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When Sparks Fly	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 20686 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
/Author's comments;
Last time:
(dammit Scientist, we agreed only 2 to 3 volunteers a week, we want to avoid suspicion!)
"but we have so many volunteers" said Scientist
(no buts! Only 2 or 3!)
Scientist frowned "ok ok, spoil sport"
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"Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way hmhmhmmm" sang Naruto as he entered the abandoned building. He went to the freezer and opened it revealing several frozen mutilated bodies hanging by meat hooks.
"oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh hey hmhm hmm hmhm hmhmhmmm. That's a catchy song. I like it. Hey Scientist, what would you like for Christmas?"
"I would like citizenship in Cloud" smiled Scientist from inside their mind as Naruto made one carcass float off its hook and laid it on the floor.
"what a coincidence, so do I hey ... Scientist, this thing had legs right?"
Scientist nodded "it should've, describe it"
"pink hair ... green eyes ... female, but flat chested"
"oh yes, the fashionnista who volunteered by trying to stab us with her stiletto hmm her legs should be on the middle shelf the ones with the black high heels"
Naruto located the pair of severed legs "why did you nail the thing's shoes to its feet?" asked Naruto when he saw the nails going through the shoes and into the soles of the feet.
"wouldn't want her to lose them. You know how females are about their footwear" stated Scientist
Naruto shrugged and placed the severed limbs on the corpse. He rested his hand on the pile and focused. Moments later Naruto and the corpse vanished and reappeared on the ledge of a chasm on the opposite side of town.
Naruto kicked the corpse and its limbs into the chasm "I'm glad we discovered that theory on dimensions and tried to teleport like the yellow thing, but without seals. It makes disposal easier. So what else should we do before leaving"
"we finished locating and reading all the jutsu in the village, including clan jutsu. We left the academy. When they changed the clan heir status to Rin we were essentially disowned, so no worries there. We made an untraceable account and syphoned about 12 million yen into it. We finally agreed on a home in Cloud and can move in once we get there. Besides finish cleaning out the freezer of volunteers and start writing our good riddance letter, we're done"
Naruto sighed peacefully and looked up at the cloudy sky and watched the snow fall "not much longer now"
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Naruto appeared out of thin air in the living room of the Namikaze compound. He knew they weren't around because they were shopping for presents. The blonde stretched and rubbed his muscles. Disposing bodies is hard work and he still had a few more to go. He went up stairs to his room and laid on his bed to sleep.
The blonde woke up to a loud purring noise next to his head. He opened his eyes and saw a little brown kitten rolling playfully next him "hey kitty, how did you get in here?"
Naruto picked up the little ball of fur and took her downstairs.
"she seems to like us" said the blonde as the kitten nuzzled against him.
"I read some where that cats are sensitive to electricity, maybe that's why she likes us" mused Scientist
Naruto shook his head "don't think so. If that were the case every cat in this village would be chasing us"
Voices coming from the kitchen made him stop half way down the stairs. He set the kitten down and tried to shoo it towards the kitchen. When that didn't work he took a deep breath and scooped up the cat.
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"I think that's everyone. Can you guys think of anyone we didn't get presents for?" the red asked her husband and daughter.
"no Mom, that's everyone! Hey, where did Coco go? I wanted to put her collar on" said Rin
Just then Naruto, with his head held low so he wouldn't make eye contact with anyone, walked quickly into the kitchen and pushed the kitten into Rin's arms before nearly running out of the room. The family stared at the entrance to the kitchen in shock.
Minato blinked "I think I know someone we missed"
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"ewww ewww I think I touched the mini red thing" muttered a disgusted Naruto
Scientist rolled his eyes "get over it, it's not a big deal. We should start our good bye letter"
Naruto sighed "fine. What do you have in mind?" asked the blonde as he jumped into the light and entered the digital world.
"I was thinking we could use some security footage of the villagers hurting us, but then what?" asked Scientist as Naruto jumped into every camera around the village.
Naruto pondered what else to do as he sifted through all the footage he found "hmmm, I know, how about we do something with those family photos the things are so proud of?"
Scientist nodded "that could work"
Naruto finished picking the best footage and went to the family computer to look for a picture "ah ha I found one, now add some animation ... and a timer" a 3D rocket with a countdown clock pointing at the family computer's media player appeared "all done, we leave at 6:00 pm tomorrow and at 10:00 pm Christmas eve when they open presents, this will play" he left the 2D square and saw a cube headed to Minato's computer. He looked at the cube and saw that it was an email.
The crazy lightening bolt read the email "crap, some Inuzuka found our frozen things in a river and they know they were dumped into the chasm"
Scientist frowned "not good, we have six move volunteers to get rid of, should we leave them? ... Naruto? Hey, are you listening to me?"
Naruto was looking at a family photo "huh? Yes yes I'm listening. I think I no how to hide the last things"
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Minato, Kushina and Rin hurried back to the mall and started a frantic search for something Naruto might like.
Kushina picked up a train showed Minato "what do you think about this?"
The hokage frowned "I don't know"
The red head picked up another toy "what about this?"
Minato was getting frustrated "I don't know!"
Kushina scrambled for a different toy "this?"
Minato snapped "I told you, I don't know!"
Kushina glared and hissed in an angry hushed voice "well I don't know isn't helping! You're his father, think of something"
Minato glared "and what about you, you're his mother and you know jack shit about him just like me!"
Rin watched her parents fight and started crying "I *sob* don't know anything *sob* either he's my older twin brother and I *sob* I know nothing about him!" she sobbed
The two parents stopped arguing when their daughter started crying and went to comfort her.
Kushina sighed as she rubbed Rin's back "I'm sorry Minato we shouldn't be fighting"
Minato gave a sad smile "I'm sorry too, maybe we should try this a different way. Why don't we buy a few things and see what he likes and then have a special dinner?"
Rin and Kushina smiled and went around the mall looking for any toys a boy Naruto's age would like. When they found and bought several toys they headed home. When they reached their house they saw Naruto putting stone buttons on one of six large snowmen.
"wow cool, Naruto did you do all this?" asked Rin as she looked at the snowmen. The girl pouted when her brother looked startled and bolted into the house "was it something I said?"
Minato frowned "sort of, you see he's not used to us talking to him it's different for him"
Rin was feeling guilty, but soon her face took on a look of determination "I'll fix this and make Naruto happy" she vowed.
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Naruto ran into his room in a panic (what the fuck was that?!)
Scientist was stunned "a never before seen event. I never thought they would interact with us"
(well what should I do?)
Scientist shrugged "don't worry about it, I doubt it will happen again"
Naruto took a deep breath to calm himself down "you're right-"
"keep thinking, you want people to think we're nuts" said Scientist
(whoops sorry! Hey do you think the Raikage will let us change our names?)
Scientist shrugged "it would be our choice not his, but if we do we should be honest with who we are first why do you want to change our names?"
(well new place and all it seemed like a good idea ... and I'm sick of having a name that is a ramen topping)
Scientist rolled his eyes "are you still stuck on that video you saw. It was just two people engaging in sexual intercourse"
(it's not the sex it's the props. My name means fishcake and do you remember where the yellow thing put the fishcake? Hmmm)
Scientist blinked before cringing "yes I suppose a name change is in order. How about AC and DC?"
(nah the Rakage's name is A so we need something different)
Scientist snapped his fingers "I know, how about Alt and D Current, your Alt and I'm D and our last name is Current? It's the same electrical theme, but we won't have a name issue"
Naruto nodded "I like it. I'll make an appointment under that name to meet the Raikage"
*knock*knock* "Naruto it's time for dinner" said Rin who was completely unaware of the blonde staring at the door wondering if he was hallucinating ... again.
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"I hope he likes this" said a worried red head as she stirred a spoon into a pot and took a taste of the broth.
Minato smiled "he is an Uzumaki so liking ramen is practically in his DNA"
Rin came down the stairs dragging a frightened Naruto behind her "come on Naruto"
Scientist frowned "you should not have opened the door"
Naruto mentally flipped Scientist the bird (I didn't, she broke the door down and you know it!)
Kushina smiled when she saw her son "Naruto I'm glad you decided to join us"
(as if we had a choice) thought the blonde as he kept his head low to avoid eye contact
"we're having ramen! Isn't that ..." Kushina winced and let her sentence trail off when she saw Naruto turn green and looked sick at the mention of ramen.
"no thanks, there's no need to bother" said Naruto in a quiet voice as he tried to go back to his room.
Minato stepped in front of Naruto "Naruto, please, we just want to spend some time with you" pleaded the older blonde.
Naruto sighed he wanted to get this over with "fine, but I can make my own food"
"would you like some help-"Kushina's and her husband's and daughter's jaws dropped as they watched Naruto quickly and skillfully whipped up some fried rice with vegetables.
Kushina and Minato's hearts shattered when they saw Naruto unseal a piece of meat and grill it "Naruto, when did you learn sealing?" asked the hokage
"years ago, from a book you left on the table"
Minato flinched "would you like some help?" he asked hopefully
"no"
"Naruto what kind of meat is that?" asked Kushina
"liver"
"where did you get it?" the red head asked
"I went hunting" the family was disappointed at the lack of information, but were amazed at Naruto's cooking and sealing abilities.
Scientist raised an eyebrow "we haven't been hunting in a week ... Oh! You took samples from the my volunteers!"
(winter isn't a good time for hunting and we had to eat Scientist)
Scientist pouted "you still could've asked"
The rest of he dinner was awkward to say the least.
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Naruo popped his door back into the hinges and closed it (I can't believe those things are trying spend time with us now after years of ignoring us)
"don't worry, we'll be gone soon"
Naruto looked at the clock and saw that it was 8:06.
22 hours left
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Naruto spent the next day trying to avoid his family without using his powers, but it isn't easy. It got even harder when Minato got off work early and started following him.
"I'm really getting sick of this" muttered Naruto flopped onto his bed.
Scientist sighed "3 hours left hang in there"
Naruto groaned and decided to pack. He made six shadow clones and had them put what few things he owned Naruto into the digital world. Just when his clones finished their task there was a knock on his door.
*knock*knock* "Naruto can I come in?"
Naruto sighed "fine" (damn yellow thing)
Minato came into Naruto's room. The hokage flinched when he saw how bland Naruto's room was and made a mental note to get his son some things.
"I wanted to know if you would like to start training in our styles right after Christmas" offered the hokage in a pleading tone. He wanted to fix this so that his son would look him in the eyes again.
"no"
"but wouldn't you like to be a strong ninja-"
Naruto shook his head making sure to avoid eye contact like always "the fact that I quit the academy should be enough to answer that. Now could you leave?"
Minato started walking through the door in a daze (Naruto left the academy? When? Why?) his head was spinning with several unanswered questions.
"Minato" the blonde turned to his son who wasn't hunched over and avoiding his eyes, no, he was standing with a relaxed slouch and looking straight in his eyes "listen to me carefully Minato, you have done a great deal of damage to me and most is irreversible. But you are doing even more damage by trying to force broken pieces together. If you keep this up you'll end up volunteering for a path you'll regret even more" the blonde shut the door in the hokage's face. Minato stood there staring at the door confused at his son's words. He never knew that it wasn't his son talking, but the ever watchful personality, Scientist.
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The family yet again dragged Naruto to another awkward meal, but they had no idea it will be their last meal together.
Right after dinner Naruto went into his room and jumped into his ceiling light. He traveled down a series of networks and found a tube that lead to the building where the Raikage's office is. He jumped into the tube and walked up to the secretary's desk. the secretary was getting ready to leave.
The secretary smiled at Naruto as she put on her coat "what can I do for you young man?"
"I'm Alt Current, I have an appointment to see the Raikage" said the blonde
She checked the computer and smiled "go right on in" she said before leaving for the holiday.
Naruto opened the to see two people, the Raikage and someone rapping ... badly "excuse me-" he was interrupted by the wannbe rapper "excuse m-" interrupted again, but he saw the look of annoyance on the Raikage's face and took a chance. He touched the rapper and sent shock into him that paralyzed the man's vocal cords. The rapper started flailing about trying get his voice back. He jumped out the window and ran away screaming silently.
The Raikage's jaw dropped "I've been trying shut Bee up for years, how did you do that, kid?"
"I sent an electrical pulse into his vocal cords to paralyze them"
The Raikage was impressed "you'll have to show me that, now what's your name and did you want to see me"
"I want to join Cloud my name is Alt- well I want my name to be Alt, but I ... we have to tell you something before we can accept our new names"
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Minato sat next to the Christmas tree in the living room "Rin go get Naruto, it's time to open presents"
Kushina gave a sad hopeful smile "I hope this helps"
Minato smiled "I'm sure it will and when it does we can get him back into the academy and train him"
*bang* the parents sweatdropped when they heard Rin break down Naruto's door ... again.
Rin came downstairs "he's not here"
Just as they were about to go look for Naruto they heard music playing on the family computer. When they gathered around the screen they saw a picture of the three of them from the year before standing around a snowman. The picture was sad because Naruto was off to the side clutching his arm as he walked into the house. Naruto in the picture actually started walking away from them and disappeared.
The screen turned black and words appeared saying 'it's too late and here's why' and the security videos started playing. The family was horrified, it was hours of footage of Naruto being beaten by villagers! The people they trusted were hurting their child/sibling.
Rin couldn't take any more and ran out of the house and cried in the snow "why? *sob* it's not right!" she slammed her fist into a tree making the snow coating the branches fall on one of Naruto's snowmen and knock off it's head.
Rin looked up and she screamed.
Minato and Kushina ran out of the house "Rin, what's wrong?" Rin pointed at the snowman and they saw the frozen head of a man sticking out of their sons snowman. The man was mutilated beyond recognition. His lower jaw was sawed off and his eyes and ears were gone.
Minato knocked the heads off the other snowmen. Each snowman was hiding a corpse. He knew this was his son's doing, but at the same time they only had themselves to blame.
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"and that's everything. Please, we understand if you don't want us to become ninj-" A raised his hand signaling Naruto to be silent.
The Raikage has listened to every word Naruto had to say and any respect he had for the Hokage was destroyed. He stood up and said "Nauto and S- no, I'm mean Alt and D Current, I would like to welcome you both to Cloud, but before I let you become a ninja I will have you watched to see how stable you both are, understand?"
Alt nodded eagerly and for the first time in his life he cried tears of joy not pain.
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