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A Vivid Definition of Adolescence	By : KitsuneNoMari Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1341 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Chapter List
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Authoress� Note:
Remember the crow in the episode where Naruto said that he
curious about how Kakashi looked like without that darned mask? Well you�ll
need to remember the sound it made for one part of this fic.

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Chapter 2: Icha-Icha Tactics

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�So� do you mind telling us how the two of you ended up
being tied up-side down that tree?� Kurenai asked as she bit her lip trying
hard not to let the mirth escape from her lips as she watched Asuma and Gai
dangle limply from where they were tied. From the looks of it, they looked
liked they were almost beaten to death.

�I swear� I will never be� at the receiving end of Mother
Nature�s wrath�ever�again�� Asuma managed to say in between labored breaths. He
was sporting lump after lump of bumps on his head and various bruises and
scratches on his arms and face. His clothes were dirty and torn in various
places which looked like he had just come out of a vicious battle. Gai was no
exception either who was currently sporting the same injuries along with a
black eye and swollen right cheek.

�And you! Where were you! You had better be sure that you
had scored a point with Naruto! You owe us big time Kakashi!� Asuma said as he
shot a glare at the uninjured jounin who was standing beside Kurenai. Kakashi
cringed inwardly; the visible part of his face showed an apologetic look mixed
with trepidation and concern for his comrades.

�Who would have thought that the fiery flames of youth flowed
like the Tigris River in the veins of Iruka-san?� Gai
managed to blurt out happily. Kakashi, Asuma and Kurenai looked at him
disbelievingly and wondered if Iruka had hit him one too many times in the
head.

�I should definitely challenge him one of these days to keep
the flames of youth burning in Konoha!�

�Yup, he definitely
suffered more than just one concussion to the head�� It was amusing to say
how the same thought was flying in three different minds at that moment�

�But really, how did the two of you ended up as you are
now?� Kurenai asked again as she and Kakashi cut them down and helped them to
rest on the poor innocent tree as they let the two begin to explain the
horrifically pleasant details on how their day went�

- FLASHBACK -

It was such a beautiful day in the peaceful village of Konoha no Sato. And like any other day,
this day was no exception for the hordes of fan-girls and BOYS who were trying
to get a glimpse or better yet, a piece of a certain, blue-eyed, blonde boy�s
ass namely, Uzumaki Naruto. It was a Saturday and normally, Saturday�s were
market days. So here was the oblivious teen making his rounds as he shopped for
weekly supplies around Konoha�s busy streets.

So to speak, Team Icha-Icha Fox, as Gai had conclusively
named the group much to the other three�s censure, followed which was more like
spied on Naruto as he casually made it around Konoha.

�Kakashi, stop ogling at him and start taking notes!�
Kurenai hissed.

�Why am I supposed to take notes? I�m not Jiraiya dammit!�
Kakashi hissed back.

�So that you�ll know what he likes. Take note of the things
he buys from the stores.� Kurenai glared. �Don�t worry, I had Gai and Asuma do
some look out and distracting if ever something happens.�

�What do you mean �if something happens�?� Kakashi asked
suspiciously.

�Are you questioning me Hatake Kakashi?� Kurenai glared
venomously at Kakashi loomed over him, promising the silver-haired jounin
impending doom. Kakashi sweatdropped and scuttled slowly away from Kurenai as
he shook his head.

�Asuma, you will
always have my prayers when you end up with this woman.� Kakashi thought
silently as he brought up his hands in front of him.

�Oh look, look!� Kurenai almost squealed as they looked
towards where Naruto was currently purchasing fruits. The two watched as Naruto
chatted with the female store keeper who was in her late 40�s. Naruto smiled
beautifully at the woman making her blush and have that starry eyed look in her
face. The image of Naruto smiling like he just did was a vision of complete
innocence, a vision of beauty in midsummer�s day. His smile was so genuine that
it could make anyone who sees it forget all their worries and make anyone�s
heart skip a beat. In other words, he was the perfect paradigm of a runway
model that could get a perfect score on any given day.

Kurenai herself was starry eyed when he she saw Naruto flash
that sweet smile. Apparently, Kakashi and Kurenai weren�t the only onlookers
who were currently spying on Naruto,
his growing fan-club were also there following him in hopes of getting him cornered.

�Oi Kakashi, you better move your ass if you want to at
least score some decent points with that blonde cause his fans are definitely
going in for the kill anytime soon.� Asuma voiced over their communicators.

�What do you mean �going in for the kill�?� Kakashi was
somehow getting a bad vibe when he heard those words.

�It seems like Naruto-kun�s fans also include some highly
adept shinobi.� Kurenai answered as she flicked her eyes from Naruto to the
group of spying shinobis�.

Kakashi quickly looked at Asuma and Gai�s direction which
was surprisingly near a group of what it seemed like off duty Jounins. Wait a minute;
did he just see Ebisu and Anko in that group? Now just hold on a second�were
those other guys ANBU?

�Asuma, Gai we need to switch to Plan B. We won�t be able to
corner Naruto in this situation.� Kurenai said.

�Plan B? I don�t remember anything about having a Plan B.�
Gai said as he switched to thinking pose trying to recall what they had planned
the night before.

�Now that you�ve mentioned it, aren�t we just supposed to watch
him and see what he does on his day off?� Asuma said as he took a puff out his
cigarette. �This is so troublesome.�
Asuma quoted silently to himself. He didn�t dare mention that one aloud for the
fear of having to use clutches to make his �happiness� stick up.

Back on the rooftop, Kakashi decided to remain silent. After
all, he was right beside the Genjutsu Mistress and he didn�t want to die or
suffer any bodily harm that could confine him in the hospital for more than a
month. Time is of the essence and he wouldn�t dare waste any of it lying down
in one of those stiff hospital beds wearing those dreadful hospital garbs that
the patients usually wore. Oh no, no, no, no, no�he needed all the time to woo
the blue-eyed blonde.

Shaking himself back to reality, Kakashi could see the vein
throbbing on Kurenai�s forehead as the other two rambled about not having a
Plan B in the first place: Good for him, bad�VERY BAD for Asuma and Gai.

�Shut up! Now listen well because I�m only going to say this
once!� Kurenai scowled making her look three times more dangerous than a woman
having a deadly bout of mood swings. Gai and Asuma promptly shut up when they
saw her glare at their direction.

�Asuma, Gai, the two of you distract the fan club. Kakashi
pick a romantic place to woo Naruto then go there and wait for my signal.�
Kurenai looked at Kakashi straight in the eye waiting for his answer.

�What signal? And do I have to?� Kakashi almost whined. He
was starting to think that their whole situation was really starting to get
pathetic.

�Kakashi put a little enthusiasm here will you? But then
again we can just leave now and just call it a day and let Naruto�s fan club do
whatever they had in mind with Naruto which could most likely include groping,
mol��

�Asuma, Gai, be in position. Kurenai, I will be waiting in
training ground 5.� Kakashi butted in even before Kurenai could finish her
guilt trip on Kakashi. There was no way, not even in hell that he would allow
any of Naruto�s fans to taint his beloved blue-eyed blonde. They would have to
face him first and they would realize that he wasn�t Hatake Kakashi, a.k.a.
Sharingan Kakashi for nothing.

�Training ground 5?� The three other Jounins said in unison.

�Yes.� Was Kakashi�s straightforward reply as the others
blinked owlishly in disbelief at the said jounin.

�Rival Kakashi, can�t you be anymore romantic than that?�

�Yeah, I mean, training ground 5? What are you going to do?
Challenge him to sparring match? Wait, scratch that, I bet you�re going to
molest him while pretending to teach him a new jutsu or something.�

�Asuma, I really wasn�t thinking about that but you�ve given
me a really good idea to get really close
and physical with Naruto, you moron! Of course training ground 5! Naruto
doesn�t hang around that place and we usually train at training ground 12! And
it�s one of the only places I could think of in an impromptu moment like now aside
from my apartment!� Kakashi almost barked at his mouthpiece and then paused
when he realized what he had just said. Deathly silence hung around Team
Icha-Icha Fox.

A crow passed overhead. (Insert
sound effects please.)

For a good five seconds everything was quiet between the
four of them.

*TING!*

�I didn�t just say that to you guys, right?� Kakashi
scratched the back of his head as he laughed nervously.

�It�s a good thing to know you still have some decency in
you Kakashi.� Kurenai said, trying to get the highly graphic mental images out
of her yaoi-fangirl head at the same tie trying to stop the foreboding
nosebleed whilst staring incredulously at the jounin with her.

�So training ground 5 it is. Don�t worry, we�ll take it from
here. Gai, we better make our presence known to Naruto�s fan club.� Asuma said
quickly before Gai could start his speech about youth.

�Okay, so if distracting Naruto�s fan club fails, bring him
to training ground 5. I�ll make a Genjutsu that would make it seem to his fan
club that he�s still walking around town if that happens.� Kurenai said as she
shooed Kakashi away as the said man just obliged and headed off to the training
grounds while thinking of what to say and do by the time he was alone with
Naruto.

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The duo had removed their communicating devices as they
approached the still ogling group, they can�t help but hear the admiring sighs
and feel the adoring aura radiating from them.

�What are you guys doing?� Asuma asked as he and Gai
approached them as if they were just passing by.

Random ANBU number 7 and 10 looked up and hushed them to be
quiet as they pulled the two to huddle with them.

�Umm� Are you guys on a mission, because if all of you are I
don�t think the two of us being huddled up with all of you is such a good idea.�
Gai said as he was shushed by most of the people of the group.

�Yes, we are on a mission, but it�s not just any mission.�
Random jounin number 2 said as she glanced at them.

�Huh?�

�Do you see what we see?� Random jounin number 4 said as he
looked back at the blonde.

�Err� An old lady in a spaghetti strapped dress wearing too
much make-up?� Asuma said hopefully to distract them long enough so that
Kurenai can sneak up on the blonde. All of the members of the fan club suddenly
locked on the said woman who was seven stalls away from where Naruto was and
blanched at the sight of her.

�Asuma that is just disgusting.� said an overly familiar
voice.

�Anko?! What are you doing here? Are you with them?� Gai
said in surprise.

�Of course.�

�Anko, care to explain?� Asuma asked the female jounin.

�We weren�t looking at that wrinkly woman! We were looking
at that blonde Adonis over there!� Anko said as she placed her hands on top of
their heads and turned their heads to the direction where Naruto was currently
buying bread.

�It�s Naruto-kun.� Gai quipped.

�Yes it�s Naruto. Isn�t he the hottest yet most adorable guy
you have ever laid eyes on?� Anko sighed as well as the other ANBU and jounins
with them. �I mean, look at him! Windswept sun-kissed blonde hair, shimmering blue
eyes that can rival the blue skies, those kissable pouted lips, the golden
tanned skin�� And the list went on as Asuma and Gai�s mind were suddenly
plagued and opened to the world of fan-girlism� The female populace of the
shinobi world did start the trend of setting up a Naruto fan club anyway�

As the describing phase went on, it suddenly morphed into a
more in-depth discussion on what Naruto could possibly look like if he was
dressed in the most sensual and revealing of clothes. Talk about imagination
gone wild. As the discussion went on the said group had finally torn their eyes
away from their prey as they debated finally giving Kurenai a chance to sneak
up on the blonde. However, as she was only a five feet away from the blonde
shinobi, Naruto�s fans had jumped on the topic of just how sizzling he is and
what they would do once they were given a chance.

Unfortunately, they were overheard�by no other than Umino
Iruka himself who had happened to pass by. And thus the chase to protect their
precious assets had commenced thus causing a commotion making the blue-eyed
blonde slip away from Kurenai�s grasp.

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�Iruka sure can run. And I can�t believe we got into that
mess!� Asuma gasped.

�We have to corner Naruto-kun!� Gai exclaimed as he panted
for air.

�And how do you propose we do that Gai? We don�t even know
where the kid is right now, not to mention the almighty mother hen is out for
blood.�

�You�re right.� Gai said as he slumped down beside a tree.
�But for the record, Naruto sure is looker.�

�I agree. I�ve never given it much thought before but seeing
it from the eyes of Naruto�s fan club: he sure is too hot for his own good.�
Asuma said as he lit the cigarette that was dangling between his lips.

And then they felt it�

That dreaded feeling�

That peculiar yet eerie chill that ran up their spine�

The feeling that they should run as fast as they can and
hide�

But unfortunately, they were too late�

�You guys��

The two Jounins nervously craned their necks to look at the
person who just spoke. Both paled at the sight of the furious chuunin whose
face was �faintly� picturesque enough for Morino Ibiki to use as interrogation
material and was currently emitting an aura that could have definitely made
Orochimaru make a run for his money.

��are�UNFORGIVABLE!�

And thus, Iruka, the almighty mother hen, with an
unmistakable fire in his eyes, started thrashing the two poor Jounins.�

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�So that�s why Kakashi wasn�t hanging with the two of you�� Kurenai drawled as she shot Kakashi a
sly look.

�Kakashi, please tell me you managed to speak to Naruto�
Kurenai, tell me that you managed to bring Naruto to Kakashi� Asuma had a look
in his eyes that Kakashi and Kurenai couldn�t very well describe.

The said jounins sheepishly laughed and scratched the back
of their heads. Asuma could only groan.

�Either way, looks like our plan failed but that doesn�t
mean we�re giving up.� Gai said enthusiastically. They all wondered if he had
too much sugar for breakfast.

�So� What now?� Asuma asked as he tried to nurse some of the
bruises on his aching arms. Kakashi of course was still out of ideas so there
was really no point in speaking. Then all of a sudden Kurenai snapped her
fingers with a mischievous smile on her face.

�I think I know someone who can help us out, most especially
you, Kakashi.� Kurenai finished with
giggle that made them flinch in dread.

�Why do I get the
feeling this going to be disaster?� Kakashi sighed as Kurenai made him help
her drag the other two Jounins to their next destination.

Oh if only Kakashi knew just how right he was�

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Authoress� Note 2:
Ku-ku-ku� So, how was it? I know you�re just itching to
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running through your head while you were reading this chapter, constructive
reviews are most welcome and you can ask me questions and give me ideas as
well. My muse would gladly stay up all night to help me update when she sees
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Pakkun: Nothing
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