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The Banishing Act	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 18142 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Pairing: Yaoi M/M - seme Naruto x Neji
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It had an ominous feeling as if something was bad was going to happen … a sign of things to come?
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Naruto docked his ship and smirked as his friends got ready to head to Konoha. With no hand sign at all a clone quietly appeared and zipped into the forest. The clone slipped into the village without being detected by Kurenai and Asuma who were waiting at the gate with Kotetsu and Izumo. It helped that the gate guards were focused on the cute baby in Kurenai’s arm with the main part out of the way the clone proceeded to the edge of the Forbidden Forest and jumped over the chain link fence.
The real Naruto found out where the ROOT agents were hiding by sending small numbers of clones into the village and searching everything carefully. The base was found a few hours ago, but his clone was dispelled by a tiger in the deadly forest before it could do anything helpful. This clone’s job is to trim down help take down as many ROOT agents as possible before Leaf and Sand ninjas attack and an all out war begins.
(found it) the clone of Naruto’s smirked as he found a secret entrance being guarded by some well hidden anbu who must’ve found the place right after the last clone was mauled by a tiger.
Of course his grandma wants him safe, but he didn’t want her to put herself at risk either. So there was only one solution … use clones. He still helps, but keeps out of danger. No possible danger and everyone’s happy … ok he may get yelled at later, hut it will be worth it. In a quick silent motion the ground opened for the clone and he disappeared into the forest floor after placing a seal near the entrance without the anbu seeing. The clone quickly reemerged through the floor of a massive underground complex.
It was no surprise his grandma wanted him to stay out of this conflict. There was truly an army of ROOT agents there waiting for orders. It would be foolish to take on so many ninjas. Of course compared to the army Danzo sent to capture him at Whirlpool it wasn’t too bad. With the right trap any army can be taken down with little to no fuss.
For this army he could not use explosives because a decent portion of the complex runs under the village. It was most likely set up that way for faster response times, but it means any destruction to the base itself will damage the village above the complex and thus put lives at risk. Good thing is that Naruto knows many ways to destroy a place. His choice for this underground army was …
Seal with colorless, odorless poisonous gas!
It cuts down on waste, time and your enemy’s numbers!
The seal is equipped with a ventilation seal that will start removing the gas with a mini tornado once the seal near the door to the complex is tripped. All the gas will be rendered useless once it hits the open air. The clone placed the seal near the back and activated it. Just as everyone started feeling ill they noticed the intruder. The clone easily avoided a few of the strongest agents and dispelled itself once he was sure the seal was working.
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Tsunade stood up on the rooftop and looked out at her village “such a lovely view … it’s hard to believe this place is filled with idiots”
“yes you do seem to have a pest problem” the hokage turned around and saw Gaara walking up to her “I had an unfortunate run in with Haruno as I came into the village. She’s in a rare mood today”
The hokage snickered “didn’t you hear about the book sale? The one celebrating the release of Roy Urameshi’s newest book and fourth installment of his autobiography?”
A smirk spread across Gaara’s lips “ah yes, that’s today”
“Haruno and the Hyuga wench are big fans of the writer’s works” Tsunade shared knowing smirk with the kazekage “and speaking of the writer we have to deal with that pest and his army”
Gaara nodded “has it been located?” he asked referring to Danzo’s hideout.
“yes … we strike once I have eyes on Naruto. I asked Asuma and Kurenai to make sure he stays out of this. Tough or not he shouldn’t be fighting every damn battle” Tsunade said seriously. Danzo was a very dangerous man with a number of tricks up his sleeve and an army. She will be damned if she lost her grandson so soon after finding him again.
“I agree. It should be easy once he’s in the village and distracted by the idiots who will try to bring him back into the Konoha fold” Gaara said feeling a little guilty about having to put Naruto through that, but it’s better than having him deal with Danzo. If only they knew that Naruto is already involved. Really they should’ve expected him to do something with shadow clones …
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Kurenai looked up from the baby in her arms as her husband nudged her arm and pointed out the group of people coming towards the gate “it has been too long! it’s so nice to see you guys again!” she carefully hugged Shino, Neji, Choji, Tenten, Sasuke, Lee, Shikamaru, but paused and looked tearfully at the blonde “Naruto I’m so sorry-”
“it wasn’t your fault. Neither you nor the other senseis were involved with that farce of a trail because the council wanted every excuse to banish me they could get. Kakashi was the only one informed let alone allowed to testify on my ‘dangerous nature’ and that’s what they wanted since he had nothing good to say … despite the number of times I didn’t let Sakura die” Naruto shrugged and smiled at the little baby “so this is little Yuki” Little Kyu hopped up on the blonde’s shoulder to look at the infant.
Asuma grinned feeling pride in his newborn son “yes this is our baby boy. He’s now one month old”
“you can hold him if you want” Kurenai offered.
Tenten cooed at the wriggling bundle that was carefully handed over to the blonde “he’s so cute … I want kids”
“you seem quite comfortable holding him” Shikamaru commented as Naruto effortlessly held the baby as if he has done it many times before.
“I helped a lot of kids after the war in the Fire Nation” Naruto answered casually “I also volunteered at a hospital after I returned since I had some helpful healing skills”
Neji saw the look in Naruto’s eyes as he held the child. It was clear that Naruto wanted children and to be honest he did as well. The idea of adoption crossed his mind, but over the last week the blonde has been telling them stories about the other world and one particular story came up. It was about this school called Hogwarts. According to Naruto there was a potion master at the school that taught him potions in exchange for he shadow clone technique. During the lessons this wizard mentioned a potion that can create a womb in a male using magic so a man can become pregnant.
After that story Sasuke turned so red he fainted much to everyone’s amusement. Shikamaru seemed curious about it too since he and Shino thought about having kids at some point in the future. Granted they were considering adopting, but this was something to consider. Naruto admitted that the potion was above his brewing skills, but it wouldn’t be any trouble asking Death to contact the wizard if anyone wanted it. Neji wanted to talk about that with Naruto, but he couldn’t bring himself to do it. Despite the obvious chemistry between them he was worried he was taking it too far to soon. Their first kiss was only a week ago and it hasn’t progressed much beyond a few toe curling kisses and a couple make out sessions …
Though the Hyuga did want much more. He has been going crazy over Naruto when the blonde was away and now that he’s right there in Neji’s reach he wanted to grab on and never let go. Naruto seem to be backing off a little and it hurt to think the blonde might not feel the same …
“well we should go eat, I’m starved” Choji grinned as he wrapped an arm around Sasuke’s waist. Kotetsu and Izumo remained quiet this whole time since it might be awkward if they said the wrong thing. They were on thin after informing the clan heads that time Jiraiya entered the village a few months ago. Though they did smile at the blonde who they always liked.
“yes lets, Iruka is waiting for us with a few takeout ramens so we can do the BBQ special and Ichiraku too” Kurenai said happily as she cuddled her baby.
No one mentioned it, but it was a little tense for everyone. After all this was this first time in a long time that they were all back in the village since Naruto’s banishment nearly 6 years earlier. They were all ‘wanted’ back by the council. The banishment was lifted. The clans were going to be thrilled that they came back, but …
It didn’t feel like a home ..
They knew they were only wanted as breeding stock. Maybe the parents of the ones who had them were missing them, but it wasn’t enough to make them bother with asking the hokage to contact Jiraiya unless it was about returning to make an heir. Kurenai, Asuma, Tsunade and a few others were the only reason they returned. They all won’t be here long they agreed as they zipped across the rooftops hoping to avoid unnecessary trouble like clan heads …
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Gaara’s hand covered one eye as he used his sand eye jutsu to watch the gate “they’re all here” he said as he saw Naruto and the others crossing the gate.
“perfect” Tsunade signaled to an anbu and that anbu disappeared to tell the several ninjas from Sand and Leaf to stop the ROOT agents from coming to Danzo’s aid “lets go” the two kages went into the hokage building and found Danzo waiting in her office most likely to try and get her to bring the heirs back … again “we have something to discuss”
Danzo smirked “would this have something to do with your long lost grandson?”
“yes actually, he is in the village” Tsunade noticed a subtle twitch from the warhawk. No doubt the man realized that his seal network was taken down and that he was in trouble “I want to discuss the alarming number of illegal seals including some seals meant to stunt a baby’s growth … and a lie long ago that kept me from my grandson” she growled angrily. It had to be him or someone under his command. Either way he knew and she’d drag it out of him as painfully as humanly possible.
A scowl crossed Danzo’s lips “it won’t work. You should’ve just obeyed me” he pulled the bandage over his eye down revealing a spinning red sharingan. However both Gaara and Tsunade flinched only to find that nothing was happening. Neither of them were processed “what the hell?” Danzo cursed as nothing was happening like it should. They should be under his control, but they weren’t … why?
Tsunade quickly moved and managed to hit the sharingan with a medical jutsu that cut off the eye’s power just as Danzo dodged. Out of the corner of her eye she saw the scrolls from the Uzumaki clan glow and realized the protective seals must’ve reacted to the copying ability of the sharingan. The Uzumaki thought of everything …
The kages raced after the warhawk who jumped through the window and escaped to the roof. Several anbu appeared cutting off Danzo and it became increasingly clear that what means he used to contact his agents wasn’t working. Finally ten ROOT agents did appear, but they looked half dead and were ultimately no help. Danzo fought hard for his age, but he was soon taken down. His chakra was sealed and his sharingan eye was taken in order to discover who it really belonged to …
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Iruka nearly burst into tears when he realized the blonde with his former students was Naruto “it’s great to see you guys. I was so worried! Come on and sit! I reserved the private room for all of us so you guys don’t get noticed by someone you want to avoid” he commented cheerily … but it took him a few seconds to stop hugging Naruto before they all went in the restaurant “I got a few things in case you can’t stay long. Ayame said that they understand that you might not want to be caught in the open at their stand, but if you don’t stop by they will hunt you down” the instructor whispered even though the door to the private room was shut.
It’s no wonder though because it was a little rude to bring other restaurant food into a restaurant, but he couldn’t resist unsealing a few bowls of takeout ramen for everyone. Naruto smiled as he took the chopsticks with the others and began eating his bowl. It has been a long time since he had this ramen. Just before the owner returned there was no evidence that there was ramen in the room and the BBQ special began.
“this is delicious!” Choji grinned as he popped a piece of grilled meat in his mouth.
Tenten chuckled “it is, but I still like Naruto’s cooking is better”
“you cook Naruto?” Iruka beamed with pride. It made him so happy that Naruto was safe and able to take care of himself. He was so worried for the last few years.
The blonde nodded as he chewed a grilled piece of food and swallowed “nothing much. I was pushed into taking lessons” Tsunade, Jiraiya and Gaara were the only ones in the village that knew of his books and penname Roy Urameshi so Iruka, Kurenai and Asuma have a surprise waiting for them.
According to his grandma she managed to get them addicted to the books, but they haven’t connected the autobiographical series to him yet. That isn’t a big surprise really. Naruto wrote the first book to be vague or made it so much from his point of view that only those who shared a direct event with him would see the similarity. The white rose and Neji or Dove in the books is a good example. Most of the recognizable events in his autobiography had Tsunade, Jiraiya, his friends or only Kyu who was not out of the seal in real so there was no reason to connect with the book and say ‘that’s familiar … I know him!’. That’s fine though. Naruto had a surprise for the ninth book of that series that will stun Konoha …
“your youthfulness knows no bounds Naruto! I can’t wait to reveal what you taught me to Gai-sensei!” Lee grinned excitedly.
“I hope to see his face too … actually I’m surprised he isn’t here” Naruto commented though he suspected Gai was involved with the ROOT elimination team, which should be going on soon.
Asuma shrugged “Gai is helping with a mission-”
*bang* “found you! Those idiots at the gate should learn to talk quieter” there standing in the door way was Hinata who clearly didn’t care that she just broke a door down “where is he?” she snapped making the baby cry. Kyu abandoned his little plate of food to snuggle the baby and try to calm him.
Neji glared as Kurenai tried to hush her son “keep it down, you’re scaring the baby”
“oh shut up! Now where is my future husband?” Hinata glared.
Shikamaru snorted “who would marry you when they can get the tasty type of crabs at the market?” the others snickered at the insult.
The Hyuga heiress snarled “I’ll have you know I’m as pure as snow!”
“the snow in the red light district perhaps” Tenten huffed.
“Tenten, Shikamaru, not in front of my son” Asuma chastised half heartedly.
“where is Naruto?! I know you idiots wouldn’t just return without him after wasting so much time searching … well … I’m waiting” Hinata hissed dangerously. She never looked at the blonde carefully enough to see that it was Naruto. Of course even if she did she most likely would not recognize him.
Lee looked confused “Naruto? Haven’t seen him. Kotetsu and Izumo must’ve been mistaken. What’s he have to do with your future husband?”
A vein popped up on Hinata’s forehead as her anger rose “Naruto is my future husband” Naruto deadpanned, but remained quiet “anyone who is related to the five hokages is worthy of my hand in marriage” she glanced at the blonde in the room, but frowned. The guy was smoking hot so he couldn’t be her Naruto plus he didn’t have whisker marks. She decided to have a fling with the guy later and maybe during her marriage with Naruto, but he’d would only be a plaything.
“and the Uchiha clan too apparently …” Tsunade said as she appeared behind Hinata with Jiraiya, Gaara, Itachi, Gai and Torune behind her. She glared as she saw a spark of greed in Hinata’s pale eyes ”this has gone far enough Hinata Hyuga. Get lost. My grandson would never lower himself to your over used genitals” the hokage growled and the heiress stalked off. Since Shino was closest to the door he displayed a bit of alchemy to repair the door once the crazy Hyuga was gone “nice …” the hokage glared at Naruto “you were supposed to stay out of it” she muttered as she bopped him one the head.
“I did … you did not, however, specify what to do with my clones” Naruto said seemingly oblivious to the bump on his head “so you discovered the family tree I take it”
Tsunade huffed as she, Jiraiya, Gaara, Gai, Itachi and Torune sat down to join the party “yes, however, after that run in I’m going to need some sake. No one tell Shizune!” the other party goers chuckle making the hokage pout “I mean it!”
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Hinata scowled as she left the restaurant. She knew they knew something about Naruto and she will find out what that is. An evil smirk came to her lips as realized that maybe the clan heads and council would fair better if they knew everyone was back …
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