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Surprise no Jutsu	By : Trollmia Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Naruto/Sasuke Views: 1244 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Suprise no Jutsu, Third Round

Sasuke
followed the blonde that had caught him off guard and then captured him. He
looked at Naruto�s broad back and he could feel something warm pool in his
lower belly. That warmth was a mixture between frustration, self-hatred and
humiliation. And something that Sasuke refused to acknowledge at the moment �
Lust.

Sasuke
snarled silently as he felt the heat spread even further as he realized what
was going on inside him. He had no need for lust. He had no need to need
anyone. He needed power. He needed to kill his weasel brother for slaughtering
their clan. He needed to be... He silently cursed again. Damn that dobe for
putting stupid ideas in his head.

�But you must agree... he is one hot looking
guy... just think how hard and tight his ass would feel in the palm of your
hands...�

Ok, who
ever it was that was invading his mind (and there was a few blonde mind-mixing
family of ninjas that popped up), was going to pay for putting dirty thoughts
in his head. He was going to kill them slowly. He was going to skin them alive
and roll them in salt. He was going to insert needles into the most painful
acupuncture zones and add a dazzling dose of his Chidori for added effect.

�Hey!!! BASTARD!!� Naruto�s voice brought Sasuke back to reality and
it made the Uchiha feel even angrier.

How dared
he interrupt Sasuke�s plans of future torture of one Yamanaka clan??

�You�re
slacking bastard! Did you get lazy when you trained under that snake??�

Ohh nasty
challenge there..

�I just
don�t want to be too close to you dobe,� Sasuke retaliated.

Sasuke
could see that Naruto shrug just slightly with his shoulders as he took another
jump towards another roof. But it was not the shrug that annoyed Sasuke. No... it was that damn smug smile that adorned Naruto�s whiskered
face. God damn � it made Sasuke want to drive the Chidori straight between
those blue eyes.

It was not
that the Kyuubi-holder was annoying. It was the fact that Sasuke knew that
Naruto knew that Naruto had been able to defeat the heir to the Uchiha-legacy
with a little kiss. And Naruto knew that he could do it again. And that made
Sasuke want to throw up hairballs with the size of Pakkun.

�See... just give in to the kit and let him
have his way with you... and I�m sure you�ll be thanking him later. Just think
how much fun you two can have together... rolling around in the hay...Not to
mention what you can do in the onsen...�

�THAT�S IT YOU DAMN....!? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???!!� Sasuke stopped in mid air as he looked
around, trying to find the damn person that was projecting these thoughts into
his head.

Naruto
stopped and turned around to look at the Uchiha. Once he realized what was
going on he sighed.

�Damn fox � stop with your damn telepathy � I
don�t want him to be a total nutcase you know!� Naruto chastised the demon that took up place inside
his soul. �So please just stop..?�

A dark
chuckle could be heard from the demon fox. �You
know he has the hots for you... I�m just warming him
up a bit.��

�Then stop... I want him to come to me by his
own free will and not because you�ve planted a lot of hentai thoughts in is
head,� Naruto
answered back.

�KEH!! You humans and your love... you
should live more by emotions and less what your heart and mind tells you...� the demon fox snorted.

�When the heart is involved the humans becomes
stupid,� Naruto
silently replied. �And yet we can not
live without our heart..�

�Right, right... you will have your way kit...
I�ll stop and play around with his head...� the Kyuubi sighed in defeat. But he would have
loved to have the kit�s admission to do some more... havoc... but if Naruto
said no... well... He could step back � for now.

�Thank you... now keep it down... we�re at the
onsen now...�
Naruto told the fox demon.

A soft,
growling snort was the only answer Naruto got.

�And please remember � keep out of Sasuke�s
head. He�s having trouble as it is...�

�You know that your shadow-manipulating friend
is right � you can be soooo troublesome.�

�Oh do shut up!� Naruto growled.

�Who are you talking too?� asked Sasuke.

Naruto
landed at the front gates of the onsen and he looked at Sasuke. Blue eyes met
onyx ones. A moment of silence and then...

�Get inside
Uchiha... you need to clean up because you stink like a herd of wilder beasts.�

Naruto
ducked as Sasuke threw a punch at him.

�You need
to be quicker than that Uchiha,� Naruto told him and of course it annoyed the
black haired teen and as if that comment was enough he just had to add another
one. �Don�t worry Uchiha, once you�ve been rehabilitated and re-instated as a
ninja of the leafs, you and I will start training
again. Can�t have the last heir of the Sharingan just
lie around and get lazy now...�

�I�m going
to kill you,� Sasuke growled.

�Sure you
are, but not until after you cleaned up. I refuse to be killed by a stinking
asshole.�

And with that
Naruto pushed the fuming raven into the onsen area, steering him towards the
changing rooms.

�Now get
out of those filthy rags and take a shower before you take a dip in the hot
spring will ya,� Naruto said. �And don�t worry; we�ll
get you some new clothes. This stupid outfit you have will be burnt and so will
this stupid assbow... Man I can�t understand why you
would wear such an ugly thing!�

A black glare.

�The snake really have no sense of fashion you must agree on
that! I mean, who in the right mind would come up with such a thing as an assbow?�

A deadly, black glare.

�Then
again, who in the right mind would wear one too?�

A glare from the darkest pits of hell.

�Hey, can
you shoot laser beams with those eyes?�

�Annoying isn�t he?� the dark chuckle replied inside
Sasuke�s head. And this time Sasuke couldn�t agree more on the matter. Well,
not until the damn voice began to mumble something about a stamina that could
belong to a god.. �Just
imagine how long he could keep it up in bed...�

�Hit the
showers Uchiha before I make you,� Naruto purred viciously.

And Sasuke
knew that Naruto would do just that � make him. And he really didn�t want the
dobe any closer than he was now.

�You�re such a liar...� The voice said.

�Am not!� Sasuke silently pouted. No.. not pouted... he did not pout.
It was a scientific fact that Uchiha couldn�t pout. Simple as
that.

�Just get rid of the clothes and do what the
kit says or else he will undress you and who knows what will happen after
that...?�

�I so didn�t
need to hear that,� Sasuke mumbled as he undid the knot of his purple assbow and let it fall to the floor. He looked at it as he
slid his dirty yukata off his shoulders. Perhaps the
dobe was right � the assbow sure looked stupid.

�What didn�t
you need to hear?� Naruto asked.

�Nothing,�
Sasuke replied and then went to ignore the blond all together. A minute later
he was in the showers. He wouldn�t admit it but it felt heavenly. It had been
quite awhile since he had a decent shower or a bath. And now if he could zone
out that bright annoyance he could actually enjoy this little scrub down.

Naruto
sighed inwardly. Sasuke was such an asshole. But he knew how to break down his
asshole-ness. He had done it not so long ago and he
would do it again if it was called for. And man, Sasuke surely looked good
enough to eat. All that pale skin. The dark hair that stood
in such contrast to the paleness. To his horror Naruto could feel his
pants become slightly tighter as he watched the raven shower and scrub his body
clean from dirt.

�Damn...� He thought and turned around and went to check
so his request about new clothes had been granted. He had asked before he took
Sasuke here to the onsen that a net set of changes would be left here.

Sasuke had
been successful in tuning out the dobe. Not entirely but much. The only thing
he couldn�t tune out was the fact that he had felt Naruto look at him and his
backside. And damn it all if it didn�t turn him on. He looked down between his
legs as he sat there on one of the small stools as he washed himself. Yeah,
some part of his brain surely liked the fact that Naruto had been staring at
him. Curse this body and its hormones.

Naruto came
back and placed the new set of clothes on the bench. He could hear a small
splash indicating that Sasuke had moved from the showers to the hot spring.
Naruto pondered if he should join the Uchiha in the bath or if he should wait
just a little bit longer. A slight twitch between his legs told him that he
should wait unless he really wanted to make a fool of himself in front of his
best friend.

So Naruto
went out there to the onsen and sat down on one of the stones across from
Sasuke. He willed his body to calm down just a bit as he watched Sasuke. The
black haired teen had his eyes closed as he relaxed back against the edge of
the hot spring.

�What are
you looking at dobe?� Sasuke asked after a few moments of silence. He could
feel Naruto�s blue gaze linger on him.

�Something utterly delicious...� The Kyuubi shouted inside Naruto�s
head.

�Shit...
you don�t even try to catch a tan do you?� Naruto blurted out trying to block
what ever the Kyuubi was ranting about.

Sasuke
opened one eye to give him his glare but it lost all its power as he saw Naruto
sit there across the small pond with his pants rolled up a bit and his feet in
the warm water.

There were
another few moments of silence and Sasuke could see that it was making Naruto
uncomfortable. �Well, it�s his own damn
fault for dragging me here..� Sasuke thought and
closed his eye again.

Naruto
chewed his lip a bit. He wanted to talk to Sasuke, but he didn�t know what to
talk about. And it made him nervous. He wished he could go back to how they
acted when they were twelve years old and shouted insults to each other and yet
were best friends.

�Then ask him about his other plan...� The Kyuubi suggested.

�Ehh, his
other plan?�
Naruto sounded mentally confused.

�Damn, the brat surely is right when he calls
you a dobe you know... What is the Uchiha�s first goal?� Kyuubi sighed inside his cage.

Naruto
frowned at that, of course he knew what Sasuke�s first goal was. It was to
destroy the man that had killed Sasuke�s family.

�Good, but he also had another goal... don�t
you remember the first day with that perverted jounin-teacher of yours?� Kyuubi pressed on.

�That was three years ago!!� Naruto yelled inside his head. �You expect me to remember what the asshole
said back then??�

�Of course, or are you human such pathetic
creatures that you can not even remember even the very important things?�

Ohh,
taunting demons really could push your buttons.

Naruto
thought back at the day when they formed Team 7 under the watchful eye of one
Hatake Kakashi. The memories washed over him and his blue eyes widened in
realization.

The fox
demon began to laugh darkly when he noticed that Naruto finally remembered
Sasuke�s second goal.

To rebuild the Uchiha-clan.

�And how the hell would I bring that up? I don�t
want him to hook up with some woman just to fuck and re-populate his damn
clan!!� Naruto
snarled at the entity inside his head.

�Who said anything
about a woman?�

�HUH?? What
the fuck do you mean? How the hell would you manage to do that if not with a
woman?!!� Naruto shouted out of the blue making Sasuke jerk out of his half-meditative
state.

�Dobe what
the hell are you screaming about?� asked Sasuke.

Naruto
blushed as he realized that he blurted that out.

�N-nothing!�

Sasuke
snorted and closed his eyes again. But the blonde�s out of the blue-statement
irked him and he decided he would try and press Naruto later on. He wanted some
answers. But for now, he would enjoy his bath and by the look of it, he would
be able to do it alone because Naruto pulled his feet out of the water and
stomped back into the changing room again.

But
curious... yes, he was curious.

T B C

I hope you
liked things so far...

Please leave a thought about what you think.

You might wonder if this will turn into an M-preg fic... and truthfully � I really don�t know at the moment.
I have another idea brewing, but I will not tell you about it � not just yet.
Until next time � don�t drink and fly.
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