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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Kurai Kisu: Well I'm back. And I have
come to the conclusion that one day I plan to kick one of those
retarded hopping squirrels right in the ass. Of course most likely I
will need to be prepared to go to war. Hmm. Not a whole lot to talk
about from my end other than this somehow I keep getting suckered
into writing when I am ready to stop * sighs * oh well. Since
everyone seems into the NejiMenma thing which honestly I don't want
anyone touching Menma but Naruto I didn't wanna leave poor Menma out.
No there will be no NejiMenm in this one BUT I am gonna do a side
story that focuses on these two getting together. Now so you know
once I FINALLY get to the birth I will do two chapters after that to
one, go with the pictures I drew and two show you what HELL they are
putting their parents through. So the side story will be sometime
after the kids are born. Oh and if anyone is interested I have been
talked into doing another NaruMenma I don't mind even though I am
ashamed at how I bombed the last one (I'M SORRY MENMA!!!) but I hope
some of you will follow me into it but not till I finish this damn
HakuNaru story as well. So here we go OH and before I forget I hear
you all yes I will be doing a lemon with Naru-chan in charge but like
I have mentioned before I am an avid supporter of Naru-UKE so he will
be uke but who says an uke can't be dominant hmmm?

Chapter 29: (And it just keeps on
going)

“Naruto-san!!!” A small
boy rushed down the steps of the dormitory followed by 3 other
bodies. The blond turned around to be greeted by Kiko, two other
little boys, and a heavily panting Konohamaru. Blue eyes scanned over
the younger teen. He felt sorry for him, knowing that the chibi
brunette was capable of a lot of unexplainable mishaps. And now he
seemed to have multiplied his forces.

“Hi guys...” Kiko beamed
up at him while his two friends circled the cross dressing male. As
exasperating as the two brunettes were, Naruto knew that his secret
was safe from the two suspicious boys inspecting him. He let out a
sigh at the same time the blue haired boy's head snapped up at him.

“You are one FAT bitch!”
Naruto's eyes widened then narrowed dangerously at the kid. Then he
noticed the tiny raven off to the side. He had an air to him that
reminded the tan boy of his friend, Shino.

“You know your girth is
circumferential to that of a C-4 bomb (A/N: I have no idea what I am
saying it just sounds technical). We could easily strap you up for a
Kamikaze mission.” Other than the red eyed boy, everyone else's
e yes bulged damn near out their head at Ryuki.

“What the hell is wrong with
you?! Why can't you just say hi without sounding like you're gonna
attack someone?!” Konohamaru popped Ryuki in the back of the
head before trying to pull his own hair out. The poor teen had been
stuck with the punishment of watching all 3 since Haku found all of
the middle school kids' shoes super glued to the ceiling and stuffed
with huge wads of spit balls. The priest was livid as prepubescent
screams filled the air and rooms rained spit balls. But of course,
the runt squad didn't suffer even when they confessed. No it was
placed upon the 13 year old's shoulders as his “divine”
duty to guide the kawaii cherubs (A/N: * coughs* bullshit) to the
right path. A duty that Konohamaru was not completely enthusiastic to
take on.

Naruto gently patted the boy on the
shoulder. Brown eyes glanced up at him, he offered a tired smile.

“Sorry....I couldn't believe it
at first but Kiko's actually a well behaved little guy, compared to
these two .” Naruto added the last part under his breath. The
blond chuckled softly. The hazel eyed chibi had an indignant look on
his face he folded his arms over his chest and stuck his nose in the
air.

“Hmph I'm always well
behaved!” Silence reigned over the small group causing Kiko to
look around. He wondered why everyone got so quite and were staring
at him. Seconds flew by when finally everyone including Shuei and
Ryuki burst into an uproariously loud laughter.

“You? Well behaved?”

“I am!” Louder laughter
erupted from the kids catching the attention of everyone around
including a certain eunuch.

The long haired lech peeked out the
door at the small boys. He noticed there was an addition, a girl. A
girl that looked extremely familiar. Orochimaru crept out the front
door to get a better view. His snake like eyes widened at what was
before him.

That was no girl, better yet it was
one of his favorite targets. Naru-chan as he liked to refer to the
boy, was, for some unknown reason dressed like a fat drag queen.

The pervert pondered on it for a
moment until the blond turned around. He was absolutely glowing.
Orochimaru didn't know exactly what was going on but Naruto looked
just like he did when he was when he was just 10 years old. Just like
the pale man liked them. Sure he couldn't actually “enjoy”
his prey but a little feel never hurt, or did it?

The young boys were so engulfed in
their banter, that not one but two people were able to close in on
them.

“Its so good to see that you
guys are adjusting so well. When I -EEEP!” Naruto froze, his
body became rigid. Someone had their hands on his ass and was having
a good ol' time fondling him. Blue eyes closed and the vein in his
templed began to throb. He tightened his fist. By then the other kids
noticed the lecherous Orochimaru standing behind the blond. But no
one made a move. They were waiting for the older teen to react first.
Naruto's body trembled ever so slightly.

“You disgusting ECCHI!!!”
The boy threw a powerful left hook right into the long haired man's
face. Orochimaru literally flew into the grass with a loud, blunt
thud. Shuei was awestruck he squirmed slightly and jumped in the air,
a balled up fist thrusted right above his head.

“Hell yea! The bitch knows how
to fight!!!” Naruto ignored the foul mouth chibi. He stalked
over to the crumpled form and proceeded to stomp, kick , punch and
even bite the man. The blond had been holding back, trying to play
nice since his trip home but the pervert just gave him an outlet. A
war cry from Kiko went unheard by the blond, who was lost in his own
little world.

“Come on men, ATTACK SNAKE
PUKE!” Three chibi rushed toward the throttled man. Ryuki
managed to pounce on Orochimaru, so did Kiko. But Shuei, blinded by
excitement collided fist first right into Naruto's face. Konohamaru
could only watch knowing full well that the tan boy would surely have
a shiner the next day. Good thing he had to wear makeup . The young
teen was about to run into the commotion and save his idol but a
strong hand grabbed his shoulder. He glanced over his shoulder to
offer his best glare of death, only to be met with cool green eyes.

“I've got this.” Was all
he muttered. As he walked past the boy and over to the riot.

A small foot that was meant for the
for the pale eunuch's crotch was just about to hit Naruto's belly
when arms wrapped around the pastel clad waist and yanked him out the
line of fire. The blond was a little shaken by the sudden movement.
He was gently placed on his feet, the hands retreating from him
almost immediately. Naruto slowly turned around to see his red haired
lover behind him.

“Gaara? What are you doing
here?” The blond was gradually calming down as he stared at the
taller boy. Gaara smirked at him momentarily. His face slowly melted
into a grimace when the red head noticed a swelling redness over one
of his beloved's blue eyes. Naruto winced when the pale thumb ghosted
over the tender flesh.

“I guess me and the kids got a
little carried away.” He smiled up at his mate nervously
rubbing the back his of head. Gaara just looked at him, a stern
expression of concern marring his features. The tan boy squirmed
under the gaze. “What?”

“You're lucky I pulled you away
when I did, that brat almost got you in the stomach.” Naruto
looked down at his feet, his face heating up from embarrassment.

“I'm sorry...” ,he
mumbled. Then a thought hit him. He looked up at the pale teen, his
eyes wide with curiosity, darting around the area. “What are
you doing here? And how did you manage to ditch those photo hounds??”
The red head chuckled.

“Temari gave me the address. I
have to speak to the priest here about....family matters.”
Gaara kept his face blank; he didn't want to alert Naruto of his
future plans. “As for the paparazzi, I talked Kankuro and Kiba
into 'distracting them' .” A blond brow quirked as the shorter
male looked up at his boyfriend and the evil smirk he was sporting.

Elsewhere:

Two
brunettes ran for their dear lives as an enormous wave of
photographers chased them. The reason being that they were disguised
as Gaara and Naruto. Which didn't sit too well for either of them,
especially Kiba, who not only had to wear a blond wig but women's
clothing AND a pillow tucked in the maternity shirt.

“Why
the fuck did we agree to do this?? HEY BACK OFF! Can I get some
privacy?!” The younger of the two asked his boyfriend while
fighting off a rather bold go getter, who got directly in his face.

“Because....MOVE
DAMMIT... Gaara's still pissed about....I SAID GET OUT OF MY
FACE....finding us in his bed and threatened to sick Temari....MOVE
IT!!! ....on us.” Kiba paled as a flashback of how the blond
girl had beat them mercilessly right after the red head had. He
couldn't tell who was more brutal but the boy was very sure he would
rather deal with these jerks than face that girl's wrath again.

Kankuro
and his lover pushed and shoved through the sea of camera's and
yelling opportunist. Finally they managed to get out of the grasp of
the photographers and made a frantic break for it. The boys made it
as far as a few blocks from Kiba's dorm only to be ambushed by an
even bigger group photo hounds.

“GAH!!”
They both screamed. In minutes all that could be seen was their hands
slowly sinking down into the mass of photographers.

“Help!”
The younger brunette yelped but his distressed call went unheard
because the older lover had already been dragged into the depths of
flashes.

The
next time they would be seen would be hours later, covered in
bruises, lop sided wigs, and shreds that use to be clothes. But at
least, they had atoned for their discrepancies.

Back at the West Suna
Dormitory:

Orochimaru
lay in his room, body wrapped with bandages, wracked with painful
contractions. Haku and Konohamaru had finally rescued the man from
the onslaught but not before the chibis did a number on him . As
usual, no one was really scathed other than the pervert (which was
inevitable) AND Konohamaru (which was just, well...it happened).

The
young teen just couldn't understand why or how, for that matter, he
ended up bruised and sore when he wasn't in the fight. Not only that,
but Haku reprimanded him alone. Konohamaru was beginning to think
there was some kind of conspiracy solely to make him suffer. And Kiko
was somehow in the center of it. Oh how he was befuddled.

♂♫♂

Haku
walked through the halls with the pale red head close behind. The boy
had convinced his lover to head back to the dorms with very few
questions asked.

The
priest had been called by Gaara's sister and understood why he was so
adamant on getting the blue eyed boy to leave. Trying to surprise
Naruto with the apartment had failed so the green eyed boy decided
popping the question before graduation as well as revealing the new
home would be twice as sweet. He just needed to visit with the priest
and make sure the man would agree to marrying them. It was well know
that very few men of the cloth condoned homosexual unions in Suna and
the ones who did were very selective of who that married.

“Ah
yes Subakuno-san, I've been expecting your visit.” The long
haired priest smiled sweetly at Gaara. Even though the red head
retained his emotionless demeanor, he was overflowing with nervous
energy. Gaara was hoping and praying that the interview would go well
and Haku would agree to perform the ceremony.

As if
able to read the boy's mind, Haku leaned forward, over his desk, and
gently patted the teen on the shoulder.

“Don't
worry my child, I can see in your eyes that you love this young man,
Naruto, right?” The red head nodded. The priest didn't need to
question why the rather pretty (?) male was dressed like a girl. In
his younger days, before he found his path; Haku had done and seen a
lot, particularly in the gay community so seeing a cross dresser
neither disturbed or shocked the young priest.

The
soft gentle tone that the long haired raven used calmed Gaara down
considerably and allowed the interview to continue quite
successfully. By the end of the meeting both men were smiling. One
because he had met a man who he felt deserved to be joined with his
mate in marriage and the other because soon he would not only have
two beautiful kids but a spouse to complete his family.

Kurai
Kisu: Ok yes the chapter before this one was a filler. But come one
the creator of the darn series packed the damn latter FULL of
fillers. I am just trying to position everyone so it will make sense.
Can't have them popping up and doing things with no motive right?
Well I hope you liked this one. Till next time JA!
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