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Negima: Kage Mage	By : Pokemaster12 Category: Naruto Crossovers > General Views: 7513 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 7
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Disclaimer: I don't own Negima or Naruto.
Chapter 2: The Love Potion

It was the day after Naruto and Negi's first day of school and one Naruto Uzumaki was sleeping peacefully on a futon, dreaming about Ramen, woman and how great it would be if the two were combined when...
SPLASH!
"WAH!" Naruto jumped as he tried to get up, only to find out his limbs had been twisted within his sheets some time during the night. Naruto tumbled down out of the bed; he rubbed his eyes as he tried to get both the tiredness away and the water out of them. When he did he looked up at the person who was responsible for getting him wet, only to look at them for a second before trying to go back to sleep.
"Come on get up Naruto-sensei!"
Naruto groaned but otherwise ignored the annoying voice that is until the person speaking jumped on top of him.
"Alright I'm up I'm up," Naruto grumbled as he stood up went to the closet and picked out his suit for the day, a black suit with an orange undershirt and black tie. The blond walked over to the bathroom to take a shower, he closed the door and locked it before turning on the shower and waiting for the water to heat up. Naruto took off his clothes and when the water was to his satisfaction stepped in.
As Naruto began to scrub himself down he thought about his two roommates, and felt a cold chill run down his spine. Of all the people he could have been paired with he got the Naratuki twins, Naruto could not help but let out a slight shutter as he remembered how ecstatic they were to have him rooming with them. While he did not dislike the two, in fact their pranking and somewhat loud and excited attitude reminded him of his own they were also very… cuddly. Several times last night he had woken up to either one or both laying right on top of him, he really hoped they were just doing that as a prank. While the girls were cute, the very thought of being with the two in any romantic fashion was highly disturbing and made him feel like a pedophile.
Finishing his shower he got out and dried himself off before getting dressed, looking himself over in the mirror he nodded in satisfaction and came back out into the living room. Moving into the kitchen Naruto made himself some Ramen and slurped it up in one go, before tossing a goodbye over his shoulder and heading over to the door. When he stepped outside he was surprised to find Kaede standing there with a grin on her face as if she was waiting for him.
"Hey Naru-chan," Kaede said with her cat like smile, "how did you sleep de-gozaru?"
Naruto shuddered, "don't ask…"
"That bad?" Kaede questioned with a giggle knowing that the two could be a handful.
"Bad doesn't even begin to describe the nightmarish hell I went through last night," Naruto answered her as they walked outside of the dorms.
"Well I know what would make you feel better, de-gozaru," Kaede said as she opened one of her eyes in amusement.
"Oh?" Naruto questioned with a raised eyebrow.
"I was going to go for a light jog," Kaede said, "and was wondering if you would like to join me de-gozaru?"
Naruto looked at her in thought before he grinned, "I don't see why not, but I think we should make it a little more exciting by offering in some wagers and make it a race."
"Oh…" Kaede opened one of her eyes in amusement, "upping the stakes, what will I get if I win de gozaru?"
"Hmm," Naruto held his chin as if in deep thought, before he held up a finger. "Whatever you want! Money, a foot message, a date, a full body message…"
"I think that last one would be more of something for you," Kaede said in an amused tone; though the prospect did sound appealing, several images of Naruto running his hands over her naked body appeared making her blush before she shook it off. The narrowed eyed Kunoichi looked thoughtful for a moment, "very well if I win you will owe me a favor."
Naruto nodded, "ok than…" he paused before another grin came onto his face, "and if I win… you owe me a date."
A light blush spread across Kaede cheeks, still the way she saw it, it was a win-win situation for her, "Deal de-gozaru."

"T… Takahata sensei, I… I made you some tea," Asuna said as she held out a cup to her not so secret crush, "it's really good."
Hmm, that's a… love potion isn't it?"
Asuna blushed.
"You know you don't need to use a love potion on me."
"Ehh?"
Tahakata closed in on her and she did not noticed how much shorter he seemed up close. He brought his face to hers as he cupped her cheeks in his hands, "because I've already fallen in love with you… from the very beginning."
"Takahata sensei…" She mumbled as she stared into those beautiful blue eyes and looked at his spiky golden hair… wait!
"I'm glad you enjoyed our kiss enough to come back for seconds Asuna," Naruto said as he brought her mouth to his.
Asuna's eyes flew open with a start, that's when she noticed that she was hugging not the man of her dreams, or even the blond who had stolen her first kiss; it was the blonds' little brother who had somehow ended up in her bed.

"KKYYYAAAA!"
Naruto stopped as he heard the loud scream he had recognized from Asuna's voice and grinned, "I wonder how she liked her wake up present?"
He looked ahead only to notice that his lapse had allowed Kaede to catch up and be slightly ahead of him, "Hey that's cheating! Wait up!"
Kaede looked back at him with a smirk, "sorry Naru-chan but you should know there is no such thing as cheating when it comes to ninja." with that she raced off with Naruto following not far behind.

Naruto pouted as he made he arrived at the academy, his little stop at hearing Asuna scream had given Kaede just enough of an edge to beat him. Of course he was positive she would not do anything humiliating… at least not to humiliating. He sighed as he made his way through the corridors, ignoring the looks, whispers and giggles he was getting as he berated himself for not paying attention during something as important as a race with such a good bet.
Naruto's mood instantly went up when he saw his little brother had not only survived the night but seemed to be in perfect health. However he also noticed one blond Shotacon had walked up to him, Naruto's brother instincts kicked in.
"Good morning Negi sensei," Ayaka said as she helped place Negi's book in a shoe locker, "I'll show you the way to the class room."
Before Negi could respond he was picked up from behind as Naruto cried mock tears, "that's so nice of you, being kind to my little otouto… I'm so moved!"
"Naruto Nii-san," Negi whined in embarrassment as his brother seemed to have one of those moments. He offered Ayaka a smile, "thank you Iincho-san."
"Please sensei, call Ayaka," she said with small blush and smile as she led them to homeroom, "did you sleep well?"
Naruto watched the blond Shotacon as he tried to figure out her threat level; however instinct soon made him forget that as he ducked under a pair of hands that tried to put him in a choke hold. Spinning around he found an angry Asuna glaring at him, he gave her an innocent smile, "ah Asuna I trust you slept well?"
"Don't give me that!" Asuna growled angrily, "why didn't you tell me that Negi couldn't sleep without being in someone else's bed!"
"You know I forgot all about that…" Naruto paused in thought before sly grin came onto his lips, "so did you enjoy cuddling with my little brother?"
"That's it!" Asuna growled as she lunged at him, only for Naruto to dodge.
Naruto laughed, "Now now I know it's not quite me but I figured this way you could be closer to me…"
Asuna stopped as a large blush spread across her cheeks, his words having brought back her dream last night.
Naruto noticed this and turned to look at Konoka, "So how did you sleep last night Kono-chan?" he asked the girl with a smile.
"I slept very well thank you," she said with a small blush at hearing the handsome young man's nickname for her. "… at least until Asuna found Negi in her bed," she finished thoughtfully.
"I am so sorry my brother caused you so much pain, my fair maiden," Naruto said in mock seriousness. He gently took her hands in his and gave them a kiss, causing Konoka's blush to intensify, "let me know if there is any way I can make it up to you."
"HEY PERV!" Asuna growled making Naruto hide behind Konoka, "why are you apologizing to her! I'm the one who was nearly molested in her sleep!"
Naruto grinned as he peaked out from behind Konoka, "are you sure it wasn't the other way around?"
"WHY YOU!"

"So the new sensei is rooming with the Naratuki twins eh?" asked the tall, busty and tanned beauty known as Mana Tatsumiya, looking at the black haired girl across from her. "I feel sorry for him then."
"Yes," Setsuna replied ignoring the last comment, "and Negi sensei is rooming with Konoka-OJ- san and Asuna," Setsuna said correcting her suffix.
Mana noticed but chose not to comment, "So I'm guessing you don't know much about him then?" she asked.
"I could get a little bit of a feel for him while in class yesterday," Setsuna said with a frown. "He has very high levels of both magic and ki; in fact I haven't even sensed that much power from Takahata sensei and Naruto sensei was suppressing his power. Also I sensed small traces of demonic energy coming from him; it was too small to be noticeable but…"
"Hmm, interesting so he has demonic energy and is obviously a mage of some kind," Mana mused to herself. "We can also assume that he is not related to Negi sensei, of course given that he has an added sure name that was obvious but... I wonder if we can trust him."
"Kaede seems to trust him…" Setsuna frowned as she thought to er conversation with the resident Kunoichi yesterday at the party, "though it could have something to do with him being something of a ninja like her. I don't know if we should trust him just yet though."
"A ninja you say, "Mana tapped her chin in thought before she shrugged, "we'll just have to watch him and make sure he is not a threat." she moved back to her seat as next to Zazie Rainyday.
Setsuna nodded as she went back to her seat.
As soon as Negi walked in Naruto grabbed the eraser that fell from the door, absently taking note the pout coming from the Naratuki twins. Great so those two were the ones behind these pranks hmm…
"S… stand," Nodoka called out, each girl stood up as the two sensei's entered class, "bow."
"Good morning senseis!" the girls called out.
"G… good morning," Negi said, still somewhat nervous about his job. Though he decided that he had to do his best, "well then, let's begin. Please open your books to page 76."
Naruto watched as Negi began reading, he scanned the class as he stopped listened to Negi with half an ear. Seeing nothing amiss he decided to find out where Akane was, 'Akane-chan, where were you, you didn't show up last night?'
'Sorry naru-kun I was… busy…'
Naruto sighed knowing it meant she had probably just eaten an entire family of rabbits, 'it's ok, and where are you now?'
'I'm actually coming up into the class room at the outside window closest to the front.'
Naruto gave a mental nod as he stood up and moved over to the window, a few of the girls took note of this but did not do anything. Opening it up Naruto saw Akane sitting right by the sill; he gently lifted her up into his arms. Turning around he saw a few of the girls staring at him and the fox with blushes and hearts in their eyes, Naruto put a finger to his lips to keep them from acting out in class. He went back over to his seat and sat down, Akane curling up in his lap as he began to stroke her ears which he knew she was hyper sensitive in.
He went back to watching the class which, particularly Asuna who was once again fighting with Negi. Ayaka had offered to read, but Asuna not wanting to be upstaged by the blond had decided to try instead. This had ended up with nearly all of the class making fun of her, Naruto frowned at that. If there was one thing Naruto would never do even at the cost of death, it was make fun of someone for their deficiencies. Naruto knew that Asuna her lack of knowledge was most likely the fault of someone not teaching her at a younger age, if Naruto had not met Akane when he did he most likely would have been the same.
"Y… YOU! I TOLD YOU THIS MORNING NOT TO GET ON MY BAD SIDE!"
Naruto snapped out of his reverie when he heard Asuna's shout, he looked up to see the girl shaking his little brother back and forth. Naruto was just about to go up and stop her when he noticed the Negi effect beginning to come into play and decided this would be punishment for her.
Naruto grinned, "Here it comes…"
ACHOO!
Naruto watched as All of Asuna's clothes were ripped off, once more leaving the girl in her panties. You know she really does have a nice figure…
'Humph," he heard Akane's voice in his mind. 'It's nowhere near as good as mine."
'Yes well she is only a young teenage girl… one can't expect her to have a figure like yours. Still…' Naruto mused with a smirk, 'you sound jealous.'
He heard a grumble in his mind and chuckled as he took one last discreet look at Asuna's nice form, before standing up. He walked over to Negi and put a hand on his shoulder, "why don't I take it from here… you could probably use a break."
Negi nodded and went over to the chair Naruto had just vacated, Akane jumping onto him and nuzzling into his lap.
Naruto picked up the book and flipped it open, "Ok class we'll start where Negi left off before that… interruption, please turn to page 87."

"Haah…" Negi sighed as the two brothers once again found themselves by the statue, "I've done something terrible to Asuna-san again."
Naruto sighed as lightly ran his hands through Akane's fur, "I don't think I can really blame her this time kiddo… I mean you did just strip her in class."
Negi winced, "she was glaring at me for the rest of the class period. She's not happy with me at all…"
Naruto put a hand on his shoulder, "that's true; I thought she was going to fillet you in class." Naruto trailed off when he saw Negi get more depressed and ruffled his hair, "try not worry, just give her some time to cool down and I'm sure she'll forgive you."
Negi looked up at his hero with a smile, "thanks Naruto Nii-san…"
Naruto smiled before he noticed that Nodoka and two other girls that Naruto recognized from his class, "ummm… Negi sensei."
Negi looked to the source of the voice and noticed the girls in his class, "ah… yes?"
"Excuse us sensei," said a girl with long black hair and glasses, "we have some questions about today's lesson."
Negi smiled, "ah, certainly, let's see… your Saotome Haruna from seat 14 aren't you?"
"Ah, it's not me. It's this girl," Haruna said as she pushed Nodoka forward, said girl gaining a rather large blush.
Naruto frowned for a moment as he wondered what the girl was doing before it hit him and he suddenly cursed himself for his stupidity; it was obvious the girl was crushing on his little brother. You know she may be good for him, I wonder how I could get them together…
"Miyazaki-san you've changed your hairstyle," Negi said with a smile, "it really suits you!"
Haruna instantly made herself known as she grabbed onto Nodoka's face and brushed some of the hair away to reveal the shy girls eyes. "Doesn't it? Doesn't it just? Don't you think it's cute?" Haruna said with a happy grin. "She's such a cute girl, but she never shows her face!"
Nodoka's blush intensified to the point where Naruto was almost certain the girl would spontaneously combust, before that could happen though she let out an 'eep!' as she ran off. The other girls following her, "were sorry about this sensei!" they yelled as they chased after the poor girl.
"What was all that about…?" Negi asked, Naruto sighed at his brother's density with woman. "What about her question?"
There was no question Naruto thought though he did not say it out loud, instead he said, "You know she's a nice girl." he looked over at Negi and grinned, "Maybe I should hook the two of you up ne?"
Negi blushed, "N… Naruto, don't talk like that I'm a teacher!" he paused for a moment, "u-n… if only everyone was as well behaved as her… when you compare her with Asuna-san."
Naruto chuckled, "aww Asuna-chan's not that bad, just a little short tempered." Naruto unsealed some ramen and began to eat, absently feeding small bits of the meat to Akane. Naruto turned his attention back to Negi whom he had noticed had somehow gotten himself of seven colored magic pills and was currently chanting over a beaker with some of them in it.
"Negi, are you making an illegal love spell?" Naruto asked with a frown.
"Ummm… no?" Negi said with a sheepish expression on his face.
Naruto held his stern expression for about a minute before changing it into a grin, "you know I don't know whether to be reprimanding you for doing something this, or be proud of you for finally breaking a rule." he ruffled his little brothers hair, "I'll let you do this, but you need to make sure your careful; these things can get out of hand if used improperly."
Negi nodded, excited that he may be able to help Asuna and earn her forgiveness.

"Asuna-san! Asuna-san!"
Naruto chuckled at Negi's ecstatic expression as he watched the red head run up to Asuna, where he began to talk excitedly.
"What do you want!" Asuna asked with a slight growl.
Negi's smile did not leave his face, "I did it, I actually did it!"
Asuna went from angry to confused, "you did what?"
"Love potion," Negi replied, "the love potion."
Asuna stood up and began to walk away, "I told you I don't want it."
Naruto sidled up to Konoka as Negi ran off to follow Asuna, the cute brunette looked at Naruto and giggled a bit, "how are you Naruto-kun?"
"I'm well," Naruto smiled, "and you?"
"Good," Konoka said as she looked over at Negi, "it seems Negi-kun is happier now."
Naruto grinned, "Yeah, he never stays down to long," Naruto wiped a few mock tears from his eyes, "he's just like his Nii-san."
"That's good," Konoka giggled again, she looked at him for a moment before tilting her head. "So who are you rooming with Naruto-kun?"
Naruto blinked, "huh? Oh! I'm rooming with…" he trailed off as he let out a shudder, "the Naratuki twins."
Konoka tilted her head to the side as she looked at him before giggling, "Aw there not that bad are they?" she asked in a cute voice.
"Bad has nothing to do with it," Naruto said, "They somehow found their way into my futon which is in another room entirely, several times last night. Each time I threw them out they would come back; it almost feels like divine punishment…" Naruto felt his skin craw just at the thought of those two.
Konoka felt a bit of jealousy that the two twins had actually gotten into Naruto's bed, even if only for a little while. "I may be able to talk to grandfather and see if you can live with someone else…"
Naruto blinked as he looked at her before smiling, "you don't have to, I really don't want to cause any trouble…"
"It wouldn't be any trouble!" Konoka said, "Who knows maybe you can even live with me!"
Naruto grinned, "Oh would you like me to live with you Kono-chan?"
"Well," Konoka blushed a bit, "it would be nice since I would be able to get to know you better…"
Naruto smirked as he closed the distance between him and Konoka, "I think you just want to do what the Naratuki twins got to do…"
Konoka looked away with a large blush, causing Naruto to smirk. At least until he felt some killing intent, turning around to the source Naruto found it in the form a girl with pale skin and dark brown hair done up in a pony tail on one side of her head causing several bangs to fall on the other side of her face. She had brown eyes which had been set into a fierce expression until she noticed Naruto looking at her then turned her head to the side; she also had a boken however the thing that got him was that he could sense demonic energy coming from her. It was easy to tell she was a Hanyou or half demon, though he could not sense the type.
"Hey Kono-chan," Naruto nudged Konoka's shoulder, "who is that?"
Konoka looked to where he was indicating and Naruto saw her normally bright eyes gain an odd sadness that looked completely wrong on her face. "That's… Setsuna Sakurazaki…"
Naruto frowned, "you know her?"
Konoka looked at him for a moment before nodding, "back when we were little the two of us were good friends, but after I came here we stopped seeing each other. When I had found out she had transferred as well I was so happy because I had my best friend again but…"
"I see," Naruto said frowning at the thought of Setsuna ignoring and hurting Konoka, "if you want I could talk to her…"
"You will!" Konoka asked her face doing a literal 180 as it suddenly seemed to gain sparkles around it as she smiled.
Naruto chuckled at her look, "of course! What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if I didn't look after my hime?"
Konoka turned a bright red again as Naruto called her princess however the smile was still in place, "thank you!" the brown haired girl lunged at him as she wrapped her arms around him in a hug.
Though surprised Naruto returned the hug, before Konoka let go she planted a kiss on his cheek just shy of his lips. Naruto touched the spot she had kissed him as he turned red, he looked at Konoka who also had a light blush as he ignored the increasing killing intent from Setsuna. Shaking his head Naruto grinned at Konoka, "will I get a kiss every time I help you?"
Konoka raised a hand to her face to hide her blush as she giggled, "maybe…"
"You drink it!"
Naruto's head snapped around and saw Asuna about to shove the love potion down Negi's throat, muttering a quick 'damn it' he rush over to Negi and pushed him out of the way. Unfortunately this also made Asuna throw the bottle in the air and Naruto trip over her legs, Naruto opened his mouth as he groaned; only to gag as the bottle went into his mouth. Naruto began coughing as soon as the love potion went into his throat, "Negi… you so… owe me."
"Nii-san!" Negi cried as Naruto stood up, "are you alright?"
"Aside from that bad taste I'm good," Naruto looked at Asuna, "you know that wasn't very nice Asuna-chan."
Asuna blushed a bit, "it's not my fault." she brushed herself off, "besides nothing's happening see."
Naruto frowned, "well Negi was always god awful at potions."
"Naruto-kuuun," Naruto stiffened as he felt a pair of slender arms wrap around his neck. Turning himself around he saw Konoka with an expression of love and adoration on her face, "I've been meaning to tell you this for awhile now but… you're really hot!"
Naruto blushed as Konoka's breasts began to push themselves into his chest, normally this would have been great except one it was from a love potion and two… she apparently wasn't the only one affected.
"Hold it right there!" Ayaka slammed her hand down onto the table, "what do you think you're doing Konoka-san?" she stalked up to Konoka who was currently trying to meld herself into Naruto, "that kind of conduct towards a teacher is inappropriate, and further more…" just when Naruto thought she was going to berate her for being so forward with a teacher she knelt down on one knee as she stared at Naruto with the same look she usually gave Negi as she held out s bouquet of roses. It was really creeping him out, "sensei, please accept these…"
Naruto turned his head and noticed that all of the other girls were stalking towards him as well; before he knew what was happening Misa, Modoka and Sakuroko had jumped on him.
"Let's take of his clothes shall we?" they all yelled.
Now a part of Naruto was really looking forward to this, however another part knew that it was not real emotion and wanted nothing more than to run; unfortunately for him the bigger part wanted to run. Acting quickly Naruto used a replacement to switch himself with Negi, there was a large puff of smoke and when it cleared the girls were surprised to find a half naked red haired 10 year old rather than Naruto.
"Consider this part of your punishment for making me run from a bunch of girls," Naruto said from the door way as he ran out.
"NARUTO-KUN!" the girls ran as they gave chase, leaving Asuna and Negi alone.
Asuna looked at Negi smugly as he was in just his underwear, "now you know how I feel." Negi looked at her before putting his head down, Asuna sighed, "come one get your clothes back on, we have to catch your idiot brother before something back happens."
Said brother was currently running down the school hallway as the girls of class 2A chased him, "I can't believe I'm running from a bunch of beautiful girls." Naruto cried anime tears at the blasphemous thing he was being forced to do. Oh Negi was so going to pay for this.
"Naruto-kun!"
Naruto looked to his left and blinked, Konoka was right alongside of him wearing rollerblades. Naruto absently wondered where she got them before picking up the pace; he turned around a corner than ran through. He shut the door and put an ear to the door.
"Um… sensei what are you doing?"
"Gah!" Naruto turned around and came face to face with Ako who was currently looking at him oddly, though Naruto noticed she did not have the look that the other girls had... yet. "Oh Ako-chan right? Listen do you think I could stay here, I'm being chased by some of the girls."
Ako looked at him with a small blush, for some reason Naruto looked even more handsome then he usually did. "Of course Naruto sensei."
"Thanks Ako-chan," Naruto said as he moved past her and looked at where he had landed himself. There was a decent sized bed with a curtain to surround it and give people privacy, near the door way were several cabinets containing what Naruto realized were medical supplies. A little further was a door that had a plaque with the name Shizuna on it, Naruto turned to Ako. "Say Ako-chan what exactly are you doing here in the nurses office, are you feeling sick or something?"
"No sensei I... I work here," Ako said as she tried to still her heart which felt like it was trying to beat its way out of her chest.
Naruto blinked, "wow I didn't know that. So do you like working here Ako-chan?" Naruto asked as he looked around the room.
"Well it's alright," Ako said as she followed him her breathing getting a little heavier as she untied the few buttons on top of her shirt as she began to feel a little hot. "I really just wanted to do this to get over my fear of blood..."
"It must suck to be afraid of something like that," Naruto said as he went over to the windows. "So I hear you're the head of the soccer club..."
"Umm... yes," Ako said as Naruto turned around to look at her.
That was when he noticed how close Ako was as she began leaning towards him, "U-um Ako-chan what are you doing?" Naruto asked as he backed away from the girl.
"W...hat am I sensei?" Ako said in a confused tone as she closed in on him again. Not looking where he was going as he backed up found himself falling on top of the bed, with Ako following right behind him as she straddled his waist.
"A-Ako-chan could you please get off me?" Naruto asked as tried to squirm out from under her, only to find that her legs were extremely strong for such a young girl.
"I'm sorry sensei..." Ako said as her eyes became half lidded, "I'll get off of you in a second..."
Gah! Must resist... Naruto shook his head furiously as he tried to get away from the love struck girl. He looked from her face and moved down his eyes widening as he saw that the three upper buttons were undone, giving him a nice view of her cleavage. Oh kami this is not good, Naruto thought as he found his lower regions reacting to the view of her blue bra and the supple and perky... twins they held.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
Suddenly the door to the nurse's office was kicked in and Ako was so surprised she fell off of the bed, hitting her head on the floor and getting knocked unconscious. Naruto looked at the door to see Asuna standing there with Negi behind her, "Oh Asuna-chan I knew you cared!" Naruto jumped off the bed and lunged for her with odd sparkles surrounding his persons and hearts in his eyes, "for saving me I'll give you all those hugs and kisses I know you dreamed of having with me!"
SMASH!
Naruto suddenly found himself on the floor as Asuna put her foot on his head an angry and embarrassed blush on her face, "a-as if!" she growled at him before moving towards Ako and picking the girl up.
"Are you alright Nii-san?" asked Negi.
Naruto stood up and brushed himself off as if nothing had happened, "Yes I'm fine," he looked at Negi, "you however are in big trouble."

"Umm… when are you going to untie me?" Naruto looked at the red head that was currently over his lung over his shoulders. He was currently walking back to the dorms with Asuna and a confused Konoka.
"I'll let Asuna decide," Naruto said, "this is your punishment for making have to run from cheerleaders, CHEERLEADERS NEGI!" Naruto shouted at the end, "that's grounds for life imprisonment for me, making me do such a blasphemous thing," Naruto once again began crying anime tears.
"You know you didn't have to," Naruto looked at Asuna who had come up along side of him, "I'm actually surprised you did run from them."
Naruto sighed, "Normally had it been in normal circumstances I wouldn't have run." a serious frown crossed Naruto's surprising Asuna who gained a small blush at the serious look, "however those girls were not in their right mind. Not only would I have been taking advantage of them, but the 'love' they had was not real. I may like to flirt but I would never take advantage of someone like that, if something is going to happen with someone it will be because they love me for me… not some fake love from a bottle."
Asuna stopped as she gaped at Naruto; she had never expected to hear such a profound speech come out of him. It was the kind of speech she would have expected to hear from Takahata sensei, she blushed at the thought of a serious Naruto. She could not help but entertain certain… thoughts on the blond enigma.
"Hello Asuna…" Naruto waved his free hand in front of her face, making the girl extremely flustered.
"Oh what?" she asked as she looked at him, only to blush and avert her eyes.
"I said I'm going to go see the headmaster and was wondering if I could trust you to drag Negi back to your dorms?" Naruto asked.
"Uh… sure but why do you need to see the headmaster?" Asuna asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Personal reasons," was Naruto's cryptic answer.
"Fine whatever," Asuna huffed as Naruto gave her Negi.
"Thanks!" Naruto said as he walked away leaving the two of them to head over to the dorm.

Konoeman Konoe was sitting in his office doing his paper work and wishing for a distraction from it when a knock sounded at the door.
"Come in!" he called, eager to look at something other than the papers on his desk.
The door opened and Naruto walked in, stepping in front of the old man's desk.
"Hohoho Naruto-kun what can I do for you?" Konoeman asked as he looked at the blond teen.
"I was wondering if I could transfer rooms?" Naruto asked him.
"Oh is there a problem with who your rooming with now?"
"Yes as a matter of fact," Naruto said in an annoyed tone, "last night I had the twins slip in to my bed at least six times. On top of that at least one of those times one of them tried put their hand in my pants, it is the creepiest thing I have experienced and I need to move."
"Hohoho but doesn't Asuna-kun have the same problem?" Konoeman asked in reference to Negi's sleeping habits.
"That's completely different old man," Naruto said, "Negi needs to be near a sister figure in order to sleep. I get the feeling these two are doing it on purpose, no one no matter how much they sleep walk would move into someone else's bed six times!"
Konoeman thought about it for a moment before getting out a slip of paper and giving it to Naruto, "This is a list of the other students in your class who are currently living alone."
Naruto gave a sigh of relief as he took the slip of paper, "thanks old man," he said as he left the office looking at the paper to see who he could room with.

Naruto met up with Akane near his dorm, who had berated him for not thinking rashly about what happened today. Acting fast Naruto went to his room and sealed up all of his stuff before heading out and looking for the room of the person he wanted to live with, finally finding it Naruto stopped and knocked on the door.
After waiting a little while the door opened and Kaede popped her head out, smiling as she spotted Naruto. "Hello Naru-chan, can I help you de-gozaru?"
"I hope so," Naruto replied, "the old man gave me a list of students who were dorming alone so I could find someone to room with."
"Ah!" Kaede said as she opened a single eye, "and you were hoping I would let you live with me de-gozaru?"
"Yes, so can I?" the blond asked in a hopeful voice.
Kaede looked thoughtful for a second before grinning widely and opening her door, "of course De-gozaru."
"Thanks," Naruto said with a smile as he walked in, "I'll make it up to you somehow."
"It's no problem Naru-chan," Kaede said as she went back to the kitchen where she was cooking.
Naruto created a kage bushin and gave it the scrolls of his things, the clone nodded before unsealing the contents and putting his stuff up. Moving into the kitchen Naruto looked over Kaede's shoulder to see what she was cooking, "wow that smells really good," he said as he moved his hand near it, only for Kaede to smack it away.
"Now now I don't want getting your dirty hands in my food, just wait until it's done de-gozaru." Kaede asked in a playful tone.
Naruto pouted as he made sniffing noises, "Meanie," he said before suddenly brightening. "Still it smells absolutely amazing; I didn't know you could cook."
"Well I do make a pretty mean meal," Kaede said as she stopped stirring and put some bread in the oven, "is there anything special you would like me to make de-gozaru?"
"Hmmm…" Naruto said in thought as he scratched his chin before laying his chin on Kaede's shoulder,
"Nothing particular, but if I could get a side order of you that would be nice."
"So I'm just a side order," Kaede giggled before she turned around and affected a mock hurt look.
"I suppose you could be desert," Naruto said as he eyes her up and down.
Kaede blushed as she and Naruto moved into the room where Naruto had set up a futon, Kaede looked at the clone that was moving around in amusement before sitting on the futon with Naruto. As soon as Naruto sat down Akane jumped onto his lap moving in a circle before laying down, Kaede giggled as the two pet and scratched Akane behind the ear, "hello there little one, de-gozaru."
Naruto grinned as he pet Akane as well, "I don't think I properly introduced you two have I?" Naruto asked rhetorically,
"Kae-chan this is Akane-chan, one of my best friends and someone who has been with me as long as I can remember." even longer then I can remember, he did not say his thoughts out loud, "Akane-chan this is Kaede Nagase."
Kaede opened her eyes in amusement, "hello, it's a pleasure to meet you, de-gozaru." Akane licked Kaede's hand making the narrow eyed Kunoichi giggle.
Naruto set Akane in Kaede's lap as he stood up and went to the closet his clone had just filled, grabbing a pair of swim trunks and a towel. "Hey, Kae-chan I hear you guys have a bath house here so I'm going to head over to there before any of the girls get there and take a bath."
Kaede blushed a bit as images of a naked Naruto ran through her head, but true to form she just giggled.
"Ok de-gozaru, would you like me to help wash your back?"
Naruto blinked, "you know…" he said in thought, "that's not a bad idea." he gave the girl a grin; "perhaps I could even return the favor…" he trailed off suggestively.
Kaede grinned as she grabbed her own suit and towel, "well then let's go de-gozaru!"
"Wha" Naruto blushed when Kaede grabbed his hand and began leading him down the hall.

Naruto whistled as he got a look at what had to be the largest and most beautiful bath house he had ever seen, "nice digs…"
"It is rather impressive isn't it?" Kaede smiled, "because we have the largest student populace we also get the largest and best bath, de-gozaru."
Naruto looked over at Kaede, "so is there a place for me to change?"
Kaede gave him a sly grin, "you could just change right here…"
Naruto blushed, "I- I'm being serious…" Kaede giggled and Naruto pouted at being on upped in there contest.
Kaede pointed over to a set of small rooms, "over there is where you can change de-gozaru."
Naruto nodded and went over to the rooms, closing the door he got changed into an orange swimsuit. When he got out he saw that Kaede was already changed into a somewhat risqué 2 piece blue bathing suit with white floral patterns. He took a moment to admire the Kunoichi's beauty, she had a very toned body but was still able to keep her generous curves; curves that he would not have expected to see on a middle school student.
Kaede had noticed this and used the moment to look at Naruto, who she saw had a body that most people twice his age could never even hope to gain. It was extremely well muscled, but the muscles were lean and hard like cheetah or some other kind of powerful predator rather than big and bulky.
"Like what you see Naru-chan," Kaede gave him a grin.
"I would be lying if I said no," Naruto replied as he walked over to her with a soap bar in hand and grinned, "So do you want me to wash your back first?"
Kaede played along with her own grin, "that would be nice de-gozaru."
Naruto smirked as the two got into the giant bath, Kaede sat in front of Naruto who lathered up his hands before rubbing them across Kaede back. Deciding to get the narrowed eyed Kunoichi back for getting one over him earlier, Naruto added chakra to his hands as he began to message her back.
Kaede released a shiver as she moaned, "that feels… good… de-gozaru…"
Naruto grinned, "I'm glad you like it, I simply add chakra to my fingers and make them vibrate. It's something I used to do to Negi's cousin whenever I came to visit them after a job."
"So… you didn't… live with them de-gozaru?" asked Kaede.
"I did for about a year," Naruto answered as he put more soap on his hands before continuing, "however I graduated from the university in only a year after I began to live with them and have been running jobs for them while Negi and Nekane Negi's cousin went."
"I see," Kaede replied, "so why are you here with Negi-bozu de-gozaru?"
"Added insurance," Naruto said, "Negi despite his intelligence is still just a 10 year old kid. I'm here to help him adjust and make sure that he has someone familiar with him, plus I pretty much told them I was going to come no matter what they said." he paused, "I made a promise to Negi's father that I would protect his son… I intend to follow through on that."
Kaede opened her eyes as she looked back at Naruto, which was probably the first serious thing she had heard him say. There was obviously more to this young man than simple good looks and charm, she smiled at the thought of finding out more. They continued like that for awhile, Naruto was about to tell her it was his turned when the two heard voices coming down the hall.
"What are you so embarrassed about? Your just a kid!"
Naruto and Kaede looked at each other for a moment before moving to the far side of the bath, finding a place to hide for a moment.
"Come on takeoff those clothes!"
Pretty soon Asuna came out in a black bathing suit with a naked Negi; she then proceeded to throw him into the pool. That was when Naruto decided to make himself known, "hey Asuna-chan! What are you doing stripping my brother of his clothes!"
Asuna's eyes widened in shock as she turned to see Naruto and Kaede looking at her with identical amused grins, she was about to say something when she noticed Naruto state of dress. His chest was bereft of a shirt showing lean, hard muscles that only come with a lot of exercise. She blushed as she watched several drops of water trail down his well defined pectoral muscles and then over his washboard abs.
Unfortunately for her Naruto noticed this and gave her his foxy grin, "like what you see Asuna-chan?"
Asuna blush increased tenfold at being caught staring, "d-don't be ridiculous! Anyway what are you two doing here! And together no less!"
Naruto and Kaede looked at each other before shrugging at the same time, "she was just showing me to the bath houses," Naruto answered. "More importantly I hope you are not trying to molest my little bro, isn't sleeping with him enough?"
"I- I'm not trying to molest him!" Asuna said with an angry blush, "I'm just trying to get him to take a bath!"
"Well Negi has always hated bathing…" Naruto mused to himself before he looked over at Kaede who gave him a nod, "We'll help you."
After several minutes and a lot of struggling Naruto, Kaede and Asuna were washing off one Negi Springfield who had finally ceased trying to get away.
"I appreciate you making Negi take a bath," Naruto gave Asuna a smile; "Nekane and I always had loads of trouble trying to get him to take one."
Asuna felt cheeks go to her face as she looked away, "I-I didn't do it for you," she replied. "I only did it cuz he was starting to smell bad."
Naruto chuckled, "of course."
After that they talked for awhile and Naruto learned that like him Asuna's parents were dead, apparently Konoka's grandfather had been helping the girl. But she did not want to be dependent on him, something Naruto could understand and so had taken up doing a paper route job to earn money for tuition. Naruto was actually impressed with her desire to pay her way instead of mooching off of others, something he himself had learned the value of when he was living on his own in Konoha.
This story had also affected Negi like most sob stories do and the two had gotten into something of a fight, since Asuna did not want any form of pity from her 10 year old teacher. Fortunately or unfortunately the fight was stopped when voices were heard outside, voices which all four of them recognized. The four quickly hid behind a few branches that were hanging over the bath house, Naruto made sure he was turned around not trusting his nose to bleed out on him at the sight of all the beautiful girls. His desire to peak got especially bad when the girls started talking about who had the largest breasts, which somehow ended up leading to the girls getting into a contest to see who's breasts were the largest with the prize being Negi and himself.
"Are you ok, de-gozaru?" Kaede whispered with a small giggle as Naruto tried to hold his nose which was starting to bleed.
"Y-yeah…" Naruto replied, "I'm fine." think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts.
Unfortunately Asuna and Negi had tried to make break for it and ended up tripping over each other, the end result being Asuna straddling Negi. This of course led to a fight with Asuna and Ayaka, which somehow or other led to Negi to using his wind magic on Asuna. Asuna's breasts soon grew extremely large before exploding and when Naruto heard the noise he couldn't help but look to see what was going on. The last thing Naruto saw before being blown back from a nose bleed, were the nude bodies of class 2-A.

Naruto woke up to the feeling of someone licking his cheek; opening his eyes he saw that it was Akane.
'We are going to have a long talk about what happened in the bath house Naru-kun…'
Naruto shivered at the tone of her voice, 'it wasn't my fault, I just went to relax!" he tried to explain, 'I didn't think the girls would have come in so soon."
'I'm not buying it,' Akane huffed.
"Oh so your finally awake de-gozaru."
Naruto looked up to see Kaede standing over him with a grin, "well that adventure didn't turn out as expected, de-gozaru." Naruto blushed at the mention of their adventure, Kaede giggled, "come on dinners ready."
Naruto stood up and went over to the table, sitting down in one of the seats as Kaede dished him up a bowl stew and some bread. Naruto thanked her before eating a bit, though he was not quite as hungry as normal since his mind was on something else.
"Kae-chan?" Naruto asked getting the narrow eyed Kunoichi's attention, "What do you know about Setsuna Sakurazaki…"

Naruto appeared in his mindscape the moment his body went to sleep, where before it was a large sewer thanks in part to the seal that housed Kyuubi; it was now a large grassy plane with a lake and water fall off to the side.
"I'm glad you could make it Naru-kun."
Naruto paled as he turned around and saw Akane decked out in shinobi style garb and carrying a sword, because their minds were connected they could still both enter the mindscape but rarely ever did. The only reason they went in was because A) Akane wanted certain… needs fulfilled or B) Akane was pissed and he was going to get it. "N-now Akane-chan what happened at the bath house wasn't my fault," Naruto began to back up with his hands in front of his face as Akane began to advance.
"Maybe not," said Akane as she held the blade in a loose grip, "however you still should have known something like this would happen, therefore you must be punished."
Naruto screamed as he ran through his mindscape Akane hot on his trail, too bad there was no one else to hear it.
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