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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Kurai
Kisu: Ok I saw episode 32 and I am BEGGING anyone who reads this damn
story NO GAIKAKA OR KAKAGAI stories PLEASE. Its just fucking gross *
shudders * I will say it one more time Gai should only be with
HIMSELF or Lee. I mean when I think of Gai all I can think of is a
sweaty funky crotches. GROSS!!! So I'm so sorry I didn't have a lot
to give your guys in the last chapter FORGIVE ME * rips her shirt in
shreds and has a censorship make over her chest* Please I am just
trying to set it up. So heres the Runt Squad lil bad asses LOL.

Chapter 26:

“You little
shits! You almost took my head off!!” A pissed off long haired
man hissed at the 3 little boys. The kids glared at metal shovel
upset it didn't do its job. They seemed to completely ignore the
reptilian man's curses.

“Obviously we
miscalculated by an inch give or take.”

“Well ain't that
a bitch! We could've done that ass poking motherfucker in.”
Orochimaru stopped mid ran and just stared at Shuei. Where the hell
did such a young child learn to swear like that? And for that matter
Ryuki was only 4 ½ what did he know about numbers let alone
calculations. And where was that tiny brown haired demon, Ki-

“Fuck”
Kiko hit the tall man in his stomach with the shovel. Orochimaru
grabbed his stomach whimpering in pain.

“Serves you
right for trying to eye rape Shuei and Ryuki!” The other two
had been teaching the chibi an entirely new vocab that he happily
used whenever the chance presented itself. The 3 boys were beginning
to close in on the adult determined to make him pay for even looking
at the boys too long.

“KIKO!! What are
you and your friends doing to Orochimaru-san?!” Konohamaru,
although he hated the snake as much as they did, saved him in the
nick of time. The 13 year old snatched the shovel from the chibi
glaring at him and his two friends..

“Snake Puke was
staring at the 1^st graders' bums! We had to teach him a
lesson. Even if his water hose don't work no more.”

“Dickless
bitch...” The two older males snapped their attention to Shuei
, one seething and the other utterly appalled.

“Why you little
.” The pale man was reaching his limit. There was just so much
he would put up with. Even if it meant going to jail.

“Do you kiss
your mom with that shit hole of a mouth.” Kiko was shocked.
Konohamaru never cursed like that before. The little boy decided he
would have to make amends with the older brunette later that evening.
Not there, while Snake Puke was around. Couldn't show the enemy his
weakness. At least thats what Ryuki always said.

“I don't fucking
kiss any one with my got damn mouth but she sure as hell kisses me on
my fucking cheeks every time she sees me. Why? Wanna make something
of it shit face?!” The blue haired boy was about to charge but
Kiko stood in his way, glaring in an authoritative way. If the
situation wasn't so screwy, the brunette teenager would have been
impressed.

“Konohamaru-san!
What are you doing with that shovel?” The boy's eyes grew.
Unbelievable, it never failed, Haku-sama always seemed to pop up
whenever he had stopped the runt squad from reeking havoc. Problem
was, he always appeared to be the delinquent rather than a moral big
brother figure. It made the boy wonder at times why he changed his
ways.

“Please
Haku-sama, Konohamaru-nii didn't do anything wrong. I hit Snake Puke
in the tummy for staring at boy's bums.

“I wasn't-”
The long haired priest raised his hand halting the older man from
continuing . He leaned down face level to the hazel eyed chibi, his
face softened. “Now Kiko it is very admirable of you to defend
your friends and look out for others but like I said before
Orochimaru-san is of no harm to any of you. And its not right to
judge him without just cause.”

“How bout he
he's a fucking pervert who can't keep his eyes and hands to his own
motherfucking self.” The foul mouth boy muttered. Ryuki nodded
pulling something that looked like a cherry bomb out his pocket and a
lighter. Haku must have had selective hearing because he didn't as
much as flinched when Shuei cursed for the millionth time that day.

“You gotta be
shitting me....” Konohamaru whispered. The petite priest
stiffened and suddenly was in the youth's face scowling for all he
was worth. He grabbed the boy's ear twisting hard. “Itai
itai!!”

“Language young
man! This is proof enough that you have not learned what it means to
be a role model. Report to the main quartered for your paddling!”
Konohamaru was in shock.

“Haku-sama,
although I have a bitter past with the boy, it unfair to punish him
when he was trying to do the right thing.” Everyone looked at
Orochimaru in shock. He actually was doing something nice. The priest
sighed.

“Fine...no
paddling but if I catch you exposing these innocent kids to
inappropriate behavior I will personally bring the hand of Kami down
on you. Do I make myself clear?” The brunette boy nodded, Haku
smiled at him then turned to the Runt Squad. “How would you
three like to come with me to the store. I'll get all of you some
candy.” Three faces brightened.

“As long as you
keep your hands away from our asses.” And again Haku didn't
seem to hear Shuei. Kiko grabbed the priest's hand looking over his
shoulder at Konohamaru. He worded his apology silently. The older
boy's face softened and he nodded to the toddler. Kiko gave a shy
smile before following his friends and the priest. The brunette know
Kiko didn't mean any harm he just had bad luck.

Konohamaru almost
forgot the pale pervert was there when he heard a moan come from
behind him. He froze when he looked over his shoulder to see
Orochimaru staring intently at his ass. Without hesitation he left
the room to get away from the man. He mentally vowed to let the runts
have at it next time they caught the hentai alone.

That
Evening:

A soft knock came from the door. Konohamaru got up and
went to the door opened it slightly. Kiko peeked through the crack of
the door smiling brightly at the older boy. The 13 year old opened
the door wider letting the chibi in. He looked out the door wondering
where the other two were. He didn't really like those two. Shuei's
mouth and attitude stunk and Ryuki was unbelievably creepier than
Naruto's friend Shino.

“Where's the rest of the Runt Squad?” The
small boy grinned up at him.

“Before I met them, Konohamaru-nii was my only
friend and I came to spend time with you.” He looked down at
his feet reaching in his pocket. Kiko pulled out a hand full of
candy. Far more than what was probably his share. As brash as the
taller kids were, strangely Kiko seemed to be the one in charge. And
from the looks of it he took some of their candy and was now offering
it to the teenager.

“Whats this for?”

“I wanted to apologize for always getting you in
trouble. But why you always gotta stop us?”

“Because you could get in a lot of trouble.
Besides....he's a eunuch isn't that enough punishment?” The
little boy shook his head frantically.

“Nope my mommy said if a peed o fill touched me
she would rip his balls off and shove them up his ass along with a
gremlinade.”

“You mean grenade?”

“Yea, that. She said the beating she would give
an ass touching hentai would make the ass kicking she gives my no
good cheating minute man papa pale in comparison.” Konohamaru
laughed at how the boy's face grew serious as he concentrated on
getting every word his mother said correct. Kiko grinned and glomped
the teen when he saw the older boy laugh.

“Konohamaru-nii?”

“Hmm?”

“Can I sleep in here with you tonight like I use
to when you use ta babysit me?” Hazel eyes looked up at him
hopefully.

“Sure
it'll be just like a sleep over. Just don't kick me. Last time I woke
up with your foot in my mouth and a black eye. Dude you sleep like a
giraffe!” (A/N:
My mom told me I slept like that and she threatened to bite my foot
if I stuck it in her mouth again. Well I gots no teeth marks but now
I sleep like the dead as well. I don't move when I sleep in a bed.)
Kiko puffed his cheeks out at the insult but quickly broke into
laughter when the teen grabbed him and threw the boy in the air. The
chibi landed on the bed and tackled his brother figure as soon as the
boy got close enough. The rest of the evening they played games and
talked about how their school lives were going and how Kiko was
fairing so far from his folks. This was actually the first time the
tiny boy had been gone from his parents for a long period of time.
But Kiko seemed to adjust quite well, especially since Konohamaru,
Naruto-san, Ryuki, Shuei, and of course Gaara-san were there. And if
Kiko waited long enough Naruto-san was sure to have his puppies and
the tiny child couldn't pass up a chance to see them.

Somewhere in the ICU of Konoha Hospital:

“Achoo!” Miroku sneezed amongst the many
tubes and wires attached to him, his entire being covered with
bandages and casts. His wife scowled at him. Damn the fucker was
still alive. “Heh-”

“Shut the fuck up you no good short dick piss
poor excuse for a man!” She growled. Ah, those two were truly
in love.

Kurai Kisu: Don't hate me if its short as well I am
still working on how to get to this new dramatic climax. But I
thought I would bring the Runt Squad in again. I am making my way to
have the 3 meet the pervert brunette lovers. I have a feeling it will
be pandemonium. Well I guess I should know since I'll be writing it
soon. Well Thank you for sticking with me again. Ja!
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