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The Banishing Act	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 18142 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Pairing: Yaoi M/M - seme Naruto x Neji
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The masked man watched them quietly as they passed “you all have excellent timing” in a split second a the merchants fell to the ground fatally injured by kunais and dragged away …
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“SUCH YOUTH!” yelled Lee as he watched exhaustedly as Naruto sparred with Tenten, Shino, Choji, Shikamaru and Neji. The fight went this way for a few hours and Naruto never used his clones or showed any signs of tiring as he displayed each of his new skils. One by one Naruto managed to mark them with a red marker in a place that would be a fatal injury or trapped them and they were disqualified. Now only two people were left …
Naruto ducked a fireball as he and Sasuke sparred. Neji watched from the sidelines as the blonde blocked the Uchiha’s sword effortlessly as if his body became metal and couldn’t help but wonder how much has changed. It seemed so very long ago that Naruto was ever near the village they were born … the village that betrayed the blonde, but it was clear that because of what happened the blonde has flourished.
Sasuke was thrown back by a sudden gust of wind and was shocked to see no hand signs or chakra through his Sharingan “what the- … how’d you do that? Hell, how’d you do any of that?!”
“there are many things out there that do not rely on chakra as a power source or use chakra differently” Naruto explained and then bent the water out of the to twirl around his head before using Haki to walk up into the air where he hopped casually as if he wasn’t floating high in the air “I can teach you some things, but things like this” he continued to manipulate the water around his one hand as he made a scythe shaped blade appear out of his flesh without a hint of blood “can’t be replicated unless I drag you to another dimension and even then you might not be the same as me” with a flick of his wrist he let the water harden into a spear of ice and impaled a boulder next to their campsite as he dropped gracefully to the ground.
“so what is that scythe then if not a technique?” Neji asked as he set up some of the food Naruto for them. They have each been sparring with Naruto for the last couple days. Lee was really excited to see some of the skills. Even more so when he realized that they do not need chakra.
Naruto rolled his eyes “irony … I fell into a world where there are people who are demon weapons and can change into various types of weapons. I kind unlocked the demon weapon part of me … by some strange twist of fate I actually did become a type of demon. I’d hate to hear Haruno’s opinion on that”
Tenten tried really hard to squish the urge to ask Naruto to change into a weapon and scoffed “none of us want to hear anything from that bitch. Believe it or not she’s only gotten more annoying since you left. Of course these guys ditched pretty quickly to chase after you, but Lee and I were there to witness the pink monster” a sadistic smirk crept to her lips as she thought back “the looks on Sakura, Hinata and Kiba’s faces when your heritage was announced was priceless!”
“it’s the only reason we managed to say until I recovered my youthfullness without killing one of them. Although Tenten nearly maimed Sakura for saying some very unyouthful things about Neji’s sexuality after they left” Lee said before flopping down to eat “you are a great cook by the way! Where’d you learn?”
“a pirate ship, the cook didn’t like the fact that a growing boy wasn’t eating properly and kind of took upon himself to teach me” Naruto answered absentmindedly as he glanced at Neji. It seemed like a pointless crush to him for many years and though it developed into love the blonde was positive he didn’t stand a chance, but maybe there was a sliver of hope that Neji would someday feel the same way “did you ever tell the pink haired blockhead that her Sasuke swings the same way?”
Sasuke spat out the water he was drinking and stared at the blonde in shock “how’d you know?! I didn’t tell anyone until after we have been looking for you for a year!”
Naruto let a devious smirk slid onto his lips “oh please Sasuke, give me some credit. After all if I could snap nude photos of your brother and get away alive then I have more skill than you think” the Uchiha blushed as he remembered that fact. How could he forget when he keeps teasing Itachi every time they meet? “well that and you and Choji have been giving each other goo goo eyes for the last few days”
The pair blushed at being called out as Lee, Tenten, Shikamaru and Shino burst out laughing. Choji just shrugged the others off and wrapped an arm around a blushing Sasuke’s waist. Neji smiled happily at them, but couldn’t stop the slight sting of jealousy from hitting his heart. The opal eyed male glanced at Naruto and before he knew it his eyes connected with the blue eyes. It felt like they were being drawn down into each others eyes, but he moment didn’t last long enough …
“actually that reminds me, are you ok with the hokage lifting the banishment? You know people will be sucking up left and right if you ever enter the village” commented Shino supposedly not noticing that he snapped Neji and Naruto out of their trance. Though the bug user didn’t show that he saw anything he did and wandered if he could help the two get together somehow.
The blonde shrugged as he sat with the others and started eating too “I figured, but I’m fine with that. I decided not to return as a ninja and no one can make me. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that I’d do anything beyond being a ninja, but I actually love writing so I’ll continue with that. What about you guys? Any plans on coming out of retirement?”
Shino shook his head “not for me and I bet these lovebirds won’t either if they want to build a nest together and be as loud as they want” the insect user smirked as he pointed at Sasuke and Choji who were blushing again.
Sasuke huffed and buried his face into Choji’s chest “I don’t remember Shino being so … tactless before. Is that another thing you might’ve changed in the past?”
“nope!” Naruto chuckled as his fluffy little fox companion came out of the forest and jumped into his lap “I guarantee you that it’s a side effect from spending too much time with Jiraiya. That pervert will loosen anyone up”
The weapon mistress nodded her head sagely ”so true, but truth be told we really learn a lot rom the pervert besides how to hide our wallets so he can’t pay for brothel visits”
“you hide your wallets? I wasn’t with him long before I was banished, but I noticed he kept taking mine. Instead of hiding it I stole his wallet and swapped them. He always paid with his on money with me” aid Naruto with a smirk.
Lee laughed “we’ll have to remember that! Tenten and I are going to continue training with the youthful pervert. Sensei says he is going to retire soon anyway and needs someone to take over the spy network. That is something I want to help with”
“yeah me too! Besides, I love the idea of traveling and seeing other types of weapons from foreign places, but what will you guys do? Being heirs or bloodline users you will be excepted back easily” Tenten asked Choji, Neji, Shikamaru and Shino.
Shikamaru scoffed “that depends on your definition of ‘excepted’ … the second we go back to being Konoha ninjas we’ll be forced to abide by clan laws and be dragged into an arranged marriage. Hell, my father asked Jiraiya to make me return to at least produce an heir before going back to this ‘foolishness’ … like hell I’ll put a kid through that”
The insect user sighed in irritation “it was sadly the same with my father, but Choji’s Dad seemed a bit more accepting. Not by much though and most of the council wants Sasuke back. I doubt they will allow our relationships to continue”
Naruto nodded in thought “from a political stand point no. Sasuke doesn’t just have the heir problem, but a lack of a clan. He probably won’t be let go after one kid … heaven forbid you get forced together with Sakura” the blonde chuckled as a look of pure disgust crossed the Uchiha’s face “so to avoid something that cruel it might be best to stay retired and just occasionally stroll through the village to taunt them“ the others snickered at the blonde’s comment knowing they’ll be doing just that “… though if you wanted to you guys could come with me to Sand and become ninjas there. I highly doubt Gaara will be an ass like the council”
“that’s true” said Sasuke as he shared a look with Choji before looking back at the blonde “speaking of all this family and clan stuff Itachi said you’re practically family, what does that mean?”
Without saying a word Naruto smirked and let his sharingan activate … he burst out laughing as their jaws dropped “sure it’s blue, but it’s still a -oof” the blonde’s sentence was cut off when the Uchiha very surprisingly tackled him. Kyu seemed to sense the tackle right before it happened and leapt onto the blonde’s shoulders to avoid being squished.
Sasuke hugged Naruto’s middle tightly “we’re related! That’s so cool! … wait how is that possible? I know the Uchiha family tree by heart and I know you or the fourth hokage were on it nor any Senjus. So how did that happen? Why did no one know? You should have been in our clan from the beginning”
“Itachi said the same thing” Naruto grunted as Sasuke’s hug tightened making breathing tricky. The blonde swore he saw Neji glare at the raven wrapped around his waist, but it vanished so fast that he brushed it off as his imagination as the others snickered at him “I know I’m not related to the Uchihas on my Dad’s side so it has be on my mother’s, but I only discovered this after a trip to the past so maybe I messed with something or it’s possible I always had it and know one knew for some reason. Grandma and I are skimming the Uzumaki files I saved to see if there’s an answer there … Sas … uke … too … tight” Naruto gasped as Sasuke hugged him even tighter. The blonde began turning a bit blue.
Lee raised a bushy eyebrow “I thought you would’ve used your clones to zip through by now” he said as Sasuke was dragged off of Naruto by Choji and pulled into the Akimichi’s lap.
Naruto took a deep gulp of air making his skin turn back to normal “I tried, but apparently there are seals that prevent a clone from holding or reading the information. My clones were dispelled at every turn so grandma and I are slowly going through all of it. It’s proving to be a pain just finding my mother’s family tree, but we’re getting there”
After that the group ate in a peaceful silence and over the next few days Naruto trained them in what they could. Itavhi and Torune stopped by several tims and even trained too, but they said they were helping he hokage with a mission a couldn’t stay long. Naruto knew what they were up to and it wasn’t exactly a mission.
Both Itachi and Torune were investigating Danzo …
Tsunade never said it, but Naruto knew she as planning on taking the bastard down and didn’t want her grandson involved. Truthfully Naruto was fine with that. He really had no interest in the old fool. Granted he did have a few clones watching his grandma’s back, which was easy with the seal network down, but no one needed to know that. In fact his friends spending so much time with him was also a strategy. A strategy named ‘Keep the stubborn blonde out of the way as we investigate Danzo’ however they all see to forget that Naruto is damn good at getting information without any help. It was discovered that Danzo had a larger force of ROOT ninjas than anyone thought. Naruto blowing up the dozens in Whirlpool made a large dent in the warhawk’s army though and Jiraiya was making plans with Sand in order to have the manpower to take Danzo down. Gaara sent Naruto a letter saying he’ll be coming in a week so that is when it will happen.
Tobi, or whoever the wayward Uchiha actually is, should make an appearance if he wants the demon vessels who were spelled by the blonde and when he does Naruto will know. For now Naruto relaxed with his friends and kept an eye out for the former leader of the dead Akatsuki. When a set of storms were spotted heading towards them Naruto finally managed to convince his stubborn friends to pack up their camp and stay on his ship for a few nights. With a bit of alchemy there was plenty of room for everyone … if someone shared.
“Oops, one room short … hey Sasuke, would you and Choji would like to share?” Naruto asked.
“you did this on purpose you jerk” Sasuke blushed as he heard Tenten laugh from another room.
Naruto blinked innocently though it looked like he had devil horns coming out of his head “what? Alchemy only goes so far-”
“Liar! You’re a pervert!” Sasuke pouted, but Naruto only chuckled as the Uchiha shoved him playfully. Despite the shyness both Sasuke and Choji shared the room without any further arguments. That night, as the storms raged outside.
Naruto went to his desk to finish the fourth book in his autobiography in the middle of the night “can’t sleep?” he asked when he sensed someone enter the room.
Neji stepped into the room quietly so as not to disturb the sleeping phoenix on the perch next to the couch or the fox curled up on the couch “no …” the Hyuga’s heart was racing wildly as he stood near the person he has loved for a while. It seemed so long ago that Naruto beat him in the chunin exams and some sense in his head. That was actually when his little crush started. After Naruto’s banishment that crush slowly change to love even though the blonde was so far away “are these the Uzumaki files?” he asked softly about a stack of scrolls on the shelf over the desk not sure what else to say.
“yes, and sadly I couldn’t find anything. The information we’re looking for must be in grandma’s half of the scrolls” said Naruto as he looked up at Neji. He hoped he could comment on the first book that revealed the rose he gave to the very ninja with him, but what if Neji didn’t get the rose for some reason. He left before Neji even woke up so he wasn’t sure if Neji got the rose … or if he did would the Hyuga remember? Would Neji feel the same? “I could use something to warm me up, would you like some tea?” he asked as he stood up.
The raven smiled “yes” Neji gasped as the boat suddenly jerked sending him into the blonde’s chest “s-sorry I’m still not used …” Neji trailed off as his eyes came in contact with Naruto’s mesmerizing blue orbs ”… to boats … N-Naruto?” Neji stuttered as Naruto leaned closer to him. Their faces and more importantly their lips were less than an inch apart. A mewl escaped Neji lips and that was all the prompting needed. Naruto closed the distance and pressed their lips together. The soft motion of the blonde’s lips sent sparks up and down the raven’s spine making Neji kiss back eagerly. It was hard to say when their tongues began caressing each other or when Neji started standing on his tiptoes to deepen the sizzling kiss. Everything was a blur to them and when they finally broke apart for some much needed air they simply held each other close …
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Somewhere in a cave the was an room filled with seals. The seals circled around the seven bodies of dead the merchants, but the disturbing part was the young man in the middle struggling against the ropes binding his hands “Please let me go! I didn’t do anything so please!”
“now, now hold still … this is a complicated seal array and I can’t afford any mistakes so hush” muttered a man with an orange spiral mask casually as he stepped out of the shadows and began inspecting the seals.
The young man paled as the masked man nodded and stood in the front as if beginning a ritual “wait, why do you even need me?! I don’t know any of this so please just let me go!”
“that’s quite simple, you see I want to bring some very strong people back from the dead. Normally that would be simple, but the souls of two of these people are trapped in Shinigami’s stomach. In order to get those souls to bring this them all back I need too sacrifice a life to pay for the souls. Usually it would be the one asking Shinigami to cough up the souls who dies, but I’m not ready to go, which is where you come in! you’re going to be my payment” the masked man said with far too much glee.
“NO NO no no please I don’t want to die!” the helpless young man screamed, but it did nothing. The masked man made a hand sign and the seals started glowing. A terrifying ghostly figure appeared over the young man and it took the long knife out of its mouth before slashing open its own stomach. Two glowing orbs left the Shinigami and sadly the fatal slash across the stomach appeared on the young man. As the young man bled out on the floor the orbs were joined by five other souls, which entered the corpses causing a drastic change …
The masked man watched as the bodies took the appearance of Madara Uchiha, Izuna Uchiha, Hashirama Senju, Tobirama Senju, Hiruzen Sarutobi, Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki. Once the changes stopped and the bodes stood up he spoke “find the person whose chakra is on this and capture him” he ordered as he set something down on the ground. It was the boom box ‘Severus’ created out of thin air to piss off Deidara. The masked man noticed that a few of his undead servants flinched almost as if they recognized the chakra, but he ignored it …
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“AH HA, I found it” yelled Tsunade from her living room as she held up the family tree they have been looking for.
Shizune smiled “that’s great Lady Tsunade -…” she sweat dropped as she turned and found the hokage fast asleep on a stack of papers “lets get you to bed” Shizune giggled and helped the hokage to the bedroom just a few steps away. As they passed a window and she glanced outside at the furious storm …
It had an ominous feeling as if something was bad was going to happen … a sign of things to come?
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