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mischief's cracktastic shorts	By : mischiefmaker Category: Naruto > General Views: 1060 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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A/N: I'm going to apologize in advance for this.

Pairing: Naruto and several permutations of
himself a la kage bunshin,
hinted at NaruSasu, NaruSaku,
and NaruInoSaku

Warnings: NC-17, het, yaoi,
yuri, questionable sanity,
bad humor
Disclaimer: Naruto and all its characters are the sole property of
Masashi Kishimoto, not me. I am just a person of
questionable sanity who likes to write dirty stories about them.

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Naruto was twelve when he learned kage bunshin. It didn�t take long
for him to realize the full potential of the forbidden jutsu.

It started had out innocent enough, a simple visual aid for
him to jerk off to. Any resemblance between himself and the female form of the
clone sitting across from him on the bed didn�t matter. He wasn�t exactly
looking at her face anyway.

The thing about clones, though, is that they shared the same
personalities, thought patterns, and physical ailments as their creator. Naruto would�ve understood this from the bathroom incident
had he really thought about it instead of just burying it in the pile of Grr, Sasuke! memories.

But he didn�t and was pleasantly surprised when the female
before him began touching herself as well. Fingers of one hand danced lightly
across her chest as the other set rubbed a circular pattern between her legs.

Naruto was drooling.

It was one thing to be
the female doing the exploring � and yes, he had done that on several occasions as well � but it was quite another to
witness it. It was over almost as quickly as it had begun, and he noted with
disappointment that he was unable to hold the jutsu
long enough to see her orgasm.

He�d have to slow down the next time, the blond decided.

The next time, though, instead of just watching, Naruto � never being one for restraint �couldn�t help but
touch. Slowly at first, but it didn�t take long for him to get carried away.
His hands were everywhere at once, touching and tweaking, as he delighted in
the way she� er, himself? � probably best not to think about that � sighed and squealed.

It was going great until she reached down to stroke his
cock. Breathing heavily, he leaned his head on her shoulder, eyes tightly shut,
as he instinctively moved his hips in time with her hand. Then, pop! His weight
fell forward slightly as the clone disappeared once again as the impending
orgasm caused him to lose concentration.

With a sigh and his hand, he quickly finished himself off.

Naruto used to sneak into the
adult bookstore when he was younger � hey, it was for research material! � so he was well aware of the more graphic things people did.
Most of it, though, seemed just plain weird to his young mind. Who�d really
want to put their mouth there?

It wasn�t until he received his first sort of blowjob that he really began to appreciate the fact that it
was just himself, and because of that, he could pretty much do whatever he
wanted. It wouldn�t matter.

Unfortunately, he still
hadn�t figured out how to control his chakra enough to maintain the jutsu through orgasm, but that was okay. Naruto found he could get right there and just finish himself off with his hand. That was
good enough for him. This was just masturbation when you got down to it after
all.

It was kind of strange to look down and see a feminine
version of his face sucking him off, though. He found it was a better when he
had the clone henge into Sakura. A whole lot better. It never once seemed weird
to him; in the back of his head, it always just a bunshin
anyway. People fantasized about other people all the time. This was just a slightly more vivid way to do so as far
as he was concerned.

One day, though, things did get a little weird for him. Naruto came home beyond pissed at his stuck-up prick of a
teammate. Snotty bastard had been rubbing every little thing in his face that
day during training.

�Keep up if you can, Dead Last. How many times are you going
to screw that up, moron? You suck as a ninja,� he mumbled in a mimic of Sasuke�s voice. �I�ll show you who sucks,� he growled as
his hands formed the seal for his favorite jutsu. A Sasuke clone appeared beside him scowling with his arms
crossed over his chest, and Naruto pounced.

When it was over, he realized that despite the very broken pieces of his sanity, he was
probably the happiest he�d ever been. That had been oddly therapeutic.

It immediately became his favorite scene to reenact despite
his very adamant claims that he did not, in fact, like guys. Who wouldn�t want
to show up their rival by making him suck his cock?

Eventually, though, even that grew boring. What he wanted to
do was have actual sex. Hey, what teenage boy didn�t? The only problem was that
while the kage bunshins
were copies of himself, he hadn�t actually touched a
real female there to know what it felt like. His best guess was maybe like the
inside of his cheek? That�s what he�d been doing up until then anyway, so it
stood to reason that he might as well continue and not worry about it.

It was awkward � and who knew missionary position would be
so awkward? Wasn�t it supposed to be the standard or something? Not a confusing
mess of should I hold myself up on my elbows or knees; I don�t want to just
squish her � and it didn�t last long, of course, but for 2.5 seconds, it had
been pure bliss.

But practice makes perfect, and practice, he did.

It wasn�t until he found himself considering
what sex with one of his male clones might be like, though, that he finally
admitted that okay, guys aren�t totally disgusting.

He still made a face at the idea, though. Could he really
fuck himself? It was a little odd,
but then again, so much of what he�d been doing the past few months had fallen
into that category already. Did one more thing really matter?

It couldn�t hurt to try, he supposed.

The first time was a disaster. After finally realizing that
spit was the only thing available to him that might make his entrance a little
easier � as apparently something was
needed; it pulled his skin uncomfortably when he tried it dry � he made the
mistake of diving in to the hilt on the first go. In a quick �pop,� the clone
had disappeared just like when an enemy kicked them too hard or showered them
with shuriken.

Did it really hurt that much? He created another clone and tried
to go slower that time.

It took three more clones before he seemed to get the hang
of it, but it wasn�t until one came without any penile stimulation whatsoever
that Naruto began to wonder what it felt like.

Letting one of his clones fuck him
up the ass probably should�ve been one of the low points in Naruto�s
life, but hey, it could�ve been worse, he decided. It could�ve been Sasuke. The idea made him shudder. Bastard already had
enough to be smug about. The experience was so-so. Every now and then there was
a quick burst of arousal, but he had to beat himself off to maintain it.

He didn�t forget to give his clones a reach around after
that.

Eventually Naruto began to explore
more kinky stuff. Sex with two or three clones at once, some voyeuristic
fantasies (he really liked it when the clones henged into people he knew and did dirty stuff.)

It wasn�t until he sat watching the Sakura and Ino clones kiss and feel each other up that he wondered if
maybe, just maybe, he should give it a rest. But really, who needs porn when
you�ve got an endless supply of chakra?

Believe it or not, when he went off with Jiraiya
for training, it wasn�t as bad as he made it out to be. Sure they didn�t
exactly get a lot of actual training done, but he did learn quite a few things.
Like what not to say to a woman you
want to pick up and that not everything his perverted mentor put in those books
was really practical. Who needed to read that stuff anyway when he could act
out whatever sick and twisted scenario his dirty, little mind could come up
with?

So what is the point of the story? Well, what all of this
lead up to was his first real sexual
experience, and when it didn�t end exactly 2.5 seconds into it, he silently
thanked himself for being a dirty pervert.
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