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The Banishing Act	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 18142 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Pairing: Yaoi M/M - seme Naruto x Neji
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Hinata scowled as she left the restaurant. She knew they knew something about Naruto and she will find out what that is. An evil smirk came to her lips as realized that maybe the clan heads and council would fair better if they knew everyone was back …
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The party lasted a while and the little baby was sleeping peacefully under a silencing charm despite the noise, but now it was time to head back to the ship or to Sand for many there …
“it was good to see you Naruto. Stop by Sand sometime soon. You’re always welcome. The same goes of the rest of you” Gaara said sincerely as they were about to leave the restaurant.
Naruto smiled and hugged his red haired friend “we’ll see you soon then. Tell Temari and Kankuro hello for me” he said since the siblings were helping with Danzo’s lock down and imprisoning the few agents that survived the gas. Gaara did try to get them to come, but they insisted on making sure everything went smoothly.
It was subtle, but Gaara noticed something in the blonde’s eyes when he glanced at Neji and gestured to Naruto to follow him outside to talk privately “what’s wrong?” Gaara asked in the evening light. Thankfully the street was mostly empty so no one could hear them talk.
“this seems too good to be true. I love Neji more than anything and that’s only gotten stronger as time passed, but it feels like I’m lucky just to be near him and if I push too hard I’ll destroy it … I guess I never …” Naruto trailed off not sure how to explain.
Gaara, however, seemed to understand “you never thought you’d have someone who wanted to be with you” Naruto sighed and nodded at his friend’s blunt summary “we grew up in similar conditions. Constantly being told we’re monsters … that no one will want to be with us, but we know that’s false … the way Neji looks at you proves he adores you so take that chance. Show him how you feel and let it go from there”
The blonde looked over as his friends, family and the man he wanted to spend the rest of his life with leave the restaurant. Pushing all his thoughts and fears aside he walked over to Neji and pulled him into a passionate kiss “I love you” he said when they finally broke apart for air. While their friends smiled and even clapped at the couple some weren’t so happy about the affectionate display …
“that’s just sick” everyone’s attention turned to the Hyuga heiress who had an ugly sneer on her face “good thing I decided to get a few people to straighten you fools out” she said with a smirk as four of the clad heads, Hiashi, Choza, Shikaku and Shibi, could be seen jumping across the roof tops towards them.
“SASUKE!” Sasuke yelped as he saw Sakura and Ino running towards them as well with the conniving elders in hot pursuit.
“it’s about time you all came to your senses and came home” Hiashi said with his disapproving glare focused solely on the heirs. Naruto twitched feeling a bit pissed that the man completely ignored Neji who was still in his arms.
Shikaku smiled at his son “you made it just in time Shikamaru. We made a contract for you and since you’re an adult you have to sign it. Once you impregnate her you can do what you want as a leaf ninja”
The Aburame clan head nodded silently “I prepared the same for you Shino” Shibi adjusted his glasses and turned to Sasuke now that the elders were there “the elders have the Uchiha contracts and paperwork for you all to reenlist”
Neither clan head seemed to care that their sons didn’t look interested at all. Choji, however, was curious. His father was the only one who hasn’t tried to shove a contract down his throat. In fact, Choza seemed sad and relieved. Was Choza simply happy to see his son again?
Koharu nodded and produced the scrolls “hurry up and we’ll finally put this unpleasant phase behind us. Now where is Namikaze-sama?”
That was all it took for Naruto to burst out laughing …
Did they really think slapping a ‘-sama’ at the end of his name will change how they treated him? … no, it most certainly will not …
The clan heads, elders and Hinata all looked at the blonde who remained unidentified for the leaf residents. Kyu hopped onto Naruto’s shoulder as he calmed down. There was a deadly silence that made smirks appear on Jiraiya and Tsunade’s faces. Gaara released some of his sand just in case something happened with the baby present. Finally Naruto glanced each of his friends in their eyes. He saw Sasuke step closer to Choji, Shino held Shikamaru’s hand and he felt Neji lean against him …
“I’m Naruto Namikaze you greedy hypercritical fools and as for this issue of reenlisting or contracts go …” Naruto snapped his fingers and the scrolls were ripped away from the elder’s hands by an unseen entity. The scrolls floated into the air and burst into flames with a flick of his wrist earning a shriek of outrage from the female elder “that is my answer”
Hiashi gave a strained smile “you’re being quite unreasonable Naruto-sama-”
“that’s right!” Hinata huffed as she stomped up to the blonde “and if you don’t knock this off I won’t marry you”
Naruto deadpanned “I just kissed your cousin … do you honestly think I’d settle for you when I have someone I can trust and never tried to seduce me into a clan?” he smirked as Hinata flushed when she realized that she was caught from the very beginning “yes, I always knew your goals and guess what … you’re a terrible actor. This” Naruto gestured to the hokage mountain implying that he meant his returning to Kooha as a ninja “will never happen and Sakura, Ino …” both girls stopped trying to drag Sasuke away from Choji and looked at Naruto “you gold diggers are barking up he wrong tree. His fruits are only for Choji” the couple blushed at the oddly appropriate choice of words.
“FUCK YOU! How dare you say such a rude thing?!” Sakura snarled. Kyu growled at the bitch, but the tiny fox didn’t strike her as much of a threat … if only she knew …
Ino glared “damn right! Our Sasuke isn’t a fag! Such a disgusting thing to say and to say and to think we were going to apologize-”
Shikamaru stomped on the ground creating a small ripple across the ground as the earth shifted from the shadow user’s bending. He wasn’t as powerful as Naruto, but it was enough to make a shocking statement that shut the fools up “first off Ino, you’ve said far more offensive things to Naruto’s face countless times and on top of that you both were violent towards him when you simply had no reason beyond venting. Second, Sasuke is gay and is dating Choji just like I’m with … Shino” the shadow blushed slightly. This really was the first time they admitted it out loud that they started dating, but it was not completely unexpected …
“this is insane! Hokage-sama do something about this nonsense! Surely you want your line to continue, which not possible if they follow this unnatural path-” Shikaku was silenced by a truly deadly glare from the hokage.
The hokage smirked as she saw the old clan heads and elders cower “I actually want my grandson happy. If he’s happy with Neji then I won’t allow anyone try to destroy that happiness”
Choza, who was looking at his son and not really listening, looked a bit choked up and smiled happily “I’m happy for you both” Choji looked understandably surprised, but smiled and easily sent Sakura and Ino flying away from Sasuke with a shock wave of chakra. Both fangirls were left out cold in a tree …
“Choza don’t encourage this!” Shikaku snapped angrily stunning all those who knew him. He never showed such anger before …
“don’t tell me how to handle this! You should all be more understanding of this considering you all wanted the same kind of relationship, but you’re all angry because you never stood up for that like they are now! Shikaku do you still love Inoichi? What about you, Shibi, Hiashi? I know you have some guy out there. I see it every time you stare into space. Do you really want your sons to grow up bitter and resentful because they were dragged into loveless marriages just like you?!” the Akimichi roared taking everyone by surprise. Shino, Shikamaru, Neji, Sasuke and Choji’s jaws dropped. This was a detail they never knew about their families.
Hiashi scowled “we did our duty to our clans-”
Naruto raised an eyebrow “if I may wasn’t your job just to produce an heir not necessarily to stay in an unhappy marriage? Once you had your kids your job was done, correct? Couldn’t you have made arrangements to have an open marriage so you could go after a happy relationship, but still keep your kids? It’s been a while since I read about the clan laws, but I’m sure there were options”
The silence was deafening …
Fact is they were young when each of them were betrothed. Granted they were all ninjas at the time so they should’ve tried to figure out all their options, but instead they let the elders currently in charge push them into it. The clan heads just retreated instead of answering Naruto and the elders realized they won’t be getting their way and scuttled off to bother someone else.
Choza sighed “they always tried to seem indifferent, but deep down they’re still drama queens. I know it seems like they don’t care, but they were actually far more …umm forgiving? Than the clan heads were to them … well, except in Naruto’s banishment. I admit we all screwed up there” Choza looked at Naruto with an apologetic smile “the others did so not because they hated you really more dislike the influence you were having on their heirs. I didn’t want to banish you … had I known you weren’t being guarded like Danzo claimed I would never have voted for you to be banished-”
“hold it!” Tsunade snapped and looked at the oldest Akimichi “Choza what do you mean? Did Danzo himself tell you this?”
“yes hokage. I believe now that he claimed as such to me knowing I wouldn’t want to banish mu son’s friend and I’m ashamed to say that I fell for that” Choza said clearly disappointed in his skills as a ninja.
Jiraiya clenched his teeth angrily “sadly your vote wouldn’t have made much of a difference, but now it’s time to talk to that old manipulative geezer”
The hokage nodded seriously “lets go” she gave Naruto a hug and smiled “keep in touch and try to stay out of trouble. I’m going to pluck a warhawk!” Naruto chuckled at the comment and watched his grandma leave with his godfather, Itachi and Torune. Danzo will no doubt be spilling his guts … both literally and figuratively …
Asuma smiled as his baby boy started getting fussy “we should go. It was great to see you all again. Make to stay in touch” he said before leaving with Kurenai and little Yuki. Iruka said a tearful farewell and soon left after making Naruto promise to visit.
Tenten rolled her eyes as her sensei bid them a youthful farewell, gave Lee a hug that let off a strange light or genjutsu before running away at warp speeds trying to beat a record of some sort to celebrate his former students new talents and happy lives “well we better get going too. I want to get going before Gaara here comes to his senses and stops us from staying at his village”
Gaara smiled in amusement “it will be no problem”
It was decided during the party that Choji, Sasuke, Shino and Shikamaru would go to Sand as free lance ninjas. Tenten and Lee will tag along, but then leave to keep helping Jiraiya with his spy network. They teased that this arrangement would give Naruto and Neji time alone on the ship. Embarrassing … a little, but the blonde couldn’t deny that he liked the idea and after that kiss he knew Neji was happy about that idea too.
“alright then this is where we split up for now. If any of these trouble makers bother you, Gaara, toss them in the ocean and I’ll pick them up at some point” Naruto chuckled at the pouts he got in response and he and Neji headed off to the opposite side of the village where the ship was located not far away from the Valley of the End.
Neji smiled as the little fox hopped down onto his shoulder “do you want to stop at Ichiraku before we leave?”
“yes … those two will actually hunt me down if I don’t stop by” Naruto said sheepishly as he recalled how protective Ayame and Teuchi have been in the past. It took only a minute of quickly jumping across the rooftops before they landed in front of the ramen stand.
As they walked in the currently empty stand they saw Ayame working at cleaning the dishes with her back to them “welcome to Ichiraku, what can-” she finally turned to see the costumer and nearly burst into tears “Naruto …”
Naruto was slightly surprised that Ayame recognized him, but smiled and nodded “hey it’s been too long”
“DAD, NARUTO’S BACK!” she screamed as she literally jumped over the counter to hug the blonde. Neji couldn’t resist laughing at the sight of his love being tackled by the ramen chef.
“I know Naruto’s here. We made that ramen for Iruka remember” Teuchi yelled from the back.
Ayame rolled her eyes “NO YOU BUTTHEAD! NARUTO IS HERE IN THE SHOP!”
“WHAT!” a crash was heard in the back and a frantic Teuchi ran out “Naruto! We missed you!” he yelled and went to hg Naruto as well.
“I missed you guys too. We can’t stay long since we want to get back to the ship before dark, but I had to say hello before going” Naruto said after he managed to break free of the hugs.
“we understand, but don’t drop off the face of the earth like that again. I expect monthly-no! weekly letters from you!” Ayame said with her father nodding in agreement behind her. She smiled as she saw Naruto step over to the young man she recognized as Neji Hyuga and felt her heart swell “oh I see Naruto. You two alone on a ship. Is this a romantic trip?” she teased making the couple blush slightly. The two chefs couldn’t be happier that Naruto found someone, but this happiness was ruined as Kakashi entered the little stand …
Kakashi ignored the glares from the ramen chefs and walked up to Naruto with far too much familiarity “hey Naruto! I heard you were in the village so I came here first and it seems I was right. You never change. So what was that I heard about a romantic trip? Who’s the girl?” he asked cheerily. It pissed Naruto off. Kakashi was just as unapologetic as most of the elders and clan heads some of which didn’t even bother to come to meet him. They didn’t really care, they only wanted to cover up their mistakes and pretend nothing happened. Naruto wasn’t going to bother wasting words on the fool and instead leaned down to kiss Neji. Kakashi gave that condescending look he always did and shook his head in disappointment “Naruto I know you want revenge for how some people treated you, but doing something so immature and disgusting like this-”
That sentence was never finished for Ayame and Teuchi went into a demon like mode and proceeded to beat Kakashi with frying pans. Kyu yelped fearfully and covered his eyes with his tail to avoid seeing the violence. Naruto wasn’t too surprised by the chefs’ behavior. They always had a need to get revenge for him whether it was violently or through people’s wallets …
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Tsunade kept her eye on the cell door where Danzo was being kept as they walked down the hall to interrogate him “Naruto is for sure staying out this time, but he gave me this” she said and pulled out a small bottle.
“Verita-serum … odd name the label says it’s a truth serum. Knowing Naruto it actually works” Itachi smirked as they entered the room to find Danzo glaring at them. Itachi, Torune and Jiraiya pinned him down and forced his mouth open. The toad sage removed the tongue seal that would kill the host if he tells any secrets and it was time to begin …
The hokage dropped three drops of the potion onto the man’s tongue and started asking questions “did you have one of your agents tell me that my grandson died during the sealing?”
“yes, it was the only way to get the brat isolated from Jiraiya, but I wasn’t-” Danzo attempted to bite his tongue and fight the effects, but Torune shoved his insects into the man’s man to sting parts of the jaw. Each insect bite injected a small of venom that weakened the jaw so he couldn’t bite his tongue off, but not enough to keep him from talking. Danzo shot his backstabbing subordinate a harsh glare before succumbing to the potion’s effects “I wasn’t aware that you were his grandmother otherwise I would’ve taken him and claimed to the entire village that he was dead”
“did you place a seal on my grandson that stunted his growth?” Tsunade asked with her temper already rising to dangerous levels.
“yes, I needed the demon weak and easy to manipulate. The seal not only stunted his mental and physical growth, but his chakra. The demon was so close to being mine!” Danzo growled.
Jiraiya slammed the man’s head into the table “you bastard, why the hell would you go thorough all this?”
“I want to destroy this village using the demon as my weapon and then recreate it into a better place that I’ll rule” Danzo said with a strained voice making it clear that he was trying to resist. Tsunade continued asking all sorts of questions ranging fro serious ones on other crimes Danzo may have been involve with and embarrassing ones … just for a laugh …
If Danzo had done even half of the things he confessed to then he should be executed so Tsunade scheduled an early morning execution for Danzo and all his men. She, Jiraiya, Torune, Itachi, the kazekage and all of Naruto’s friends sat back and ate buttered popcorn during it … Shizune wouldn’t let her drink sake after word of the party got out so it had to be popcorn. It was still a good day … except for Naruto, Kyu and Neji …
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“where would you like to go?” Naruto asked as they set sail.
Neji pet Kyu as the ship was steered away “anywhere” Fawkes sang in agreement as he adjusted his grip on his perch. They stuck close enough so that land was in sight, but just as the stars came out and the time to go to sleep for the night … perhaps together which is what Neji hoped for, but Naruto froze “Naruto? Is something wrong?”
“I sense a few very strong chakra signatures headed right for us … I know them” Naruto trailed off as if he was trying to remember the people “shit … I should’ve guessed the masked twit wouldn’t confront me himself. I’ll be right back Neji”
“why do you need to go? They can’t see through the wards so they can’t … oh” Neji sighed as he realized the problem. They wouldn’t be able to easily leave the ship if they were hunted and any of their friends who try to visit will be in danger “I’m going too”
Naruto twitched, he knew he couldn’t talk his love out of it so they both jumped over the side of the ship after leaving behind clones to control the ship ”there are 7 … they must’ve been raised from the dead with a jutsu. They are Madara and Izuna Uchiha … the 1^st, 2^nd, 3^rd and 4^th hokages and … my mother” he informed Neji feeling a bit pissed that his parents were disrespected like this. They approached the shore with Fawkes flying up above hidden in the night sky and Kyu padding across the water’s surface behind them ready to fight. They reached the bank a moment later and less than a second later Naruto and Neji dodged something that went flying at them … a musical instrument?
“déjà vu … hey Madara, you know just once I’d like to see you use that instrument the way it was meant to be used” Naruto comment casually … perhaps too casually considering the circumstances … 7 of the most powerful people known to exist was standing there in front of him …
Madara smiled, but his body, like the others, was shaking as if he was trying to remain in control “I’m terrible at playing it”
“let me guess, you got frustrated trying to play it and threw it only to find it makes a better weapon” Naruto and everyone there, dead and alive, caught the sheepish look that crossed the eldest Uchiha’s face and laughed “now that’s funny!”
Hiruzen stopped laughing and became serious “Naruto … while this should be another weird reunion we were brought back to capture you” Minato and Kushina’s eyes widened as they recognized the name. It was the name of Minato’s friend and the name of their son. How could that be? How do the founders know him when they have been dead for a long time?
“capture?” Neji glanced at the large deadly stringed instrument that nearly hit them “that thing is not a net. How many pieces of him were you meant to capture?”
Tobirama sighed “the masked man just ordered us to bring him back” he vanished and reappeared behind Naruto and grabbed him “I’m sorry. You’re family to some of us so please make this easy. We don’t want to hurt you”
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