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Double Edge, Double Trouble	By : Narutolovr Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1874 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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“Talk”

‘Thought’

“Naruto talking to Kyuubi’

‘Kyuubi talking to Naruto”

“Akamaru Talking”

-Scene Change-

Chapter 3: Fan boys are the next tiny toons.

‘Arg…last time I sleep on the couch.’ a blonde headed ninja thought as he woken up on the couch, pain shooting through his back. Naruto groggily as walked to the bathroom to take a shower. When he came out, drying off his hair with one hand, the other hand holding the towel around his waist. He got dress, setting out for the training area for team 7.
He looks around; making sure the makeshift fan club he gained when he merged with Kyuubi wasn’t around. After he deemed it safe, he steps out of the apartment and locks it.
‘Kit. Be careful. I got this feeling someone or something is following us.” Kyuubi stated, giving Naruto a mental image of shifty eyes.
“I know. Damnit, I hope it’s not those crazy people after me again.’ Naruto stated.
‘Kit, hurry to the training grounds,” Kyuubi advised.
“Okay,’ Naruto took to the roofs to the training ground. Just then several heads popped out of several different jars Naruto was standing by.
“Do you think he sensed us?” asked one man.
“No Monkey. I don’t think so. We should get the rest of the fan club and get what we want,” said the other.
“Ok Wolf. You guys go ahead. I need to get my digital camera from HQ,” said the Monkey ANBU. With that said the Monkey ANBU and Wolf ANBU, with two other went separate ways to get the rest.
-----On bridge------
He made it to the bridge where the rest of Team 7, minus their perverted sensei, was waiting.
“You’re late Naruto!” Sakura screeched at Naruto, causing him to cover his ears. Thus the reason he was now gay, ah…. The reasons of making any guy go gay. Sasuke just grunted in agreement as he looked up and down Naruto.
“I-I k-know Sakura. I just woke up late. I had no time to eat my delicious ramen,” Naruto stuttered under Sakura intense gaze.
“Yo.” Kakashi said as he popped in a cloud of smoke as usual.
‘Great. I completely forgot about Kakashi. I bet he is in that fan club right now.’ Naruto thought. Kakashi was looking up and down Naruto body as well, but with a kind of evil eye that he was going to do something or planning to do something.
“YOU’RE LATE!” Sakura yelled, as Naruto turned his head away from his sensei.
“You see a black cat cross my path and I had to take another path. Then a person fell from a ladder and on top of me; making us accidently kiss while I was walking here,” Kakashi stated to his team. Right now Naruto was blushing at his sensei lame excuse for being late again.
“LAIR!” Sakura screeched again, causing all three males to wince. Scratch that, Sakura is the main reason twenty-five percent of the males of Konohagakure is gay now and going after Naruto after they created the ‘Naruto Fan Club.’
“Secretary, please write this somewhere or imprint this somewhere.’ He asked Kyuubi.
‘Ok boss.” Kyuubi said.
“Note to self: Kill the pink haired bitch soon, and make all the males of Konohagakure happy she’s gone.’ Naruto stated.
‘Written down and imprinted. And I’ll be happy to help with that to if you let me out.” Kyuubi said, grinning a very large grin.
“Sure. The more the merrier.’ Naruto said, giving a mental image of a smile. She could only laugh. She loved her kit dearly.
“There’s no training or missions today. You may go home and meet me here at six hundred hours,” Kakashi said as popped away in a cloud of smoke.
‘SHIT! I HATE HIM SOMETIMES!’ Naruto yelled in his mind as the feeling of dread doubled head on.
“Sasuke-kun…. Will you like to go get some lunch with me,” Sakura asked, pining over Sasuke.
“No.” He simply grunted as he walked away, Sakura fallowing him, trying to a get with him. Naruto sighed as he walked into the woods the bridge was near by at.
------With Kiba-----
“Damn her. I swear she’s like a walking dictionary.” Kiba said, as walked down the streets of Konohagakure, looking for Naruto as he drunk the last of his coffee. Yes, Kiba drink coffee.
“Don’t say that. Well, she is kind of a walking dictionary. But we need to find Naruto now. Your mother kicked us out before I had the chance to eat.” Akamaru wined at his master.
“Ok. Ok. Have you found his scent Akamaru?” Kiba asked. Akamaru sniffed the ground trying to find Naruto scent. Just then, a bunch of ANBU, Hunter, Genin, Chuunin, and Jonin ninja ran past them on the roof tops. With camera in hand, Anko, Ino, and TenTen were in it, along with Kakashi. Ino and TenTen holding a video camera in hand smiled at each other for the up coming fun.
“WILL YOU GUYS HURRY UP? I SAW HIM HEADING TOWARDS THE WOODS WHERE TEAM 7 MEETS!” Yelled a Wolf ANBU. That got both Kiba and Akamaru attention, and raced of towards the woods. Towards Team 7 training grounds.
-----Training grounds-----
Naruto was currently practicing Tai-jutsu moves in the grounds alone. Then a rustle, another rustle, and then a few more rustling. The rustling of a bush got him to stop.
‘Kit…. RUN LIKE YOU NEVER RAN BEFORE! OR GET RAPED BY A WHOLE BUNCH OFHORNY FAN NINJA!” Kyuubi yelled at Naruto. So he ran. Every ninja in his fan club (which is the mostly the twenty-five percent of Konohagakure gay males, and three girls) started the chase after their favorite fox of the lifetime.

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Double Edge, Double Trouble

‘Thought’

“Naruto talking to Kyuubi’

‘Kyuubi talking to Naruto”

“Akamaru Talking”