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One Thing I Hate: COMPUTERS!	By : FoxyS30 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1103 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Naruto stared at the computer screen tapping a bottle of water against his desk. Moments ago a perverted bastard asked him via Bleach yaoi forum to send him a picture of his…well…you know, *cough* "little Naruto". Being the pervert that he was Naruto took the picture on his camera phone. He was already fully aroused thanks to the Bleach yaoi doujinshi given to him by Sai. Naruto sent the picture from his phone to his own email address and saved it to his computer. He found the guys email address on his profile, composed a message to SharinganSOB's personal email address, attached the picture, and…
…didn't send it.
He couldn't possibly send that message. I mean come on, showing off his cock to some perverted guy who is probably a rapist and serial killer! Naruto grabbed an unopened bottle of water and tossed in the air catching it when it the laws of gravity kicked in. He continued to toss and catch the bottle as he looked over the unsent message.
To: SharinganSOB
Cc:
Bcc:
Subject: SUCK ON THIS!
Attachments: suck_ this.jpg
Haha! Thought I wasn't going to send it didn't you? Well, suck on this, bastard! I know it's the biggest you've ever seen. Much bigger than yours!!!
Oh well…
Naruto leaned back on his chair balancing himself on the two back legs.
…that pervert would just have to live without seeing Naruto's—
He lost his balance as he tossed the water bottle in the air again. His hands darted out to try to keep him from falling. The bottle came down on the keyboard with a crash.
Naruto shook his head in disbelief. No. No. NO! The Gods were NOT doing this to him! He looked at the computer monitor, no longer did if have his unsent message because that would be good…and the Gods didn't do 'good' for him. The screen…the damned computer screen showed…
Your message has been
sent to: SharinganSOB@hotmail.com
Holy shit!
That stupid recycled plastic sent the message…by mistake!
Naruto broke out in a panic as he dashed around looking for a phone. The house phone, his cell phone, ANY DAMNED PHONE! He had to call Shikamaru. Shika knew how to retrieve email messages! He found his cell phone lying on his bed. He picked it up, dialed Shikamaru's number and waited for him to answer.
"Yeah…what do you want?"
What type of person answers their phone like that?!
"Shika! I need your help!"
"What do you want now, Naruto?"
"I need help retrieving and email that I sent by mistake!"
"Sorry, Naruto. I can't help you with that."
"WHAT?! WHY?!"
"I'm kind of in the middle of something. Talk to you later. Bye"
"Hello. Shikamaru, are you still there? DAMN-IT"
Naruto tossed the cell phone on his bed. He rushed back over to the computer logged off. If that pervert sent him a message back he didn't want to know about it. God…now he wasn't even in the mood to jerk off anymore.
He made his way to the kitchen to fix himself a bowl of ramen. He wondered where his uncle Jiraiya was. Naruto had lived with the man for years, but Jiraiya was never home. He was always out of town. Naruto practically raised himself; of course Jiraiya would stop in to rest for a few days, maybe even a week or two, and then he was gone again, but he always paid the bills and left money for Naruto so there were really no complaints from the blond. He didn't mind being alone. He was used to it.
Naruto sat down with his piping hot bowl of delicious noodles and began to eat. After dinner he would attempt to do some homework and then maybe watch some television or play video games. One thing was for certain…
…he was definitely NOT getting back on the computer tonight.
***
Another dull day of school.
Naruto sat next to Sai in their English class. He didn't want to have this conversation, but he had to tell someone or he would explode.
"So then I lost my balance in the chair and the water bottle fell on top of the keyboard and sent the message," Naruto said with a defeated sigh.
"Well…it could be worse," Sai said as he doodled on the edge of his notebook.
"You're kidding right? How could it get any worse than that?"
"Why are you making such a big deal out of it, Naru? It's not really much of a problem. Besides…you're pretty well hung so even if he did post pictures of it on the internet you don't have anything to be embarrassed about."
Naruto stared blankly at Sai at a lost for words. He shook his head as the teacher, Kakashi-sensei, walked through the door late as usual. Naruto directed his attention back to his friend.
"You're a real pervert, Sai."
"That I am, Naruto."
Kakashi plopped down in the chair in front of his desk. He propped both legs up on the edge of the desk and began his lesson.
"After reading your essays last week I was terribly disappointed. So…I've come up with something fun for you all to do."
Sakura raised her hand, but Kakashi didn't call on her. That didn’t stop her. She just blurted out her question anyway.
"Kakashi-sensei? I think I did a wonderful job on my essay. What was my grade?"
Kakashi looked at Sakura with a warm smile.
"Why, Sakura…you…failed."
Sakura opened her mouth to speak again, but Kakashi cut her off.
"This whole class needs to work on learning to describe things vividly…and that's where my little assignment comes in. Sakura, please come stand in front of the class."
Sakura stood up hesitantly. She walked a few short steps and turned to face the class as she stood next to Kakashi's desk.
"Now, class, I want you all to think of words to describe Sakura, and please…nothing obscene."
It only took seconds before people were blurting out words to describe the teen.
"Pink!"
"Bright!"
"Bossy!"
"Annoying!"
"Beautiful!" (Naruto said this, of course)
"Short!"
"Bitch!"
"Hey! Who said that?" Sakura shouted as she looked around the class.
Naruto glared at Sai through the corner of his eye. Sai gave him a small smile in return.
"Okay, that's enough. Thank you, Sakura. Next up is Kiba. Write these words down guys," Kakashi said as he motioned for Kiba to come to the front of the class.
Kiba walked to the front of the class and waited for his fellow classmates to shot out words to describe him.
"Dog!"
"Cute!"
"Funny!"
"Crazy!"
"Sexy!"
Kiba winked at a cute girl sitting in the back of the class that called him sexy.
Students continued to stand in front of the class one by one until Sasuke was called. Sasuke stood from his desk gracefully. Naruto rolled his eyes at the girls who were ogling over him. He stood in the front of the classroom, his eyes hidden by a curtain of dark hair. Before Kakashi could tell the class to begin, girls started shouting out words that they believed described the stoic Uchiha.
"Hot!"
"Wonderful!"
"Beautiful!"
"Super Sexy!"
"Smart!"
"Talented!"
"Attractive!"
"Genius!"
"Cool!"
"Mysterious!"
"BASTARD!"
All the females in the class turned to glare at Naruto. Naruto glared at Sasuke. Sasuke smirked back at him.
"Well, Naruto since you want to use such colorful words why don't you come up here next," Kakashi said with an amused expression.
Naruto stood up and walked up to the front of the class passing Sasuke whose hand brushed up against his ever so gently. It caught Naruto off guard but he ignored it. He turned to face the class, waiting for the stupid, mean, and rude comments he was sure they would dish out.
"Loud!'
"Arrogant!"
"Annoying!"
"Adorable!" (He glared and blushed at Sai)
"Funny!"
"Orange!"
"Blonde!"
"Cute" (He looked around for the source of the voice but couldn't find anyone. Neji smirked slightly.)
"Dobe"
"Don't call me that you—"
"Oh…look at the time. Class dismissed," Kakashi said before getting up from his desk and walking out the door.
The rest of the class grumbled before standing up, packing their belongings, and heading out the door as well. Naruto watched Sasuke's retreating back as he headed out the door. What a cocky bastard.
Oh well…next up…Gym!
***
Gym class was a big waste of time. The teacher, Gai-sensei, was absent so they had a substitute who just wanted them to run suicides all day long. The best thing about it was watching the girls line up running back and forth trying to stop their breast from bouncing all over the place. Kiba almost died from massive blood lost.
After gym Naruto took a quick shower in the boy's locker room. He got dressed, snatched his books out of his locker, and walked out following the rest of the other guys. He was halfway to the cafeteria when he realized he left his necklace in his gym locker. Afraid of breaking it he always took it off before gym class. He told Sai that he would meet him in the cafeteria as he dashed back to the locker room to retrieve his necklace. He swung the door open to the room. A small frown graced his face when he heard the distinct sound of water hitting tile. Some idiot had left the shower running. Naruto decided that he would do a good deed for today and cut it off.
After grabbing his necklace from out of his locker he walked over to the shower ready to pull open the curtain and turn the water off when he froze dead in his tracks. In the shower was the one and only, bastard, Uchiha Sasuke…
…and he was…
…masturbating.
Naruto swallowed as he watched the pale teen's hand slide over his own length. His skin glistened under the droplets of water that traveled down every bend and curve of his body. He was turned slightly to the side so Naruto could clearly see the most intimates parts of his body. Sasuke's eyes were closed. His face contorted in pleasure.
Naruto was at a lost. His mind was telling him to get the hell out of there, but a part of his anatomy, a part further south that was currently harder than a fucking brick, was telling him to stay and watch…HELL JOIN! The small moans escaping Sasuke's mouth made Naruto hold his breath in fear of letting out his own throaty moans. His blue eye filled with lust as he squeezed his clothed erection. No! This wasn't right. Sasuke was a bastard, and asshole, a jerk…Sasuke was…Sasuke was…
…Sasuke was…
…so fucking sexy.
Naruto stumbled backwards when onyx eyes locked with his own sky blue. How in the hell did he not notice Sasuke opening his eyes? Naruto stood statue-still, his hand still wrapped around his covered member.
"Can I help you with something, dobe?" Sasuke asked, his hand slowing down its ministrations as he stared at Naruto.
Naruto was afraid to know what he would sound like if he gave a voiced answer to Sasuke's question so he opted for shaking his head using this gesture to tell the other teen "no".
"Well, if you're not here for anything…then go away," Sasuke said, turning his back to the dobe as he continued to please himself.
Naruto turned around completely stunned. He made a beeline towards the locker room door determined to put space between himself and the Uchiha.
"Ughn…ahh!"
Naruto's back stiffened at that sound. Sasuke must have finished. That sound was going to hunt Naruto for the rest of his life. Naruto heard the rings holding up the shower curtain slide against the metal bar they were attached too.
Sasuke was getting out of the shower.
Without a second thought Naruto dashed out the door. He ran down the hall towards the cafeteria ignoring teachers shouting "No running!" and "Detention Uzumaki!" He had to get away from Sasuke. As he walked through the cafeteria doors Naruto had come to a decision. When he got home he would talk to this SharinganSOB guy. This guy was obviously a pervert and was definitely capable of taking Naruto's mind off of Sasuke. Yes, Naruto would talk to this guy because talking to him couldn't be half as bad or erotic as what he felt when talking to Sasuke.
Sasuke…
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