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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28015 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
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Pairing: Yaoi M/M Harem, Incest – Naruto x OC 'Dan' / Ranmaru / Natsu / Sagi / Kankuro
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Karin smiled as they walked down the street “strangely enough I feel better … hey, Mito, look” both girls spotted Izumo and Kotetsu on guard duty and went to speak with them.
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“no! I refuse!”
Naruto clenched his teeth in anger though he did a really good job of hiding it considering the source of his rage was the blonde fool glaring at him as if what he was saying was wrong. The hokage couldn’t do anything truly for his children welfare in mind. He gives them privileges and promotions away without letting them earn it for themselves and seems to think he’s helping them, but he won’t let his stupidity effect little Mina any further …
A stack of papers about a foot tall appeared from a seal on the ROOT agent’s jacket onto Minato’s kitchen table just as Kushina walked in the room. Just as the red head saw Naruto she smiled, but before she could say anything Naruto spoke …
“these are all the reports from Mina’s bodyguards” Naruto tapped the stack with his hand before glaring back at the hokage blatantly ignoring the stunned red head’s presence “do you honestly think Mina would be safer with you when you aren’t even aware that she has been coming back and forth from the Srutobi compound alone since the mission to Wave without supervision?” Minato gaped like a fish as he floundered for an answer. In a fit of disbelief he snatched a report off the pile only to pale at what he was reading “that is that report of one of the several attempts to kidnap her on one of her trips”
“WHAT?” Kushina’s scream startled Minato who apparently was hoping she wouldn’t be home for this, but Naruto timed his visit just right. She stormed over and took the report from Minato “oh my god … well it’s a good thing you assigned her bodyguards, right honey?” Kushina looked up at her husband only have the smile fall from her face as she saw her husband’s pale face “Minato … you did assign her the guards right?” the blood in her veins ran cold when silence and avoiding eye contact was all she got as an answer to her very serious question.
Naruto narrowed his blue eyes on them both making Minato flinch almost wishing the younger blonde was wearing the usual black goggles, which were in need for a tune up “to answer your question, no. Opa was the one who gave Mina protection the second he found out that she was going around the village without supervision of any kind and it was a damn good thing he did because in her first attempt to return to the Namikaze compound she went straight through the red light district” Naruto paused letting the information sink in “it has been over a year since that first visit and she has made the trip everyday twice except for storms, holidays or when it gets to late and can you guess where she has been staying during those times”
“a-a year!” Minato spluttered as his wife seemed to lose all the strength in her legs and fell back on the couch completely speechless.
Naruto dropped the adoption forms on the table “I have no interest in making amends with either of you since neither of youseem to care about what’s best or even understand the situations you put your children in. I’m only here for Mina. That precious girl deserves a real home. She shouldn’t have to go through dangerous situations or put up with people who treat her like an afterthought-”
The hokage shook his head frantically “we don’t, we love her!”
“really …” Naruto raised an eyebrow. He was tempted to pull rank since he was basically on the same level as the hokage and get the Daimyo involved, but he wanted them as little fuss as possible for Mina “keep in mind the reason you had her and then think about where you were for Mina’s sixth birthday”
Silence reigned supreme and Naruto left knowing he made his point …
Mina’s sixth birthday was a month ago. There was a big party at the Sarutobi compound that day. Many people came to celebrate even Tsunade and Shizune, both of whom neglected to inform Kushina and Minato of the big bash. However it shouldn’t have been necessary to tell them …
As a present Naruto, Natsu and Orochimaru decorated her bedroom to look like a forest and butterflies were made with seals to flutter around the room. Mina nearly started crying when she saw it she was so happy. The guest bedroom was now her room and Naruto will make sure she keeps it.
Both Namikazes flinched as they heard the door slam shut signaling that Naruto had indeed left the compound and snapped Minato from his daze “I can’t believe this … how can he ask us such a thing! I know what my children need-”
“Minato … shut up” the hokage’s jaw dropped in shock and his head spun around so fast that he may have given himself whiplash. Kushina paid no attention to her husband’s actions. She was too focused on the copies of the reports Nsruto left with them. Since she had to explain everything to Tsunade she has been thinking through everything and has not been making a pretty picture out of her life choices … After looking through only two more reports she stood up, got a pen and signed the papers “sign them … I don’t know why we made so many horrific mistakes, but this one I know is right. For both Naruto and Mina”
Minato watched his wife leave in silence then looked down at the innocent adoption papers “no … no, I will prove him wrong, I understand the situations my children are in … I am a good father” Minato darted out of the house and went to the missions department. He sifted through some before settling on one “this is perfect! I’ll prove that I know my son by sending him on a mission like this. It’s much higher than genin, but I know Natsu is stronger … I’ll just tweak it so he’ll agree to it. When he returns with a mission success I’ll reveal the truth … I’m not sure why this is so high anyway with a civilian gang involved and no ninjas” Minato used whiteout to erase the ranking level and replaced it with a C …
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The ROOT agent sighed in frustration “they have no concept of reality. They better get out of their little dreamland where everything is perfect, forgivable and in control before someone gets hurt” he was especially worried about Minato’s promoting habit.
The hokage part of his brain seems to stop functioning when his family is involved and the doting father part that wants to remove all the red tape or obstacles for his kids takes over, but that’s not fair to them … Minato could send them to their graves if he doesn’t learn to keep thinking like a professional leader at the right times and not let the father in him make decisions involving anything in the ninja realm. Naruto was happy that he heard about Mito and Karin asking for a demotion. Natsu said the girls were doing better at that level and learning fast alongside their team … they gained a lot of respect for their choice …
“that did go well … maybe I should make a test like the one Natsu and I used on Mito and Karin mandatory. It’s about time some changes were made to the academy anyway. Once I get Mina adopted without force I’ll tell Minato about my rank and get him to focus … now what t do about Arashi?” Naruto mused as he walked “have you come to yell again or talk for a change?”
His pursuer flinched and nervously stepped out of the shadows revealing himself to be Sasuke “just talk if that’s ok”
“sure” Naruto shrugged and continued walking with Sasuke.
“I read up on those records you told me about the other day” Sasuke said softly with a hint of guilt.
“I see … find it interesting?” the blonde asked.
Sasuke nodded hesitantly “yes … you were right nothing adds up… I am very sorry. I’ve been going out of control on some revenge quest and I never had to … my brother must think I’m an idiot”
“he’s an older brother so that’s a given” Naruto chuckled. He did have a number of people growing up in the Sarutobi clan he considered brothers and he is an older brother to Mina and Konohamaru so he could understand … at least that’s what Sasuke thought, but really it was a little more than that … Itachi sent Naruto a recent update and in it he called Sasuke his ‘idiotic’ little brother.
“yeah I suppose” Sasuke laughed slightly “I asked Tsunade if I could train as a medic”
Naruto raised an eyebrow “oh?”
The raven blushed slightly in embarrassment “I wanted to do that when I was young so I want to go back to that … and make up for the problems I caused. I’m training under Sakura … she’s scary” the Uchiha shivered in fear …
“it probably doesn’t help that you have been a real ass to her for years” Naruto commented bluntly.
“I know. I deserve worse really. Do you know where Natsu is? I wanted to apologize to him too” Sasuke said sincerely.
“right now he’s getting some new weapons. He was planning on looking for a mission so you might find him at the hokage tower. You can keep that” Naruto mentioned and smiled as he saw Sasuke hesitantly put the bingo book back in his pocket and bow politely before leaving.
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“I have a great mission for you Natsu! Here!” Minato pretended to rummage through his desk and pull out a mission scroll “it’s a rescue mission. Well more retrieval mission. A gang stole a bunch of family heirlooms and the family wants them back”
Natsu raised an eyebrow as he took the scroll and noticed the rank “only a C rank? I would think a mission like this would be higher hokage-sama”
Minato pouted at not being called Dad. Office or not his kids should feel alright calling him Dad “yes well the gang is a bunch of thugs who aren’t ninjas”
“ok, I accept the mission hokage-sama” Natsu bowed formally and sweat dropped as his Dad pouted, but he just mentally rolled his eyes and left the office “the Black Gang huh? Interesting. Why do I feel like I know that name?” Natsu blinked as he saw Sasuke coming his way “hey Sasuke! It’s been a while” Naruto told him that he told Sasuke some information that would make Sasuke do some much needed soul searching and he hoped that’s true … Sasuke can be a real ass when he wants and it’s getting annoying.
Sasuke nodded hesitantly “yeah … I learned something recently and it got me thinking about all the stupid stuff I’ve been doing and my attitude … I really want to say sorry for everything. I’ve been a complete ass since day one”
“that’s good to hear. I accept your apology Sasuke” Natsu smiled softly and was about to head for the East when Sasuke stopped him.
“oh Natsu Naruto gave this to me, but I don’t feel right keeping it” Sasuke pulled the bingo book out of his pocket and handed it to the orangette “it’s a very different version than the one I saw my brother looking at as a kid”
Natsu nodded as he took the book “yeah this is the ROOT version Danzo gave him. ROOT agents deal with foreign assassins and deep internal issues. They have this book to compare all the assassins to ninjas. Nearly all foreign assassins aren’t ninjas, but many are equivalent in strength to ninjas gong up to SS class”
The Uchiha tilted his head in interest “really? Learn something new everyday”
“yep, see ya Sasuke” Natsu waved and headed for the East gate. He blushed slightly as he remembered the passionate good bye Naruto gave him that morning while walking down the road towards his destination …
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