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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28015 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
/Author's comments
Another Language
Pairing: Yaoi M/M Harem, Incest – Naruto x OC 'Dan' / Ranmaru / Natsu / Sagi / Kankuro
Last Time:
“that’s for another time” Naruto noticed Sasuke following after them trying to be sneaky and filed it away as another thing to clear up, but first he had to meet his Opa to turn in some reports …
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“ugh what happened?” Karin mumbled as she slowly sat up and glanced at Mito in the hospital bed next to her.
Mito groaned “I don’t know- … YOU!” she snapped as she spotted Natsu sitting across from them. Both girls attempted to jump off the beds and dive for their orange haired brother. They had every intention of beating their younger brother who looked far too calm and smug right now, but neither made it off the bed …
“BOTH OF YOU SIT DOWN” both women froze and instinctively sat back down at the authoritative voice, but they didn’t see where it came from until Naruto walked out of seemingly nowhere.
“Naruto? What are you doing here?” Mito shook her head and shot Natsu a glare “he embarrassed us in front of two-”
Naruto shrugged “so?”
Karin huffed “he made our clothes disappear in front of two men!”
“and you think being naked in front of the people you fight and survive with is embarrassing? Modestly holds value over the hardships ninjas face? Do either of you know how many ninjas, men and women, are tortured, killed or raped every year?” Naruto sighed as he was gifted with blank looks ... they didn’t seem to realize the down sides to the ninja profession “so that’s a no … 120 ninjas every year on average. Many are genins, chunins and yes, jonins”
“what does that have to do-”
Natsu rolled his eyes “Mito think. Naruto and I came up with this plan to get a point across. You both completed an academy level with great difficulty. Do you really think you should be two ranks higher than genin who have already had their first kill?”
“we earned our rank” Karin snapped.
“how? Did you take the chunin or jonin exams?” Naruto asked calmly.
Mito blinked “err … well no”
“did you complete the necessary requirement of 200 missions to take the chunin exam?” asked the ROOT agent.
The girls jaws dropped “200!”
“and that would be another no … so why do you honestly believe you deserve the rank you were given when everyone else is going by the book?” Naruto leaned against the bed Karin was in and watched the to females flounder for an answer.
“be-becsuse … our father gave-”
Naruto held up a hand forcing Mito to stay quiet “yes, your father. The man who is perfect and can do no wrong … do try to keep in mind who you’re speaking to. After all there is a reason I consider only two Namikazes family” both girls flinched “Minato is human, he makes mistakes as he has proven. Now I’m not saying you’re weak. You’re both jonin level in strength and speed, but how the hell can you expect to get to the fight when you can barely hunt? Also keep in mind that Natsu easily tracked you down, stole your things, tied you up, applied seals on your clothes, stripped you … a true enemy could have drugged, raped and slashed your throat before you even woke-”
“STOP … please stop” Karin clapped her hands over her ears and started sobbing. Mito simple looked lost and confused.
Mito suddenly put up one last defiant glare “our father wouldn’t-ahh” in a blur Naruto shoved Mito back on the bed. In one fluid movement her panties were removed and she was flipped onto her hands and knees. She felt herself being pinned easily and Naruto’s pants against her exposed backside.
“and you’re raped” the ROOT agent stated and let her go “Natsu could’ve raped you both before so you could’ve been raped twice in 24 hours … where’s Minato?” Mito was oddly silent, but Naruto decided to make his final point “ninjas die young, not all, but most do. You can increase your odds by being smart and knowing how to survive. It’s not worth taking chances to wait for your female teammate to go and change. It’s foolish to wait for a female medic to treat your injuries. Modesty is destructive to survival and so is thinking Minato can be there to save you every time. Those men you ran into are your comrades and they were concerned about your health, they assumed you were raped and took measures to protect you and get help. They didn’t gape at your breasts … when you feel up to it take a look around. You’re in the biggest wing in the hospital. It’s dedicated to rape and torture victims”
Natsu smiled sadly as his sisters clearly understood what the point was. According the tears the message finally sank in “I’ll stay here” he whispered as Naruto started leaving. The blonde nodded with a soft smile and kissed Natsu before leaving the orange haired twin alone to comfort his sisters.
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Sasuke scowled as he saw Naruto walking away from the hospital “fucking bastard thinks he’s so tough-… where’d he go?!” the raven blinked and suddenly the blonde was gone.
“good to see you were released Sasuke” the Uchiha jumped and spun around to see Naruto standing right behind him “a tad jumpy today”
“fuck you” Sasuke snarled and attempted to hit the blonde who dodged all too easily.
Naruto sweat dropped “eloquent. So why are you following me?” Naruto asked casually as if he didn’t just side step a punch.
“you have some nerve acting like you’re better than me and after all the shit you put me through” Sasuke growled.
“and what pray tell did I put you through? Are you still pissed because of that jail incident? Sasuke that was all on you. You’re the one who attacked the cafeteria workers to make them serve you and that was when you were under the assumption that they were civilians no less. Thank heavens they weren’t or you could still be in prison or waiting a death sentence for murder. And you made things worse for yourself by escaping” commented the blonde as he dodged another blow.
“why are you stronger than me?” Sasuke screamed in frustration.
Naruto raised an eyebrow “is that a rhetorical question?”
“FUCK YOU ASSHOLE” the Uchiha roared and attempted to beat the blonde into submission, but each punch, jab, slash and kick was calmly dodged as if he was nothing more than a toddler beating with his tiny fists because he wants a toy.
“you’re very articulate today” the blonde muttered sarcastically as the raven stopped his childish tirade to gasp for air.
Sasuke just stood there panting for a few minutes before looking at he blonde “train me”
“no” was the ROOT agent responded.
“you have too!” the raven glared.
“why’s that?” Naruto was starting to get bored with this foolishness … it’s time to snap the Uchiha back to reality.
“I need to get my revenge against my brother! You should be helping me!” yelled the Uchiha.
“I don’t believe in revenge, it’s a waste of time and your life to wallow in anger while hunting someone down and potentially die in the process … unless a perfect opportunity for death and humiliation falls in your lap that gives you a good chance to live happily and fulfill your life goals without worries” Naruto shrugged his shoulders “but that’s something hard to come by unless you know how to seriously pull strings like a spy or the Obake. Besides I don’t care who’s blood was spilt by your brother’s axe”
The raven scoffed “moron, my brother has never used an axe”
“well that’s what the public records says. You family was killed by someone using an axe” (I knew using that weapon to kill the Uchihas would come in handy one day since it ties to the man Itachi killed for helping the masked man contact the Uchiha … granted I never would’ve guessed that that deliberate discrepancy would be used to drag Sasuke’s head out of his ass) Naruto thought.
“what do you mean?” Sasuke looked confused.
“you never read the records? That’s not very professional. Go and check them out” was all the blonde said before slowly walking away.
Sasuke looked at the ROOT agent’s back “wait!” Naruto stopped, but didn’t turn around to face the Uchiha “why would the entire village say that Itachi killed everyone when he never used an axe?”
Naruto seemed to take a moment to consider what to say “we were almost ten when the Uchiha clan was massacred … my Jiji told me that deception works best when the right outside circumstances come together” Naruto unsealed a book and tossed it to Sasuke. The raven caught it and looked at the cover … it was the bingo book “page 27”
As Naruto disappeared into the trees Sasuke flipped to the page … it was Itachi’s profile. The S-class missing nin was a member of the Akatsuki and was known to have killed multiple people including the brutal murder of a S-class ninja known to use an axe.
Years ago when Itachi was asked to stop his family from staging a coup Naruto preformed the massacre in his place. The young ROOT agent remembered to check the files and noticed that one person seemed to be visiting the Uchihas a great deal since the rumors of a coup started. Itachi confirmed that the man was chatting with his father on the masked man’s behalf. Naruto used his bone bloodline to create a perfect replica of that man’s axe and used it to kill the Uchihas. Itachi escaped from the village to get into the Akatsuki and has been Konoha’s spy since. When the opportunity presented itself he murdered the messenger.
To everyone, even Sasuke, it would look like the man with the axe butchered the Uchihas and Itachi took the blame to become a spy. The story won’t be made public until Itachi returns, but Sasuke will soon come to that conclusion.
Technically it isn’t the full truth … Sasuke will never be told about the coup or Naruto’s involvement. This is a ninja village, secrets must be kept, but it will bring Sasuke peace.
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Danzo leaned back in his chair and sighed as he listened the Naruto’s report. Once the blonde finished he nodded “I see, so Sasuke has been told or to be more precise lead in the right direction … good, maybe his deplorable behavior will finally come to an end”
”I will check on him and see, but I’m sure he will be very different by the end of the day. Now is there anything to know while I’m here? I wanted to go see Mina” said Naruto.
“yes actually, I’ll be retiring” Danzo mentally smiled when Naruto grinned. The blonde didn’t know who was taking his place …
“tired of trainees already?” Naruto chuckled “so who is taking your place?”
The ROOT leader stood up and walked over to the blonde “the one person I know who can handle the job” he pulled out a white armband with the kanji for ‘ROOT’ on it in black “Naruto Sarutobi, I here by charge you with the duties of the ROOT division of Konoha, do you accept?”
Naruto blinked in shock and after a moment he kneeled “I accept Danzo-sama”
The old ninja smiled, Naruto was very professional when the time called for it. He placed the armband on the blonde’s upper right arm “you will do me proud just like always” Danzo pulled the young ninja into a hug ignoring the mild ache in his injured arm. The loss of his right eye and the old scars crippling his right arm that came from protecting Naruto is something he would never regret. In fact he was proud of them.
“thank you Opa” Naruto smiled as he happily hugged back. Soon they were back at he Sarutobi compound where Mina nearly tackled him once he entered the door. This was something he was worried about … not that Mina wouldn’t want to be adopted by him. She made it clear that she liked the idea, but how would Minato react?
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Minato blinked at his two daughters “you want to be demoted? Why? You’re both strong”
Mito glanced at Karin. They both smiled in agreement and gave Minato their jonin jackets “we just aren’t ready for such a step. Genin rank would be a better fit and could we be assigned to a team or sensei”
“well … ok, if you’re sure. I’ll give you both genin rank and have a jonin join you on missions” Minato frowned as he watched his daughters bow and leave. They didn’t need to be professional with him.
Karin smiled as they walked down the street “strangely enough I feel better … hey, Mito, look” both girls spotted Izumo and Kotetsu on guard duty and went to speak with them.
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