Adult-FanFiction.org : Naruto

Hey There Witchdoctor!	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 21004 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
Disclaimer: i don't own Naruto or profit from these stories

Chapter List
- 27
- 28
(I’m thinking)
“I’m speaking”
Pairing : Harem – seme Naruto x Minato / Hashirama / Hiruzen / Tobirama / Shino / Iruka / Itachi
Last Time:
Naruto smiled and shook his head “nothings wrong … tradition seems to have been thrown out the bloody window” he said before a large hellhound with a streak of embers across it’s right cheek appeared in front of them with fire and smoke …
XXXXXXXXXX
“ummmm … Naruto?” Minato whispered and tugged at Naruto’s sleeve as he watched the large hellhound come closer.
Naruto however didn’t seem concerned at all as he smiled “wasn’t there supposed to be a traditional month long waiting period?” he asked a bit amused and it dawned on the vampires who the hellhound was. This was one of Naruto’s parents!
“my son told me he stopped breathing” the hellhound said simply as if that answered everything.
“and where’s mom?” Naruto asked revealing to his slightly nervous mates that the hound was in fact his father.
“she should be here in a week or so. She left the second I told her what happened and left me to arrange for someone to take our place for a while. I haven’t seen your aunt so I can only assume that she’s helping your mother navigate the ocean” the hound said clearly sounding exasperated. When those fiery eyes landed on the vampires the hellhound burst into flames revealing a tall man with black hair and a scar on his right cheek where the line of embers were in his hound form “you must be the four vampires who mated with my son. I’m Joseph Moore, Naruto’s father. It’s a pleasure to meet you” he said his accent matching his son’s.
Hiruzen blushed at the blunt introduction “I’m Hiruzen it’s nice to meet you too. This is Hashirama, Tobirama and-”
“Minato? Correct?” Joseph finished correctly guessing the last name surprising the blue eyed vampire “Naruto told me all of your names … though not everything it seems. Why was there a dead vampire outside being broken up and removed in your front yard?” Joseph asked his dark eyes looking over them as if scanning for injuries.
Naruto sighed “that’s a long story. We can tell you as we walk. I have a few supplies to get for a broken window”
“of course … I’m interested in this property and what you can do with it anyway” Joseph said and followed them down the left hallway.
As Naruto informed his father on what happened over the last few days since the making of the contract the vampires looked at the pair. It was clear that Naruto’s frame was from tall frame his father and even his hound form’s appearance, but other than that they looked nothing alike. They do recall a picture Naruto had of his parents. It was one of the few personal items Naruto brought with him to America and it showed his mother and father. Clearly Naruto’s human form resembled his mother more than his father seeing that his mother was blonde with blue eyes in the picture.
Save for pondering Naruto’s genetics they just watched in silence. A nervous silence … This was their lover’s father who wasn’t happy that Naruto nearly died. How were they supposed to talk to the man? Did he blame them for not fighting harder? Admittedly they did sometimes …
“bloody hell … I should’ve come sooner. That Orochimaru sounded like he was completely mad. Nothing more he can do now though so that’s a relief ” Joseph said as they went up the stairs of a three story house built in a similar style to the main mansion. Though despite being just as nice it seems the Uzumakis used it more as a storage room for replacement parts than a guest house or something else.
Tobirama scoffed “he didn’t suffer long enough” he muttered before clapping his hand over his mouth in a panic. Well isn’t that just lovely. Sounding so cruel in front of two healers will leave such a lovely impression on their future in-law. The vampire prayed this wouldn’t ruin anything.
Joseph merely chuckled though “River would’ve done much worse. It’s good to see you found some protective mates. I won’t worry about you or any future grandpups as much” he said showing the same bluntness his son always had making all the vampires blush “I brought the rest of your things too”
“the rest of? You didn’t bring everything or ship in the last year?”Hashirama asked curiously and realized that Naruto did indeed have very little in the way of personal things. Most of the things he had were for ingredients or potion making. Beyond that he had only one picture of his parents and clothes.
Naruto shrugged “no point in bringing everything if there wasn’t a guarantee I’d live” he said softly making the vampires pout as he grabbed the glass pane for the window
“it should never have come so close” Joseph said sternly and why shouldn’t he be a little mad at the experience his son had. After all Naruto is very skilled, but he nearly died despite how much he could help the people here. Nearly thrown away by these people …
“we know” Hiruzen said and a slightly awkward silence fell over them. A silence Naruto seemed immune to.
“the timing of everything turned out for the best. If it wasn’t such a close call there wouldn’t have been any urgency. Without that urgency no one would’ve gone to bring the werewolves back early and it’s only because of that Rose messed up and Orochimaru was stopped. I am lucky all things considered” Naruto said as he grabbed the trim he needed.
“you’re as forgiving as your mother” Joseph sighed with a fond smile before following the group back into the passage “what can I help with while I’m here?”
“this place needs a few tweaks before it can be turned into a hotel I could use some help deciding on what to change and Minato made a good point earlier. We probably shouldn’t live in the hotel itself so picking and moving into one of the other buildings is something we should do right away” Naruto said logically.
Joseph nodded with a proud smile “then I’ll stay and help for a little while”
“if you’re staying long you should meet the others in Konoha” Tobirama offered politely.
“I will gladly meet my son’s other mates, but I won’t meet anyone else” Joseph chuckled at the hurt looks the vampires gave him “I don’t hold any anger against you or this village. It’s just not right to make any sort of impression on this village so soon after the contract was made. The contract means he has approval of the authority figures, but there are a few small groups that are in the village who aren’t included right?”
Hiruzen frowned “yes there are. Several people are still getting their minds around the fact that the Harunos won’t be tending to them. We need to introduce Naruto to them before they start panicking”
“you see. There’s still some bonding to be made and I can’t be involved for that. Once Naruto solidifies his place here then River and I can get more involved, but not before” Joseph said kindly.
Tobirama’s eyes widened “so that’s why you teleported here in your hound form. You’re trying to avoid people”
“indeed, I have a rental parked down the street and I’ll grab it after nightfall” Joseph said as they ascended the steps that lead back into the secret room.
“it shouldn’t be long before everyone trusts him” Minato said confidently as he took Naruto’s free hand in his.
“I have no doubt … this place is impressive” Joseph said as he walked through the secret room and into the main part of the mansion “close off the kitchen so it isn’t right there, make a proper lobby and maybe an elevator. There really isn’t much to be done here”
Naruto nodded “no, but the elevators won’t be simple and I was thinking of closing off this area. This secret room and the greenhouse can be turned into a teashop. Shino said he could run the shop and the greenhouse in the attic can be moved to one of the other buildings though first will have to be that broken window”
“since I can smell two people upstairs I’ll make some tea and chat with your mates down here while you do that” Joseph said and easily found the kitchen with the vampires leading the way “so how many grandpups should I expect?” he chuckled as the vampires blushed “I’m kidding. It seems a bit too soon for that considering what still needs to be done”
Hiruzen nodded though looked a little disappointed too “Naruto should have his degree soon and if we make those tweaks to this mansion during that time everything should be up and running in a few years. Finding employees should be easy once Naruto ‘solidifies’ his place here as you put it. He even plans on using the secret bedrooms as advertising”
Joseph smiled as he set the kettle on the stovetop “I would to. If you have no problem using those secret rooms for guests then people are less likely to think you’d hide any other hidden rooms that you can invest in the same way. Besides secret bedrooms could be a big draw. Can you imagine the guests not wanting such a room?”
“you’re right. It will be an intriguing draw. There are some things that can be done pretty quickly. In fact we were going to look at the three other buildings to move in to when Itachi, Iruka and Shino arrive if you’d like to help us pick. We can get Shibi and Shino to move their hives to the building that we will move the attic plants to” Minato offered as he was handed a cup of tea.
“I would be delighted to help. I can grab Naruto’s things from my car while we’re waiting and we can move those to wherever you guys pick to live” Joseph said asz he poured himself a cup of tea “River and Lily will be excited to help too”
“River being Naruto’s mother right?” Hashirama asked curiously.
“yes” Joseph said cheerfully as he pulled a small picture out of his pocket to show them the cute blonde woman standing with him and a woman with blue eyes and a blue streak through her black hair “River was born near a river so that’s why she was given that name. Lily is her sister and the card shark who got the deed to this place … well technically her name is Water Lily, but never call her that” he warned with as fearful shiver. Clearly he called his sister in-law that once and learned a painful lesson.
Not long after that Naruto returned and was happy to see the casual conversation between his lovers and father and joined in too. Once Itachi, Iruka and Shino arrived and were introduced to Naruto’s father the changes began. Over the next couple days the plants in the attic were moved to the building of their choice, Naruto’s things were brought in to the building too, Shino started moving his hives with Shibi’s help and all of Naruto’s lovers started moving their own things in to be with him. Joseph and Naruto even started creating a wall to form the teashop, which will serve as a secret way to dispense basic medication to creatures.
Naruto smiled at the new wall “it hides the secret room with the book and ingredients behind a normal wall and the thick wooden doors leading to the greenhouse will make it so no one can get a clear view to identify the plants … though maybe these plants should be moved too and regular flowers be put in their place. I’ll talk to Shino about it. Plus this new wall also looks like it was always there” he said glad for those extra parts, but before he could talk to his father about the next task he smelled someone nearby “Kiba’s here for his treatment-” he twitched and smiled fondly “mom and aunty are here too”
“did they just enter your territory?” Joseph asked and his son nodded “alright. I’ll handle them while you treat your patient” he said as watched his son go into another room to clean up and get the potion he made to heal the damage in the werewolf’s nose. Kiba walked right passed the older hellhound never realizing the creature was there due to his lost sense of smell and Joseph took the chance to leave. He waited outside in the dimming evening light to wait for his wife and sister in-law. A few minutes later a car drove into the driveway.
A pretty small blonde woman poked her head out of the window “Joseph! Told you this was the right way Lily!” River yelled as she leapt out of the car and ran to her husband “where’s Naruto? Is he ok? Did he look alright? Did you meet his mates? Are they good to him?”
Joseph literally opened his mouth and his wife vanished in fire and smoke “she must’ve caught Naruto’s scent” he sighed.
“what’s wrong with that? She was worried” Lily said casually.
“yeah but he’s treating a patient now” Joseph said, but only got a careless shrug from Lily.
XXXXXXXXXX
River appeared right outside the room Naruto was in and was about to hug his son when Joseph appeared behind her. Of course she was going to yell at him for stopping her, but then she saw that he had his finger to his lips. She looked at the scene again and finally noticed Kiba leaning over a steaming bowl of a potion breathing in the steam. Naruto just glance at his parents and gestured for them to wait a second.
“I’ll be right back Kiba just breathe slowly” Naruto said and went out of the room where he hugged his mother “I missed you”
“I missed you so much. Are you ok? Any side effects from what happened? Do you need anything? Can I help? Where are your mates? Can I meet them?” she rambled as she not so subtly checked her son over for injuries.
Naruto chuckled “yes I’m fine. I did but they faded. Not right now. Yes you can help, but why don’t you meet everyone first. Father can take you to them and I’ll join you once I’m done” he said and kissed his mother on the forehead and waved to his aunt who was hanging out on the stairs before gong back to see Kiba.
As Joseph guided River and Lily downstairs she pouted “oh Joseph he’s growing up” she muttered sadly as they were lead into a cute but empty shop where she immediately decided she would help set it up and maybe paint some artwork for the walls.
”that he is and not only will he make this place his home he will have a thriving business in time” Joseph said confidently and he was right …
Before Naruto even finished his schooling he was completely accepted by everyone in the village.
In no time and with the villagers help he had the hotel up and running not long after that …
And no one ever knew that the beautiful mansion hotel was also a hospital for creatures …
XXXXXXXXXX
“YOU WHAT?” Gozu gaped as he looked at his older brother who was driving the van he, Zabuza and Haku were in.
“I made a reservation at the Konoha Palace and Tearoom what’s wrong with that?” Meizu exclaimed and actually seemed to shrink a little in fear at the feel of the eyes boring into his back.
Zabuza twitched in irritation “they aren’t very fond of us or did you forget that?”
“I know, but it has been 6 years and this could be a chance to make things a little better. The headmaster passed away recently and no matter how he felt about us it only seems right that we pay our condolences. Besides I got to reserve a secret room! It was a little ore expensive than a regular room, but we can see about these haunting rumors” Meizu said in his defense.
“you’re right about paying our respect, but be subtle when it comes to investigating” Zabuza stated firmly as he searched his phone for any information on the headmaster.
It seems Meizu was right for once. The headmaster, Hiruzen Sarutobi, passed away and his grandson, also named Hiruzen, returned to stay in the village, but something caught Zabuza’s eye. The only picture of the grandson, who looked a lot like the headmaster just younger, was in the dark with only a lantern showing the grandson pouring his grandfather’s ashes in the area where the glowing butterflies gather. That alone didn’t mean much, but after looking through the pictures of the headmaster he started to wonder. Every single picture of the headmaster there was a chunky ring on his finger, but the grandson had no ring and a dark picture. He recalled that vampires have rings to protect them from the sun and appear older so maybe there was something there. It was farfetched, but still worth checking.
Well the theory of Hiruzen being a vampire is a good one. It’s true after all, but two seconds after stepping in the lobby of the gorgeous hotel it was a theory Zabuza gave up on. After all vampires can’t be in the sun and yet there was Hiruzen working at the check in counter right in the path of the sun pouring in from the windows.
“Hiruzen Sarutobi right? We heard about your grandfather and we’re sorry” Meizu said politely to the clerk.
The clerk smiled “thank you … how did you know him?” Hiruzen asked with a very subtle smirk on his lips.
“he … didn’t like us” Gozu said with a subtle, but sharp kick to his brother’s shin for putting him through this “is a wedding going?” he asked as someone carrying lots of flowers walked by.
“yes, the ballroom upstairs is going to have a wedding and reception that are long over due. Love really comes after getting your sense slapped back into you” Hiruzen said jokingly.
“I agree with that” Zabuza said and Haku blushed.
Hiruzen smiled as a sign saying ‘Kiba & Shikamaru together forever’ letting the real joke flying over their heads. It was something about Shikamaru’s scent that started the affair which wouldn’t have happened without a sense of smell. That very sense he got back after treatment “are you guests or do you have a reservation?”
“oh, I made the reservation!” Meizu chirped still nursing the bruised shin.
After getting checked in they went to the elevators and went up to the third floor. The secret room was number 345. The number was found on the wall under a sconce. The room key was slid through the slot and the wall swung inwards revealing a very nice room.
Any equipment they had was set up to find to hunt for ghosts, but Zabuza had his doubts despite the story of the Uzumaki family all dying here. There was always something affecting those results and he didn’t trust these types of investigations. Besides it didn’t help that his instincts were always wrong about this village.
“I’m going to look around” Gozu said as he grabbed the room key.
“ok, but what do you want from room service?” Meizu asked with the phone already in his hand.
“we just got here!” Gozu exclaimed as he tried to fathom how his brother could always be hungry, but gave up and left the room to check out the hotel. The elevator showed that the pool and fitness center was in the attic. That was very interesting, but the skylights kept everything open. The ballroom was on the second floor and the Tearoom and restaurant was on the lobby floor.
Unlike his brother he wasn’t hungry, but he did want to see the Tearoom “this is nice” he said as he stepped through the door of the shop and looked through the shelve of teas, honeys and even candles “how much for this?”
Shino looked up from behind the counter after handing an old woman her ‘usual’ order with a smile “10$”
“I’ll take it” Gozu said and grabbed the container of green tea. He set it on the counter where he found a little rack of tea infused chocolate pearls “I’ll take a couple of those too”
“of course” Shino said and prepared a little bag for the items.
Gozu spotted the blonde British student from that time the headmaster yelled at them. If he recalled right the blonde owned he place “busy wedding huh?” he said as the Brit and two other people went in the greenhouse and pulled out even more flowers.
“aren’t all weddings?” Shino said pointedly getting an amused snort from Gozu “here you go. That’d be 12$”
After paying he went back to the room “everything set up?” he asked as he popped a chocolate in his mouth.
“almost- … hey what are you eating?” Meizu pouted.
“the Tearoom has tea infused chocolates so I got a couple to try” Gozu said as he plopped down on the couch.
“can I have one?” Meiu asked eagerly.
“did you order room service?” Goziu asked lazily already knowing the answer.
“yes” Meizu chirped.
“then no” Gozu said and tossed the other chocolate to Haku, which made Meizu gulp fearfully as Zabuza glared at him almost daring him to try and weasel the sweet treat away from the kind little hunter.
Meizu smiled nervously “well the food will be here soon so I can wait” he said urging Haku to eat the candy so Zabuza would stop glaring.
Several hours passed and it became dark meaning the investigation began. The sounds of footsteps were picked up by the machines so Gozu poked his head out into the hall to see if there was a living source to the noise. The first thing he saw was the cute guy from the Tearoom and Hiruzen pulling the Brit, who had a bsg, playfully into a bedroom.
“I think the only thing going bump in the night here is that British guy and his lovers” Gozu grumbled and shut the door.
“lovers? As in more than one?” Meizu squeaked with a blush.
“yep … wonder if he’s still doing the professor too” Gozu mumbled s he sat back down …
XXXXXXXXXX
Hiruzen rolled his eyes as he shut the bedroom door “I can’t believe they’re back. I thought I scared them pretty good last time”
“they came to pay their respects” Shino said seriously though it only lasted a minute before they broke down laughing. The supposed death was. just Hiruzen’s way to clear the slate so he could start working here.
Naruto chuckled and turned to the patient on the bed “how are you feeling Yahiko?”
“much better” Yahiko said as he flexed the wounded arm.
“papa getting better?” the five year old girl on Konan’s lap asked cutely.
“your papa is going to be fine” Naruto said as he checked the healing wound and put on a clean bandage “ok Shino, do you want to check the other patient on this floor or deal with the newlyweds’ order for a pregnancy dumpling?”
“the newlyweds!” Shino said as he left the room with a little takeout box.
“he seems a little frightened” Konan chuckled.
“Sasuke’s a bit … hormonal” Naruto sighed as he got his things and prepared to leave with Hiruzen. They went out the door at speeds that machines could not pick up and went into a room on the second floor “so how are you today?”
“I’M FAT! YOU DID THIS TO ME!” Sasuke yelled while pointing an accusing finger at Gaara who was wisely standing out of range and looking a little scared.
“you aren’t fat in the slightest. Now here is your medication and call me the second you feel any contractions” Naruto said calmly having already dealt with a few pregnant mates. One of which was standing with pretending he didn’t remember acting this way.
Sasuke drank the slightly milky and chocolaty potion “ok”
“good I’ll be right back. We’re going to check on the pups first then come back” Naruto said calmly more for Gaara’s nerves than Sasuke’s.
After leaving the room Hiruzen smiled “they’re cute together” he whispered as they met up with Shino. Naruto scooped up Shino and the three of them raced to the Tearoom, which was close at this time, and went through the hidden passage to find Minato, Hashirama, Itachi, Tobirama and a heavily pregnant Iruka, who was soaking lazily in a pool in the center of the room, waiting there with three kids.
Hashirama glanced away from the two year old in his arms ”how’d it go?” he asked, but quickly lost focus when the toddler squealed happily at seeing his daddy and burst into flames revealing a fluffy black puppy with little embers sparkling in its fur “so cute!”
“it went well. Hiruzen told me when the door opened and I sent a powder covered beetle into the room. The beetle should’ve gotten to the potion hidden under the beds and shook the powder into the potion to make the fumes that will mess with their equipment. The beetles I posted outside the door told me it remained shut even as I left so I think it worked” Shino said as Naruto went to pick up his puppy.
‘now now little one” Naruto chuckled as the fluffy puppy squirmed and yelped happily. His eyes turned a fiery red and the puppy suddenly changed back no less excited than before.
Tobirama couldn’t help but smile, but then tried to stay serious as he pointed two the black haired four year old boy standing with a four year old gray haired girl “I caught Mat cheating in a card game with Mary”
Naruto looked at the boy who seemed to realize he was in trouble “the last time Aunty Lily was here did she teach you how to play?” he asked and the boy nodded “that makes sense”
“Lily cheats?” Itachi blinked in shock.
“if she ever played fair she’d never win” Naruto said with a chuckle as he cuddled the toddler.
Minato’s jaw dropped “I haven’t been this stunned since the Hrunos tried to appeal their life sentence. As if that’d happen in this village”
“true … I should get back. Sasuke is going to give birth soon” Naruto said as he kissed the little toddler and handed him to Hashirama “and cheating is wrong … unless you’re saving a village” Naruto smiled before vanishing in fire and smoke to deliver a baby.
“you heard your father” Tobirama said to Mat half heartedly since Naruto’s comment didn’t help solidify the ‘cheating is wrong’ moral. Though it is lies and tricks from a kind hellhound that saved this village from itself and still protects them to this day if Meizu’s complaints about not finding anything the next morning were any indication …
The End
- 27
- 28
You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.You need to be logged in to leave a review for this story.
Report Story

Hey There Witchdoctor!