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High School and Aliens	By : Wolf3391 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 5487 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 10
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High School and Aliens
Chapter 3: First day at school
I do not own Naruto or To Love-Ru, nor the characters from them or any other series characters that I may use as reference. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Pairings:
Naruto/Lala/Harem
Rito/Haruna
I am not going to specify who is in the harem for now I’m afraid but will try to keep it to characters of the series and all your favorites.
Any who this chapter will feature both some manga plot points but some original stuff too with the first assassin coming after Naruto and how he deals with the situation.
Plus might introduce a couple more characters to the story but depends how this all goes.
1: Benmummy
XChapter StartX
It wasn’t long before Rito and Mikan had joined he group around the table for dinner. Rito was surprised to see Mikado at the table. It must have shown on his face, because she looked over to him for a second to give him a small smirk and wink, an action which caused a blush to appear on the shy orange-haired teen’s face.
Mikan had chosen to help Naruto out in the kitchen, while Zastin and Lala talked about their purchases. Mikado did what she did best, well after medical work, which was teasing. And her target was none other than Rito, having heard about the young boy recently entering a relationship with Haruna from Naruto before the two teens arrived. The blond had told her so that she wouldn’t tease him about his own engagement with Lala, plus Rito was such an easy target for her, due to the over the top reactions to even the most mild of teasing.
“You’re fiancé is very pretty Naruto-nii-chan. Is she the reason you’ve never bothered getting a girlfriend?” Mikan asked curiously as she cut the vegetables and mushrooms. Naruto looked up from where he was cooking the pork belly in his skillet and turned his head to look at her.
“Actually, my engagement only happened just recently. As in, not even a few days ago recently,” he admitted while adding ginger, sake and chicken stock to his skillet and let the ingredients cook. “I’ll explain the whole thing once we sit down for dinner. Thanks for helping me make dinner, by the way. I kind of figured you would want to take a break since you’re always cooking for you and Rito.” Mikan just shook her head.
“It’s fine,” she said as she poured some noodles into a pan with some water and began boiling them on the hob. “I like cooking, plus you helped me practice, so it only feels right helping you. Besides, Mikado-san is already teasing Rito, so it’s unfair if I tease him too. I can just poke fun at him later for him needing you to help him get a date.” She giggled and Naruto laughed, knowing that this was true. As they cooked the two of them could literally hear a stuttering Rito from all the way in the kitchen. The two chefs chuckled hearing Rito being teased by Mikado, her mischievous and teasing voice coming over the stuttering mess of a teen.
“Yeah, that would be too cruel. Just remember not to tease him too much.” Naruto told Mikan who rolled her eyes, but smirking as she checked on the noodles with a pair of chopsticks and Naruto tasted his broth.
“I can’t help it; he really needs some good natured ribbing. I mean he is just so innocent with how he ends up looking like he’s been sitting in a hotspring for far too long. Besides, even though I'm his sister he hasn't told me anything about, Haruna-san. All I know is that she's this girl he's had an uber crush on since, like, middle school. And even then, it's only because I saw him writing his name and Haruna-san's within a heart on his homework one time while daydreaming. I have a right to make fun of him for being such a coward." And that was that as far as Mikan was concerned. It was her right as his sister to make fun of him until his face looked like a lobster. She smirked at the thought before focusing on her cooking, taking out the noodles and began draining them by the sink.
"I suppose I can't really argue with that. Still, I think you should at least wait a week or two before laying into him like that. You know, give him some time to adjust." Not only because Rito was going to have a hell of a time at school dealing with Risa and Mio, but also because Naruto had no doubt that the many issues Rito used to have when asking Haruna out would carry over even now that they were in a relationship. Maybe now especially now that, he and Haruna were dating.
"You say that like you have no intentions of teasing him yourself. Knowing you, you'll probably do or say something that will embarrass him to know end, take a picture, and then post it all over the school. By the way, if you do take pictures send me one of them; it'd make a great Christmas card this year. I can just see everyone's faces when they see a red in face Rito doing something perverted to his girlfriend." Mikan giggled as she placed the noodles with the ingredients for the servings of Yakisoba. This would be one of the dishes for dinner, the others being Katsudon, with Dango for desert.
Mikan helped bring the food to the large table where the two off-world guests gazed at all of the delicious looking dishes. The others at the table were looking at the food with ravenous, hungry eyes. Seeing all of the food, everyone was glad they had decided to come over – or stayed over as was the case with Mikado – for dinner.
"Ladies and gentleman, I would like to introduce my new house guest and Sainen High's newest student, Lala Satalin Deviluke." Naruto gestured to the princess who smiled as she was serving up some Yakisoba for herself.
“Hi, nice to meet you, Rito and Mikan, I hope we can get along fine while I’m here. Please treat me nicely and let’s celebrate my and Naruto-kun’s engagement too!” she said as Mikan, with the others raised a glass.
Naruto just served himself a plate of food and began eating, simply enjoying the sounds of laughter at the table. He always liked it when Rito and Mikan came round, or he went to their house for dinner. It was probably because even after all these years, spending time with friends helped fight off the boredom of eternal life.
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The meal seemed to pass by in a blur, with everyone talking and chatting happily Naruto almost felt like he was a part of a family. A large, dysfunctional family that seemed hell bent on seeing how many shades of red Rito's face was capable of, but a family nonetheless. It was something the blond treasured, as someone who had lived a long life, the blond immortal shinobi tended to be very selective about the kinds of people he allowed himself to grow close to.
After dinner Naruto, Lala and Zastin had waved goodbye to the others, saying they'd see them in the morning. Once the door was closed, Naruto turned to his now house mates, "Why don't you two head up stairs for bed? I'll clean the dishes. I'll see you both in the morning and Lala…" the girls perked up, "Stay in your bed tonight."
Lala pouted a bit at his words before turning to head up stairs. However, once her face was no longer visible by Naruto, she let a small smirk appear on her lips as she went to her room and closed the door behind her. Once closed she flipped open her phone and types in a few numbers, teleporting one of her personal tools.
"Lala-sama, why are you bringing out the Omni-tool?" Peke questioned from atop her head, as Lala held a strange wand like device with wing like attachments on the top of it. The Omni-tool was an all-purpose tool that allowed Lala to tinker with and modify any type of mechanical item. It was also the tool she used the most whenever creating one of her inventions.
"Just going to make a small adjustment to my room Peke, It's nothing to worry about." She smiled as she set about her business, while at the same time, Zastin sat in his room, checking over his beam sword to ensure it was in working order. He didn't want to have an accident and have it blow up in his face when he and Naruto would eventually spar, something he was greatly looking forward to.
As the two Devilukes were in their room, Naruto, after clearing away the dishes, had walked into his garden out back. The garden was full of all sorts of flora, a few of them imported, or simply moved from his previous homes across the world. It was here that he would often meditate and speak with a being who had been with him since his conception.
Sitting with his legs crossed, eyes closed and breathing slow and steady, Naruto let himself drift to his mindscape. When he reopened his eyes he was in a dense forest surrounded by various animals. Where his mindscape inside of the seal had once been a sewer, it had since changed, happening a few years after the end of the Fourth Great Shinobi War. It only seemed fair to his tenant, after all the help he had been in that battle.
Walking past all the trees he came to a waterfall that stood high above him. But at the base relaxing on top of a stone at the base sleeping, was the Nine-Tailed fox, Kurama. The great Bijuu had shrunk itself after the remodelling so he felt more comfortable, and so catching the creatures was more fun for him.
Walking past all the trees he came to a waterfall that stood high above him. But at the base relaxing on top of a stone at the base sleeping, was the Nine-Tailed fox, Kurama. No longer a fifty story fox of rage and destruction, the great Bijuu had decreased in size so that he could bask in the new mind scape comfortably. That, and in the kitsune's own words, it's much more fun hunting the animals when you have to as opposed to when you can just step on them and not even realize it.
He and Naruto had spoken much over the past 3000 years, and eventually become brothers in all but blood. It was a bond the blond shinobi cherished as Kurama was the only person who had always been with him, while everyone else in his life passed away with time.
“Yo, Kurama!” Naruto shouted to the fox, who opened one of his red eyes, and looked up from his sleeping position.
"Naruto," the last and most powerful of the Bijuu greeted with a large yawn. Even though he had shrunk in size, his voice was just as gravely and demonic as ever. Not that the 'evil sounding' voice bothered Naruto. It was just something Kurama enjoyed doing as a habit.

The kitsune looked at him for a moment, his red eyes glinting as he peered into Naruto's blue. Finally, he said, "I'm curious, you don't usually come here unless it's your birthday, or mine... or you've gotten yourself into some kind of trouble." As Naruto stopped in his tracks, a slightly sheepish expression coming over his face, Kurama fought the urge to chuckle. Even though only he and Naruto were here, he still had a reputation to keep. "Care to tell me what you have gotten us into this time?" he asked.
“I’m engaged…”
…
…
There was a moment of silence between the two of them. Several crows cawed in the distance. Then…
"Bwahahahahahaha!" As Kurama laughed out loud Naruto had the decency to blush, a bright shade of red that would have made Hinata proud. "You, the immortal shinobi who refuses to get himself a girlfriend has gotten hitched! Oh... haha... oh... kami... this is too much!" The fox rolled onto his back as he kept laughing at Naruto who began glaring at the fox.
“Kurama, stop laughing or I’m muzzling you again!” Naruto shouted enraged at how his friend was making fun of his situation.
"Hehe, s-sor... ry, but I just found the whole thing funny. Can I see your memories to get up to speed?" Naruto nodded, mentally channelling the recent events into Kurama's head. The two could easily share memories after so long together in the seal.
Once he got the memories, Naruto could hear sniggering from Kurama and stomped his foot to the ground. When he did, golden chains sprouted from his back and rattled loudly. Hearing them, Kurama stopped laughing and turned to the still glaring Naruto. Though even seeing the chains, Kurama still couldn't keep the smirk from his face. Shaking his head, he said "Only you, Naruto. Only you could possibly end up engaged to the princess of a man who is effectively the supreme ruler of the universe. I swear, this must be Kami's way of saying good Karma can be just as much of a bitch as bad Karma." Naruto clicked his teeth, dispelling the chains. He wasn't going to use them, except as a slight threat to his brother to not make fun of him.
"It's not like I asked for this. And now I'm stuck in this engagement for six months. Six months of Lala making constant attempts to make me fall in love with her, and make me believe she isn't just doing this to escape from her royal responsibility. Not to mention all the assassins, which are undoubtedly going to start coming after my head, which leads me to why I am here." Kurama stared as Naruto took a small breath.
"I need to get back into shape. I'm like a newly minted genin compared to my prime during the Fourth Shinobi War. I need to regain my skills in taijutsu, kenjutsu, ninjutsu and retrain my body to be ready for anything. I was hoping you would be willing to help me with this, Kurama," He said to his friend, who gave another chuckle.
"Of course I'll help," Kurama said, causing the blond to sigh in relief. The Bijuu's next words however, did not make Naruto feel better in the slightest. "However, if I'm going to help you, I'll be accessing your five senses a lot more. After all, it's only right I get compensation in the form of watching all the chaos you and this girl create for my prime source of entertainment."
Naruto's right eye began to twitch violently as he realized that Kurama was never going to let him live this down. He bet that even a thousand years from now the old kitsune would still be saying 'Hey brat, remember how you got yourself engaged to that alien princess way back. Ah, good times'. Yeah, no matter what he did there was no way this was going to end well.
"Alright, but I don't want to hear any asinine comments that I would normally expect coming out of Ero-sennin's mouth!" Kami, he could almost hear that old perv giggling away as he wrote in his notebook while muttering 'pure gold'. He didn't even want to think about what that man would say in a situation like this.
Kurama however, groaned at hearing the blond's demand. "Oh, come on, Naruto. If you won't make any, then I will. Like I did back in Sweden a few years ago during the Olympics and all those hot blonde girls were cheering with their bi-"
"Shut it, ero-kitsune!" Naruto shouted, blocking his ears as the memory of that particular incident resurfaced. It had a good day to be him that day, but he refused to hear it from Kurama, who had taken on the role of the pervert in Naruto's life, aside from Saru. However, that kid, perverted as he was, had nothing on Kurama who had millions of hours of material due to the many interesting situations Naruto had ended up in that involved women.
Hey, he was over three thousand years old. He had needs, and with all of the... experience he had when it came to pleasing and dealing with women, his luck with the fairer sex had taken a turn for the better since his genin days. Though, as Naruto looked at the kitsune before him, giggling like a pervert, the blond was beginning to think about amending those thoughts.

"Ahh Sweden… good times… good times." Kurama sighed in memory before turning back to Naruto. "Anywho, I'll help out with getting you get back up to full strength, Naruto. But I have one condition aside from the access to your senses."
Naruto looked up raising and eyebrow at Kurama, “What is it?” he asked the fox.
"Give the girl a chance. I know being an immortal and all has made you feel put off when it came to getting married, and even falling in love to some degree. But I ask that at the very least, you give Lala a chance. Even if it's a one in a million chance, I get the feeling this girl might just surprise you in the end."
Naruto digested Kurama's words and knew he couldn't lie to the one who knew him best. "I… I'll do as you ask. If only to show her that it won't work when the knowledge of my age comes out." With that Naruto faded from the mindscape and back to his conscious mind, leaving Kurama behind on the rock.
Kurama watched the spot Naruto had disappeared from before heaving a sigh. "I hope you are wrong Naruto. I don't think you even realize it yet, but you need her far more then she needs you. I can only do so much." Shaking off the depressing thoughts, Kurama began looking through Naruto's memory of the past couple years to get a full catch up of what he missed. Maybe he could find some good blackmail material.
Back outside, Naruto opened his eyes to the feeling of Kurama sending chakra through his system, giving it a jump start. "Better head to the forest, may as well do some clone training there." Standing up, he jumped to the roof and set off, hopping across roof tops and towards the park to practice with his clones and some of the more original techniques he'd come up with out of boredom, or curiosity.
XBreakX
After a long day of training, Naruto had eventually made his way back home. Slipping into his room via the window, the blond made his way into bed and was asleep before his head had even hit the pillow. Who knew retraining your body to be at the same level of peak conditioning it had been during a war where everybody else had what humans today would call super powers could be so difficult?
He had managed to perform a few of his old skills perfectly, although not without stretching his chakra coils out a bit. He wouldn't be capable of performing any of his higher tier jutsu without a lot more practice, but it wasn't as bad as he initial feared. He'd have to train for several more weeks before he could perform any of his Fire, Water and Earth techniques. Thankfully, he was still able to use some of his lightning and Wind techniques, though it was only the lower tier techniques; E to B ranked jutsu like the Daitoppa and Raikyu.
His taijutsu was okay for the moment, better than any human could ever hope to achieve. However, that was only taking humans into account, not possible alien assassins. As much as he hated it, there was no way for him to know just how powerful sentient beings that lived in the greater part of the galaxy were. Not that this was going to keep him down, it just meant he would need to train harder.
When the morning sun began shining into his bedroom, Naruto turned his head in an attempt to hide his eyes from the light when he felt his face press into something soft and squishy. 'If I'm right, then Lala is in my bed.' Opening his eyes he found himself staring at a very nice pair of breasts and it allowed him to know that, yes, Lala had indeed entered his bed sometime during the night and like last time, was sleeping in the nude. Almost mechanically, Naruto turned his head again to look at his door, and was surprised when he found the seal he had placed on it still intact.
'What the hell? How did she manage to bypass my security seal? That should have kept her out of my room, and there is no way she could have disabled it. Seriously, what the hell is up with... wait… is that a draft?' Naruto turned his head making Lala giggle as his hair tickled her chest. Trying to ignore the inner pervert in him demanding he looked at such a lovely pair of breasts, the blond was able to see his window was still open from after he had come in from training. "Well shit, that explains it."
"Helllllloooo, by the log, Sakura got reincarnated as a babe. Naruto, I demand you stick your face in her bosom so that I might feel the soft squishyness for myself." Kurama's voice echoed in his head making Naruto sweat drop. Great, so on top of his own inner pervert, he now had a perverted kitsune acting as the peanut gallery. What the hell did he do to deserve this?
With a heavy sigh, Naruto closed his eyes and managed to replace himself with a pillow. Lala whimpered slightly at the loss of the warm body, and quickly wrapped her arms around the pillow in the hopes that it would provide that warmth to her.
"Aww don't do that," Kurama whined.
'I'm already regretting my decision to allow you access to my senses.' Naruto deadpanned to his friend and tenant. 'Kami, it's like you've become a furry version of ero-sennin' Naruto shuddered as he heard the chuckle of Kurama.
"Naruto, eventually you will come to see things as your kyofu did, and as I do now. It's only a matter of time, and hey, who knows, maybe once you've let yourself go you'll end up with a harem of beautiful women ready to take to your every need. Ah, if only I had a human body... just think... all the women..." Kurama trailed off as his mind went a world that all perverted minds go to at some point in their life. That place of course, is a world he is imagining himself in Naruto's shoes. Yes, he could see it all now, the things he would do as Naruto, the women he would charm, and their blissful expressions after he treated them to a night of passion. Seriously, the kid just didn't know how good he had it.
Of all the things Kurama could have become, why oh why did he have to become a pervert. Sometimes I think it would have been better if we were still at each other’s throats. Oh holy log, please answer my call and find some way to Kariwimi me with some unsuspecting who has no luck with women.'
In another dimension, a high school student who couldn't touch women without breaking out in hives let out a violent sneeze.
"Mmnn, morning, Naruto-kun," mumbled Lala from the bed, sitting up exposing her nude form as she rubbed her eyes. Naruto had absolutely no clue whether or not she made a show of it, but god damn if she didn't have that cute and sexy dichotomy down pat. Not that Naruto was actually paying attention to such things. Really.
“This is going to keep happening, isn’t it?” Naruto asked the girl who titled her head in slight confusion.
"This is going to keep happening, isn't it?" Naruto deadpanned to the girl who titled her head in slight confusion.
"Eh? What are you talking about?"
“Never mind, morning Lala, I’m going to take a shower, you go get changed into your uniform and I’ll see you down stairs.” Naruto collected his uniform before entering his on suite bathroom.
Naruto pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "Nothing, nothing at all. Anyways, good morning to you to. I'm going to take a shower, you go get changed into your uniform and I'll see you down stairs." Naruto collected his uniform before leaving the room and entering his own private bathroom.
“Okay~dokie, see you then.” Lala hooped up from the bed and went to the door, only to find she couldn’t open it. Seeing as her clothes were in her room she went over to the side wall and pushed against it making it while round like a rotating door. “I hope Naruto-kun doesn’t mind the slight modification to his house.” Lala then proceeded to dress herself into her uniform, putting on one of her new pairs of panties and new bra. She also fixed Peke to her hair, who was still in her charging period, aka sleeping.
"Okay~dokie, see you then." Lala hopped off the bed and went to the door, only to find she couldn't open it. Seeing as her clothes were in her room she went over to the side wall and pushed against one side, making a small section of the wall rotate like a sliding door. "I hope Naruto-kun doesn't mind the slight modification to his house." Lala then proceeded to get dressed in her uniform, putting on one of her new pairs of panties and bras she had gotten yesterday. She also fixed Peke to her hair, who was still in her charging period.
It wasn't long before Naruto had finished his show and began getting dressed in his own school uniform. Unsealing the door without much thought, he made his way downstairs, creating a clone to wake Zastin up for breakfast and began getting started on breakfast. He also started on the boxed lunches for him, Zastin and Lala, and, remembering the deal he made yesterday, made some for Risa and Mio as well.
It only took a few minutes for Naruto to cook breakfast and set the table for three. Good thing to as he soon heard the sound of feet coming down the stairs. While Lala was smiling in her uniform, Zastin had chosen to wear a pair of jeans, black shoes, white shirt and leather jacket. He looked quite fashionable and would no doubt be catching many a woman's eye, if he left the house today that is.
“Morning Zastin, tea or coffee?” Naruto asked as the knight blinked for a moment.
"Tea please, Naruto-dono." He sat down at the table as Naruto filled his cup with tea. While Naruto poured the steamy liquid into a cup for Zastin, Lala was pouring herself some orange juice.
"Okay everyone, dig in." No one needed to be told twice, all three of them broke their chop sticks and clapped their hands together.
"Itadatkimasu!" It only took one bite before Lala and Zastin found themselves in love with the food Naruto cooked, evidenced by the sparkle in their eyes and the way they began devouring their meals at a pace that would have put Chouji to shame. More than Lala, Zastin couldn't help but be surprised at how good Naruto's cooking was. Having had some of the best chefs in the universe when he was at the palace, he had been able to eat all kinds of delicious food. Naruto's food however, had something in it that added that extra flavor that just made it better then everything else he had tried. He couldn't place it, but figured that was part of what made the blond's cooking so good.
Wanting to know what the bodyguard of his... fiancé, would be up to so that the man wouldn't get in trouble, Naruto asked, "Do you have any plans for today, Zastin?"
Zastin looked up with his chopsticks still in his mouth, blinking. He took a moment to swallow what food he had before saying, "To be honest, I'm not really sure. But I believe it would be best if I take a tour of the city, so I can gain a better understanding of this planet's culture. I feel that is the best course of action to take when planning to live on an unfamiliar planet." Naruto nodded as he took a piece of paper from the side and wrote down a number.
"Okay, since you plan on going out, take this. It's the number to my personal cell phone. If you find something that you have quesitons about, or heaven forbid find yourself in some kind of trouble, give me a call. Okay?" He slid the note to the man who gave an appreciative nod and in turn wrote his own number for Naruto, in case he needed it.
"I will, I appreciate the assistance you have given, Naruto-dono." Naruto waved his thanks off and finished his breakfast. When he was done, the blond took out his wallet, and placed a few bills into a spare wallet he had in his drawer.
"Since I doubt you have any Japanese currency, take this just in case you find something you might need to buy or to use if you plan on taking the subway or a bus." He put the wallet into Zastin's hand, despite a small protest from the man.
"There is no way I can accept this, Naruto-dono. You have already offered me a place to stay, this is just too much." Naruto shook his head at the man's words.
"You're my guest, and I always look after my guests. Even if they have strange habits." He glanced at Lala who was still eating her rice. Zastin seemed to agree as Naruto noticed his shoulders slump a little. He knew 'exactly' what Naruto was referring to, having experienced both Lala and her sister's behaviour over the years. He only hoped that Lala's younger sisters wouldn't decide to visit for some time and let him have some peace.
"Indeed. But what's this box wrapped in a cloth, and why is my name on it?" Zastin asked curiously.
Naruto looked faintly amused by the man's curiosity. "It's called a bento, and it's your lunch for today so you don't go hungry, obviously. Also, make sure to keep your tail hidden. Lala might be able to away with people thinking it's an accessory, but you... not so much." He suggested to the man, and the knight nodded in agreement, tails were something the beings of this planet didn't have and would be shocked to see his swinging about behind him.
Naruto then turned to Lala, who had finished her meal and was wiping her face with a napkin, all with her usual bright smile. "Thank you for breakfast, Naruto-kun. Are we going to walk to school with Rito again?" Naruto gave a nod as he collected the plates and took them to the kitchen, loading them in the dishwasher.
"Yes, we are. However, before we get to school, I want you to promise me something." Lala tilted her head in curiosity of his words. "I want you to promise not to tell anyone at school that you are an alien. You… may tell them about our engagement, although I'd advise not telling them how it all happened. If they ask, tell them your father set it up with my parents, since I'm an orphan the excuse can't be confirmed or denied."
Lala took in Naruto's request, and while happy she would be able tell people that she was marrying Naruto, couldn't help but feel slightly concerned about what he said about him being an orphan. Thinking it through, she did notice that the house was devoid of photos, there wasn't a single picture of Naruto's family in the house. There had been no evidence of where he came from, and it troubled her to a degree. 'I'll just have to learn more about this before time runs out. The more I know about Naruto-kun, the easier it might be to get closer to him.' Not letting her thoughts be known, Lala nodded at Naruto's request. "I'll keep the secret, Naruto-kun. But I want to talk after school about something, alright?"
Naruto simply nodded, not seeing any harm in hearing out her request. "Sure, now come on, we don't want to be late for school do we?" Lala gave a nod, collecting her new school bag that Mikado had helped her buy. After putting her boxed lunch inside her bag, she slung it over her shoulder and exited the house.
Naruto followed shortly after checking to make sure the house's locks and security seals were working properly. He closed the door behind him and locked up, putting his keys into his left pocket. As they began walking away from the house, the pair spotted Rito leaving his house, stretching his arm and releasing a small yawn. No doubt he had been woken up by Mikan just a few minutes ago.
“Yo, Rito!” Naruto called out to the boy.
"Orange hair… no wonder he's your friend." Kurama chuckled as he got a good look at the kid his tenant was friends with. Naruto just barely managed to keep his right eye from twitching. Deciding on a little payback he chose to create a mental image for the kitsune's benefit, this particular image featured a tall man wearing green spandex and orange leg warmers and a bowl-cut hair style. The most distracting thing however, was the man's eye brows, which looked like two living caterpillars.
Standing in front of Kurama within the mindscape was the one thing that made the ancient kitsune want to run away in terror; Rock Lee standing against a sunset beach giving him the nice-guy pose, complete with a wide smile and sparkling teeth that 'pinged'. "YOSH, Kuruma-kun it is time for you to enjoy the spring time of YOUTH!"
"NOOOO! OH GOD! IT BURNS! MY EYES! DEAR SWEET KAMI, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH CRUEL TORTURE!" As Kurama's shouts of agony became nothing more than whimpers, Naruto snickered and let the image fade away within his mindscape. Another image took its place, this one a sign.
'Break our promise again, and its sunset scene with Lee and Gai.' It read and Kurama prayed to kami that nothing would tempt him to speak run off at the mouth and annoy Naruto again. There were very few things that he felt were worse than death, Lee and Gai in any capacity just happened to be at the top of that very small list. Fighting with Gyuki, the eight tailed octopus ox. Tentacles were better than those two.
XBreakX
"NA-RU-TO!" shouted Saruyama running toward Naruto, who merely raised his left foot and allowed it to slam into the other boys face.
"Morning," Naruto said in a rather bland tone of voice as Saruyama slumped to the ground, now having a foot imprint on his face. Lala just giggled, since this scene was one she had seen before with her sister Nana and Zastin when he was trying to scold her.
"Naruto, how can you do that to your friend, especially in front of the really pretty girl next to you?" Saru cried in outrage, anime tears of frustration pouring down his eyes.
"Easily, with a small feeling of satisfaction," the blond said without a hint of shame. Naruto wondered if anyone else in the world had a problem like he did with Saruyama, always running toward him in the mornings.
Elsewhere in Japan, a spiky orange haired substitute Shinigami with a moody expression on his face, sneezed, just as he was delivering a pile-driver to his brown haired friend. Wiping a finger over his nose, he wondered who was talking about him before he shrugged and began walking to his class with his other friends.
"That's just cruel." Saruyama whined at his friend.
"No… just doing what needs to be done, because if I don't, you'll end up saying something that'll earn you the ire of every girl in school," Naruto pointed out as Saru stood tall and stuck out his chest, head held high.
"I do not, girl's love me," Naruto rolled his eyes at the boy who, most unfortunately, decided to try and saddle up to Lala, a lecherous grin on his face. "Hey there beautiful. How would you like to go with and h-ergh!" Saruyama's sentence was cut off by Naruto slamming his fist into the top of his head.
"Seriously, Saru, when are you going to learn? If Yui-chan was around, you'd be so dead right now." Naruto shook his head sadly at the young teen whose face was currently implanted into the floor. Meanwhile, Lala just looked between the two with an expression of idle curiosity.
"Ne, ne, Naruto-kun, who's your friend?" Lala asked curiously, looking down at Saruyama who was still lying face down on the floor.
"This is Saru, a friend of mine and Rito's. He's a bit of a pervert, so I often find myself having to baby sit him. Normally, I have to give him a few love taps like the one you just saw to set him straight." A few of the girls around giggled hearing Naruto, watching him deal with Saruyama always brought them some form of amusement.
Despite some things staying the same however, the female students felt very wary of the new girl, Lala. This was a result of seeing her yesterday literally hanging of Naruto, an act which made them all jealous of the girl. It didn't help that Lala had a figure that they'd do anything for.
"Oh, okay, high Saru-san, nice to meet you." Lala waved to the down boy. Saruyama just gave a muffled groan in reply, his left hand coming up to grab the back of his head as he pried his now flattened face off the floor.
"Lala, you still have your schedule for today?" Naruto asked as she nodded, pulling the slip out from her bag. "Good, let me have a look." Quickly looking over the sheet, Naruto saw that most of his lessons would be with Lala and sighed in slight relief. Having known Lala for the couple of days he had, he could tell she'd end up getting into trouble and by proxy everyone around her would as well, so felt it would be best if he could keep an eye on her.
"Here, now let's get to class, before anything crazy happens." Naruto opened the door and held out one of his prepared boxed lunches. It was immediately claimed by Risa.
"Ahh, Mio, we have a good lunch for today. No need to go on a bread run this day." Risa's words had Mio pump her fist in glee since the bread run was always a dangerous time in school.
Risa, after putting the boxed lunch away for later, turned her attention back to Naruto and the new girl next to him. "Hoho, who do we have here? Naruto-kun, isn't this the girl from yesterday?" Naruto replied with a simple nod as he took his seat, Lala sitting behind him.
“Hi, I’m Lala, I just moved here recently and I’m starting today.” Risa smirked at the new girl, she and Mio began walking around her, almost as if surveying her.
“Hmm, unique and natural hair colour that is bright and well taken care of.”
“Cute face that is accentuated by her hair, personality probably matches.”
“Cute tail accessory, adds something of a cosplay look that an otaku would die for.”
“More importantly, she has a developed body. We’ll need to take a measurement.”
“Yes, I agree. Let’s get down and test her reaction too.”
These were the observations the two friends made, which were no doubt the internal thoughts of the guys as they looked Lala over. As the two got close to Lala, their hands already making grasping motions as they imagined what it would feel like to have the pink-haired girls breasts grasped in their hands, they ended up getting nailed in the head, as did a few drooling boys.
“Risa, I’ll take that lunch back if you start doing that inside of class.” There was a large sound of groaning from the downed students, all of them rubbing their foreheads from whatever hit them.
"Naruto-kun… that was really cool, how did you, do that?" asked Lala, amazed at the display. It seemed that the more time she spent with Naruto, the more she learned about him. Many of which were really cool abilities that she hoped to learn some day too.
"Practice. This tends to happen fairly often, so I always get in a lot of practice during school." He tapped his chin, thinking of how many times in a day he actually had to nail perverts. Not including Saruyama and the Principal who usually got beat down enough times for every male in the school twice over.
"You know, your pranking of perverts has been something you've always done, even before we met. And just how did you become friends with the brunette chick, anyways? The moment I laid eyes on her, I've been getting the vibe that she goes both ways." Naruto resisted the urge to groan himself, hearing Kurama.
'Thin ice, Kurama.' Naruto gave an acute mental warning of what would happen if the fox continued running at the mouth, but didn't act on the punishment since his comment wasn't quite perverted and more of an observation.
“I’ll be good.” The fox squeaked out.
"Do you think you could teach me how to do that as well?" Lala asked. After registering the question, Naruto gave a nod as it could prove beneficial to teach the girl how to deal with perverts as it was very likely she would be subject to many of them in the classes he didn't have her with.
"Sure, it's not too hard to get it down, but it will take practice until you can get your aim right. Here…" he placed the piece of eraser in Lala's hands and adjusted her hands, so that her thumb would launch the eraser piece. "Now just aim and flick, I'll set a target. Hey Saru!" the boy's head shot up from his position in the room.
Sadly for him, he ended up back on the floor as Lala hit him square in the head. Her alien strength was on league with Naruto so it hurt just the same as his attacks. “Hmm… not bad.” Lala smiled at Naruto’s words.
"Hey Lala, do you want someone to help you find out where everything is in school after home room?" Lala nodded at the question.
"I would love that! Does this mean you're going to give me a tour around the school?" Her big eyes stared hopefully at Naruto, said blond found it almost impossible to resist. Damn, what was it with him and pink-haired girls with beautiful emerald eyes? At least this one didn’t hit him too much.
"Sorry, I don't think I'll be the one giving you the tour. After the teacher comes in and takes roll, he'll likely send you with the class representative. That's Haruna, the girl speaking with the stuttering Rito, there." He pointed to the nervous Rito speaking with the slightly shy Haruna.
"Oi Haruna-chan, come over here!" he called over to his neighbour’s girlfriend who came over smiling.
"What it is Naruto-san?" Naruto gave her a small glare for using san at the end of his name but didn't comment. He knew this was just how Haruna was.
"I was saying that the teacher will probably choose you to help Lala here get her bearing around the school after home room. I was hoping you could look after her and show her the important places." Haruna smiled at Lala, offering a small bow.
“That would be fine, I’d be happy to show your new friend around Naruto-san. Nice to meet you Lala-san, my name is Sairenji Haruna, Class rep of class 1A.” Lala gave a small bow of her own hearing Haruna.
"Nice to meet you too Haruna, I hope we can be friends here." Haruna nodded at the bright eyed girl. It was hard for anyone not to want to befriend Lala, she was just so open and enthusiastic that people simply got swept up in it.
They made small talk until the teacher arrived and announced that there was a new student and asked her to introduce herself. Lala stood up from her seat, turning to the class. "Hi! My name is Lala Satalin Deviluke. I just moved here and am currently staying with Naruto-kun. Please treat me nicely while I'm here." She gave a small bow as many of the boys were going gaga over how cute Lala looked. However, there was one thing that gave many of the boys pause.
Wait!" called out one of the boys as he replayed Lala's introduction in his head a few times. "Why are you staying with Uzumaki?" he asked, curious about the new hot classmate staying with the notorious blonde.
The reply was one that, had Naruto not already anticipated it, would have face palmed at hearing. "He's my fiancé." Silence. It was so silent that the phrase 'silent as the grave' didn't do it justice. However, it was merely the calm before the storm, which soon erupted into a pandemonium of chaos and anarchy as everyone in class began shouting.
"WHAT!" Was the shocked cry across the room, as many tried to figure out how this had happened. Naruto had gotten engaged without any of them knowing. And to someone they knew nothing about as well. Their minds raced, as mental pictures of how this all happened whizzed around in their brains.
They all looked over to Naruto to see if he would confirm Lala's claim, though many of them hoped he would deny it. Sadly for the girls – and guys – he did with a single nod, not truly caring about what they wanted or thought. This sent the class into a small fit of whispers and mutterings.
"Sensei!" Naruto called out in a dull tone making everyone stop. "Can we continue with the lesson please?" The teacher at the front of the room offered a thankful nod. Naruto had always been able to quiet the class down with only a few words.
"Indeed, thank you Uzumaki-kun. Now let's proceed with roll call…" the teacher began taking attendance.
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The rest of homeroom went smoothly, with the students paying attention to the teacher. The males didn't want any trouble after hearing Naruto's tone, which usually meant trouble for them. The reminder of Saruyama's screams haunted them and Saruyama himself. It taught them to never mess with Naruto, and never do anything incredibly perverted near him or the girls that were his friends lest they wish to suffer horrors that were so unimaginable it would make Chuck Norris cry out in fear.
After class Naruto, Lala and the others left the room and began walking toward their first lesson, which was math today. As they did, Risa couldn't help but send a sly glance to Lala as she saddled up next to the girl. "Sooo~ how did you end up meeting Naruto-kun? Or better yet how did you end up engaged to Naruto-kun?" she inquired of the girl with curiosity, eager to know how the girl had gotten her hands on Naruto.
"Ummm… it was set up by our parents. Naruto-kun only found out when I ended up at his house." Naruto received many curious looks due to the fact his parents were mentioned. The mystery of Naruto's parents was something many wanted to know, since he was an orphan living on his own with seemingly no family support, nor had he ever mentioned his family at all.
"Surprised me as well, it must have been set up before I was born. That's my best guess, anyways." Naruto's comment had Risa, Mio, Rito, Haruna and Saru nodding in agreement, seeing as there wasn't really any other explanation.
“Does this mean Lala-san’s family might be able to tell you about your parents Naruto-san?” Haruna questioned the blonde, hoping he would get some answers about his family.
"Maybe, though I don't know how much they'll be able to tell me. Besides, it doesn't bother me after living on my own for so long. The only difference now is that I'm temporarily engaged and have house guests." This drew the attention of the girls, hearing the word temporary.
“Why temporary?” Mio asked, confusion evident in her tone.
“Lala’s father gave her a six month probation period for the engagement after I argued that forcing her on me might not be the best for her. We might not even be compatible in the long run.” His explanation set the fan girls of Naruto minds running.
"Eh?… you argued about being engaged to a really cute girl! Most people would just accept it after seeing Lala-chan!" Saruyama received a small stare from Naruto.
"I'm not most people. And I would never agree to something if I believed it was wrong, which I can assure you forcing someone into an arranged marriage is. Just like me, Lala is her own person, and I'm not going to tie her down just because our families set this up before either of us were born." His friends and Naruto all stared as Naruto walked ahead, before rushing to catch up with him.
While his friends began whispering about him, Lala stared at Naruto with a look of awe. He really wanted her to be able to choose her own path, something she had never truly been allowed to do. Hearing his words, Lala found that more than ever she wanted to be with him. He was so different from everyone else that had proposed to her. Though given how she had proposed to him, it might not be fair lumping the blond in with her other suitors. But it wasn't just that either, she was also amazed at how mature he was. While Lala may act ditzy, she wasn’t considered an unrivalled genius for nothing. While most of her talent lay in making her many inventions, she did have a detailed understanding of how people tended to mature with age. It begged her to wonder; just how was Naruto so mature when he was only seventeen years old?
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As the morning progressed, word spread of Naruto's engagement. The news was met with shock and surprise among many of the other students. Looking at one particular student we find ourselves in the girls changing rooms, where the students of class 1-B were getting ready for their P.E. lesson.
“Hey, did you hear the rumour going round?”
“No, what is it?”
“They say Naruto-sama has been seen with a new girl around him.”
"But that's not much news; there are a lot of girls that would love to be seen around him."
“Yeah I know, but it’s really not good news for any of us really.”
“Why?”
“Naruto-sama… is engaged to the new girl in school.”
‘BANG’
The sound that echoed in the room came from a student who slammed her locker closed upon hearing the gossip. This student had long black hair that reached down her back, stopping a bit above her waist and bright yellow, almost cat-like irises. She also had one of the more developed busts of the class, something that many of the others students had noticed during their previous P.E. lessons. This girl was Kotegawa Yui, student representative of class 1-B.
She was a friend of Naruto's, who she greatly respected due to the fact he was regularly seen disciplining many of the male students that often acted shamelessly in her opinion. She tried to eat lunch with him and his friends on occasion, but Risa and Mio made her feel embarrassed due to how they always took note of her figure and would comment on her crush for the blonde. Hearing that Naruto was engaged came as something of a shocker for the girl.
'Naruto's engaged… I'm going to need to speak with him after this lesson. And I also want to see this girl he's engaged to.' Nodding to herself, Yui left the room with the other girls, all of whom were looking at Yui in surprise, wondering why she slammed her locker shut like that. She was usually one of the calmest students in the class.
Class soon started and the P.E. teacher had the students go through their usual stretches before setting them off jogging round the field. Yui went through the motions as she always did, but her mind was a million miles away. She barely even paid attention to the coach as he had them go through their various tasks.
When class ended and the girls were back in their uniforms, the bell rang, signalling the start of lunch time. Knowing where Naruto and his friends usually went for their lunch, Yue set off for the classroom of 1-A. As she walked toward the room, she sped past Haruna, who was still in the process of showing Lala around, having been in her previous lesson.
As Yui stormed through the school, a stern look on her face, every student in the hallway scrambled to get out of her way. Some pressed against the wall, others hid behind the nearest door, those who were on the stairs took off like a bat out of hell, and still some simply froze, shivering as they felt death touch their souls. Every student in Seinen High feared that look; it was a look that usually meant trouble, for them at least.
Opening the door to class 1-A, Yui saw that Naruto was feeding himself while a beautiful pink haired girl sat next to him, eating from a bento box identical to Naruto's, meaning that he had most likely made it for her. Yui's entrance did not go unnoticed, as Naruto looked up from his lunch to see the dark haired girl looking at him with a large frown on her face. “Oi, Yui-chan, what’s wrong, you look upset over something?” Naruto stood up from his desk and made his way over to the girl.
"She probably just heard about Lala and is jealous. Hmm... you know, this girl's quite the looker too. She can even compete with Lala in the bust department. I don't understand why she's worried." Naruto could almost picture the lecherous grin on the old kitsune's face. "He he, besides, if she's so jealous you could just invite her to join you and Lala as you build up you har – Gurk!" Kurama's perverted tirade was cut short as Naruto created a large Jinzo (Like the ones you see in Buddhist temples) in his mind and let it drop on the fox's head.
"Uzumaki-kun, is it true that you have recently become engaged with a new student?" Yui then looked over at Lala, who had a noodle hanging out of her mouth as she stared at the black-haired girl curious, then looked back at the blond. "Is it her?" Naruto nodded at the question, but raised his hand before Yui could say anything else.
"Yes, as it turns out our marriage was arranged by her and my parents before they died, so I had no idea. She appeared before me yesterday and her father asked I take care of her and her uncle, who is also staying with me. Oh! And you'll be pleased to know that there will be no more attempted gropings by the pervy-sisters over there." He gestured to a blissful looking Mio and Risa who had begun eating from the bento Naruto made them.
“Oh, I see.” Yui’s tone was a mix of embarrassment and relief as she placed a hand on her chest, taking a breath to calm herself down. “Well, I guess that’s why you’ve never mentioned this on an earlier date. For a few minutes I thought you had intentionally kept this from me.”
Naruto put a hand on her shoulder, giving her a small shake. "I try not to keep important secrets from my friends." He almost winced at the irony of that statement, but shook his guilt off and pushed on. "Plus, this engagement might end up only being six months, if Lala or I don't feel that it's right. Anyways, since you're here I should probably introduce you two. Lala, come over here." The pink haired princess hopped onto her feet and walked over happily to the two.
What is it? Is she another friend of yours?" Lala asked, her enthusiastic voice laden with curiosity.
Naruto gave a small nod. "Lala, this is one of my friends from another class, Kotegawa Yui. We've known each other a couple years and became fast friends too." Naruto smiled as Yui gave a small smile – the only kind she ever gave – as she remembered how they had met. It had been during Naruto's first term at the school as a transfer student. As his senior and since he had yet to get a schedule, she had been ordered to show him around. Before they had left the principles office however, Ero-kyoucho(Perverted Principle) made a lecherous comment about how Yui should wear a skirt with a higher cut to show off more of her legs. Both of them had slammed his head into the table, not only knocking him unconscious, but also leaving an indent in the shape of his face on the desk. It was that meeting and several after that event that Yui had learned that Naruto wasn't like most boys and was actually descent and kind.
However, she didn't have a crush on him. And DID NOT in any way, think his whiskers were cute. Not one bit!
"Hello! My name's Lala! It's nice to meet you! I hope we can be friends here, plus a friend of Naruto-kun's is a friend of mine too." Yui smiled a little nervously at Lala, it might be that Naruto's fiancé was so beautiful or how honest she seemed. Still, just because she felt slightly self-conscious in front of his gorgeous and open girl, did not mean she couldn't be nice.
It had absolutely NOTHING to do with the fact that she was jealous. Honest.
"I would very much like to be friends with you as well. Um, by the way, I was just curious. Where are you from?" she asked, curious since pink hair was not a natural colour, unless dyed, whereas Lala's looked very natural.
Lala blinked. Pressing her index finger under her lower lip and looking up at the ceiling with an adorable expression of thought, which caused every male in class – even Naruto to some extent – to gulp, Lala tried to find an answer. She remembered Naruto telling her not to state that she was an alien, and she didn't want to cause him any trouble. At the same time, she had never been a good liar. Realizing that she should probably say something, as Yui was beginning to tap her foot impatiently while giving her this really weird look, Lala said the first thing that came to mind.
"I really don't remember." Lala laughed nervously as Yui and several other people face-faulted at the girl, wondering if she was being serious or just messing with them. Wanting to change the subject as she didn't like lying, she said. "But I really like this town so far, especially all of the different stores that Mikado-sensei took me yesterday."
"Mikado-sensei took you shopping?" Yui questioned, sounding surprised that the doctor would take such a personal interest in a student. Though perhaps in hindsight, she shouldn't have been.
"I asked Mikado-sensei to help her out while I was in school, and since Lala didn't have any clothes decided it would be a good idea to take her shopping yesterday." Naruto informed her as they walked back over to the small group they had been eating their lunch with. Sitting down, Yui pulled out her own bento.
“Say Rito, what lesson is it after lunch?” Naruto asked the teen as he picked up a tako-sausage with his chop sticks.
“Um, I think it’s P.E.” Naruto nodded accepting the answer. He wondered what they’d end up doing and if there was any point actually going instead of a clone.
'If it's jogging again, I'm cloning and going to do some real training.' He thought to himself, seeing as he could use some more practice with his taijutsu. He wanted to train himself back to the point where his movements flowed smoothly from one form to another and packed all the power they used to in his prime. Naruto also realized that he would need to retain his muscle memory, since just like real muscles his instinctive reactions had probably dulled as well.
"There's no sense in you wasting your time in P.E. Class, just use my chakra to fortify your clone. That should make it more capable of surviving anything that gets thrown at it." Kurama offered his opinion on the matter. The kitsune took a moment to look at the dark-haired girl through the eyes of his container.
"You know this girl likes you, as in, likes you likes you, right?" the fox muttered, as Naruto gave a mental sigh.
'I know, but I'd rather be her friend, than break her heart. Yui-chan has been a good friend like Rito and the others. But our curse doesn't really allow for partners, does it?' Kurama gave a sigh of his own.
"My chakra, your Uzumaki bloodline, the eyes of the Old man and having mastered the art of senjutsu, all of them together form the ingredients for immortality. I still find it ironic that out of all the people searching for the ability to live forever, the only person who never wanted it received it. Sometimes irony can be almost as cruel as that teme, Murphy. I'm also sorry for my own contribution to your curse."
Naruto just chuckled as he listened to the old fox, 'I could never blame you, Kurama. You're my lifelong friend, the one person that been with me through it all. You know, I was thinking, it’s been a while since we gave you a body outside of the seal. Maybe we should do that now?' Naruto was referring to the times when he had used a fox's fresh corpse to house Kurama's spirit, and Naruto had carried him around until the body the Bijuu was in died, releasing Kurama back to the seal.
"At least find me a male body this time. Do you have any idea how weird it is having female anatomy for several years? I swear I was in heat during the summers and males were sniffing my butt." Naruto chuckled in his head as he had 'accidentally' put Kurama in a female fox’s body last time he did the transfer.
‘Don’t worry; you’ll get a male body for sure. I have no idea, as to how I ended up getting a female body last time.’ He was lucky Kurama couldn’t feel the smirk on his face; otherwise he’d never hear the end of his belly aching.
"You had better, or I'm going to make your life as miserable as mine will be." Kurama threatened him, and was more than willing to deliver on his threat.
Naruto gave a quick affirmative to his friend's words, then stepped out of his mental conversation to focus back on the outside world. Lunch continued for some time after that, Lala and Yui seemed to be hitting it off pretty well. Although the dark-haired girl did hide behind Naruto when Risa and Mio finished their lunch, fearing she would be fondled by them again. She was just thankful that a glare from Naruto stopped them before they could even think about it. Really, her friend was so sweet. But she did NOT have a crush on him!
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When P.E. Finally rolled around, Naruto took Kurama's advice and created a clone before heading out to a nearby park that was surrounded by trees, making it a good place to train his speed and agility.
His muscles tensed, body coiling like a loaded spring as he prepared for a big leap. He jumped, hitting the branch off one tree, then hopping to the next without a second to spare. Naruto moved through the trees at the highest speed he could go while still maintaining enough control that he didn't crash into anything. He wanted to get used to the high speed movement that were often involved in Shinobi battles, that way he could regain his ability to move at incredible speeds without gaining tunnel vision. There was also the fact that his muscles were no longer used to being pushed so hard, so he would need to work them out more so they would regain their strength.
It wasn't until half an hour later that he felt a presence in his senses and dropped to the ground.
Keeping his body in a relaxed position, ready to strike out at anything that might threaten him, Naruto shouted. "You may as well come out now! You've already failed miserably at trying to hide your presence from me!" From behind one of the trees a tall individual stepped out into the open. It seemed to be some sort of strange mummy like being, similar to the ones Naruto had seen in the movies. It had a black and gold pharaoh's head-dress, glowing yellow eyes and also had black bracer and grieves. (1)
"Impressive, most never even sense my presence before I kill them." The mummy stepped forward and looked over Naruto, who was giving him a neutral look, but with a small placid smile that then stretched to the corners of his face, his eyes unchanged. It was a very good scare tactic he had learned while traveling, among other things.
"Ho… I believe you will find it nearly impossible to hide your presence from me. Someone once told me that the only way to hide your presence completely is to be dead, since a living person still has a presence, no matter how hard you try to hide it. Ah, but I'm rambling aren't I? Why don't you tell me your name so we can get this started." the mummy tilted its head at the boys even tone or lack of fear towards his appearance, if he was honest, it was a little disconcerting for him.
"Very well, I'll grant you this last request before I finish my job. I am Ankh, of the Thep Khufan assassins. I have been requested by my employer to take out the individual known as Uzumaki Naruto, a human with blonde hair, blue eyes and distinct marks on his cheeks. I was fortunate that someone else attempted to find you but it was easy to convince him to not get in my way. The fool ran so fast it was almost pathetic." Ankh shook his head thinking about the alien shape shifter, Ghi Bree that he'd sent on his way.
"Ah, well, knowing my luck the person you got rid of was probably one of Lala's fiance's, so I suppose I owe you some thanks. It would have been truly annoying to deal with someone who I simply find isn't worth my time." Naruto eyes didn’t change as the he stared at the man, something else about what he said clicking in his mind. "And you said assassins? How interesting. I suppose the king's proclamation has spread quite far for people to be hiring an assassin to kill me." Ankh nodded, moving his feet apart and raising his arms, the bandage like appendages coming off them both.
"You would be correct in that presumption. But, I'm not without some honour, so I'll offer you a chance to live if you call off your engagement to the princess of Deviluke." Naruto's expression didn't change; he just kept smiling with that neutral look in his eyes.
"Again, I find myself thanking you for such a courteous offer. But given the situation I find such an offer to be unnecessary. I apologize, since I can't accept you generous offer and I know that being an assassin doesn't allow for chances of mercy like this. Then again, I don't think it's my wellbeing you should really worry about, I mean you aren't going to beat me." Ankh blinked in surprise before feeling irritated at the boy's words.
"You should watch your words human! Disrespect me in such a way again and your death will be both slow and painful." He growled his words out as Naruto just stared into his eyes. A small flash showing the image of his burnt remains and a head-dress with no glowing eyes appeared within his mind, causing Ankh to flinch.
"Sorry, I had no intention of offending you. It's just that most assassins would have killed their target by now, or at the very least attempted to. Especially once they realized that by talking I could simply be distracting you from your job. I may not have mentioned it before, but I have some experience with assassins. By now, most would have done their job and would have either attacked or retreated depending on their thoughts when I first felt their presence. You have done neither. But then, I guess I shouldn't expect much from someone who looks like every bondage lovers wet dream." Ankh smashed his fist against a tree, making splinters fly out of it.
“How dare you! You mock me even before your death” Ankh roared in anger.
“Why are you losing your temper? That’s rather unprofessional of you.” Naruto’s words set Ankh off who shot forward at him in rage and just wanting to shut him up, once and for all. He extended his bandages out to ensnare the boy, but was unable to when the blond jumped up and bounced off the tree shooting past Naruto crossed his arms in an X formation across his chest, "Ninpou: Tsume Awase." Calling out the old technique that Yugito, another ninja and a powerful woman had used, Naruto's fingernails extended into deadly long and sharp claws. "Seeing as though, you are made up of cloth, I think this technique is best to defeat you. I hope you don't mind if I end up shredding off a few layers as a result." Naruto's face changed from the placid expression to that of a trained killer, making Ankh see that this was no ordinary human.
Releasing more tendrils of bandages and forming them into a sharp drill, Ankh sent them forward in an attempt to impale the blonde. In response, Naruto rushed forward, his footsteps so silent that they seemed to simply glide over the ground. As he swerved past the drill, his clawed hands slashed out, severing the bandages. As the shredded bandages fluttered to the ground, Ankh noticed that they were charred where the blond had cut them.
Ankh, seeing this made a large jump away from Naruto who stared at him with the eyes of a man who had seen far more death then he had. The blond spoke, his tone so cold it made him shiver. “I hope that you see just how much of a mistake you made coming after my life. I doubt that, you have the same number of kills in your life as I do. Forgive me Ankh but I’m, afraid this mission is a failed one. Please give my regards to your employer and hopefully he’ll get a refund. Oh, and turn around.”
Now scared out of his mind all Ankh could was what the blond said, as if not doing so would cost him his life. Turning, he saw another Naruto standing right behind him, his glowing red claws extended, embers coming off them. "I told you I was distracting while we spoke." With that Ankh's world went black as the slitted eyes of Naruto descended on him and he screamed into the trees.
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Arriving back at school, Naruto replaced himself with his clone before deciding that he should probably give Zastin a call. Once the man had picked up, he told the Deviluke bodyguard about Ankh and that they should pick him up and ship him off to his home planet, where ever that was.
Zastin had been a little frantic hearing about the race that Naruto had gone up against, but had soon calmed down after Naruto had reassured him that the fight hadn't lasted long and he had sustained no injuries during it.
"That fight was kind of pathetic," Kurama commented agreed with his tenent and friends assessment of the battle. "We barely even had to do anything. To be honest, I was expecting a bit more from our first encounter with an assassin from space." While Naruto didn't have any particular desire to fend off alien assassins, he had to agree with Kurama that he had expected something more from the fight.
'Yeah, then again, I never expected an – ahem – alien assassin to look like something out of The Mummy either. Still, it was nice to see that 'her' tactics still work. 'She' always did manage to rile her opponents before crushing them beneath her feet.' Naruto brought up a memory of a small, weak bodied but incredibly powerful woman he'd met and helped out a little during his travels. It was her soft calm way of speaking that he enjoyed implementing in a lot of his fights against tough fighters, when he got the chance of course.
"She died how she wanted at the end, although we at least stopped her from making a big mistake in Edo." Kurama had been impressed by the women, remembering how she had kept a straight face despite all of the mental and physical pain she had been put through.
'Yeah, her story and the sword's ended better after we kept traveling with them. Ah, but why don't we get back to the subject at hand. You and I can reminisce about our past later over some sake. Right now we've seen that assassins have started coming for us, and will likely weed out the lesser people after my life in seeking out Lala's hand. If I'm right, my defeating of Ankh will both deter some and goad others into pursuing me that much more. We have to make sure that our fights don't end up dragging innocent people into them. We both know how assassins think.' Kurama nodded, knowing Naruto had taken a short few years working as an assassin during the Three Kingdoms Era in China, though he had kept his killings to corrupt politicians and would-be warlords.
"If that's the case you should make sure to always have a clone on standby so you can replace yourself with it and lead them away from your friends, and mine once I regain a body." Kurama was looking forward to being hugged by the girls for looking cute and adorable. It had been the main factor that caused him to become a pervert of Jiraiya's caliber. The ancient kitsune could truly see why the man had loved breasts, the feeling he got when the girls pressed him against their soft bosom was unlike anything he had ever felt before in his life. Just thinking about it sent pleasant tendrils up his spine.
'I'll check by the shelter we made under the house for foxes that end up getting lost in the city and see if there are any old ones that we can use.' Kurama had always told Naruto to make a fox home under the house for other foxes just in case they ended up lost in the town/city they were living in, or couldn't find a proper home. Naruto had never minded, having liked taking care of the foxes when they came out from under the house and into his garden.
"Good, and remember, a MALE body please." Naruto chuckled hearing the pleading tone in Kurama's voice. He silently promised to get the kitsune a male body before walking to his meeting spot. It was on Wednesdays that Naruto had a free period that he shared with another student and friend. She was a very talented kendo practitioner who had seen him practicing one time when he had decided to skip P.E. to see if there was anything fun to help quench his boredom. Having been impressed – practically drooling – over his skills with a sword she had asked – ie demanded – that he spar with her.
Of course, Naruto had happily obliged and ended up beating her into the ground. Rather than be upset, she had been ecstatic, feeling that if she practiced with someone better than her with a blade, she would improve by leaps and bounds. It worked too, while she had never – and would never – beat him in a sword fight; she was by and large the best kendo practitioner in the entire school, possibly even all of Japan.
Walking into the training room where all of the martial arts clubs practiced after school, he spotted his friend already swinging her shinai as she stood on the training mat. Rin Kujou was a strong willed girl who also served as a bodyguard to her friend in the school. She was a loyal friend who had near prodigious skills in kendo; she held a great respect for Naruto due to his prowess with a sword, having told him as much.
Rin had long dark brown hair that she kept tied into a high pony-tail behind her head. A pair of short bangs hovering at eye level covered either side of her face, parting in the centre. And a pair of longer bangs hung down near her ears, reaching passed her breasts. Her most defining trait however, were her sharp, narrow eyes, which he knew hid a cunning intellect and held the observational qualities necessary in a serious kendo user.
"You're running a little late, Naruto," Rin said without preamble, she was never one for small talk. At least, not until after she had gotten what she wanted. Naruto just smirked at her, loosening his tie and taking off his uniform jacket.
"Sorry, but if I told you the reason I was late, you wouldn't believe me." He had been tempted to tell her that he had gotten lost on the road of life, but figured the inside joke would have been lost on her. Shaking his head at the thought, Naruto walked over to the weapons racked and picked up a shinai, testing the weight and balance of several before choosing the one he liked best. He moved back over to the training mat and took his own stance, awaiting her signal.
"Knowing you, perhaps. However, we are not here for idle chatter, are we?" With that, Rin dashed forward as did Naruto and the two began trading blows with their bamboo swords, while also dodging what would be deadly strikes had the weapons been real.
"True, but you don't mind chatting while we spar, do you? I was kinda hoping to know whether or not you and your friends knew about my change in... marital status." Naruto ducked under a blow that would have decapitated him in real life, allowing the shinai to just barely graze his hair. Coming back up, Naruto swung his own bamboo sword in an upward stroke that Rin was forced to jump backwards to dodge. A small pause ensued as his opponent tried to find a weakness in his defences. She didn't and thus, decided to just charge in and hope an opening would present itself.
"We did here about that," a snort, "it's kind of hard not too when everybody in school from seniors to freshmen are talking about it. Though I will admit it was quite a shock to Aya and Saki-sama. Although we did learn that it was done by your parents without you knowing. Aya was hoping to ask if you knew anything more about them." Naruto went for an overhead strike, which Rin made to block. However, the blow was far stronger then she had expected and forced her to kneel down, her left knee almost touching the mat. As the pressure from his blade was taken away, Rin jumped back, and then took a step forward, swinging her blade upwards from her left hip to right shoulder. The attack was dodged entirely when Naruto slid his body in close before she could finish the attack, moving into her guard and forcing her to jump back lest she end up getting taken out at the knees. He had used such a strategy before.
Naruto shook his head as a small pause entered the battle. As they started up again, with Rin taking another swing at him, he said, "I haven't had much chance to speak with Lala's father about it, so for now, no. speaking of which, when do I get to meet those friends of yours? In all the times we've practiced I've only heard a little about them. Why is that?" Rin thrust her sword forward, an attack was set to impale Naruto through the chest. Naruto countered by twisting his blade around hers and hitting the bottom, knocking it higher into the air, only for Rin to spin on her feet and try to attack him with a diagonal downward slash. Naruto rolled out of the way and smiled due to Rin's improved skills. Usually, he'd have hit her using that counter. However, this time she attacked, knowing he would do that and used the move as a feint.
“Well I am the bodyguard to Saki-sama, and both of us look after Aya, so I suppose we are more trying to work her confidence to talk to you. You are, after all quite infamous in the school Naruto-san.” A stab barely missed her cheek as her words left her lips.
"Well, I am the bodyguard to Saki-sama, and both of us look after Aya, who is a tad shy. We are working on upping her confidence before I introduce you to her. You are, after all, quite infamous as this school, Naruto-san." A stab barely missed her cheek as the words left her lips. Bringing her sword around, she locked blades with Naruto, forcing his shinai down before she came up in a slash. It was dodged of course, but the move showed Rin was learning. It was an Uzumaki Ougi, after all.
"Mou, I thought we were friends," Naruto teased as he ducked passed a horizontal slash. "Didn't we agree that since we're friends you would no longer use such a formal honorific?" Rin realized her slip of the tongue just as she was blocking his incoming sword strike. She was so used to speaking formally due to the teachings of her family. After she and Naruto had become sparring partners however, he had asked her to disregard all formalities when speaking to him, claiming that since they were now friends she shouldn't have to use them. It had been difficult at first, and she many a night she had gone home with several lumps on her head for not remembering his request. Still, she couldn't help but smile. Despite all of his skills with a blade, Naruto was very laid back and easy to get along with.
"My apologies, it just slipped out. Anyways, I believe I and Saki-sama have been able help her become a bit more outgoing so she should be fine. Saki-sama knows of you, of course, but hasn't really had the chance to actually speak with you. However, I can assure you that she has been looking forward to it." After several more clashes of their shinai, Naruto and Rin jumped apart, pausing for a second before running back in. The two came together, crossing swords in a final clash. Naruto's was lined up just below Rin's chin, barely grazing against her neck, while Rin's was stopped no less than a centimeter above his forehead. They retracted their blades and moved several paces away, bowing to signal the end of their match.
"If you want I can wait here for a while and meet them now. My next lesson is English and I'm already pretty fluent with that language." Naruto offered, telling the truth since he spoke perfect English and as a result was at times not seen as a foreigner when he was traveling there. In fact, given his blond hair, blue eyes and powerful build and sometimes lazy attitude, people had often mistaken him for an American. He wiped his face with a towel, while Rin did the same, opening the first three buttons on top of her shirt to help herself cool down.
"I think that will be acceptable and I'm sure Saki-sama will be pleased." Rin smiled imagining the happy expression her charge and friend would have at finally meeting Naruto after watching him from afar and Rin speaking so well about his character.
As the pair waited they made small talk, talking about inconsequential and everyday issues. It was only a few minutes after their spar when the doors opened and two girls walked in. Aya was a bespectacled girl like Mio, but had much longer hair that was a darker shade that his perverted friends. Her eyes were also a deep amethyst that almost reminded Naruto of his mother's eyes. her gaze looked at him – and she gained a healthy blush. Seeing this, the blond gave her his usual smile, making her squeak and hide behind the other girl.
The other girl, Saki he presumed, was a little taller than Aya, about 3 inches so, and had long blonde hair that flowed down her back in waves, but also had two small buns tied off at the sides of her head, as well as two spiral curls hanging over her shoulders. She had a regal and proud bearing, which the blond shinobi new was due to her family being part of a small group of nobility that still existed. Saki cheeks were tinted slightly red as she gazed at Naruto with amber coloured eyes.
Offering the two girls a cheerful grin as he walked over to them with Rin, Naruto said, "Hello, you must be Saki-san and Aya-san. Rin-chan has told me a lot about you two. My name is Uzumaki Naruto; it's a pleasure to meet you." Naruto offered a small bow to the two girls.
Saki smiled a bit as she reached out with her left hand and flipped one of her spiral curls over her shoulder before offering the blond man a smile, her cheeks still slightly red. "Uzumaki Naruto, your reputation precedes you. Aside from the fact that it's nearly impossible to move through the halls without hearing your name at least once, Rin has told us nothing but praise about you. It's lovely to finally meet you face to face, although I wish we had a little more time." As if accentuating her words, the bell rang, signifying the end of the class and the beginning of the next.
Naruto had to hold back a grin at Saki's formal way of speaking. Deciding to reply to her in kind, said, "it is a shame that our meeting has been cut short. However, if you wish to speak some more, why don't you three stop by class 1-A, during lunch tomorrow and I can introduce you to my friends. Of course, that includes Aya-san as well." He looked over at Aya who gave a meek nod while Saki merely graced him with a smile.
"That would be a pleasant idea Naruto, and I suppose we shall see you tomorrow." Naruto gave them one last smile as he left the room, leaving the three girls to begin walking toward their own class. As they walked, Saki hummed in thought as she looked at where she had last seen Naruto entering the door to the school. "He is rather handsome now that I have seen him up close." Saki's comment received a nod from Aya and Rin.
"It's fortunate that his engagement is also temporary, Saki-sama. There is news that Lala-san only six months in which to persuade Naruto to accepting the proposal fully, or find a better suitor. Although, in my own opinion, there aren't many better suited than Naruto." Rin knew what Saki's plan would be, and to be honest, a part of her felt a bit depressed knowing that her charge and friend would be the one to get him.
"Indeed, it's fortunate that we have time to learn about Naruto-kun, and make him see that, I, Saki Tenjouin, the one who is known as the most beautiful girl in school would be a much better match for him ohohohoh..." she gave a haughty laugh, holding the back of her hand in front of her face. Seeing this, Rin and Aya couldn't help but sweat drop.
XChapter EndX
Well that’s chapter 3, and before I get questions. Yes I am referring to ‘Sword Story’ and the Ben 10 omniverse aliens since there aren’t too many species in the to love ru series that I could clearly remember to use, plus a lot of the aliens would make descent assassins and killers thinking about it. And for reference I am having Naruto speak like Nanami during fight scenes from now on since I simply love how she riles people up without having to mock them too much as opposed to making observations.
Pokemaster12 had now beated this so everyone should thank him mentally for showing me some of the points that were wrong with the story and overall grammar mistakes.
Anyway with chapter 3 I have shown that Naruto does know some of the other characters and he is aware of their feeling but chooses to simply remain friends and that Kurama is a pervert.
He will be getting his body next chapter to which he’ll be like Peke to Lala, in that they’ll always be together. Might borrow a little form manga or anime next chapter along with the next possible assassin. The fight scene was short but that was to show that Naruto is still very skilled in combat situations. The fights will become more challenging as we go along.
Hope you all enjoyed the chapter, since I won’t be updating for a while after this due to several deadlines coming up and dissertation still being worked on. See you all in a couple months probably.
Until next time, Bye
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