My Boy Next Door

Disclaimer - I don't own Naruto or My Paranoid Next Door Neighbor. They belong to Kishimoto Mashashi and Kazuka Minami respectively; I'm just borrowing the characters and worlds and bending them after my own twisted pleasure.

Warning - Boyxboy, meaning yaoi. ooc characters, foul language, sexual situations and all that jazz.

Beta- This chapter is betaed by the fabulous and always wonderful Poisoned Phantom!

AN- As usual I want to start by thanking my marvellous reviewers, they are the absolutely best there is, thank you to:Timarena, Yue the Fox King, Sa-Chan, Kyra, ScarletxTeardrops, extraxxbender, KittyKatClaws, Valkyrie612, RoseWithoutAThorn, blur and Mickii! You guys are the best, you reviews and support really makes it fun to keep writing!

Mostly everyone who guessed who the mystery characters were, were correct. We get their identities in this chapter. Not so much naughtiness in this chapter unfortunally but I hope that you’ll enjoy it anyway.

Enough of me blabbing…On with the show!

Chapter 3.

Naruto was silently fuming as he walked behind a dark haired boy that by the way still hadn’t said who he was or where they were going. When Naruto had gotten to class Kiba and Haku had informed him that a person was looking for him, Haku had been all starry eyed talking about shiny silk hair but that wasn’t much of a surprise everyone knows that Haku is one big hair freak. Kiba had been more reserved and said that the guy seemed a bit stuck up and kind of fake. Anyway here Naruto was walking behind the boy down a corridor.

“What the hell is this?” Naruto thought while he was glaring daggers at the boys back. “Who is this guy who called me out of class? I don’t recognize him at all.”

Finally Naruto had enough. “Hey, where the hell are you taking me?” He shouted, and then he continued. “Oh and you’re going to fast, I can’t keep up. Slow down will you, you jerk!” Naruto was tired and insecure so he didn’t feel like being polite at the moment, besides this stupid guy hadn’t even introduced himself yet.

The boy turned around and gave a smirk towards Naruto. “Heh I’m sorry, it’s because my legs are so long compared to yours Shorty.” He said.

This statement did nothing to improve Naruto’s impression of the boy. “Who are you anyway? You don’t offer any greeting and then there’s this shut up and follow me attitude of yours, it’s getting really old.” Naruto said as he stopped following the boy. He wasn’t going to take another step until he got some answers.

“I said that I would tell you later.” The boy said with a sigh. “Damn you’re dumb and you whine like a little girl. Are you sure that you have a penis in those pants?”

“WHAT! “ Naruto screamed he was getting pissed off. This guy’s personality was even worse than Sasuke's.

Suddenly the boy’s (or creep like Naruto wanted to call him) eyes narrowed to small black slits and he moved closer to Naruto. “I can tell you as much as that it has to do with Uchiha-san. Does that give you any clue to what I want to talk about? We can’t talk about this in the hall so would you please grow a pair of balls and follow me…There’s someone who wants to meet you.” With that the creep boy turned around and started to stalk down the hall again.

“What is this?” Naruto thought as he reluctantly started to follow the boy again. “Is this guy from the advanced department? Jeez I have a really bad feeling about all of this.” Just then the boy creep stopped by a door with a sign on it that said teacher’s lounge. The boy knocked then opened the door without waiting for a reply and dragged Naruto inside with him. Naruto was beginning to feel really scared.

“Hey, I got him.” The boy said looking proud as he held Naruto’s wrist in a firm grip and walked further in to the room.

“Ahh, good job!” A silver haired male told the boy. The male was leaning casually against a table in the room. He was wearing black pants and a black turtle neck, he wore an eye patch and his silver hair was almost as unruly as Naruto’s own hair. The male saw that Naruto was looking him over and smirked as he took a drag of the cigarette that was placed between his fingers. “Welcome Uzumaki Naruto.” He said in a low deep voice.

Naruto didn’t know what to think. “W-what do you want? Who are you?” He asked nervously.

“Shall we introduce ourselves?” The dark haired boy asked as he moved closer to the male and put his head on the silver haired man’s shoulder. “I’m Ogishima Sai; I’m in Uchiha-san’s class. This is Hatake Kakashi-sensei, an English teacher in the advanced department. Isn’t he cool?” The boy asked with hero worship in his voice as he still leaned against the teacher. “Can I have a drag?” The boy named Sai asked his teacher and leaned in even closer. “Mmm you smell so good!” He added as he sniffed Kakashi-sensei’s neck.

“Idiot…” The teacher answered as he brushed Sai’s chin with his fingertips. “You can smoke when we’re alone.

Naruto felt as if he’d stepped into another dimension or as if he was on candid camera, he took a quick look around to see if he saw any camera’s…Nope none what so ever. “What is this?” He asked himself yet again. “Sasuke’s classmate and English teacher, it doesn’t seem like they have a normal relationship. I wish they would stop flirting in front of me… I mean he is a teacher after all.” Naruto felt himself growing beet red and again he cursed his inability to stop his blushes. He looked at the pair who stood there all calm and pointed a finger towards them.

“Ah…Ahh! Are you Sasuke’s homo friends???!!!” He screeched as realization dawned on him.

“Well,” Kakashi-sensei said while straightening up from his leaning position by the table. “That’s a rude way of saying it…And didn’t your mother teach you not to point your finger at people. You seem to have bad manners.” He puffed on his cigarette and continued. “I heard from Sai that Sasuke-kun had grown attached to someone and I wanted to know what kind of person they were. But as it turns out your just a brat with no inner sex appeal.”

“Brat…Who’s rude now?” Naruto thought but he didn’t know what to say in his defense so he just stood there quiet and blushing. He felt humiliated.

“Really a brat…?” Sai said. “I like him, he’s pretty. I’m just unsure that he actually has a penis.” Sai continued.

“Feh, he’s not my type at all.” Kakashi-sensei said dismissively. “How can that be any good for Sasuke-kun?” He said with a nod of his head towards Naruto.

“DON’T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE THAT!!!” Naruto exploded. “DID YOU BRING ME HERE JUST TO MAKE FUN OF ME???”

“Oooh look he snapped.” Sai said poking at Kakashi’s ribs. “Of course we didn’t bring you here to make fun of you.” He continued. “We’re simply interested in who Sasuke-kun is shacking up with.”

“W-what it’s not like that.” Naruto replied flustered. “He’s just boarding at my place.”

“Well you’re still living together so what’s the difference? Living together means that you can do it every day.” Sai said with an expressionless face.

“Don’t say weird things like that.” Naruto said while he was silently crossing his fingers behind his back. “Sasuke and I are just normal childhood friends… okay?

Kakashi stepped closer to Naruto with an intent look on his face. “If you are just friends…Then what’s with the mark on your neck? Isn’t that a hickey from Sasuke-kun?

Naruto’s hand went up to cover the hickey and he blushed even redder than before. “Ack from last night…Damn Sasuke and his biting.” Naruto thought.

Kakashi saw Naruto’s reaction and got an almost evil glint in his uncovered eye. “So it is his hickey then?” He stated as he stepped right up to Naruto and grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.

“Wait…What are you doing?” Naruto asked while squirming to get out of the teacher’s grip. “His eye is scary…” He thought beginning to feel afraid as Kakashi just held him tighter and pulled the shirt away from Naruto’s neck so that he could see it better.

“Aahh, right there…” Kakashi said, his voice just a husky whisper. “The mark of Sasuke-kun’s sexy lips…I-I’m envious.” The teacher said as he stared longingly at the purplish mark on Naruto’s neck. With a small yank he pulled Naruto even closer to himself.

“Let me taste it!!!” Kakashi hollered while trying to lick the hickey.

Naruto struggled for his life and to his embarrassment he felt tears starting to rise in his eyes. “WAAAAH! Something is really weird with this teacher.” He screamed. “What’s wrong with this department?”

Naruto was finally released when Sai came up and hit Kakashi over the head with a rolled up newspaper. “Okay teach, that’s enough!” He said.

“How rough Sai…” Kakashi said pouting and rubbing his head, but he did step away from Naruto.

“So the fact that you have a hickey, does that mean that you got some action?” Sai asked curiously.

“Of-of-of course not! Naruto stated. “Sasuke just jerked me off…” He added to himself.

“But he sucked on your neck right?” Sai inquired. “You must have done something?

“No, this was done against my will.” Naruto explained. “Why would I want to do anything with that jerk anyway?”

Kakashi stepped up to Naruto again and twisted his ear. “Hey, don’t refer to Sasuke-kun like that! That’s why you’re a brat!” He roared.

“What are you to Sasuke?” Naruto asked rubbing his now red and tender ear.

“Kakashi-sensei claims that Sasuke-kun is his favorite dish.” Sai said pointing towards the teacher who was now actually blushing a light pink and rubbing his hands together.

“He’s all kinds of crazy!” Naruto thought as he took a small step backwards away from the weird pair.

“I like his personality too” Kakashi said with a small giggle. “Oh dear God a giggle…From a grown man….” Naruto shivered.

Kakashi continued. “With those cold, contemptuous eyes…Ah he’s so sexy that even in class he makes me ache down there. Oh and those long legs, always folded with ease… I want you to step on me Sasu-chan!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Okay, he’s not just crazy and weird…He’s a fucking pervert to!” Naruto thought to himself as he continued to back even further away from the man who was now embracing himself, making kissy noises and mumbling something about Sasu-chan and stiletto heels on his back… Naruto did not want to know any more of that freak’s fantasies.

“I’m…I’m leaving now.” Naruto said, turning around and trying to make a break for the exit. His running away plans were foiled by a hand on his shoulder.

“Uzumaki wait.” Sai said. “Let’s chat some more.” He said, slipping his arms around Naruto’s waist from behind.

“No…No break’s almost over, I have to get back to class.” Naruto said trying to sound calm but his heart was beating wildly.

“Aww, that’s too bad.” Sai said hugging him tighter. “Next time then…” He said licking the shell of Naruto’s ear (not the one twisted by Kakashi).

“Now I completely understand the reason Sasuke told me, never to come here again.” “Please let me go” Naruto hated himself for sounding so weak in front of these bastards but he just wanted to get out.

Sai’s hands wandered lower and he caressed Naruto’s waist and thighs. “You have such slender hips,” He whispered. “Can I feel if you really have a dick down there?”

“A-ah, stop it!” Naruto really didn’t want to be here anymore.

Sai laughed and released him. “I’m sorry; it’s just that you have such innocent reactions.”

Kakashi stepped forward again having finally composed himself from his dirty day dreaming. He lit another cigarette and said: “It doesn’t look as if you’re sleeping with Sasuke-kun, but there’s some petting at the very least.”

“Petting?” Naruto asked with wide eyes.

“Hmm, he’s really into that...Good aren’t they, his hands?” Kakashi continued with a sly look in his eye.

“What is he trying to say” Again Naruto had no idea how to reply to these statements.

“The mark on your neck, you got it in the middle of doing that, didn’t you? Sasuke-kun is a surprisingly wild kisser.” Sai said while studying Naruto’s hickey.

“Y-you mean…No way!” Naruto didn’t know what to say but his heart suddenly started hurting.

“Precisely!” Sai stated. “Sasuke-kun is our sexbuddy!”

“That’s exactly how it is!” Kakashi chimed in happily with sparkles all around him.

“Our sexbuddy” Naruto thought about yesterday when Sasuke had asked him if he was worried about whom Sasuke had been with. “I might be pathetic but I really did not want to know this about Sasuke…”

Sai took a hold of Naruto’s face with his fingers and looked straight into his eyes. “So you and Sasuke-kun are childhood friends?” He asked.

“Yeah, that’s right. What about it?” Naruto replied maintaining eye contact.

“You’ve been with him since you guys were in diapers then?” Sai asked, Naruto nodded and Sai then continued. “But by now…Don’t you think that we know a lot more about him than you do?”

Naruto was getting angry but he couldn’t really argue with Sai’s statement, he didn’t know who Sasuke was anymore. “You guys are getting really damn annoying! You three can do whatever the hell you like! Why would I care…I’m leaving!” Naruto screamed as he stalked to the exit, walked out of the teacher’s lounge and slammed the door behind him… A few second went by and then Naruto opened the door again and stuck his head in “Hey, and don’t come bothering me again! Got it!” He screeched and before he got an answer he slammed the door shut again.

Inside the teacher’s lounge two people stood looking dumbstruck. “See, I told you” Kakashi said to Sai “No sex appeal at all…”

Sai just sighed and shook his head.

oo—oo—oo

Naruto ran through the corridor towards his class room and skidded inside just as the bell rang. He was out of breath because he’d really hurried to make it on time.

“Hey Naruto you’re back!” Haku said looking relieved. “What happened with that guy? Did you know him? Did he tell you what kind of shampoo he uses?” Haku was just bubbling with questions.

Naruto clenched his fists but answered, “No…No nothing happened. Anyway let’s hang out before going home today okay!”

Both Kiba and Haku seemed very glad that Naruto wanted to spend time with them and they happily agreed to hanging out after school. Maybe then Naruto would tell them what was troubling him and they could help him. Both Haku and Kiba hated that their best friend didn’t seem to want to confide in them, this outing could change that. The three of them chatted about what they would do and where they would go after school until the teacher came and class started.

True to himself Naruto tuned out the teacher and was thinking to himself instead. “I asked the guys to hang out after school because I really don’t want to walk home with Sasuke today. I didn’t want to hear what those freaks told me…I didn’t want to hear any of it. I don’t understand, I don’t care about Sasuke…But then why does it hurt so much?”

oo—oo—oo

Sasuke was sitting in class listening to a teacher drone on and on about the iron age and society then when he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. He looked around and when he saw that no one was watching him, he fished the phone out lifted the lid and checked his message. It was from Naruto.

*To Sasuke the perverted bastard. Go home without me today! I don’t even want to look at your false face!!!!!*

Sasuke blinked a few times and reread the text message. “What the fuck!” He thought. What the hell had happen since this morning to make Naruto so pissed at him? Oh, he would walk home alone alright and then he would wait…Whatever it was that had made the Dobe get his panties all in a twist…Sasuke knew that he could fix it, he had to. If the Dobe didn’t cooperate his whole plan would go to hell. Sasuke could not let that happen, not after coming this far…

AN- Ta da…That was chapter three for ya. So what do you think that Sasuke’s plan is? How will he make it right with a pissed of Naruto? The naughtiness will be back next chapter, I promise! Thank you so much for reading and please review…