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Digital Love	By : YaoiloverS Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1196 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Chapter List
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Yaoilover S: I don’t own Naruto or Global Communication
Glay: Thank gods you don’t
Yaoilover S: Glay! I love you and your song especially Global Communication!
Naruto: Enjoy the chapter :holds Yaoilover S back: Run Glay run!
Yaoilover S: Let go! I’m the birthday brat! I at least deserve to cling on a gay J-pop singer.
Naruto: I’m not sure about Glay but Gackt is bi
Yaoilover S: Yosh! I’ll get Gackt then! :runs away:
Ch. 3 Global Communication.
-Narrator-
Two weeks later...
Naruto is currently sending N-Destiny15 20 e-mails containing nothing but numerous cursing. “Ha take that you stupid ass! And there’s more of that where it came from too. And-huh?” Naruto clicked his inbox.
From: F.A.T.E .at yahoo .com
To: Foxy-fox-fox .at yahoo .com
Subject: Stop it already
Look, I know you’re mad about me calling you all those names but seriously stop sending me those e-mails, my little cousin saw one and almost told my father. So stop sending me those damn e-mails and just forget about it.
Naruto frowned and started typing.
From: Foxy-fox-fox at yahoo .com
To: F.A.T.E .at yahoo .com
Subject: )
That didn’t sound like an apology to me, and I won’t stop ‘til I get 1.
Naruto started writing more e-mails until his A.I.M screen popped up.
N-Destiny15: Look, I’m not the kind that apologizes to people, so can I do something else?
Foxy-Smile-999: No, I want my apology so u better learn how 2 apologize or else I’ll write more!
N-Destiny15: You got to be kidding
Foxy-Smile-999: I’m writing some more right now as we speak
Foxy-Smile-999: Well...
N-Destiny15: Fine you win, I’m sorry for calling you names
Foxy-Smile-999: Thank u, that wasn’t so hard now was it?
N-Destiny15: Shut up, I’m already embarrassed as it is.
Foxy-Smile-999: y?
N-Destiny15: You wouldn’t understand
Fox-ySmile-999:Okay, shut up about that damn understanding crap. I don’t care if do or don’t just tell me.
N-Destiny15:I have something call pride, unlike you, I want to keep my pride. Today I lost some.
Foxy-Smile-999: All because of a stupid apology?
N-Destiny15: If it was so stupid then why did want me to apologize?
Foxy-Smile-999: I don’t care about pride, it’s the respect that counts jackass.
N-Destiny15: Respect is easy to get.
Foxy-Smile-999: No it’s not, it’s really hard 2 get.
N-Destiny15: How?
Foxy-Smile-999: U try 2 get respect and get along with people that hate u.
N-Destiny15: I don’t, when people that you try to gain respect from hate you, you don’t try to get their respect because it’s pointless. Just go get respect from other people.
Foxy-Smile-999: What the fuck r u smoking? ‘cause that is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard! U don’t just give up ‘cause that person hates u, u just keep on trying until they start acknowledging u!
-NDestiny15: That is what you call wasting your time.
Foxy-Smile-999: Shut up u ass! U don’t know anything. I bet u can’t even get my respect.
NDestiny15: Is that a challenge?
Foxy-Smile-999: Yeah it is! So r u up 2 it?
N-Destiny15: Fine, this is gonna be easy
Foxy-Smile-999: Ha! Just u wait.
N-Destiny15: Crap I have to go, looks like the challenge have to wait.
Foxy-Smile-999: Y?
N-Destiny15: I have to go somewhere in about ten minuets
Foxy-Smile-999: Well can u just talk 5 minuets more and then get ready.
N-Destiny15: Sorry, no can do. I’ll talk to you later :kiss:
N-Destiny15: signed off 4:02 P.M
“What the hell?” Naruto looked at the screen. “Did he just kiss me?” he yelled.
Naruto’s mom opened Naruto’s door. “What did you say Naruto?”
“Um, nothing Tsunade” Naruto said as he covered the computer screen.
“I could have sworn I heard the word kiss.” Tsunade raised an eyebrow.
“No, no you didn’t I said miss, not kiss” Naruto lied.
“Nice try kid, now pay up.” She said as she held out her hand.
“Fine, fine” Naruto grumbled as he handed five dollars to his mom.
“Now that ought to teach you a lesson.” She smiled as she walked out the room.
“What lesson? All you do is make me pay you when ever I lie.” Naruto murmured as he logged off A.I.M and went on Photoshop to finish his drawings.
The Next Day...
Naruto was walking down the hall. He stopped, looked around, and saw Shikamaru looking at him. “Hey Shika!” he waved.
The lazy boy’s eyes widened but he quickly shook it off and ran for his life.
“Wait!” Naruto called out as he ran after the boy.
Shikamaru finally stopped to catch his breath.
“SHIKAMARU!” Naruto yelled as he stomped down the school hall, also trying to catch his breath.
Shikamaru froze ‘damn, he’s gonna pull a big one on me now’ he sighed and turned to face the blonde.
Naruto stopped in front of the lazy boy and smiled. “Don’t ever do that to me next time,” he said sweetly as he pet his friend’s hair.
Shikamaru was terrified. ‘Shit this one is gonna really be bad, crap I better not bring anything to school from now on’ he gulped.
“See you soon” he cheered as he skipped down the hall.
“...” Shikamaru stood there, wondering what the evil blonde will do to him.
Naruto smiled to himself ‘Ha ha, this is the best idea I ever had! Nothing will ruin this day, nothing!’ Naruto marched down to his next class.
Two minuets later...
‘My day is ruined!’ Naruto mentally screamed as he stomps down the hall once more. ‘What does that whore thinks she’s doing?! Kissing Sasuke like he’s food! I should be the only one who can do that! He’s mine! Well...He isn’t really mine, but he isn’t hers either! I’ll make sure the prank will be the biggest one she’ll never forget! NEVER!’
Haku felt a bloodlust presence near by. “Naruto saw Sakura kissing Sasuke again,” he sighed.
“Haku! You, me, bathroom, NOW!” Naruto growled.
“Well ooga booga to you too,” Haku said as he followed Naruto to the bathroom and locked the door. “So what is your plan?” Haku crossed his arms.
“You have to stay in the girls locker room for a while,” Naruto said as he washed his face.
“Aw, I have pretended to be a girl again?” Haku wined. “I don’t want to do it.”
“Why? You did it in middle school” Naruto frowned.
“Yeah, because the girls over there have nothing to show. But here...don’t make me do it, I hate the sight of girls dressing!” Haku cried.
“Fine, then the prank to Sakura is off” Naruto said as he cleaned his ear.
Haku’s eyes widened. “No! The prank will go on. Even if I have to face my fear and see ugly girls get dress.” Haku shuttered.
“Good, now the dressing period is almost over, you better hurry” Naruto grinned.
Haku sighed as he let down his hair and stuffed his shirt with small balloons filled with dog food. “Ready” he sighed.
Good now go and wait for me.” Naruto said as he dashed out the bathroom.
In the Girls locker room...
Haku waited inside of the lost and found closet until he heard the door shut. “Thank god” he exhaled as he exited the closet.
Haku looked around to make sure no one was there with him.
Tap
Tap
“Eek!” Haku squeaked as he looked at the window. He soon relaxed and opened the window. “Thank goodness it was just you Naruto.” Haku said as he helped Naruto get in.
Naruto dusted himself off and took off his backpack. “Now, do you know where Sakura’s locker is in?”
“Yup! It’s right by mine, I made sure of it.” Haku saluted.
“Good, now let’s hurry, we still need to install the camera after this,” Naruto said as he took out his gloves.
Forty minuets later...
“Okay Haku, your P.E period is up next, so hurry to your position.” Naruto whispered into the walkie-talkie.
“Okay, I’m at the area right now”
“Okay, Sakura should be getting in right now.” Naruto said as he adjusted the zooming.
“Good, now press record and face it at her, I’ll be ready”
“Roger,” Naruto cheered quietly.
“Guess what Ino-pig,” Sakura taunted as she turn the combination of her locker.
“What?” Ino said as she put on her shirt.
“I kissed Sasuke and I used my tongue this time” she evilly grinned.
Ino eyes widened for a second but she looked away as she walked out the door.
“I finally got Sasuke” Sakura giggled as she opened up her locker. Her eyes widened as she sniffed inside. “Ewww, this dust is really starting to stink,” she said as she covered her nose and put on her shorts.
Glomp
Drip
“Eeeeeeeeeeee! What is this stuff?!” she screamed as she looked at the slimy, smelly, bumpy, burning bubbling, and sticky goo dripping out of her shorts. “Help, someone, there’s some stuff coming out of my shorts!”
All the girls crowded around her.
“Eww, that’s nasty” one girl wheezed.
“I can’t believe Sakura did that in public” another snarled.
“What? I didn’t do this, this isn’t mine,” Sakura cried.
“Yuck, you don’t even admit your action” one girl snapped.
“How pathetic” a girl scowled.
Sakura looked around the room. “But-but-waaaaaaaaa!” Sakura cried a she ran out the locker room.
“Haku, now!” Naruto whispered with excitement.
Haku was out side the locker room, “okay” he said as he tied one end of the jump rope to a fence, jumped back with the other end, and pulled hard as Sakura ran towards him.
“Ahhh!” Sakura yelped as she tripped over the jump rope and fall on her face, exposing two big-goo stained holes in her shorts that once covered her clean ass.
Everyone crowded around her and laughed.
Sakura looked up and stared at everyone. “Stop laughing this isn’t funny, wait ‘til my boyfriend, Sasuke, hears about thi-“her eyes filled with tears as she looked behind her. “Sasuke!” she cried.
Oh yes, Sasuke was there alright, laughing with everyone else of course.
Sakura took off her shorts and fled the scene, crying her dirty eyes out.
Naruto came out of the locker room. “The best one!” he laughed as he wiped a tear away.
Haku ran up to the blonde and gave him a high five. “Thank you,” he smiled as he looked at the direction the pink-haired girl ran.
“The pleasure was all mine,” Naruto grinned.
Haku stopped laughing and looked at Naruto. “Oh, I almost forgot, what did you Shikamaru? He looked terrified like he saw a ghost.” Haku stopped and leaned down in Naruto’s ear. “Was your prank that bad?”
“Nope, I only did one thing that will freak him out for days,” Naruto smiled.
“What?” Haku tilted his head.
“I didn’t pull any prank on him at all, nor will I ever do one until three weeks have passed,” he smiled.
“Ah, the most frightening thing anyone can imagine when Naruto doesn’t do a prank one after they did on him.” Haku smiled.
“Yup!” Naruto said as he turned around and started walking away.
“Where are you going?” Haku asked.
Naruto looked back and smiled. “I need to get to my Spanish class before Ms. Hall notices I was gone for twenty minuets.” ‘Alright, I actually did something that made not think about N-destiny15. Damn I thought about him again! Naruto smacked his head as he walked away.
Sasuke looked at Naruto through the crowed and smirked.
At home...
“I’m home,” Naruto laughed as he entered his house.
“What’s so funny?” Tsunade asked as she welcomed her son back from school.
“Oh nothing, just that a girl shitted on herself in P.E today” Naruto grinned.
They both laughed for a while.
Bonk
“Ow! Mama, why did you do that?” Naruto squealed as he rubs his head.
“No cursing in front of a lady,” she growled.
“Not like you’re one you old hag.” Naruto murmured as he looked away.
“What was that?” she yelled as she clenched her fists.
“Nothing, oh lovely, beautiful woman.” Naruto said in a girlish tone.
Tsunade sighed. “Okay, what do you want?”
“My present you promised me since I got an A.P. class.” Naruto crossed his arms.
“Okay then, here” she smiled as she took off her necklace and put it on Naruto.
Naruto looked down at the piece of jewelry and frowned. “You’re gonna give an old-ugly jewelry?”
WHAM!
“that-hurt!!” Naruto wined loudly as he rubbed his injured head.
“Don’t ever insult the necklace,” his mom growled as she glared down at the boy.
Naruto continued rubbing as he looked up at his kaasan. He gasped. “Mom, where is your ugly necklace?” he said as he pointed her neck.
Tsunade eye twitched rapidly as she cracked her knuckles.
In Naruto’s room...
“Oh, my head...” Naruto groaned as he sat up from his bed. “How was I suppose to know that she gave me her precious thingy.” He frowned. Naruto turned his head at his alarm clock.
6:42 P.M.
“Hey, I wonder if he’s on.” Naruto said as he opened his laptop. Just as he was about to log in, Naruto paused.
N-Destiny15: Sorry, no can do. I’ll talk to you later :kiss:
That moment kept on playing in his mind over and over. “Should I? I mean he does think I’m a girl...so is that normal for boys to do that?” Naruto was in deep thought until he realized he clicked his name.
“How the hell did that happen?” he questioned himself.
Beep
“Ahh!” Naruto screamed as he heard the pop up sound of his computer.
N-Destiny15: Hey, miss me?
Foxy-Smile-999: Yeah
“What the fuck?!” Naruto yelled. He quickly typed more.
Foxy-Smile-999: ‘cause now I can beat u in our bet
N-Destiny15: Nice try. Next time think before you speak or in this case type.
Foxy-Smile-999: Shut up, u still didn’t get my respect yet so just give up! You’ll never win against me!
N-Destiny15: Oh, but I thought you said that people should keep on trying even if the person hates them?
Foxy-Smile-999: Fuck u
N-Destiny15: Just as I thought
Foxy-Smile-999: what?
N-Destiny15: You like me
Foxy-Smile-999: WHAT? No fucking way will I like a stupid cocky bastard like you!
N-Destiny15: Oh? Then why do you continue talking to me?
Foxy-Smile-999: That’s because of our bet
N-Destiny15: Even after the bet is over, you’re still going to talk to me
Foxy-Smile-999: U can’t say what I’m gonna do
N-Destiny15: I just did
Foxy-Smile-999: Shut up already
N-Destiny15: Not until you admit you like me
Foxy-Smile-999:I do not now shut up!
N-Destiny15: If you want me to shut up then log off and you won’t have to hear me again
Foxy-Smile-999: I don’t have 2
NDestiny15: Because you like me
Foxy-Smile-999: Do not!
N-Destiny15: Say what you want to say but that doesn’t change the fact that you like me and I can tell that you were thinking about me too.
Foxy-Smile-999: No I didn’t! I do not like u, u just say that so u can feel cool and get ur pride raised higher
N-Destiny15: Pride doesn’t work that way
Foxy-Smile-999: shut up
N-Destiny15: no
Foxy-Smile-999: You better shut up
N-Destiny15: Or what? You’re going to hurt me? All you’re gonna do is mess up your screen and cry to your mom like a stupid baby...
N-Destiny15: That really likes me
Foxy-Smile-999: Shut up
N-Destiny15: No!
N-Destiny15: I bet you’re logging off right now
Foxy-Smile-999: Logged off 7:35 P.M.
“That bastard! Accusing me that I like him!” Naruto said as he shut down the computer. ‘But you do like him’
“No I don’t, I like Sasuke” scratched his head.
‘And N-Destiny15’
“Damn!” Naruto yelled as he leaned back against his bed. “How can I like two guys...it’s not possible, for all I know N-destiny15 can be an old man”
‘Or a cute young boy’
“Arg, I can’t stand it anymore!” Naruto yelled as he threw his pillow at his wall. “I don’t like him, he’s just tricking me!”
‘How’
“Easy, because he just want some attention” Naruto closed his eyes.
‘But, he did say he rather be gay than to go out with you’
“True but he thinks I’m a girl so he can’t like me” Naruto smiled.
‘He will, once he finds out you’re a boy...’
“huh?” Naruto sat up. “I got to stop talking to myself,” he said as he rubbed his head.
“Naruto, I’m expecting company over for dinner, that means shower now!” Tsunade said as she threw a towel at Naruto.
“Who’s coming over?” Naruto said as he got up.
“Some people that want their son to do some volunteer work at the hospital.” She said as she gave Naruto some soap.
“But why here?” Naruto said as he took off his shirt.
“Because my boss said I can get extra money if I help the kid and besides,” she looked away as Naruto took off his shorts.
Bonk
“Ow!” Naruto rubbed his head.
“No one else in the hospital can do it because they’re already have kids to deal with,” she finished as she rubbed her hand. “Now hurry up, they’re be here in forty minutes”
Naruto stomped down the hall, mumbling insults to Tsunade (behind her back of course) as he went inside the bathroom. He took off his towel and turned on the hot and cold water.
After getting dress...
Naruto was trying to find a clean pair of cloths while attempting to dry his hair.
Ding Dong
Naruto threw some dirty pants aside and started digging in his drawer.
Ding Dong
“NARUTO, GET THE DAMN DOOR, I’M BUSY MAKING DINNER!” Tsunade yelled.
Naruto put his towel back on and quickly ran to the door. He tried fixing his damp hair but it was still too wet. ‘What a good time wearing a white towel Naruto’ Naruto cursed himself as he opened the door.
‘huh?!’ he mentally screamed as he looked at the person at the door.
“S-Sasuke?”
To be continued...
(Yaoilover S: I’m just kidding! Continue with the story!)
“Well, aren’t you going to let me in dumbass?” Sasuke crossed his arms.
Naruto raised an eyebrow. “Why are you here?”
“I’m here to see your mom idiot, now let me in,” he growled.
“Screw you!” Naruto said as he slammed the door in Sasuke’s face. ‘Idiot, idiot, IDOIT! Why did you do that? Now how you gonna get Sasuke?! And the worse part is, HE SAW ME IN A TOWEL!!”
Bonk
“Naruto! Let him in now!” Tsunade yelled as she pushes Naruto to the door.
“Why don’t you do it?” Naruto turned to look at his kaasan.
“Because I’m busy right now,” she said as she went back to the kitchen.
Naruto frowned, ‘Okay, here it goes...I sure hope he left,’ he sighed and opened to door.
Sasuke was still there, looking more pissed than before. “Why are you still in my way stupid?” he growled.
Naruto clenched his fists. “I’m not stupid you ba-“
“NARUTO!” Tsunade yelled as she threw her giant spoon at his head. “Let him in now!”
“Ow!” Naruto screeched as he moved out of the doorway while rubbing his head.
“Idiot,” Sasuke spat as he entered the house.
Naruto frowned and left the room to get dress.
Tsunade poked her head out of the kitchen. “Oh Sasuke, you came early. I still need about fifteen minutes so you can wait in the living room or go to Naruto’s room. It’s down the hall between the bathroom and the hallway closet.”
Sasuke nodded and went down the hall.
Naruto took off his towel and continued digging in his drawer. ‘Damn it! I can’t believe he saw me in a towel...well at least he’s leaving soon...I hope,’ he sighed as he closed the drawer and bent down to pick up his brush.
“Oi, dumbass.” Sasuke called as he opened the door.
“I’m not a dumbass you-“Naruto paused. ‘Oh. Shit.’
Sasuke eyes widened as he looked at the naked Naruto. He opened his mouth but it quickly closed.
‘Move damn it move!’ Naruto mentally screamed. But he was too shocked to do anything. ‘Naruto, move! Move before it’s too late’ Naruto finally opened his mouth. “You like what you see?” Naruto blushed then quickly closed his mouth and looked at the boy.
Sasuke looked at Naruto for a while then he smirked.
‘Huh? He isn’t beating the crap out of me yet? What the hell?’ Naruto slowly lowered his hands.
“As the matter of fact, I do,” he said as he walked closer to the confused blonde.
‘Is my 3-year dream coming true?’
Sasuke kept on walking until he passed Naruto.
‘Huh?’ Naruto made a confused face and turned to face Sasuke.
“That drawing you did of me looks really good.” He complemented as he looked at the picture of him (Sasuke) crossing his arms as Sakura is holding his arm for dear life while standing on a giant eagle and Naruto in the front being held by the biggest eagle in the picture. (Yaoilover S: Just ask me for the picture if you don’t understand what the hell I’m talking about.)
‘I. Am. Such. An. Idiot. Stupid Naruto, why, why, why did you think he will like you!’ Naruto was mentally beating the crap out of himself. Naruto just realized he was still naked and started blushing. “Get the hell out of here you perv!” he yelled as he pushes Sasuke out of his room. “And give me back my drawing!” he snapped as he slam the door in Sasuke’s face.
‘I’m so stupid.’ Naruto leaned against the door.
“Naruto, Sasuke, dinner!”
Naruto quickly put on his leaf headband he made, slipped on brown shorts, a white shirt and a short-sleeve orange shirt He took a deep breath and opened the door. He quietly went to the table and started eating his food.
Sasuke looked at Tsunade while then finally started eating.
Tsunade looked at Sasuke and smiled. “You wanted to ask me a question Sasuke?”
“Aren’t you a little too young to be a doctor?” he looked up at the ‘young women’.
“Well yes I am,” she smiled.
“Aren’t you trusting her a little too much Sasuke?” Naruto took some seconds.
Sasuke looked at Naruto while Tsunade twitched. “I can handle it Naruto,” she said as calmly as she can.
Naruto looked at Sasuke. “You’re she can teach you? I’m worried.”
Tsunade bent her spoon.
“Besides, she’s a 50-year old hag, she’s faking her youth.” He looked at his cup.
“Someone that is paid a lot of money shouldn’t deceive anyone like that,” he took a big gulp of his drink.
Tsunade stood up, “Let’s take this outside brat!” she yelled.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. ‘What the hell? Aren’t they family?’
Outside...
“Humph, I’m young. No matter what you say... I don’t need to be serious with a brat like you.” She help up a finger. “This is all I need.”
‘Interesting...’ Sasuke looked at Tsunade then Naruto.
“Stop calling me brat damn it!” Naruto snapped.
Tsunade stood there for a second then she smirked.
“Come on!” Naruto yelled as he charged at her.
Tsunade quickly knocked his headband off and put her finger in front if Naruto’s forehead, ready to flick his head.
‘One finger again?’ he asked himself again as he closed his eyes, ready for the final blow.
But nothing happened.
Naruto felt something warm on his head and the finger on his chin.
Sasuke was confused but didn’t want to ask her.
Naruto opened his eyes and saw Tsunade kissing his forehead. (Yaoilover S: recognized this part? Ch. 171 of the Naruto manga)
Tsunade backed up and smiled. “I forgot to give you my other gift with that necklace.”
Naruto looked at her for a second then his eyes widened. “Ahhhhhh! I have old lady germs on me! Now I’m gonna be turning old soon!” he screamed as he rubbed his head rapidly.
Sasuke sweat dropped, Tsunade eye twitched and Naruto was screaming about him being old and ugly.
“Dummy!” she smacked Naruto’s head. “It’s not polite to yell at a girl after she gives you a gift.”
“What? A gift of ugly-oldness?” Naruto yelled as he started rubbing his head again.
Sasuke looked at the two, ‘Yup, they’re related.’
To be continued...
Yaoilover S: Sorry about the shortness, it gonna the other part in the next chapter. I had to add the part from the manga, the one in Crazy Night sucked so at least this one was a little better, right? And If you were confused about Neji said that Naruto like him, you’ll understand later or until then you can say he also predicted that like when he said tell Naruto is a stupid blonde.
Naruto: Hey who’s stupid?!
Yaoilover S: You
Naruto: No I’m not!
Yaoilover S: you’re right, you’re really slow
Naruto: No I’m not!
Yaoilover S: Yes you are. You’re so slow that you’re going backwards.
Naruto: HEY!
Yaoilover S: Okay, I’m pissed! :reads chapter 2:
Naruto: Why are you pissed?
Yaoilover S: I just read the second chapter and noticed they didn’t put yours or Neji’s e-mail. I have to repost it.
Naruto: Is there anything I can do to cheer you up?
Yaoilover S: Well today can you :whispers in Naruto’s ear:
Naruto: Okay, that’s easy.
Yaoilover S: Huh? :reads review: Oh my god! Someone’s birthday is on the same day as mine!
Naruto: Really? Who?
Yaoilover S: CrazyKurenai, can you believe it? Now I have to make her a card!
20 Minutes later...
Yaoilover S: done! Now If you guys want a card then you’ll have to go to my profile, just go to the Live Journal link! And if you want to know what I asked Naruto to do, just go to the same link to Live Journal. I also put down when I will update too!
Naruto: I’m ready for the party!
Yaoilover S: All right! Lets go, hope to see you guys there!
Next Chapter:
Something BIG is going to happen to Naruto! Hint: KISS! But from who...?
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