The Search for the Uchiha Matriach | By : diamondsy Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female Views: 6928 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0 |
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What do you want?" Kakashi asked bluntly, his uneven eyes boring at Sasuke's.
"I want the profiles of all eligible kunoichis within my age bracket," Sasuke replied with that deadpan voice of his.
"I wanna get married," he added nonchalantly.
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Kakashi appeared unfazed, "I can't say I was -"
THUMP!
The Hokage's normally blank face paled.
Sasuke leapt to his feet, unsheathed his sword and sliced Kakashi's desk into two. "Karin," he said, simply, looking down at the cowering woman. I should have known. The room smelled of sex. Only she can hide her chakra that well.
When Kaguya was defeated, Team Hawk disbanded and went their separate ways. Jugo lived to be a monk at Konoha's monastery. Suigetsu returned to his village and joined the Swordsmen of the Mist. Karin, refusing to leave Sasuke's side, followed him to Konoha - that was until she saw Kakashi. It was love at first sight (again) for her and she scrambled to apply as Hokage's secretary.
Without missing a beat, she was on her feet and stuck her face close to Sasuke's, "WHAT?! You're getting married?! To whom?!"
Ignoring her and her state of undress, Sasuke drawled on, "I see you found some use for this woman, after all. Now, sensei, the profiles?"
Quickly regaining his composure, the Seventh Hokage stood up to face Sasuke eye-to-eye, "As I way saying, I can't say I wasn't expecting this. I had been waiting for you to come here since Naruto announced his engagement."
Sasuke scowled at his sensei's remark. What was that supposed to mean? "So, you'll give it to me, then?" he pressed on.
"No," Kakashi said flatly.
He leaves me no choice, then. "Not even for a mint copy of Naruto's unpublished continuation of Jiraiya's unfinished manuscript of Icha-Icha Paradise: Sex and the City?" The last Uchiha smirked. That was his trump card. Naruto had sent him a copy yesterday. He was never into that sort of thing but Naruto insisted that he must have a copy.
Kakashi's mouth dropped as he watched Sasuke pull a red, familiarly-covered book from the inside of his Kimono. "You want it?" Sasuke asked. Kakashi nodded his head frantically like an obedient puppy. "Give me the files. I'll make sure nobody else knows about this. It will be our little secret."
"KAKASHI! DON'T ALLOW HIM TO PUSH THROUGH WITH IT! BESIDES, NARUTO SENT YOU A COPY!" Karin exclaimed.
Damn that bitch. Sasuke clenched his fists Kakashi turned to her.
"It's in the desk that... Sasuke sliced into two..." Karin trailed off, bowing her head in defeat.
"This is the first edition, sensei, complete with a two-page spread illustration. Do you want to know how it ends?" Sasuke teased, "The guy finds out that the girl he fell in love with needed a heart transplant and he's the only compatible person so-"
"Alright! Alright! You got me!" Kakashi relented, covering his ears. Damn that book. he thought to himself, remembering how he was beaten with a similar ploy four years ago. Turning to Karin, "Karin, the files."
The pink-haired sensor scrambled to the file cabinet and returned with a fat envelope. Kakashi took it and laid its contents on a nearby table. It contained several folders and one databook.
"You may leave," he told the flustered Karin. She was about to protest but seeing his serious face, she conceded. "I had intended to give this to you as reward if you beat me in in a bell-test - but I guess this settles it," Kakashi chuckled.
Sasuke forced back a smile as he remembered the bell test he had with Sakura and Naruto. They held the pride of being Kakashi's only students. "My, my, a lot of you have grown so much," Kakashi mused, browsing the folders. "There. I have about 25 kunoichis' files here. I can't let you take all of these home so I'll just ask you: What do you want in a wife?"
Favorite Quote. Favorite Food. What is this - a fucking slumbook? Sasuke thought to himself as he leafed through the databook. "I want someone coming from a powerful clan worthy of the Uchiha bloodline, someone good enough to be my wife," he replied.
"You know very well, Sasuke, power isn't everything," Kakashi replied firmly, looking his student straight in the eyes.
"I know. Don't misunderstand. I simply wish to continue to legacy of the Uchiha. Besides, it would boost Konoha's military power to have a hybrid of two powerful clans' kekkei genkai, wouldn't it, Hokage-sama?" Sasuke answered quietly, stressing the title.
Kakashi sucked in his breath. Sigh. Some things never change. "Sasuke, you are one of my only students. You're like a son to me, now. You know that, right? I don't want you rushing off into marriage just because your friend-"
"Kakashi. I've thought this through. This is not just something I cooked up a while ago. Do you remember what I told you when we met four years ago? I was wrong to be vengeful. I have changed. I wish to rebuild my clan - now, in the right way. I will not marry her immediately. I will get to know her first. I... I wish to be-" Sasuke swallowed the word, 'loved.'
"I am different, now," the young man added simply.
The Hokage paused. Sasuke... "Very well. I can think of five suitable kunoichi," he said, laying out five folders. "Hyuga Hinata, the heiress of the Hyuga Clan, user of Byakugan. Yamanaka Ino, incumbent head of the Yamanaka clan, daughter of the late Intelligence Commander of Konoha. Inuzuka Hana, sister of Kiba, head veterinarian of Konoha, also a master of ninja hounds. Tenten, surname unknown, a weaponsmaster. Last is..."
"Sakura," Sasuke finished for him.
"No. It's Uzumaki Karin - but I doubt you'll want her anymore," Kakashi said, grinning lecherously.
Noting Sasuke's raised eyebrow, "Sakura's dating Rock Lee," he added as coup de grace. Sasuke was never one to be surprised but this was beyond mortifying. His eyes bulged out. Fuzzybrows? Bob-head's look-alike. That goofy jerk? She picked him as a replacement for me?!
Gleefully taking in Sasuke's reaction, he coughed and continued, "As Hokage, I highly recommend Hyuga Hinata. Her personality clashes the least with you. She comes from the currently most powerful clan in the village. Also, she is the future head. An alliance between your clans will prove favorable to yours. However, the choice is entirely up to you."
"I told you you cannot take these home but-" Kakashi rearranged the five folders and handed them to Sasuke, "I trust you."
"Thank you, Kakashi," Sasuke bowed to the Hokage and left in a puff of smoke.
He really has grown. And you know what? Sasuke, I want you to be happy, too. Kakashi smiled beneath his mask. This smile quickly faded when he remembered something. Fuck. He forgot to give me the Icha-Icha book!
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