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Vixens & Kitsune	By : archangelbloodraven Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 14057 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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In a well-appointed office, the third Hokage sat behind his desk facing a
dark haired ANBU kunoichi.
"Lord Hokage, there is no excuse for my behavior on duty." Neko said, hanging
her head in shame. "I lost my objectivity and allowed my transgression to spiral
into a series of utterly inexcusable actions concerning my charge. I stand ready
to face my punishment."
The old man leaned back his chair, puffing casually on his pipe. "Neko, do
you remember Uzumaki Kushina?"
"I do sir, but aside from the obvious, I fail to see what bearing that has on
my actions."
"Do you recall certain aspects or her personal life, specifically romantic
aspects?" Sarutobi asked with a twinkle in his eye.
Neko�s posture changed ever so slightly. "Hokage-sama, I�m going to need to
know exactly what your trying to say here."
"Neko, I have a long term assignment that I feel you would best be suited
for. Given Naruto�s parentage, burden, and the possibility that he may inherit a
yet unknown bloodline from his mother�s side, I would like to provide him with a
singular operative dedicated to insuring his safety within the village at all
times, and I�m offering you the position first. Do you accept?"
Neko grinned madly under her mask. "I do, Hokage-sama."
"Very well. You have today off. After I deal with team placements, I�ll have
the details of your new placement written up and delivered to you home. Ah yes,
before I forget, this is an ongoing S rank mission and you will be paid
accordingly per month."
"Thank you, Hokage Sama." Neko�s grin nearly split her mask. "Permission to
be dismissed?"
"Permission granted." The Hokage smiled as Neko vanished in a swirl of
leaves. "Now then, let�s where out little troublemaker is." The old man murmured
peering into his crystal globe.
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Naruto had helped the movers for as long as he could before sensing his
bunshin dispersing. Leaving three more in his place with orders to disperse upon
completion of packing and unloading of the boxes, Naruto hastily roofhopped over
to moderate little eatery. Unfortunately this eatery liked nothing more than to
throw him out on his ears, preferably in the back garbage dumpster. Sucking it
up, Naruto threw together a simple nondescript shinobi transformation and
slipped inside to sit next to his teammates.
"I wish you two hadn�t chosen this place, but it can�t be helped." He
grumbled.
"Naruto?" Ino asked in amazement. "Is that you?"
"Yes, and keep your voice down!" He hissed darting his eyes around. "I�m not
exactly the most beloved citizen in Konoha."
"If y-you-" Hinata began only to stopped by the disguised Naruto.
"Hina-chan, you may think this is mean, but I really think this is for your
own good." He said sternly looking the heiress in the eyes. "I forbid you from
speaking unless it is in a clear confident voice. No more stuttered mumbles
around us, okay?" Hinata nodded. "Good. Want to try again?"
"If you knew you weren�t accepted here, why didn�t you tell us?" Hinata said
flawlessly.
"Because the list of businesses and stores that will accept Uzumaki Naruto is
sickeningly short." The disguised youth said. The waitress took their order and
Naruto frowned at Ino�s small portion.
"What?" Ino snapped. "I�m on a diet."
"You�re not going to be at your best on missions if you don�t eat right."
Naruto said, gazing out the shops front window.
"Like you have room to talk, Mister All-I-Eat-Is-Ramen." Ino mumbled as the
waitress brought their drinks.
"I know how to eat properly," Naruto hissed, narrowing his eyes at the blonde
kunoichi. "However due to circumstances beyond my control, I don�t always have
that luxury."
"Stop it you two!" Hinata pleaded. "This isn�t the way teammates are supposed
to act!"
"I�m trying, Hina-chan! I�m reaching out, I�m trying to meet you guys
halfway, but Ino won�t even entertain the thought that I might be more than a
dead last loser."
"Why should I, Naruto?" Ino snapped back. "You�ll never be as good as-"
"As Sasuke, right?" Naruto returned fire without hesitation. "Tell me
something, Ino. Has Sasuke ever given a damn about anyone or anything but power?
Has he ever spared the slightest bit of emotion to anyone? A smile, a nod, a
good morning greeting, anything?"
"Sasuke�s different." Ino spat. "His family-"
"I know." Naruto cut her off. "But at least he had a family. Hell, anybody in
the village would have been willing to adopt him. I was born with nothing. I
must have had parents but they both long gone before I could talk. Hell, the
orphanage threw me to the cold streets when I was five. I guess they wanted me
dead that badly, though it wasn�t for the first time. I may seem to be happy all
the time, but I�d trade a lifetime of happiness for five minutes of family
memories."
"But� but Sasuke-" Ino was losing steam quickly.
"Tell me something, Ino." Naruto shifted in his seat letting his gaze focus
on nothing in particular. "Now try to be honest, if not with me, then at least
with yourself. Are you in love with Sasuke, or the image of Sasuke?" Ino sat
speechless a long while before the disguised shinobi snapped back to attention.
"She�s there. We�ll have to get this to go."
~*~
Team Ten hastily made their way back to the classroom, carrying take out
boxes. "Sorry we�re late." Ino said.
"Naruto-kun treated us to lunch and the service was very slow." Hinata added.
"I wanted to hop the counter and box it myself." Naruto said dropping his
disguise.
"Hey Ino," The clone reached into bright orange jumper and pulled out a
folded bit of paper. "Lazy-san wanted me to give this to you since his team left
before you got back." Ino took the paper as the clone poofed away.
"Lazy-san?" The blonde girl questioned.
"Probably Shikamaru." Naruto said. "He asked me to watch out for you, since
he can�t be there himself."
"Like I can�t take care of myself?" Ino snapped, tucking the note away in her
weapons pouch.
"Shikamaru believes you can. I believe you can do better, but neither of
which changes the fact that your family techniques leave you physically
vulnerable." Naruto shrugged. "And speaking of techniques, please don�t go into
my head. There are some things best kept private."
Before Ino could respond, the exotic red eyed woman before them spoke up.
"Now that that�s all covered, you are team ten?" The three genins nodded. "I am
your sensei Yuhi Kurenai. Please follow me to training ground 14."
The three genins nodded casting a brief glance back over his shoulder at team
seven, or more specifically his former crush Sakura. "So over it." He mumbled,
rolling his eyes at his stupidity in taking so much punishment, both physically
and emotionally, from the pink haired girl. Hina-chan is so much more
emotionally attractive than that� thing. Naruto thought, at a loss for a
word that accurately described his ire for Sasuke�s number one fangirl. Swinging
his head around to take stock of his teammates the young blonde began examining
them through the filter of thousands of years worth of sexual experience. I
wonder just what my dear Hina chan is hiding under that bulky coat. I bet I gave
her quite a bit of accidental sexual frustration. Our hero grinned foxily.
Maybe it�s time I start to do it deliberately.

"What�s so funny, Naruto?" Ino asked.
"Just thinking of how to turn my prankster skills to effective ninja traps."
Naruto lied, grinning so widely his eyes squinted shut.
The blonde kunoichi blinked in surprise. "That actually makes sense."
"I�m the same person who painted the Hokage faces in broad daylight and
didn�t get noticed until I was done. Then I outran and outwitted a mob of
chunin, jonin, and ANBU ninjas before Iruka sensei caught me. Don�t you think
that means I might have some higher than average stealth skills at least?" Ino
fell silent as the three kunoichi pondered this point and Naruto opened his eyes
and gave Ino a subtle but appreciative once over. One thing I gotta say about
fangirls, they certainly do take care of themselves cosmetically. The demon
container thought merrily. And those long legs! I wonder how they�d feel
wrapped around my head as I made her scream my name. Although I�m sure I could
put those luscious lips to a much more practical use.

"Naruto kun� your nose is bleeding." Hinata murmured discretely.
"Arigato Hina chan." Naruto replied discretely swiping away the trickle of
evidence to his perverted thoughts as he turned his attention to his sensei.
Love the wild hair. It looks like she just got up from a really good night in
the sack. Have to see if I can make it wave any wilder some morning. Just have
to remember not to shred her dress. Treat her like a Christmas present, that�s
it. Unwrap her nice and slow.

Having stopped to get something to eat for their sensei the quartet settled
down under the trees of the 14^th training ground and ate their
various meals in silence, even as their sensei wove the Genjutsu that would be
their penultimate exam for entry into the ninja world.
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A/N: Whoot. Another chapter done.
Again, we have a scene of Naruto writing off Sakura. I just know I�m gonna
get reviews saying �Naruto wants nothing to do with Sakura, so you should take
her out and put (insert female name here) in the harem in her place."
Naruto doesn�t want Sakura because he doesn�t think he can have her, and at
this moment in time he�s right. With his sudden sexual and romantic knowledge,
he recognizes the current situation as dismissive at best and abusive at worst.
However he hasn�t stopped to realize that Sasuke most likely won�t treat Sakura
any better than she treats Naruto.
Yes, Naruto is a bit of a pervert now. He has a new way of looking at life
and it�s already netted him a shy cute kunoichi who�s fun to cuddle, so he�s not
averse to using it more often. Of course, Kyuubi also showed him those who
flaunt that knowledge too much often end up in pain, so caution is both advised
and taken.
As far as the harem members go, the harem is pretty much set, as I said in
the first chapter. Despite seemingly inconsistent plot elements, massive age
differences, etc, I will be writing the pairings I know I can write believably
and consistently. Now if you can offer me a good, solid, logical argument as to
why someone should or should not be in the harem, I will take it into
consideration, but if I can't write it, I won't.
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