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Couple's Therapy	By : sasunarulover527 Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 992 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor do I make any profit from writing this story

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Warnings: AU, OOC, OC, M/M, Swearing

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

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"Why the hell do I need to attend therapy? Therapy is for crazy people and I'm not crazy." Tsunade growled at Naruto but the blonde didn't back down. "I'm not going."

"Do you want to get expelled brat?" it wasn't really a question and Naruto knew that.

"Fine." the blonde mumbled.

"Uchiha, do you have any problems with that?" Sasuke didn't answer."I'll take that as a no, good you both have an appointment at 4 and I expect to hear good news. Now got out of my office." Tsunade gave Sasuke a piece of paper which gave them directions on how to get there. Both teens left the room in silence and walked out into the play ground. The atmosphere was awkward between them.

"Sooo..." Naruto broke the silence. "Where we going?"The blonde was met with silence. "Great, how do we get there?" Again the blonde was met with silence. Naruto sighed irritated with his one side conversation. "Seriously are you just gonna not answer me and sulk like a 5 year old."

"Just shut up and follow me."

"What's shoved at your ass?" Sasuke stopped and turned around to glare the blonde. "Oh wait it's probably a ten foot pole that’s stuck there Permanently." the blonde grinned as he saw Sasuke's glare turn deathly.

"Moron." Sasuke turned back around and continued walking, ignoring the blonde as he made his way into town. The blonde wondered where the he'll they were going. They arrived at a nine storied building, the windows were tinted blue and there were cars outside.

They both entered the building and walked up to the receptionist; she had beach blonde hair with golden brown eyes and pale skin. She immediately hung up the phone when her eyes caught sight of the Uchiha. A small blush appeared on her cheeks as they approached and the wiped down her tops getting rid of anything on it. Her mouth opened to speak but was cut off by the Uchiha.

"I’m looking for Natori Yumi." Sasuke watched as the girl started mumbling something about the fifth floor, the raven rolled his eyes, he was used to his kind of behavior around him but it still irritated him. They both walked into the elevator and the blonde pressed the number 5 button.

"Isn't this like illegal or something?" Naruto asked while the raven raised an eyebrow. "You know sending us out to find this therapist person or whatever when the school should hire one for us." the blonde didn't get a reply, a sigh escaped Naruto's mouth as the elevator doors open.

There was another receptionist which they went to and asked for the same person. She told them to take a seat, and they should be called out soon. Naruto looked around and saw some other people there, the blonde found it weird how they were all in twos and kinda looked like they were lovers that hated each other by the way none of them would look at each other.

A couple exited an office smiling at each other while the receptionist told Naruto and Sasuke to go through. They both got up and walked in. It was a plain office nothing to fancy, the Walls were a cream colour. There was a palm coloured desk with a whole bunch of papers/files and a computer. In front of the desk were two chairs and in the right hand corner there was two filing cabinets and in the left hand corner there was a small plant. On the right to the desk there was a book shelf full of books and pictures of different people. On the left to the desk was a small bin full of paper.

Behind the desk sat on a chair was a girl probably in her late twenties, early thirties. She had black with tints of red hair and with brown eyes; her skin was pale with a pair of glasses sat on her nose. Her attention stayed on the file in front of her as the door to her office opened.

Both teens stood there awkwardly until Naruto coughed and she looked up. She told them to take a seat while she got up and walked over to the filing cabnet to get something out and returned back to her seat.

"Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke?" they both nodded

"Interesting." she mumbled as she took of her glasses. "Okay so let's get started, why are you both here?"

"Because the old hag forced us too." Naruto answered.

"Old hag? I'm guessing you mean Tsunade but what was the reason you both were sent here?"

"I don't know." the blonde mumbled while Yumi sighed.

"Fine when did this relationship start?" she asked.

"Relationship?" Naruto asked seeming confused while Sasuke raised an eyebrow. Yumi looked at them before realizing neither of them knew what she was going on about. She changed her question.

"Sorry wrong question, when did the problems between you two start?"

"Some time ago." Naruto answered, it was either she was so hard to talk to or both of them hated the idea of talking.

"Listen, I suggest you both tell me what on earth you won't speak to each other or even give me some kind of answer that would actually help or wise you’re wasting my time and I'll send back a horrible report to...."

"It started when we started secondary school" Yumi smiled as he had finally got the blonde one to talk. "the tem-" Sasuke growled. "I'm sorry Sasuke would always start arguments with me, for some odd reason."

"And how long have you been together for?" she asked.

"Since we both attended secondary school.”

"But your arguments started when you went to secondary school." she raised an eyebrow as Naruto looked at her weirdly.

"Erm yeah so?" She stared at the boys carefully before coming to a conclusion. They don't have a fucking clue this is a couple's therapy session. She smirked as her eyes looked back at the files in front of her.

"Nevermind. So Tsunade has been telling me that you have petty arguments for quite some time, any idea why you both have the need to bicker at each other like an old couple.”

“Hey! We are anything but a couple.” Naruto stated.

“I want you to act out an argument which seems like an everyday argument, anything would be fine.” She ordered. Naruto thought before waiting for Sasuke to say the first thing. The room was silent as they each waited for the other to speak first. Naruto being Naruto said the first thing on his mind.

“Hey teme, why is your face so emo-looking all the time, some would think that there are pins permanently stuck making you look like a walking corpse.” Naruto spoke.

“Why is your face so repulsive all the time, some would think you were born permanently like that.” Sasuke retorted. The tanned boy cleaned and unclenched his fists as he wanted to punch Sasuke into the wall right this minute but he was not going to be the first one to crack.

“Why are you so unemotional all the time, some would think you were born without a conscious, and grew up to be the cold fucking bastard you are.”

“Why are you so immature all the time, some would think you have mental problems.”

“Why are you so irritating all the time, some would think that it is your natural charisma.”

“Why are you so annoying all the time, some would think that is your only talent.”

“WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKIN-”

“Okay, I think I’ve had enough of that.” She interrupted them before it had gotten any worse. “I think I’ve guessed one of the problems between you, by the way you look at each other and your tone of language to each other, some would say it is obvious and one of the most common reasons why people argue and hate on each other.” both teens looked at her waiting for the answer.

“You’re both jealous of each other.” Sasuke scoffed while Naruto snorted.

“Ha, yeah right.” Naruto commented.

“I’m only judging by what I’ve seen today so if you really believe I am wrong then prove me wrong.” She commented before handed them each a piece of paper and a pen. “I want you to write 2 things you like about the other person and one thing you dislike and wish about the other person and I want you to say it to each other and facing each other.” Naruto frowned there wasn’t anything he liked about that stupid bastard. He turned his head to see Sasuke staring at the paper without writing anything. Guessing he had the same problem.

Yumi stared at them both and there was a good ten minutes before they each started writing something. They both had gave her the pens and Yumi asked Sasuke to go first.

“I like…” there was a long pause before Sasuke started talking again. “his nails and his forehead.” What the fuck my nails?

“You can’t even see my forehead.”

“Exactly.” Sasuke replied and carried on. “ I dislike everything about him and I wish he would choke on the words that his loud mouth speaks.” Naruto scoffed and Yumi rubbed her forehead as she asked Naruto to speak.

“I like his eyebrows and his ear. I dislike the fact that he exists and I wish he would go jump of a fucking cliff and die.” The tension between the teens raised as the silence went on.

Well this is awkward. Yumi thought as you opened her mouth to speak

“Well saying you both have issues with each other is an understatement. There is something definitely wrong with the way you act with each other, it’s not normal problems coup- I mean teenagers have with each other. Can you each think of anything that started off this hate relationship?” she asked and waited patiently for the teens to remember.

“I don’t know. I can’t remember.” Naruto answered it seemed he was the only person who wanted to answer her questions. Yumi looked over at Sasuke who was staring at her with a blank face. He’s right the guy is unemotional all the time.

“What about you Sasuke-kun?” his face changed slightly and looked a bit more alive but still unemotional.

“Hn.” Yeah cause ‘hn’ is actually an answer isn’t it. She rolled her eyes at her own thoughts. Sometimes she could be a real bitch.

“I think you’re going to have to explain what a ‘hn’ means?”

“Hn.” Oh dear lord. She decided she wasn’t going to get much more out of them so she decided, to end this topic here and start on a new one. She cleared her throat and began to speak

“It’s such a nice day today. Isn’t it Naruto-kun?” She had realized Naruto wasn’t paying attention and was staring out the window. “Naruto-kun?” She hit the table which caught the blonde’s attention.

“Huh? What?” Naruto seemed dazzled.

“Moron.” Naruto glared at the pale boy who seemed to be completely ignoring him. Yumi sighed for what felt like the 100^th time today.

“Forget it. It wasn’t important.” She had never dealt with teenagers before most of the people she helped were in their forties or thirties and actually seemed like they wanted help. “Now the first step is to stop with the name calling, for every time you want to insult each other replace the word you would normally use to something different. I don’t care if you don’t want help but I am not going to waste my time, so I will do whatever to help out both.” Naruto nodded while Sasuke decided to stare at the wall. “I believe this is your last week of school before the summer holidays and if things does not improve in the tinniest way I have no other choice but to give you my ultimate therapy which always works and trust me you will both hate it, I will be contacting your school and asking the teachers to fill out reports about you every day. I am hoping to see some sort of improvement. I will see you back on Friday at 4pm.” They both nodded and left the room. She picked up her phone and dialed a number. A woman answered moodily and you would only need to have one guess to know who it is.

“Tsunade?”

“Who else would it be?” She rolled her eyes; no one seemed to be in a good mood today.

“Didn’t you care to inform me that the two teens you sent me had no idea this was a couple’s therapy session?” She could practically hear the smirk forming on Tsunade’s lips as her tone of voice changed.

“Well I didn’t think it would be that important. Besides why on earth do you care?”

“Well I didn’t particularly like the crazy and confused looks I was receiving so yes it was important.”

“Well why are you complaining? I thought this could be a break from all the hard work you’ve been doing. Heh, do whatever you want with them. I just want them to stop arguing. Have some fun.”

“Well for some reason, I think this will be my most difficult challenge yet and you sent me the Uchiha Sasuke? Really?” She could hear slurping on the other end of the line. Trust the old lady to be drink alcohol while speaking to someone on the phone.

“I completely forgot about that.”

“Oh well it’s too late now, and seriously what is wrong with your kids? They gave me god knows how many headaches in one session.”

“Heh, well good luck!” Tsunade hung up, she was drunk, she was definitely drunk. She was never too enthusiastic about anything, hell she never said good luck to anyone. Even if you was dying on a table she’d probably say something along the lines of ‘get a grip and fight for your life baka!’.

She looked through her appointment list before calling the next couple in.

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Naruto walked home by himself, Sasuke had walked a different way and so he was left walking down the dirty street by himself, as he approached his home he slowed down. He hoped to god that Kyuubi wasn’t home yet and was still at work. Who knows what would happen if he was at home and the first thing he would ask was why Naruto was late and he couldn’t exactly tell him that he was attending therapy because they all thought he has mental problems with a certain someone and he needed to get them sorted out.

It was a small house, only had three bedrooms and was made out of bricks which hadn’t been painted, so his home was a reddish brown colour. He was outside and noticed a red Ferrari outside and that meant his brother was home. He wasn’t rich he just had a brother who worked in a high paying job.

He walked up the pathways and stairs, got his keys out from his pockets and opened the door. He went inside and closed the door quietly just in case his brother was sleeping. He crept up the stairs and of course this is Naruto when is he ever lucky.

“Naruto…” He heard a deep voice coming out from the living. The blonde sighed as he went down the stairs and into the living room. He saw Kyuubi sitting on the sofa in a black suit with a glass of champagne in his hand. He walked in front of him and sat down on the table that was in the middle of the living room. He had a stern expression which could scare anyone but the blonde was used to it. He had shockingly red hair with bangs covering his left eye; his had ivory skin with crimson eyes. He was slender with broad shoulders and was over 6 foot tall. “Where have you been?”

“I’m sorry aniki; I got kept behind at school.” Naruto knew Kyuubi knew he was lying, after all his older brother did study psychology and learned how to tell if someone was lying or not and he could see straight through me. His expression softened by the tinniest, tinniest bit.

“Just make sure it doesn’t happen again.” He stood up and before he left the room he mumbled something quietly but loud enough for Naruto to hear “The school called again.” The blonde could hear the disappointment in his voice. Naruto sighed and left the living room and went upstairs into his room.

He felt bad, really bad. It’s not that Kyuubi’s a bad person but ever since their parents dies he’s become a bit more distant and cold when they were younger they weren’t that close but they did somewhat talk to each other more but something’s changed and Naruto guessed it was because when their parents died Kyuubi didn’t have enough time to grieve, he was forced to look for a job and earn enough money to look after the both of them and so both of them grieved by themselves.

He collapsed on the bed and fell asleep it was a long day and he guessed that tomorrow wasn’t going to be any better.

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Ahh I’m soooooo sorry I’ve been MIA for such a long time. I’m been busy and our laptop broke and bla bla bla I’m not going to bore you with the details.

I don’t have a beta so if I have any grammar or spelling mistakes I’m sorry I suck at grammar.

Erm, I sort of threw an OC in because I didn’t really have a character for the therapist so that was a last minute decision so ‘I hope none of you are angry.

Anyways thank you to everyone who reviewed I really appreciated them and I hope to hear from you all again.

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