kill the demon fox' and 'let's finish what the Fourth started' ... demon fox ... the Fourth ... my birthday, it didn't take a rocket scientist"(and what's really funny is that I'm not demon vessel my twin brother is ... this is like a bad soap opera)
Mizuki growled "so what! I'll kill you anyway!" the silver haired chunin threw a giant shuriken at the blonde.
Naruto was planning to swap with a clone, but Iruka threw himself on Naruto to block the blade. The anbu's reflexes kicked in and he flipped Iruka onto his back and let the blade rip into his flesh.
While Iruka was praying for Naruto to be ok, the hidden clones threw a few kunai at Mizuki. The chunin, thinking he was being followed, grabbed the scroll and ran. The clones henged into average ROOT anbu and stepped out of the shadows.
Root clone 1 said "Uzumaki has been injured, go tell the hokage" ROOT clone 2 nodded left as ROOT clone 1 helped support Naruto, but Iruka was glaring at him.
"Iruka-san, we need to get him medical attention"
"why should I give him to you? I know anbu hate Naruto and the people at the hospital will try to kill him"
"ROOT anbu like myself aren't as stupid as regular anbu and I was going to take him to the Sarutobi compound for treatment"
Iruka relented and helped Naruto up and let Root anbu support him "wait, what about the Forbidden Scroll!?"
Naruto answered in a 'weak' voice "that wasn't the Forbidden Scroll … when Mizuki told me about a test something didn't … seem right so I told Jiji … that scroll was fill with paint bombs that are … tied to this wireless detonator" he 'weakly' reached into his pocket and pulled a small black square with a red button "want to press it, sensei?"
Iruka took the detonator and pressed the button *BOOM* and a very colorful Mizuki went flying leaving a trail of bright glowing pinks, greens, purples, yellows, oranges and blues across the sky. The tie dyed chunin landed directly on the hokage tower!
Iruka couldn't help but smile before making sure the ROOT anbu took Naruto to the Sarutobi compound.
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"you sure you're ok, Naruto?" asked Iruka
"yes, I'm fine Iruka-sensei" Naruto smiled as he rested on the infirmary bed.
"ok, I'll see you tomorrow for team assignments"
Hiruzen came into the room "actually I'm postponing the team assignments two weeks so Naruto can fully recover"
Iruka smiled and nodded.
The second Iruka left Naruto jumped out of bed and his wounds were gone "why two weeks, Jiji?"
The third hokage reached into his robe and pulled out a scroll. He gave Naruto the scroll.
When he finished reading it he gave a bitter laugh and said "so they're coming in 12 days … 18 years, 18 Fucking years and all they have to say is 'I'm sorry we had to deceive you. can't wait to see Naruto. We hope he's being good'. They hope I'm behaving! I don't think I can handle this shit!"
"how about a quick mission before meeting them?" Hiruzen handed Naruto a scroll.
Naruto looked at the scroll suspiciously "a mission now? What are you up to old man?"
"I'm not up to anything. I just think you need something to take your mind off things before you kill the man who will relieve me of that paperwork for good"
"hmmm ok, I'll go" he shot Hiruzen a suspicious glance before leaving.
Hiruzen sweatdropped (he knows me too well ... I'm sorry Naruto, but you've been avoiding him for to long)
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The mission was to go to a certain hotel room and pick up a package. Naruto made it to the hotel room. He opened the door and went in.
When the door snapped shut behind him he sensed someone in the room "hello Naruto"
Naruto whirled around to face the speaker "Dan, w-what are you doing here?"
Dan, a slender dark skinned 20 year old man with short black hair and silver eyes, stood up and walked over to Naruto "care to explain why you haven't contacted me in six mouths, love"
Naruto took a step back and broke out into a cold sweat (I knew you were up to something old man)
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"where is Naruto?" wondered Orochimaru as he Kabuto, Anko, Ibiki, Asuma, Konohamaru and Hiruzen were seated in the living room.
"he's on a mission" said Hiruzen
Orochimaru's eyes narrowed "you sent Naruto on a mission right after we got word from them, what's really going on, Father?"
Hiruzen chuckled nervously "well ... I actually sent him to see Dan ... without telling him"
Asuma winced "Naruto has been avoiding Dan for six months he won't be let off easy"
Anko snickered "Naruto is going to get beat up, poor kid"
"how did Naruto meet Dan?" asked Konohamaru
"Dan might not look it, but he's actually a very strong assassin from the states. He was hired to kill the daimyo's son, Zuko, but Naruto stopped him, but instead of killing him, Naruto gave him some information on the man who hired him. It turns out the man who hired Dan was going to kill him. So Dan, with Naruto's help, took down the corrupt bastard" said Ibiki
"cool, so that's how Dan started his business dedicated to getting rid these bad guys, right?" asked an awestruck Konohamaru
"yes and it's no surprise they started dating three years ago" said the snake sage as he hoped Naruto would come back in one piece.
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"well Naruto, I'm waitin-mmm" Naruto pressed his lips to Dan's cutting him off, but Dan pushed him off "dammit Naruto, I want to-mmm" he was silenced by another kiss. Naruto held the smaller male up against him, ignoring the struggling to break free.
Dan didn't put up a fight for long though. Each motion of Naruto lips against his quickly destroyed his restraint and soon he was kissing back. For the next few hours the only sounds that were is the rustling of fabric and loud blissful moans.
When the two lovers finally took a break Dan asked "can you tell me what's going on Naruto?" the smaller male pressed his naked body up against Naruto's and kissed his neck, trying to encourage the ninja to talk.
Naruto sighed "six months ago I came across some info that was ... enlightening, to say the least. You know about my father the Fourth hokage and my family dying during the nine tails attack right, it's a lie. Jiraiya took them to the toad summoning world for awhile and Tsunade showed everyone the corpse clone jutsu. They'll be arriving in about 10 days"
"why would they abandon you?" asked an astonished Dan
"they wanted to train my twin brother Natsu, the real demon vessel without any interruptions"
"what do you mean 'real demon vessel'? you aren't kyuubi's container? Why did your grandfathers say you were and why do you have to put up with those fucking villagers?"
"don't be mad at Jiji and Opa. They didn't know anything. They didn't know about my twin or the faked deaths. They found me, the only surviving member, that night radiating demon chakra and had no choice, but to assume I was the container. They now think I had demon chakra simply because Kushina was a demon vessel. I'm sorry I didn't tell you, I guess my brain just kind of shut down"
Dan shook his head and then kissed Naruto's chest "don't apologize love, I understand. Is there anything I can do?"
"no I have to face them on my own. I hope I don't kill them, at least not in front of my little sister"
Dan shrugged "little sister huh they wanted no interruptions and yet they continued to breed, well it wouldn't be a waste if you did kill one, but you know your grandfather paid for this room for 8 nights. It would be a waste not to use them" he smiled as he straddled the blonde's hips.
The two made full use of every night and day and surface in that hotel room. If the maids weren't Yaoi fans they would probably be mad about cleaning that room.
But it couldn't last forever. It was check out day and they had to leave.
"if you need me don't hesitate to call, ok?" said Dan as he walk out of the hotel with a noticeable limp in his step and sparkle in his eyes.
Naruto nodded kissed Dan again "I love you"
Dan smiled "I love you too" and the to went their separate ways.
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Naruto opened the door to the Sarutobi compound "oooh Jiji ... get out here you meddling old goat or I will blow up your porn collection!"
"NOOOOO please anything, but that!" screamed the old kage as he hurled himself at Naruto's feet.
"anything? Fine burn all those neon orange things in my closet the villagers forced me to wear and get me a new wardrobe and where are my medical records?"
Hiruzen raised an eyebrow "in the back room, why?"
"when I meet them I want to show them exactly how badly they fucked up"
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