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Read the Fine PrintChapter OneHow it Began	By : YaoiSmutMaster Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1157 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto characters, nor do I profit from this story. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, who has a younger twin brother.

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Disclaimer: I own none of
these characters. I write the characters according to my own views about them.
In addition, I write them how I think they will react in the situations I place
them in. So please refrain from leaving reviews
stating they are OOC, since each person interprets such things differently.

My love
once again, goes to the beautiful kakashizgir l:kiss:

Now this
chapter has a little nostalgia for me, all I am saying, is I was bad ass kid LOL

In
addition, there is an extra warning:

Slight
Prostitution- take it as you will LOL

Same
Warnings as last chapter:
Plotless, Insane, Lacks
Common Sense, AR, Bad Language and Very Bad Humor

Thanks
for all the reviews :D I will comment at the end of
this chapter

Chapter 3
Interesting
Shopping

The
boys decide to stop at one of the villages in the Land of Rain. They heard that
this one in particular, has an extensive sexual specialty shop. Walking in, it
is like going into an adult toy store, a store of Jiraya and Kakashi-sama�s
dreams! There are things there they have never seen nor heard of before, which
is everything; they feel like such losers.

They
go up to the shopkeeper, a wizened long-haired man
that made Jiraya-sama look like a saint, and inquire where the book section is.

�Are
you browsing or looking for something more specific� he leers.

�We�re
looking for books on�male sex,� Kiba whispers nervously.

The
shopkeeper�s eyebrows shoot up into his hairline. His eyes dart to each boy in
amazement.

�Male
sex, eh? Wanna do a little experimenting, have some
fun?� He looks longingly at the boys.

�Yeah,
we do can you help us please?� Lee uses his innocent pleading look on the man.

The
man looks at Lee and sighs. He feels the boy has a true desire to learn with
his friends. After all he was a boy once, it would
have been nice to have some guidance.

What
a sucker!

�Of
course, of course, follow me.� He leads them to the other side of the store.

The
young shinobis have a hard time containing their awestruck expressions. They
would have never thought that many books could exist on such a subject! There
are books on everything from how to do mutual masturbation to the fine art of
tea bagging. Which books do they choose?

�Is
there anything in particular you would like to learn,� he says giving Kiba a
dirty lustful look.

They
look at each other before going into a huddle. After a time, they come to a
mutual decision; Sasuke speaks for all of them.

�Anal
sex, oral sex, and masturbation,� he says with a look of agonizing
embarrassment.

�Well
I recommend this one, it�s an encyclopedia on everything dealing with your
subject,� he says winking at Kiba. �Also, these two books for
a more in-depth study.�

He
hands the books to them, one was, �How To Milk Your
Lover Dry! Fellatio For The Novice� and another
entitled, �How To Have Cum Not Blood Running Out Your Ass! Anal Sex For The First Timer With 100 Positions!�

The
shopkeeper begins to pull copies for each boy, before Naruto stops him.

�Um,
we just want one of each of them,� he says quietly, looking around the store,
�there are other things we want to see.�

�Like
your lubricants,� Lee says with his head still stuck in the encyclopedia.

�Hmmm,
tell you what, your all so�cute and so willing to try new things,� he looks at
them particularly Kiba with blatant lust. �You pose for a picture, I will give
you these plus whatever else you want for free.�

The
little ninjas cannot believe their luck! Just pose for a picture and go on a
shopping spree! Life can�t get any better.
Unfortunately, youth breeds naivet�, they didn�t even
see it coming.

�If
you all agree, go near the display over there,� pointing to shelves full of
different kinds of dildos and dongs, �and undress... hopefully completely.�

They
stop mid-stride at the last words spoken. Get undressed?!
He can�t be serious! Well Kiba knows he is, because he
is the first one down to his fundoshi.

�Kiba,
you�re going to go through with this?!� Lee hisses at
him.

�Yep,
we need to save money remember,� he says straightening himself, �it�s just a
picture anyway, not like we�re bending over for him.�

�He
does have a point,� Naruto begins undressing as well, �but I am going to get
all I can out of his perverted ass!�

Lee
and Sasuke stare at their comrades; they are amazed at their lack of modesty.

�No
shame, neither one of you have any at all!� Sasuke sticks his nose in the air
and is about to walk out the store.

�You're
just ashamed of your body, I guess you just don�t look so hot without your
clothing,� Naruto teases mercilessly. �I think you�re doing us a favor.�

Sasuke�s
face gets so red; they think his head is going to explode. He looks at Naruto,
with such vehemence; the blond ninja actually begins to fidget.

Sasuke
goes right up to the display and tears his clothes off. �My body is and always
will be ten times hotter than yours.� Flexing his pale defined pecs and biceps, he struts to the middle of the display.

Lee
sees he is the only one still dressed, he gulps.

�Don�t
worry about it, innocent one, these three are enough,� the shopkeeper looks
condescendingly at him, �I don�t want to traumatize you.�

At
first, Lee breathes a sigh of relief, until he replays not what is said, but how it was spoken. Humph, he is no baby and his
innocence is on borrowed time anyway!

He
approaches his friends, undresses and stands at the other end of the display.

The
shopkeeper looks at them, he is a little disappointed that they still have
their fundoshis on, but seeing everything else, it
just adds to their allure. The shopkeeper thanks Kami for his great fortune.

Kiba
with his darker tanned skin and come fuck me eyes. Sasuke has his well-shaped
legs slightly apart, nicely defined arms crossed with a look of irritation
across his face, which makes him even more desirable. Naruto�s
bright innocent blue eyes, seductively hanging fundoshi showing golden curls,
makes the shopkeeper pant. Then Lee, looking like the twink he is, has his eyes shyly half-mast and his hands
tightly clasped in front.

�Stay
just like that sweeties,� he aims camera and takes four consecutive shots at
different angles.

He
then tells them to pick up a dildo; he does not care what they do with it. Just
seeing them hold one is enough to make him shoot. Taking four more pictures, he
asks them to turn around.

�For what?� Kiba asks, he does not trust the deviant.

�I
just would like a nice back view, is all,� he tries to sound seductive, but it
just creeps the boys out further. �I�ll make it
quick.�

The
young ninjas warily turn their backs to him, slightly peering over their
shoulder. The shopkeeper licks his lips like the lecherous old man he is and
snaps five pictures of the well-developed rears.

�Are
you quite through now?� Sasuke asks impatiently.

�Yes,
that about does it,� kissing the camera with ardor. �Go ahead boys help
yourself, you can stay like that if you like.�

The
boys stare at him as if he has six heads. There is no way in hell; they were
going to allow him to get off on them. Well, at least not in their presence.

�Thank
you, but that�s quite alright,� Lee says politely, �wouldn�t want to catch a
cold.�

The
others nod their heads empathetically; anything to get
the man at a safe distance.

The
shopkeeper shrugs-- at least he gave it his best shot. He walks towards
the back of the store. Once he is out of sight, the boys look at each other and
begin to laugh quietly. This adventure they're on is
bringing more and more interesting experiences their way.

�Well,
where do we start first?� Naruto asks, looking at the dildo curiously.

�From
the little I read �lubes� are very important in the main�act,� Lee blushes, but
he is starting to become more accustomed to the 'sex thing'.

So they look
around the store, searching for lubricants. Kiba finds them first and is outdone by the large selection.

�There�s
a lube for everything,� he says in awe. �Even different flavors and colors; at
least they make it interesting.�

�That�s
for sure,� Sasuke says, looking at one that purports to glow green in the dark.

They
all look through the selection picking the ones they like. After testing the
clear petroleum jelly, Kiba and Naruto fall in love with it. Both shinobis take
two large glass jars of it with small refillable containers.

�Uh
that�s a lot of jelly guys,� Lee says looking dumbfounded. �Do you really need
that much?�

�Hey,
it�s best to have too much rather than too little,� Naruto
says sagely.

Deciding not to argue with the dingy
blond, Lee returns to his search for compatible lube.

Sasuke
heads to a small display on the opposite wall. He has already picked his lube.
�I Chrysanthemum Zeri�, it has its own display,
sporting slogans like �Best for anal� and �Long lasting, very pleasant smell�.
Taking
a closer look, he sees the sign says anal plugs. Why would you want a plug
there?

�They
are supposed to make you feel comfortable with having something back� there��
Lee says shyly coming next to the Uchiha. �The big book recommends using them
and even tells you how.�

�If
you keep something up there, you won�t be a virgin anymore. Will you?� Naruto
asks.

�You're
still a virgin,� Sasuke says holding the plug up to his face, examining it,
�this is not the real thing.�

�Mmm,
I don�t know,� Kiba, scratches the back of his head, �I rather not use one.�

�Me
either,� Naruto shakes his head in agreement.

�Suit
yourself,� Lee picks up a 4x5 inch long beige butt plug, �I want the experience
to be as smooth and painless as possible.�

He
and Sasuke both get butt plugs and black studded harnesses. That way the plugs
will stay in place better, neither one of them think that getting the vibrating
kind is a good idea.

Kiba
grabs a long black dong and pokes Naruto in the head with it.

�Defend
yourself, you cur,� he says with drama.

Naruto
giggles and grabs a blue-ridged one that has a head on both ends.

�You
will never defeat me,� he slashes it at Kiba. �I�m invincible!�

Lee
and Sasuke watch this interplay with amusement. The more Sasuke watches the
more he wants to join in. Grabbing a dark thick purple dong with a suction cup,
he jumps into the fray.

�You
both will perish,� Sasuke slashes both them, causing them to knock over more
rubbery toys.

Lee
watches the �fight� with amusement and flinches when they knock something over.
He is thoroughly enjoying seeing his�family play.

The
fun is reaching its peak. Sasuke has Kiba on the ground, bonking him in the
head with the purple monstrosity. Naruto is poking Sasuke in the neck and they
are all laughing hysterically.

�Just
what do you think you�re doing?� the shopkeeper�s voice holds mirth but
seriousness as well.

The
boys scramble to their feet and look around. Boy did they make a mess! Luckily,
nothing is broken or beyond repair. They automatically begin cleaning up; Lee
is nice enough to join.

The
shopkeeper just chuckles to himself. Oh, how he would love to keep them; who doesn�t love rambunctious boys?

Once
they are finished cleaning up, they look around the shop, searching for more
interesting items.

Naruto
picks up a dick shaped lollipop that has a hand holding it.

�I
wonder how they taste.�

Kiba
wanders over to him and picks one up to examine.

�Let�s
find out,� he says, unwrapping the pop.

Lee�s
eyes widen as he sees Kiba lick up and down the sucker. It is embarrassing to
watch, but extremely erotic.

�How
does it taste,� Naruto has his lollipop halfway to his lips.

�Pretty
good, like raspberries,� smacking his lips, he picks up a few more to take with
him.

�Why
would you want your face covered? Can you even breathe in this thing?� Sasuke
is staring at a black leather bondage mask that zips the head. He is truly confused by people�s tastes.

�Maybe
so they don�t have to look at that person�s ugly mug,� Kiba plays with zipper.

�That�s
mean Kiba,� Lee admonishes.

�Hey!
Come here, look at this!� Naruto shouts from a couple yards away.

The
three ninjas hurry to him, but stop abruptly at what they see.

�I
would hate to accidently sit on that!� Sasuke holds his butt and slowly backs
away.

It
is a small purple chair with a dildo sticking out of it. The damn thing even
vibrates with a flick of a switch.

�Boys! These would
be good to have on hand,� the shopkeeper calls them to him.

Walking
up to him, the young ninjas see a table full of hose connected bottles and
oversized syringes.

�What
the hell are those?!� Kiba says looking a little frightened.

�These
are douches, specially made for the anus.�

He
hands each of them a syringe type douche. The boys examine them warily.

�They
clean you out back there,� he picks one up and squeezes the body, showing the
boys how it works.

�So
we shove these things up our butt and squeeze air in there?� Naruto as usual is
confused very easily.

�No,
no you have to use some type of solution or water.� The shopkeeper shows them
the variety he has of them.

�Hmmm,
like an enema, I guess that would make it less�
blocked.� Sasuke hides his blush behind a huge bottle of flower-scented
solution.

They
decide to take the man�s advice and take a couple bottles of scented solution
as well.

�Man,
you sure do have to put a lot of things back there, just to have sex.� Naruto
shakes his head; he cannot believe how much work is involved in this.

�Well
better safe than sorry, at least you will smell good there,� Kiba peers at a
little weird shaped object.

�Who
would buy such a hideous thing?!� Sasuke looks like he
wants to vomit.

The
other boys turn in his direction and feel the same nausea. There are these
�dolls� that inflate, but are so ugly, Lee wonders how a man can even get an
erection.

�No
way in hell I would pay anything, let alone that much for this crap! I don�t
think you can even give them a way!� Kiba fights the urge to use them for
shuriken practice.

Their
visit nearing an end, they pack all the goods they are taking. Passing a small
shelf, Sasuke stops cold and becomes excited.

�Look
aphrodisiacs! These might be of great help.�

He
picks up a small spray bottle; it has �lust� written in bold letters across the
top.

�Drives
men crazy with lust for the person wearing it,� he reads.

�That
will help, if it works that is,� Lee looks at the bottle skeptically.
Especially since it says, it is a hundred times stronger than natural
pheromones.

�It
works, just have to use a lot of it,� the shopkeeper says. �It doesn�t last
long though.�

Sasuke
decides to take it anyway, when it comes to his brother, he needs all the help
he can get. He then picks up a pill bottle full of bluish purple pills.

�Be
careful with those, young one,� the old man has a very serious look on his
face. �Those bring out the sexual beast in a man.�

Sasuke
looks at the bottle again, shrugs, and shoves it into his pack. He�ll take his chances with it.

The
young shinobis leave the store after thanking the dirty old man profusely. They
back out the door cautiously. Especially Kiba, that old man�s pinches hurt!

�Those
pills sound like they're very strong,� Naruto says once they are outside.

Sasuke
is a little nervous about the shopkeeper's warning, seeing Itachi like that,
like a beast. Watching his brother foam at the mouth, his
older brother�s red eyes glowing with animalistic lust, his brother stalking
him with feline grace before pouncing on him and�

�Sasuke
are you ok?� Lee is very worried about the Uchiha. All of them are actually. It
is as if he just blanked out, yet looks sweaty and flustered.

Sasuke�s
head turns to his friends quickly. �I-I�m fine, really,� and walks ahead, red
as a tomato.

The
other three look at him with tilted heads, wondering what the raven-haired
shinobi had been thinking.

�You
know what, I don�t think I want to know,� Kiba begins to follow Sasuke�s path.

Lee
and Naruto shrug and hurry to catch up. They still have quite the journey home
to complete.

Comments
to Reviews:

LunakaWren -Wow. Sasuke as a parent...god help the poor
little ones.
Aww I think Sassy
would make a sweet parent. He just needs a chance :D

*Snort* I can see miniture Lees with long hair
running around yelling YOUTH already.
LOL
LOL I can actually see that too! I think they will
have at least a little of Neji�s calm though, well hopefully~sweatdrop~

wish it had been GaaLee though...but he and Naruto go
well to.
~scratches
back of head~ Not really a fan of that pairing. I just
adore Gaara with Naruto, they are so much like kindred spirits to me:)

Wait...does this mean that Kiba/Shino's kids will have teeny tiny dogs running
around inside them O.o
LOL
LOL I really cracked when I read this! No I would hope not, that would be�interesting to say the
least=D

synergy08 -I am sooooooooo
looking forward to the next chapters. Perfect pairings.
I
am so glad you think so! :D These are some of my OTP�s. I hope the other
chapters please you as well:)

jess249 -Yay!
You got almost all my fav. couples!
x3
Oh cool! What
are your others?

Im kinda hoping that when
they do have sex, that Itachi, Shino, neji, and gaara will still remember xD

Cant wait for the next chapter ^^
Well�one
never knows ~looks sly~ I hope they do too actually.
Just think of the commotion!:O I hope you like the
next chapter.

kinkou -Hehehehe...
oh assuredly, this can't help but bring a chuckle to my day. This has
brightened up a very bad week. Thank you. I was almost thinkin
gItachi would be with Naruto since that's
even more suicidal, but Sasuke will be a far better choice. LOL.
It makes me so glad
that my crazy little story brightened your day :D I
hope the following chapters do that as well. Oh I am
not an Ita/Naru fan, I even
tried to read some stories and I just couldn�t do it D: I fail.

BlackMercy -Omg!!!! I'M bloody dying over here! this story is awesome--Naru-hime is absolutely original!! Can't wait for the next chappie. this fic is going to be amazing
Thank you for
enjoying my weird and strange humor ~blush~ Yeah the Naru-hime thing had to
done, LOL Sasuke had have a good comeback. I really hope the story does turn
out to be at least decent ~sweatdrop~ Thank you for
the confidence :D

Dragon -Wow.
This sounds very promising! I've never read a story
like this one before and I have to give it up to you for coming up with such a
unique idea. I'm really looking forward to your next update!!
I hope it continues
to sound promising to you :D I wanted to finally use
my own ideals when it comes to M-Preg Naruto-style
LOL I am really happy people think it has some merit.

shadowphoenix143 -Another great
chapter! At least they aren't jumping into this
without thinking and are making plans.
Well I tried to take
into account, that they are shinobis and that they would want this situation to
have a pleasant outcome. I know I would LOL I am happy you liked that chapter
and I hope this one was at least a little up to snuff :D
Are they going to find a way to leave the village
without becoming missing nin?
Oh that is the last of their concerns at this point. If
I was in their shoes, the village and everyone in it could kiss my ass at this
point. LOL As in the last chapter, their main concern, is surviving this
ordeal, to get pregnant and not have to face the alternative ~shivers~
�I'm sure if Tsunade knew all the facts then she could send
them on a 'long term mission' or something. Having Hunter Nin after them would
really suck! Plus Kiba needs to get Akamaru!
Well, that�s the thing, I don�t think that would fly. Like in the
last chapter, Naruto is no fool when it comes to how the village sees him. Even
if Tsunade did try to help, it would still leak to the village and hell would
erupt. Plus, like all of them stated, it would be very
uncomfortable for people to know their predicament. I know it would be for me,
since people don�t always do or say the right thing. :(
Kiba will get his doggy relative, don�t worry :D I don�t think Kiba could handle not having is puppy around.

I'm looking forward to reading more!
I hope the coming
chapters are worth reading ~keeps fingers crossed~
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