Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style | By : TheDigger Category: Naruto AU/AR > General Views: 14239 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 5 |
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"Sorry to keep you boys waiting." said Anko in a somewhat flirtatious voice. "Now, are you all ready to begin your first lesson?"
The class was more or less silent, but a few boys said a simple "yes".
"Now, who here is gay?" She asked the boys aloud. As with the girls yesterday, none of the boys seemed to know what she meant. Anko sighed, then called, "Alright. We're going to do the gay test. Everyone line up at the front of the room." The class obeyed, and when they were lined up in a neat enough line at the front of the room, Anko went back to the third row, confirmed that everyone could see her alright, and then said,
"Alright, now this'll probably be the only time I'll show you these, so you better get a nice, good look at 'em." She unzipped her jounin vest and opened it nice and wide, giving all the boys a very nice view of her naked boobs. She grinned at all the embarrassed and perverted looks of her male class, the entirety of which had a prominent bulge in their pants. "That actually makes my class a little easier." She thought, scanning the crotches of all the boys, making sure there wasn't anyone non-erect.
"Okay, back to your seats." She said aloud, zipping her vest back up and returning to her desk, much to some of the boys' discontent. "Getting back to the subject at hand, who here felt the strange bulge within their pants?" Anko asked the boys, who all raised their hands. Everyone was getting to be about that age, and they all questioned why their 'little boy' did such a weird and uncomfortable thing at seemingly random intervals.
"Well, that is what is known as an 'erection.'" Anko explained, writing the word on the black board. "It can also be referred to as a 'hard-on,' 'woody,' 'stiffy,' and, most popular among most men, 'boner.'" She wrote each of these terms under 'erection.' "Does anyone here know WHY your penis does such a thing?" Of course none of the students had any idea. And of course they wouldn't speak up about such an embarrassing subject, even if they did.
"In all essence, it comes from sexual arousal." Anko explained. "In other words, feeling a loving desire of whatever turns you on. For instance, all of you love girls, despite how much you childishly say that girls 'are icky,' or 'have coodies.' You there, come up front." She pointed to a blonde boy in bright orange.
"Me?" he blinked, unsure it was him that Anko was talking to.
"Yes, you. Get over here." Anko instructed. The boy stood in front of the class and yelped with embarrassment as Anko actually pulled down his pants, exposing his member to the entire class, who laughed.
"Anko-sensei!" The kid shouted, trying to pull his pants back up, but Anko kept them held down.
"What's your name kid?" she asked, taking the boy's pants and underwear so he couldn't take them back.
"Naruto Uzumaki." Said the kid, very embarrassed, pulling his shirt down to cover his loins.
"Stop trying to cover it, or I'll take the shirt and cut your hands off!" Anko warned him. Once again, she opened her vest, showing her breasts only to Naruto this time, whose member stuck right up, much to Naruto's sheer embarrassment. She turned her head over her shoulder, to face the class as she continued,
"Notice that it not only becomes stiff, but also longer and thicker as well. This is so that the male body is readied for sexual intercourse, or simply, sex, which…"
"Which is the first step of reproduction, where the male fertilizes the 'egg' in the female." Everyone, including Anko turned to look at the boy who stated such a knowledgeable answer.
"What's your name, kid? And how do you already know that?" Anko half demanded.
"Kiba Inuzuka, and my family has been breeding dogs, so I've been told all about how they reproduce." A boy with short messy brown hair and red fang markings on his cheeks answered. "I didn't know humans were the same way, though."
"Oh yeah. They sure are." Anko grinned at Kiba.
"But how exactly do they do that? How would a male 'fertilize' a female 'egg?' And what does the ding-dong have anything to do with it?" Kiba asked. Anko was a tad taken aback. Apparently, Kiba didn't quite know all the mechanics of even dog sex.
"Well, if you'll spare a little more embarrassment, Naruto," said Anko, now wrapping Naruto's shlong in her boobs and stroking them up and down his shaft.
"WHAT'RE YOU DOING!" Naruto demanded, his face glowing red hot. But he couldn't lie to himself, embarrassing though it was, that the feeling of the grown woman's boobs on his member felt really nice.
"Teaching." Anko answered simply, continuing to stroke her tits up and down Naruto's surprisingly large woody.
"This teacher is crazy!" One of the boys in the far back whispered as everyone stared in silent bewilderment at the boobjob Anko was giving Naruto.
"Seriously." His friend replied. "What is she even doing?"
Naruto felt weird and a little frightened as he felt a tension in his loin that had little to do with the soft material around it. Finally, Anko stopped her stroking and something milky and white came out of the tip of his dick, which Anko cupped in her hand.
"Okay, we're done." She muttered to Naruto, giving his pants and underwear back, which he quickly threw back on, returning to his seat. Anko then held out the handful of white stuff. The class seemed a little too disgusted to look closer, though.
"This, gentlemen," Anko proceeded. "Is semen. This is injected into the female body, where it then fertilizes the female's 'egg,' beginning the cycle of birth." She noticed all the grossed-out faces and continued, "This is something that's in ALL of your bodies, so there's nothing to be THAT disgusted about." She flicked the gunk out in the trash, zipped up her vest, and continued, "Any questions?"
About another twenty minutes passed by where Anko answered questions from her male students, which ranged from legitimate to stupid. When the last question was answered, Anko gave out an assignment,
"Now, before anyone leaves today, I'd like for you all to write me a page about a girl that you like. And none of that childish bull about girls having coodies or anything stupid like that." She said. The last few moments of class passed by normally, at least as normally as a class taught by Anko could be, and just as everyone got up to leave, Anko blocked the door.
"Oh, and one last thing," She said, this time in a very serious tone. "Don't repeat anything you've seen in this class to anyone. And if I hear anyone humiliating Naruto Uzumaki because of anything to do with what you saw in this class, I will castrate you!"
"What does that mean?" One boy asked. Anko put on a very evil smile.
"Are you really willing to find out?" She asked in a sadistic tone, pulling a kunai from her sleeve. The boy very rapidly shook his head.
"Good, cause it ain't pretty, I'll tell ya that." Anko smirked. "And if I catch ya giving Naruto any crap about this, you're going to find out in the worst possible way." She put the kunai away and pushed the door open. "Now get outta here, you brats." All the boys filed out, except for one spiky blonde-haired boy.
"Um, Anko-sensei? Thank you." He said.
"No problem, what for?" said Anko dully.
"For sticking up for me." Naruto answered. "And, well…" He turned scarlet as he remembered the boobjob. "That thing you did was pretty nice." Anko repressed the urge to laugh her ass off.
"No problem, kiddo. Now go on, school's over for the day." She said, casting a devious look at Naruto. "And if you play your cards right, I just might do it again, under less embarrassing circumstances, of course." Naruto didn't know what to say to this, so he just smiled weakly, nodded, and left. Anko packed up her things, pulled the top of her blue jumpsuit on properly under her vest, and left the room, to find a man with long grey-white hair waiting for her.
"So you're our new teacher, are you?" He said in a fairly pleasant manner. "Please to meet you, I'm Mizuki."
"Yeah. I'm Anko Mitarashi." Anko introduced herself as she and Mizuki walked down the halls.
"So, I understand you're teaching sexual education. That's great." Said Mizuki, his smile rather disturbing to Anko.
"I don't know about 'great,' but it is a subject that I'm rather… experienced with, so yeah." Anko shrugged. "And there is a lot more to it than just 'Tab A goes into slot B.' In fact, it's much more important for some shinobi than one might think, especially kunoichi."
"I suppose I never thought of it that way." said Mizuki thoughtfully. "So is it true that," He dropped his voice to a whisper. "HE'S in your class? You know, the nine-tails?"
"Yeah. What of it?" Anko asked, shooting a serious look at Mizuki. She was beginning to lose some respect for Mizuki now. As she thought, he was one of THOSE kinds of people; the kind that conceived Naruto to be some horrific beast because of the demon sealed within him.
"Nothing. I was just… curious." said Mizuki simply, though Anko knew there was more behind that play-casual tone.
"Sure." Anko muttered bluntly. "So, want to stop by Ichiraku's? I'm paying." She tried to act friendly with her fellow staff member.
"Nah. I kinda hate ramen." Said Mizuki, turning a corner. Anko looked incredulously after him.
"Hates ramen? The fuck is wrong with him!" She thought. She turned the opposite direction as the ramen-hating fucker and headed home. Along the way, she again saw Naruto, this time being laughed at and pushed around by two boys she thought she remembered from her class. She vanished with a quick body-flicker, reappearing on top of a sturdy tree branch, and the two boys shrieked as they were lifted up off the ground, suspended by their hands and chests by a pair of very large, dangerous-looking snakes.
"What did I tell you about repeating today's lessons?" Anko hissed sharply at the boys, who screamed apologies and begged to be freed of the huge snakes that glared hungrily at them. "Alright, fine, I'll let you little fuckers go." Anko sighed irritably. "But repeat anything else inappropriate from my classes or give Naruto any more shit, and puberty will be very, very boring for you two. Got it!"
"We don't even know what that is!" One of the boys gasped.
"And don't think I won't know!" Anko finished, ignoring the kids. She gave a flick of her finger and the snakes dropped the boys, making them fall on their butts and run away, freaked out. Anko hopped down from the tree casually, seeing to Naruto.
"Hey, you doin' okay, kid?" She asked pleasantly as Naruto stood up.
"Yeah. Thanks." He grinned weakly. "Um, see ya." He walked off awkwardly, looking back with confusion and interest at Anko. No one had ever been that nice to him, much less broken up any bullying sessions with him.
"Anko Mitarashi!" Suzume shouted, stamping down the road to her.
"uh-oh, it's the nag patrol." Anko sighed.
"We do NOT use jutsu on our students as punishment! Surly Tokunosuke told you that?" Suzume snipped angrily.
"He may've mentioned it once or twice, yeah." Said Anko, playing forgetful. "He wasn't really clear about what jutsu, though. Besides those little fuckers asked for it."
"You do NOT use such profane manners to refer to your students! Furthermore…!"
"Blah, blah, blah, whatever." Anko sighed, rolling her eyes. She really didn't want to waste any more time on Ms. Pissy and Prissy, so she vanished as far away from her as possible. Suzume huffed with irritation, pushed her glasses up in her typical snobbish manner, muttering 'The nerve!' under her breath as she walked away.
"Yo! Small village, huh?" Naruto whirled around as he saw Anko Mitarashi yet again, just as he was about to enter his favorite ramen shop. "You want some lunch? I'm paying." She offered.
"Thanks, Anko-sensei." Naruto smiled as a bowl of steaming ramen was placed in front of him. He cracked his chopsticks apart and slurped his noodles down delightedly.
"No problem. It's on me." Anko grinned, having some of her own ramen.
"Anko-sensei? Do you know why everyone in the village bullies me all the time?" Naruto asked, sounding a little miserable. Anko looked the boy in the eyes, and felt the urge to tell him the truth, to let him know everything the tormented kid needed to know about the reason for his harsh life. She opened her mouth, ready to tell him when she remembered important words from the Hokage,
"I understand how you feel, Anko, but the boy is not ready to know, not yet. If it means that much to you, I will let you tell him when he's ready, but not a minute before. You'll know when the time's right."
"I… don't know." Anko hated herself for lying to the kid, but there was nothing else she could say or do. "So hey, what do you think of my class so far?" She said abruptly, trying to change Naruto's gloomy mood.
"They're… kind of interesting, I guess." Naruto shrugged. "I can't wait until our next one. But I'm curious: why did you really choose me to be in front of the class like that?"
"I just thought you would've liked the pleasure." Anko grinned. "See ya." And just as Naruto opened his mouth to ask her another question, she vanished.
"I hate lying to kids. I really do." Anko said to herself as she looked over some of the papers written by her male class today. Though she gave the boys the same assignment as the girls, the results were anything but the same. While a mass majority of the girls' papers were about Sasuke, there wasn't any one girl that stole the show of the boys' papers, most of which involved unrealistic fantasies and clear misinterpretation of what the assignment was asking of them. And Anko found herself further disappointed with Kiba Inuzuka's knowledge. Though she thought he knew enough about the 'facts of life,' he clearly showed that conception to be false:
"The kind of girl I'd want to love is one who has the same love of dogs as me. Maybe someone who can have puppies with me as well. I don't know how humans have other human children, but as long as we're happy together and have at least one pup, it doesn't matter."
"That's not what I meant when I said humans and dogs are exactly the same way!" Anko sighed, almost laughing. She scanned through the names until she found the one she was looking for. "Here's emo boy! Now, let's see how many prepubescent hearts he's broken…"
"I don't really have anyone left I can call family, and there's no one I can say that I love. I find love to be nothing more than a hindrance in my objectives. But if it does mean the restoration of my clan, then I wish to have someone who will gladly bare my children."
"You're going to have a long, hard, and lonely life ahead of you if this is how you honestly think." Anko sighed, pushing Sasuke's paper aside to read more papers written by ever-so confused and ignorant boys. "This is going to be one LONG year." Near the bottom of the stack, Anko found the paper Naruto wrote. It was a bit difficult to read, mostly due to the many eraser marks visible and his bad handwriting, but also several small, dark smudges on parts of the paper. Tear marks.
"I don't really know who to love. Everyone I try to be friends with always turns me away, hates me, and tries to hurt or kill me. Even if the kids at school think I'm okay to be friends with, the grown-ups always pull them away and some of them even beat me painfully when no one else is looking."
"Damn, kid. This is something that's supposed to cheer you up." Said Anko, her voice cracking a little.
"But if there really is a girl out there who can, who will love me, I want it to be someone who really cares about me, who wants to be with me, no matter what."
"There is someone like that." Anko smiled weakly. "You just haven't properly met her yet." She cast a look at the stack of girl's papers from yesterday.
Meanwhile, Naruto was sitting wide awake in his bed, contemplating his strange and very embarrassing class. But the center of his swirling, confused thoughts was of Anko. Her grown, adult body, her large, beautiful breasts, her caring attitude towards him. He felt a stiff discomfort just under his pants, and he rolled down the front to see a plain as day erection. He laughed at himself inside, remembering how before this class, he thought it was immensely uncomfortable and wished it would stop, but now there was something pleasing about how it felt.
He also reflected on the incredible feeling when his cock was wrapped in Anko's supple boobs, and how he somehow spurt that white gunk. He placed his hands on either side of his shaft and drew them up and down, trying to simulate the cushy mounds used on him earlier today, but he quit, pulled his pants back up, and turned over in his bed, feeling like he was screwed up in the head.
He awoke the next morning to find Anko herself standing just over him, much to his shock, with a very warm, kind-hearted smile on her face.
"Morning, Na-kun." She whispered sweetly, kissing him on the cheek. Naruto flinched and turned pink.
"What are you doing here!" He asked, a little freaked out by Anko's strangely sweet attitude.
"I'm here to give you the life you always wanted." Anko answered simply. As she left Naruto's room, he noticed that all she was wearing was an apron, her ass clearly visible. Naruto got up, dropping his nightcap aside and walked into the kitchen to make some breakfast, only to find the apron-clad Anko sitting on top of the dining table in a sexy pose, waiting for him.
"I make you breakfast, Na-kun. Do you want some?" asked Anko in the same unnervingly sweet voice.
"Yeah, please." Naruto blinked. Anko's grin turned from sweet to naughty as she dropped her apron, leaving her totally naked.
"Then, come and get it." She said silkily. "It's all yours." She lay across the table, giving Naruto a better look at her sexy, mature body. Not knowing what he was doing, Naruto leapt with surprising strength, leaving his clothes behind, and landing right on top of Anko, kissing in a very adult fashion….
"What the….!" Naruto gasped as he snapped awake. He looked left and right. It was morning, an hour earlier than his alarm clock was supposed to wake him up. "Was that all just some crazy dream?" He asked himself as he got dressed. "Yup. Definitely a dream." He thought as he munched on some toast. He didn't know whether to be relieved or to be disappointed by the lack of sexy Anko. He found himself blushing as he enjoyed the memory of Anko's nude awakening. "I think I'm really going to start liking her class." He thought to himself on his way to the academy for the day.
"So then, I've been asked by a certain girl among you," Anko stated to her all-girl class. "About breasts." Only fitting for this talk, Anko wore only a black thong today, her boobs hanging loose and free. "Now, a good few of you probably haven't really begun development yet, but I'm sure several of you have noticed that your chest is starting to sprout some little buds. Over your teen years, they'll grow out into nicely sized mammaries like you see here." She lifted her own boobs slightly. "Yes, Sakura?"
"Exactly what purpose do breasts serve?" The pink-haired girl asked. "They seem like they would get in the way during a battle situation."
"Good question, and fair observation." Anko grinned. "If you know how to handle them, no, they won't be a hindrance at all. Some women bind their chests to keep them tightly packed in, while others, like me, just let them hang free. Different women have different methods for dealing with different boobs. While mine are fairly large, they don't hinder me in the slightest. Again, different women have different boobs."
"As for their purpose, well… Are any of you familiar with how cows feed milk to their young?" Finally, something Anko could relay to her students that they would get.
"With their utters, right?" One girl clarified.
"Correct." Anko called, pointing to the student who nailed the answer. "When a woman gives birth, her breasts act as 'udders,' which they can use to nourish their new baby." A few 'aww's could be heard from some of the more sensitive girls. They could probably picture themselves suckling Sasuke's baby.
"But it can be a little difficult to comprehend just how breasts can grow and develop." Anko continued. "You don't just go from flat as a brick to this." She gave her breasts a little bounce. "So today, I need three brave kids to step forward for me and show the progress they've made so far." She turned the lights up a little with a dimmer switch and checked the chests of the class. "You, you, and you." She said, pointing each girl in turn. Nervous, all three stepped forward. The girls who stepped forward were Emi, Sakura, and Hinata.
"Now, take off your shirts." Anko instructed. All three were very reluctant to do so, Hinata fiddling with the zipper of her thick tan coat, Sakura insisting that this was against some sort of law, and Emi just staying totally quiet, very pink-faced. "It's a requirement of the class. Just do it." Anko told them. Emi took many deep breaths, then pulled off her shirt, revealing a very flat, smooth chest.
"There, was that so bad?" Anko smirked. "And look, you don't even have anything to cover up! What're you so worked up for?" Sakura glared at her teacher, but zipped down her dress, reluctantly opening it up to show some very small mounds, very early in development. Her dress made them seem a little bigger than they actually were.
Just as Hinata removed her jacket, Anko was shocked at what she saw: rarely had she ever known a girl to be as developed as her at this young an age. Hinata then pulled off her shirt, and her breasts bounced a little as they were freed of the dark shirt she wore.
"And the bra. Lose that too." Anko told her. And with serious reluctance this time, Hinata fumbled with the hooks on the back of her bra, and the full size of her boobs was made pretty clear.
"Well, there you have it." Said Anko with finality. "You see Emi here's perfectly smooth, a bit of a late bloomer, but that's alright. Everyone grows at their own pace. Then we have Sakura, whose boobs just starting to become boobs, and Hinata, who's quiet clearly an early bloomer. Hinata, do you recall when you started growing?"
"Um, about 7?" Hinata squeaked.
"Seven? I've known girls starting at around nine, but seven?" Anko thought wildly. She didn't dare say this aloud, for fear of upsetting one or all of her 'volunteers.' "Okay, you can return to your seats. And shirts." She finished. The girls gladly covered themselves back up and went back to their seats. "Anyway, as I said before, no matter how big breasts get, they won't be able to be 'milked' until the girl in question has given birth, unless something is seriously wrong with you. In which case you should probably see a doctor." She broke off from her lecture to see Hinata standing really still in front of the teacher's desk.
"Uh, Hinata, you can go back to your seat now." Anko whispered to her.
"Ah, yes. S-sorry." Hinata squeaked, getting back to her cushy seat. When class had ended and the girls had left, Anko pulled Hinata aside.
"So what was it you wanted to say before?" she asked.
"Well, um… how do I talk to boys?" Hinata stuttered. "I'm too nervous to talk to Na… Um, to the person I love, and um…"
"Don't worry too much about it." Anko smiled, giving Hinata a reassuring pat on the shoulder. "Just try as best you can. Besides, let me let you in on a little secret…" She leaned closer to Hinata and whispered, "This boy you love, he likes large breasts."
To be continued…
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