Gai Gone Wild
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
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1,325
Reviews:
7
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter three
This is the final chapter of Gai Gone Wild. What started out as an one-shot mutated into a multi-chapter fic. This is also a birthday present for Rieka, author of some really wonderful stories.
Usual disclaimer: The Naruto characters are property of Kishimoto. Hyuuga Akito belongs to Rieka who allowed me to use for this chapter. Haya is mine.
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"Remind me again, Ibiki-kun, why I am at this sad excuse of a wedding?" Akito's words are clipped as he stood next to the taller Ibiki.
Ibiki, watching Gai beam from his spot by the altar, snorting. "Complain all you want but Gai is your friend and he'd be upset if you hadn't shown."
"Then why are you here?"
"To keep Kakashi from trying to make another escape attempt. Or aid him, if the urge arises." Ibiki smirked, the barest hint of amusement appearing in his voice.
"You are an evil man, Ibiki-kun."
Ibiki absently retorted keeping his eyes on the silver haired man slouching in front of the altar, "don't call me that."
Standing on the opposite side of the aisle from Ibiki and Akito, Genma looked ill. Leaning toward his lover, he whispered hoarsely, "Rai, I think I'm going to be sick."
"Genma, you aren't getting out of this if none of us can. Suck it up." Raidou hissed at him, annoyed, not looking at the swiftly paling Genma.
"My, I believe that Shiranui-san is going to end up sick. What a shame." Akito idly commented.
Ibiki arched an eyebrow in Genma's direction, watching as the other jounin clutch at his stomach and turn green. "He better not vomit on that white cloth. The stains will never come out."
At the altar, Gai is absolutely oblivious to what is happening behind him, gripping Kakashi's poor abused hand in an iron-clad grip, beaming for all he's worth at Tsunade whom is looking pale and hung-over as she stumbled over the parts she has to read.
The sound of vomiting making everyone pause and turn to where Genma is hunched over, throwing up on the very white cloth Ibiki mentioned, laid up the middle of the aisle.
"Damn it, Genma!" Raidou pulled his lover upright once he's no longer heaving and dragged him toward a chair, forcing him to sit down. "Head down." Pushing his head down to rest between his knees, he take a moment to look where Gai and Kakashi are watching. Squeezing firmly on the back of his neck, he can't help but be concerned about how green Genma still is.
A sudden puff and the 'Kakashi' standing there is gone, leaving smoke to drift away on the light wind; everyone at the wedding going still when 'Kakashi' vanished, except Genma who is moaning pitifully, when a sarcastic voice breaks the stillness.
"Well this is different. Isn't it normal for the groom to be the one who throws up?" Haya's acidic comment slide over all the people there, looking very irritable over the dress she's wearing. "Yay, Kakashi was a clone, I'm leaving." Hiking the dress up to her knees, she threw the flowers clutched in one hand at the nearest person who just happened to be Lee. Stomping away, she doesn't look back, having worn her ninja sandels under the dress.
Silence rushed back in to cover the small crowd of people before all hell broke loose.
"MY SILVER LOVE! WHY DID YOU RUN!?" Gai wailed pitifully, tears running down his face.
"As amusing as this all has been, I am not going to stand here and watch anymore of this circus." Suiting his actions to his words, Akito turned and followed the path Haya just took away from the gathering. Gai's wails following.
"KAKASHI, MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL, WHERE ARE YOU!?"
"GAI-SENSEI, KAKASHI-SENSEI WILL COME TO HIS SENSES! HIS LOVE FOR YOU WILL BRING HIM BACK!"
Watching Akito leave, Ibiki glanced at Gai who is weeping with Lee. He twitched a bit at the matching green spandex tuxs they are wearing with bright orange ties. "Damn I need a drink."
A loud retching sound is nearly drowned out by shouts of 'ew!' 'gross!' 'Genma-san, you shouldn't have drunk so much last night.' and Lee and Gai's loud wails about youth, love and springtime.
Taking in everything, the head of T&I sighed. "If Konoha was attacked right now, we would be so screwed."
"THAT WAS MY SHOES, GENMA!"
"HEY COOL, SHIRANUI-SAN JUST THREW UP ON IRUKA-SENSEI'S FEET!"
"KONOHAMARU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"Crap! Run!" Bolting, Konohamaru and his friends take off.
"Yep, very screwed." Ibiki decided that Akito and Haya had the right idea and turned, following their lead.
Usual disclaimer: The Naruto characters are property of Kishimoto. Hyuuga Akito belongs to Rieka who allowed me to use for this chapter. Haya is mine.
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"Remind me again, Ibiki-kun, why I am at this sad excuse of a wedding?" Akito's words are clipped as he stood next to the taller Ibiki.
Ibiki, watching Gai beam from his spot by the altar, snorting. "Complain all you want but Gai is your friend and he'd be upset if you hadn't shown."
"Then why are you here?"
"To keep Kakashi from trying to make another escape attempt. Or aid him, if the urge arises." Ibiki smirked, the barest hint of amusement appearing in his voice.
"You are an evil man, Ibiki-kun."
Ibiki absently retorted keeping his eyes on the silver haired man slouching in front of the altar, "don't call me that."
Standing on the opposite side of the aisle from Ibiki and Akito, Genma looked ill. Leaning toward his lover, he whispered hoarsely, "Rai, I think I'm going to be sick."
"Genma, you aren't getting out of this if none of us can. Suck it up." Raidou hissed at him, annoyed, not looking at the swiftly paling Genma.
"My, I believe that Shiranui-san is going to end up sick. What a shame." Akito idly commented.
Ibiki arched an eyebrow in Genma's direction, watching as the other jounin clutch at his stomach and turn green. "He better not vomit on that white cloth. The stains will never come out."
At the altar, Gai is absolutely oblivious to what is happening behind him, gripping Kakashi's poor abused hand in an iron-clad grip, beaming for all he's worth at Tsunade whom is looking pale and hung-over as she stumbled over the parts she has to read.
The sound of vomiting making everyone pause and turn to where Genma is hunched over, throwing up on the very white cloth Ibiki mentioned, laid up the middle of the aisle.
"Damn it, Genma!" Raidou pulled his lover upright once he's no longer heaving and dragged him toward a chair, forcing him to sit down. "Head down." Pushing his head down to rest between his knees, he take a moment to look where Gai and Kakashi are watching. Squeezing firmly on the back of his neck, he can't help but be concerned about how green Genma still is.
A sudden puff and the 'Kakashi' standing there is gone, leaving smoke to drift away on the light wind; everyone at the wedding going still when 'Kakashi' vanished, except Genma who is moaning pitifully, when a sarcastic voice breaks the stillness.
"Well this is different. Isn't it normal for the groom to be the one who throws up?" Haya's acidic comment slide over all the people there, looking very irritable over the dress she's wearing. "Yay, Kakashi was a clone, I'm leaving." Hiking the dress up to her knees, she threw the flowers clutched in one hand at the nearest person who just happened to be Lee. Stomping away, she doesn't look back, having worn her ninja sandels under the dress.
Silence rushed back in to cover the small crowd of people before all hell broke loose.
"MY SILVER LOVE! WHY DID YOU RUN!?" Gai wailed pitifully, tears running down his face.
"As amusing as this all has been, I am not going to stand here and watch anymore of this circus." Suiting his actions to his words, Akito turned and followed the path Haya just took away from the gathering. Gai's wails following.
"KAKASHI, MY BEAUTIFUL ANGEL, WHERE ARE YOU!?"
"GAI-SENSEI, KAKASHI-SENSEI WILL COME TO HIS SENSES! HIS LOVE FOR YOU WILL BRING HIM BACK!"
Watching Akito leave, Ibiki glanced at Gai who is weeping with Lee. He twitched a bit at the matching green spandex tuxs they are wearing with bright orange ties. "Damn I need a drink."
A loud retching sound is nearly drowned out by shouts of 'ew!' 'gross!' 'Genma-san, you shouldn't have drunk so much last night.' and Lee and Gai's loud wails about youth, love and springtime.
Taking in everything, the head of T&I sighed. "If Konoha was attacked right now, we would be so screwed."
"THAT WAS MY SHOES, GENMA!"
"HEY COOL, SHIRANUI-SAN JUST THREW UP ON IRUKA-SENSEI'S FEET!"
"KONOHAMARU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"Crap! Run!" Bolting, Konohamaru and his friends take off.
"Yep, very screwed." Ibiki decided that Akito and Haya had the right idea and turned, following their lead.