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Strolling Amongst Stalactites	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female Views: 67217 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 3
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“About that conversation you heard …” Danzo’s bandaged hand easily moved out of its sling and pulled the bandage over his eye down. Those blue eyes widened as they saw a spinning Sharingan instead of an injured eye. “You won’t remember it.” The blue eyes glazed over and Danzo dropped her on the ground.
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Sana and Haru saw the blonde on the floor and ran to her side, “Maki! Are you ok?” They could sense Danzo stalking nearby so they stuck to their civilian roles.
Naruko slowly sat up, “Yes … I must’ve fainted.” She said, but once Danzo was truly gone she smirked and gently pulled out a clear contact lens from each eye. If you look closely you could see a seal on each lens as they were put in a little contact lens case filled with fluid. “It worked and Clara tagged him.” She said as a large blue spider came out of Naruko’s pocket and pulled her hair back in a low ponytail and the two little spiders crawled out of Sana’s sleeve and took their places as Naruko’s earrings.
“Good. That’s less to worry about.” Sana said before handing Naruko an earpiece. “Let’s continue our mission.”
“Yeah.” Naruko said as she put the earpiece in her ear. “We can report this side issue later.” The three women went to pretend to clean up and turn in for the night, but they were also listening to a strange conversation.
‘Does she know anything?’ One very nervous voice could be heard saying.
‘How could she?’ A much calmer male voice said, ‘Just keep up what you have been doing and you will be fine.’
‘But … ok, you’re right. I’m just worried that someone will notice that the lotion bottles are-‘
‘You shouldn’t be talking about that and it’s only one randomly chosen room at a time so it’s unlikely anyone will notice. He’s coming again tonight so be ready.’ The calmer man muttered.
Sana hummed, “Finally, we have a break!” She said out loud, but when they got to the rooms set aside for the staff they pulled out a set of tags. Each tag had a room number save for the one Naruko added to the pile, which Naruko wrote ‘Danzo’ on.
“They were pretty good at keeping quiet about this.” Haru said as she helped arrange the tags. “I checked 302 out today and it hasn’t been filled yet.
Naruko nodded as she put the 302 tag with the ten other tags that she separated from the rest, “11 possible drop off sights … we all agree that none of the guests are the accomplice?” Naruko asked as she kept an eye on the ‘Danzo’ tag.
“Considering the amount of money it takes to book any room here and the amount of money involved it just wouldn’t be affordable. The manager is so cheap he’s making me water down the lotions so it wouldn’t make sense.” Sana reasoned logically.
Haru hummed thoughtfully, “and we ruled out every other staff member too. Really all that’s left is entering from outside so it’s time to kill the courier.”
“Actually I had a thought about that.” Naruko mused as the tag 105 lit up. It was one of the rooms that shouldn’t have someone entering it, which means the manager was going in. “We don’t want to straight up piss off the groups this manager and his friend are paying, but those groups can’t continue getting funded … especially the Akatsuki.” Naruko shivered slightly. “It might be worth swapping out the rooms so the courier goes elsewhere like one closer to a certain snake.”
Sana smirked, “Let the courier walk too close to Orochimaru. Danzo didn't care enough about the illegal activity involving civilians when he investigated, but Orochimaru will gladly kill if his good time is interrupted … he already has a beef with the Akatsuki, right?”
The blonde nodded, “Yep. He double crossed them and tried to take Itachi … that failed miserably. We can’t get too close to Orochimaru or risk running into Danzo at this weird time at night without a good reason.”
Haru nodded, “I’ll get whatever is used as the signal and you get Kimimaro.”
Sana grinned, “I like it! Use the boyfriend to get the signal near them.”
“Boyfriend?!” Naruko exclaimed and blushed wildly as the memory of a naked Kimimaro popped into her mind. “We should hurry up.” She whimpered.
“Ok. Ok.” Sana chuckled as she looked through the other tags. “The none of the other rooms are having alerts so it’s definitely 105. Hopefully, he can put the signal, whatever it is, close by. The light being off in that room should still attract the courier even if Orochimaru has a light in his room on. Not like anyone would expect a sage in the very room they pass.”
With that decided the three Cave ninjas went off to complete their tasks. Haru and Sana went off to room 105 and looked around to find anything that was different. It turned out to be a little red flag that was suction cupped to the window and the window was unlocked. After a quick look around Sana went to check the spot behind the bed. With a careful sweep of the lotion bottles she found three that shouldn’t be there and were definitely filled with money instead of lotion.
While Sana removed the money and closed up the bed Haru opened the window to examine the flag. She wanted to make sure there was no secondary signal like a smell on the flag. Once she was sure it was safe she pried the flag and suction cup off the window. The sun was just disappearing as she locked the window and they left to find Naruko.
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Almost the exact second Orochimaru and Kabuto got into the hotel room Kimimaro used the lack of ice as an excuse to leave. He probably didn’t need to because Kabuto and Orochimaru decided to continue what they were doing in the bath so he had to leave anyway. That almost worked out well. If Orochimaru didn’t insist on wasting time buying several souvenirs from the gift shop before even getting to their room he might have been able to get away sooner. He just hoped he could get back before Danzo tried to hurt Naruko.
As he turned the first corner he found the very person he wanted to find, “Maki, are you-“
“I did run into him. Everything is intact so don’t worry.” Naruko said softly. Making sure he knew she was fine. “I was hoping you could do something for us.” She said just as Haru was seen coming down the hall with an extra towel.
Kimimaro nodded, feeling very relieved that the blonde was safe, “Sure, what is it?” He asked though he was very curious as to how she avoided the bandaged fool.
Haru reached into the folds of the fluffy towel and pulled out the red flag, “Could you put this on the outside of the snake sage’s bedroom window?” She asked Kimimaro and let him get a good look at the flag.
“Oh, let me put a silencing seal on that.” Naruko offered and took the flag. A few fast hand signs later a seal appeared on the bottom of the suction cup. She folded the flag back into the towel and handed the towel to Kimimaro. Naruko smiled, “That should hide any noise 6 feet around it or outside the glass so the snake won’t notice any silencing effect, but no one will hear anything going up to the window. The seal will also dissolve the flag after you say ‘Yes, Master.’ so don’t worry about getting rid of it. The flag is a signal so be prepared for something dramatic to happen.” She said quietly before hearing someone actually using the ice machine. Naruko pulled out the tag with Danzo’s name on it and sighed in relief. “Hopefully, Danzo doesn’t cause any trouble.”
“The snake went on a shopping spree … I’m sure Danzo will flip out when he sees the bill.” Kimimaro muttered. He couldn’t help but smile as the ladies chuckled before they quickly left.
With the towel in hand Kimimaro grabbed a bucket full of ice and went back to the hotel room. For once he was relieved to hear that Orochimaru and Kabuto were still in the bedroom with the lights off and the door was mostly shut. After making sure they were too distracted by their lustful antics he pulled the flag out of the towel. Admittedly, he was very curious to see what was going to happen after he opened the living room window and put the ice bucket down so he could secure the flag to the outside of the bedroom window.
It didn’t take long to find out what the possible drama might be. Less than an hour after securing the flag and turning out the living room lights he noticed a motion in the darkness right outside the window. A smirk formed on his lips when he realized the person couldn’t hear the passionate moans from inside the bedroom because of the silencing seal. The intruder was about to intrude on the snake sage’s fun.
“Disgusting pervert!”’’ Kabuto yelped from inside the bedroom.
Like a loyal subject Kimimaro ran into the bedroom with the bucket of ice, “Master! Is something wrong?” He asked, trying to sound concerned, which wasn’t easy. Honestly, he wanted to laugh at the way Kabuto was trying to hide his modesty with a bedsheet and a naked Orochimaru was standing over the intruder. Despite the fact that the intruder clearly had a lamp broken over his head and was lying motionless on the ground, it was just so funny.
Orochimaru scowled at Kimimaro, “Why didn’t you catch this guy?”
Kimimaro held up the ice bucket, “I was getting ice.” He said innocently.
“Fine.” Orochimaru grumbled. “Get rid of the body.”
“Yes, master.” Kimimaro said obediently. Out of the corner of his eye he saw a tiny flicker of light outside of the window.
Kabuto looked out from under the sheets,,”Be thorough. This is a fancy place … do you think they’ll put the broken lamp on Danzo’s tab?” He asked as Kimimaro put the ice bucket aside to pick up the body. As Kimimaro adjusted the body on his shoulder he spotted a little blue spider on the sill of the open window.
“I’ll leave a note saying it was Danzo’s fault-“ Orochimaru paused when a smirking Kabuto grabbed his arm playfully. “After. I’ll do that after.” He said as he went back to join Kabuto in the bed.
That was Kimimaro’s cue to get the hell out of there. As he leapt out of the window with the body he noticed the spider was gone, but he didn’t think too long about that. He just ran as fast as he could to avoid hearing the moans again. In fact, he spent much longer than needed just to dig the hole for the disposal of the body just so he could miss all the fun.
It wasn’t too bad though. That little blue spider appeared again as he finished the hole, but this time the spider was dragging a little piece of paper with it. A storage seal was seen on the paper, which Kimimaro opened. What came out was a tent, sleeping bag and a heated canteen of tea.
Basically, it was luxury that allowed him to sleep away from Orochimaru for a night. He quickly set up his little campsite and sipped his tea, which came with something extra. There was a little thank you note from Naruko. A smile spread across his lips as he read the note …
‘Thank you for helping, Kimimaro. If Danzo wasn’t here I wouldn’t have asked you to take a risk like that. My spider summons, Clara, Nina and Tina, will help remove the body, but if you need an excuse to give the horny snake you should be able to find something on the body that connects him to the Akatsuki. He was a courier taking money to multiple groups like the Akatsuki. Thank you again! Naruko.’
Even though his heart did an odd flutter as he read the note he knew he couldn’t risk it being found so he set it on fire. Once the note was destroyed he searched the body. Sure enough he found a business card with the name Akatsuki on it. After tucking the card in his robes for safe keeping he kicked the body into the hole.
“Yay! We’ll destroy the body now!” Kimimaro was actually startled by the three blue spiders, who he had no clue could talk! To add to that shock he had to bear witness to the spiders dropping down onto the body and biting it. The venom turned the body to soup at a frightening pace.
“I think that’s enough.” Kimimaro said and the little spiders crawled out of the hole so he could fill it up with dirt.
Finally, the gruesome task was done and he settled down for the night. It was very nice and he didn’t feel lonely since the spiders didn’t leave his tent. In the early morning hours, after a great sleep, he returned to the hotel room. Unfortunately, Orochimaru was already packing.
“Be quiet and let Kabuto sleep.” Orochimaru hissed as he shoved the luggage into Kimimaro’s arms. “Where were you?”
“Being thorough … I think it was good to be careful.” Kimimaro said as he handed the business card over and sealed the luggage into scrolls.
Orochimaru smirked as he looked at the card, “This was an awesome vacation. I should send this to the Akatsuki to taunt them.”
The sage did exactly that when they got back to one of his many labs. Kabuto didn’t want to go, but they agreed it was better to leave before Danzo saw the bill and tried to pin it on them.
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In the morning Danzo went to the lobby to check out, “I’m checking out.” He told the clerk his room number and immediately paled when he was given the bill. “What?! This has to be a mistake! Why is there a charge for a broken lamp too?!”
“There’s no mistake, sir, and we were informed that you broke the lamp in your guest’s room.” The clerk said as she handed Danzo the note that the snake sage left behind.
Danzo was pissed, but he started to tear up as he counted the zeros on the bill. As he frantically pondered over possible solutions to this mess a little blue spider carrying a tiny camera taped everything. The tape was for much more than a laugh, however.
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