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Coming Up F'in Roses	By : Shaylilin Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3595 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Sai huffed as he straightened his tie in the mirror. Itachi chuckled from his chair by the door. “Seriously, just relax.”
Sai turned the famous Uchiha glare on Itachi. “Easy for you to say. You and Naruto had a small ceremony – just a small amount of family. Who fucking knew Hidan had so much damn family and they really wanted to have a story book wedding? Who fucking knew my curse-like-a-sailor, rough-around-the-edges, asshole-with-a-heart-of-gold partner was a hopeless romantic?”
Naruto snickered as he opened the door. “I guess I came by at the right time.” He smiled softly as Itachi placed a kiss to his temple. “The photographer is ready for Sai and asked if I could come get him.”
Sai frowned as his hands dropped from his tie. He resolutely ignored the slight tremble to his hands and took a deep breath before releasing it slowly. “Thank you both for standing with me. You three Uchihas are all the family I have left.”
Naruto ducked away from Itachi and moved to toss his arm over Sai's shoulders. “Yeah, yeah. But you gotta give me the real info right now. Which absolutely sunny dispositioned Uchiha is the best Uchiha?”
Itachi shook his head. “Sasuke maybe? He's not currently giving you an uncontrollable twitch in your eye.”
Sai smirked at his cousin over Naruto's head. “Perhaps. I have always liked how quiet Sasuke is. You always had a menacing aura when you were quiet and this one here wouldn't know quiet if it bit him in the ass.”
Naruto pouted. “So mean. Well you can just forget about my wedding present then.” He winked at Sai who was looking more relaxed. “It just means more ramen for me.”
Sai shook his head as he made his way out of the room. Itachi grabbed Naruto's hand as they followed behind, ducking his head to whisper to his husband. “Thank you. You've always had the knack to get Uchiha men out of their own heads.”
Naruto smiled and squeezed Itachi's hand. “Yes, it's really a very special skill that was acquired through years of practice.” He chuckled as he watched Sai being moved around by the photographer. “A skill that I would never take for granted. I love you, 'Tachi.”
Itachi placed a soft kiss to the corner of Naruto's mouth before nodding toward the door that Hidan would be coming through shortly. The men hadn't seen each other yet today. “Do you regret not having this full experience?”
Naruto shook his head and smiled, his eyes shining with unshed tears as Sai and Hidan saw each other for the first time. Hidan had actually been struck speechless and Sai had to wipe away a few tears. They'd been really worried when they announced their relationship to the office. Jiraiya, however, had made quick examples of anyone who discriminated against the men. They'd been happier not having to hide their relationship and the engagement had come quickly after that.
Naruto smiled as he, Sasuke, and Itachi stood up with Sai on his side of the alter. The ceremony was brief but beautiful as Sai and Hidan exchanged their vows. Naruto had to hold back his laughter as Hidan swore accidentally and his mother gasped. Apparently they didn't know their “little angel” as well as they thought these days.
By the end of the reception, Naruto was happily curled up with Itachi at the head table, watching Sai and Hidan sway together to some love song he hadn't heard before. This was what he wanted to have for his friends. He leaned over and kissed Itachi's cheek. “We should head home. Sasuke and Anko were going to leave us the place for the night and go to hers.”
Itachi chuckled and kissed Naruto back. “Let's go say goodbye to the lovebirds.”
*****
Naruto frowned at Deidara. The man had quickly become part of the group – he may have started off as a criminal but he clearly liked being part of the legal side of the business industry. It took a while for Hinata to really trust him again after finding out about the whole 'take down Madara' operation, but they had started dating somewhere around the second year of Deidara working for Hiashi. Tonight though, tonight Deidara was distracted far more than usual. “Hey, Dei, can you help me grab some more drinks?”
Deidara smiled and nodded at Naruto. “Not a problem, yeah.”
Once they were in the kitchen safely away from everyone else Naruto turned on Deidara. “Out with it.”
Deidara blinked. “With what?” He shuffled around and fidgeted with his sleeves. Seeing the look Naruto was giving him, Deidara sighed. “Game night seemed like a good time to do this, but now I'm terrified.” He pulled a ring out from his pocket.
Naruto squeaked. “She's going to love it.” He patted Deidara's shoulder and motioned him to put the ring back. “Just be you. She's happy. Happier than that bastard Haku ever made her. You just need to ask and she'll say yes.”
Sasuke popped his head into the kitchen. “Do you need help? Apparently drinks are too complicated for two blonds to handle?”
Naruto chucked a kitchen towel at Sasuke as he and Deidara grabbed a couple bottles of soda and some alcohol. “I think you're even more a bastard as my brother-in-law.”
Sasuke raised an eyebrow, but Naruto shook his head. “Whatever, dumbass.” He plucked the bottle of tequila from Naruto. When Deidara had escaped the kitchen Sasuke chuckled. “Is he finally getting up the courage to ask her?”
Naruto shrugged. “I think he's planning on it.” He smiled at his best friend. “You gonna ask Anko in the next year or two?”
Sasuke shook his head. “Not anytime soon. I love Anko, but I'm no where near that. Just because you were ready to pounce on a wedding the second you got out of high school doesn't mean I am.”
Naruto smirked. “Yeah, but I also had been dating Itachi for 3 years by the time we got married. Still, you and Anko are going on two now. Not even ready to ask huh?”
Sasuke scowled. “Naruto, don't push it. When it's right for us, if it ever is, we'll get there. She and I are both happy with how things are.”
Naruto nodded. “I'm gonna miss you when you move though.” Naruto's lip dipped down into a pout without his permission. “I've had my best friend and brother next to me in our house for the last year. What am I supposed to do when Itachi pisses me off now?”
Sasuke shook his head. “I don't know. Maybe something weird like be an adult and talk about it?” He dropped his arm around Naruto's shoulder as he started moving back to the living room. “And if it's bad enough it's not like I'm moving off the face of the Earth. I'll literally be three blocks away.”
******
Madara sat at the desk of his new club. His gaze had turned deadly and he steepled his fingers in front of his face. “So what I'm hearing you say, is that you tried to go around me and sell my product and keep the money for yourself. Am I understanding this correctly, Pein?”
The man across from Madara fidgeted slightly. He knew the reputation of the man he had double crossed. He darted his pierced tongue out and licked his dry lips. “It wasn't like that. I was going to use the money to invest in more product and bring you more money.”
Haku chuckled darkly from his corner. “Wouldn't you have to come to us for more product? See nothing you say has any logic.”
Madara smirked and pulled Haku into his lap. “Little Minx, you've gotten so incredibly ruthless. You used to be the one who gave these types of shithead thieves the break.”
Haku ignored Pein as he turned to Madara. “I did learn from the best, my love. After all, I need to be able to hold my own when you are out and if Kisame is not on duty.” He licked at Madara's lips. “Besides, you know watching you bring down double crossing bastards is one of my kinks.”
Madara locked eyes with Pein over Haku's shoulder. “Yes, Minx, I do.” He smirked at Pein. “Do you know what happens to people who double cross me? Do you know what my Minx likes so much?” Pein gulped and shook his head. “I end them.” He kissed Haku soundly, “Love, please ask Kisame to come escort our guest to the quiet room. If you would, please stand guard with Zabuza until he returns to make sure we aren't interrupted.”
Haku nodded and stood. As headed toward the door, he turned back to Madara. “You'll tape for me, right?” He pouted slightly. “I hate missing the good stuff.”
“As if I could deny you anything, Little Minx.” Madara turned his deadly glare on Pein. “You've been judged guilty.” He stood and patted the man's cheek as Haku exited his office. “Don't worry. We'll make sure a piece of you gets back to your family.” Pein's blood ran cold as Madara's menacing smile turned on him. “After all, punishment is no good if you disappear without a trace. People might think I let you go then.”
Kisame grabbed Pein's shoulder and escorted him to a soundproof room in the back of the office. The room was made of concrete – easy to wipe down. Madara and Kisame made short work of an execution and dismemberment. Disposal of the body would be left to Kisame after the club shut down for the night. Pein's piercings would be returned to his mother along with a photo of his body.
Haku smirked at Kisame as the man came back out to his post. “Welcome back. I'm gonna just go make sure Madara's still in one piece.”
Kisame crossed his arms. “So you mean fuck like rabbits?”
Haku chuckled. “I always did like that his offices include a private bedroom.”
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