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How I Became Gay	By : HeartlessArchAngel Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1209 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor any of its Characaters, if i do there's going to be lot of man sex on it...but I don't so there's none. I also don't make any money from writing this...wish I do...but I don't.

Chapter List
- 1-How I Became Gay
- 2-II
- 3-III
- 4-IV
- 5-V
- 6-VI
- 7-VII
- 2
- 3
- 4
How I Became Gay
By: Late-Sleeper

Note: Not yet beta-read!!! I repeat not yet
beta-read.

Chapter 3: �then it
all began�

Good thing Sakura forced Sasuke to sit between us. That way Sakura�s
vision is monopolized solely by the Uchiha, and
somehow she forgot lil� ol�
me.
I glanced at Sakura who was purring and gushing like a cat
in heat as the Uchiha bastard sat their impassively,
grunting every now and then in annoyance.
I gave a soft sigh but remained silent.
I�m aiming to blend into my
surrounding so Sakura would forget about me
existing.
�Why did you call me here again, Haruno?�
Sasuke grunted and pulled his arm off Sakura�s death grip. I almost strangle
him for his rudeness.
�Why don�t we order?� Sakura hurriedly called the waiter;
totally ignoring the bastard�s question on which Sasuke only shook his head in
exasperation. The ass!
Good thing the waiter was such a cutie that my anger
dissipated a bit as I checked her ass discretely.
I grinned a bit when she swayed her hips as she walked away
after getting our orders.
�Why didn�t you order anything Sasuke-kun?�
�Because I�m going.�
�But Sasuke!!� Sakura whined and I
felt a bit sorry for her.
�I�m just wasting my time here. I thought you said you have
something important to tell me?�
Sasuke snapped angrily at Sakura. �I
cringed at his biting tone. Creep!
Sakura gave a sad smile but took her hands off Sasuke. She
pouted a bit but that didn�t work for the Uchiha Bastard, if she did that to me maybe she have gotten
what ever she wished for. Sadly, her pout and puppy dog eyes were
all directed to a heartless person�that is, if he still qualifies as a
human being.
Seeing no positive response from the
bastard Sakura face-hardens and gave an apologetic smile on my way. I
felt a sinking feeling at that smile.
She�s going to do something�
�Of course I really have something to tell you�I�m going to
introduce you to my friend.� Sasuke gave a quizzical look on Sakura�s way,
eyebrow cocking up. Sakura beamed at him and in a flash leaned down towards the
Uchiha to grab onto my arm. I yelp in surprise. �Meet
my friend Naruto. He�s gay!�
Fuck.
Sakura still beaming, raved at Sasuke at how cute I am and
how many boys wanted to get into my pants.
She also a vivid detailed on how my ass looks like in skinny
jeans and how both men and women drool on the sight of my ungodly ass.
I was being pimped!
By my girl friend, my closest friend at
that.
Somehow, I feel so violated.
And I feel like crying.
Sasuke gave me sidelong glances with a frown etched on his
handsome face. I guessed he was studying me for a minute or two as he listened
to Sakura�s babble and her non-subtle
attempt on pimping me.
Shameless bitch.
I didn�t hear what the hell they
were saying as I tried my hardest to ignore them. Heh,
ignorance is bliss. The less I know the less awkward it would be for me.
I tried drowning Sakura�s voice with the soft music on the
background and I focused my attention on the waitress
who�s making cute faces at�
Heh,
You�ve guess it.
To the Uchiha
Bastard.
A tap on my shoulder suddenly jolted me from my pleasure
viewing of the cute waitress. I looked at my side and
was shocked to see Sakura was gone. I was about to ask the Uchiha
when he suddenly spoke up.
�She went to the bathroom.�
�Oh.� That�s all I answered. Very intelligible, right?
I played with my straw on my melting milk shake.
Awkward.
I looked at him and made a nervous smile. Really, I don�t know what to do. I prayed that Sakura would emerge
soon from the comfort room, but since we are talking about such a vain slut�it
would take her thirty minutes or so.
I gave a loud sigh and glanced back again to the cutie at
the counter when Sasuke had spoken once again, that caught me in surprise. �You�re
not gay.�
I snapped my head to face him. I think I twisted it too fast
that I might impinge a few nerves. �What?� I snapped at him
He just smirked and didn�t say a
thing.
I was perspiring like hell.
How did the bastard know my secret? Shit!
Still wide-eyed I tried to defend myself. �I�I�.anou�I�
Shit! Way to go. Yay me! That�s me being sarcastic.
Sasuke raised his brow, mocking me to say so otherwise. �You
were staring at the waiter�s butt longer than necessary. You were even drooling
at her breast.�
�I�I�You�I.�
Fuck! Now I�m screwed!
I glared at him and even contemplated on gagging him with
tissue and dragging him to a nearby wasteland and kill him there. Really, I
was. Unfortunately, it�s a weekend, so it means many
people may see me dragging the corpse of the Uchiha
in broad daylight.
The bastard smirk got wider and wider as my silent answer
just confirmed his little theory. Damn him and all the
geniuses in the world.
I was already on the brick of smashing his face with my bare
hands when lo and behold the queen of vanity had emerged from the bathroom in
less than five minutes. Heh, that�s
a new record.
�Oh, wow you�re two are talking now. How
wonderful.� Sakura gushed at us though I could hear some acid dripping
jealousy with every word she uttered. If only she knew what we were talking about.
The bastard smiled at her, which Sakura almost fainted.
�Yeah, me and�� Sasuke looked at me expectantly.
�Naruto.� I snorted at him. Damn bastard. At least remember my name.
�Yeah, Naruto and I are really getting along quite well.�
The bastard even dared to put his arms over my shoulder and pulled me towards
him. I wanted to puke at our closeness. Wonder what the hell
this bastard is thinking. �And we decided to be alone so that we could talk
more privately.�
�What?!� Both Sakura and I asked-slash-shriek
in unison as the fucking asshole smiled as though it was the most normal thing
in the world.
�You know. We need to know each other better. Right, Naruto-chan?�
�Like hel�� I was
cut off when the bastard face descended towards my face, my face heating
up with the sudden closeness. I could feel his breath tingling
my skin, making me blush�I mean�ah�fine, I was blushing.
�Play along or I�ll tell your secret.� The bastard whispered
to me.
I look at Sakura who was now exhibiting her ten different faces:
jealous, fury, angry, mad, mad, mad and more mad
faces. Heh, she might have thought we were doing
hanky funky just now.
�Hehehe�err�right. Umm�I think we
really need to be alone now Sakura.�
�Fine!� Sakura frowned and huffed
away leaving me and the grinning Sasuke behind.
When Sakura was no longer insight, Sasuke took away his arm
and scooted as far, as humanly possible, away from me.
�Dobe.�
�Teme.�
I glared at him with contempt as the bastard analyzed my
face with amusement.
�Here�s the deal, I want you to play along with me.�
�As if.�
�You don�t even have a choice, dobe.�
I frowned. Damn! He really knows my secret. Just my luck. God is clearly not on my side. Curse you
divine deity somewhere.
�What do I have to do?�
The bastard smirked at me as he leaned towards me. �I want
you to be my boyfriend.�
WHAT?!

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