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Hey There Witchdoctor!	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 21004 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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(I’m thinking)
“I’m speaking”
Pairing : Harem – seme Naruto x Minato / Hashirama / Hiruzen / Tobirama / Shino / Iruka / Itachi
Last Time:
The ominous warning made Rose and Sakura who was in the next cell over pale “what fucking witnesses could they have?!”
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“Gai? Is that you my old friend?” Kakuzu asked as he plucked his mini friend off the floor only moments after stepping into the mansion. Years ago Gai and Asuma vanished and no one could find them. Gai was actually an old sparring buddy of Kakuzu’s so the bat demon was saddened when he vanished.
“yes! Thanks to Naruto’s most youthful actions we are all free!” Gai cheered excitedly and waved with his mini arms as Konan, Yahiko, Kisame and all the vampires and people who went to help Naruto soon entered the house. The only people not present were Fugaku and Nagato who were probably still at he police station
Sasori raised an eyebrow “all? How many were trapped and how come we couldn’t find any of you and why the hell are you all so small?”
Mikoto came down the stairs and responded before anyone else could “23 … 23 people were turned into gremlins because they either crossed the Harunos or were more useful in their control-”
“I can walk by myself Sasuke!” everyone looked up the stairs and saw a small red haired raccoon demon being carried by Sasuke.
The young wolf scoffed “I’m not putting you down until you’re taller than me again. Only four days left”
“this isn’t fair! Where’s Naruto? He has to know a way to make this change go faster!” Gaara grumbled.
Shino came in through the back greenhouse just in time to hear the yelling and quickly came to the living room “I’m sorry I didn’t tell anyone yet. Naruto’s in the backyard healing in his hound form after getting shot. Or course Minato, Hashirama, Tobirama and the headmaster are already here waiting with him” he said calmly though even with the sunglasses you could tell he shot the Akatsuki members present a glare.
“how is he?” Sasuke asked unintentionally squeezing the red head in his arms.
“in pain” Shino said bluntly. The damn British stiff upper lip didn’t fool the insect charmer. It was obvious that the hellhound was hurting.
Shibi sighed as he looked at the others “he didn’t let us heal alone so we shouldn’t let him. You go stay with him too since I know you’re worried. I’ll explain to them what was going on” he chuckled as they basically vanished as fast a the vampires did. Iruka raced out with Shino and Itachi right behind him “please have a seat and we can explain” Shibi said and waited for the four Akatsuki members to sit down. Once they were seated all the former gremlins came over and took seats of their own with Mikoto and Sasuke’s help since some of them were still too small to get up on the furniture by themselves “Nagato should be back in a minute with Fugaku, but we can start with introducing everyone here. Although I’m sure you will remember many of the others here like the Naras who disappeared and the Hyugas. Then there’s Danzo, Asuma and a couple of students one of whom is still in a time out for being rude” he said before letting each person say something. It took a few minutes, but it was more than enough for the Akatsuki to realize how many people they thought left on their own accord were right here in this room. Ino was finally released from her potted plant time out and allowed to speak to the Akatsuki too. Thankfully she learned to be nice because no one was in the mood for her rudeness when Naruto was outside healing.
Out of the corner of her eye Mikoto spotted her husband’s car pull up the long driveway “Fugaku is back … and Nagato is with him” she announced before going to get the door “we were just introducing everyone” she told Fugaku as he came in, but she seemed to give Nagato the cold shoulder.
Fugaku nodded an kissed his wife’s cheek “then it’s time this started. Sit down Nagato and we can start to the beginning” he said and watched as Nagato looked around at the recovering former gremlins in both astonishment and recognition before finally sitting next to Konan “now I suppose this is more to explain Naruto’s place here so lets start that way”
“I’ll have to explain then. Hiruzen was actually the first to meet Naruto in a context that wasn’t him as a human transfer student, but he won’t leave Naruto’s side right now” Shibi commented as he adjusted his glasses “Orochimaru took advantage of Minato, Hashirama and Tobirama being away for a conference and attacked Hiruzen. In any normal encounter Hiruzen would’ve been fine, but Orochimaru used a bottle filled with holy water and silver and critically injured Hiruzen. When Hiruzen was about to be killed something, as Hiruzen told me, something powerful scared Orochimaru away. Hiruzen said he woke up in this mansion with Naruto insisting he drink some tea-”
Konan frowned “it must not have tasted very good. Is that how Naruto found out about Hiruzen being a vampire?”
The insect charmer chuckled “quite the contrary. Naruto had already identified all of he obvious creatures in the village at that point. He knew about Hiruzen and asked him to drink a tea that tasted like a tangy fruity beverage. That wasn’t the only surprise Hiruzen got. Naruto gave him another cup and told him a story of the origins of that tea. In short the story described a sickness created when humans desired to become demons and the tea was created to kill the virus”
“so Hiruzen informed the others when he found that this tea works and you became involved?” Yahiko guessed as he tried to wrap his head around all this new information.
“technically both of those things happened at the same time. Naruto saw a rash on me and suspected I was an insect charmer and with Hiruzen’s help managed to get me a tea spiked with the medicine I needed. I think Naruto went so far as to steal the other teas in my house to make sure I drank the medicine. All the teas reappeared after a week or so. at the time of the first dose Hiruzen was informing the other vampires ho wee skeptical of course. Everything after that happened pretty quickly. Orochimaru shot Hashirama with a bullet laced with devil’s bane and Naruto saved him. Shino and I tracked Naruto and discovered that he intentionally help me. Iruka was kidnapped by a group of goblins and we all went to save him. a group of demon hunters came to our village and Naruto assisted us in fooling them. Then the issue with Sasuke came up”
Mikoto growled lightly “for two years Sasuke was dangerously ill and we listened to the Harunos because they claimed you allowed them to practice with medicines” she snapped glaring at the Akatsuki who seemed to be trying to shrink and escape.
Fugaku sighed and placed a hand on his wife’s shoulder to calm her down “it’s over now love. Besides they aren’t solely to blame. We were scared and desperate. So much so that we jumped at the first chance and didn’t consider checking the facts with someone else. Hiruzen would’ve told right away if we explained who we asked for help”
“… I guess” Mikoto sighed still not happy about her son having to suffer “Naruto and Hiruzen were asked to come to the police station and explain what happened with the goblins who tried to kidnap Iruka. The story wasn’t working because the cover story was that the goblins, one of which was Mizuki, broke into Naruto’s home and tried to attack him only for him to call Hiruzen in a panic”
Fugaku snorted “yeah panicked … I feel stupid for even considering that story Hiruzen submitted to the office through Itachi who came to take the goblins to jail” the wolf demon sighed “afterwards Itachi went to meet Naruto and saw our friendly vampires snacking on food in the sun without their rings. They really make excellent advertising for hellhound healers” he muttered dryly.
Sasori frowned as he absentmindedly caught one former gremlin before they slipped off the couch. The person in question was asleep so he figured it was a Nara “I take it that’s when Naruto became involved with your family and Sasuke’s sickness”
“yeah …” Sasuke said softly feeling Gaara squirm in his arms in order to hug the young wolf demon “I really only remember struggling to breathe when my brother came in my room and said he was given a new chocolaty drink that he thought I might like. I don’t think he even believed it would work, but I suddenly felt sick after drinking it and vomited… I started feeling better almost right away”
Gaara sneered “it’s when Sasuke got better that the Harunos realized someone was interfering with their schemes and when they found out it was Naruto they ordered us to kill him. As gremlins created by their gas pollen they cough up they had complete control over us, but Naruto caught us and started the treatment to change us back to our real forms”
“they cough up gas that changes people into gremlin soldiers?” Nagato gaped and spun around to look at Fugaku “why the hell are they in a normal prison cell and not in an air tight container?”
“and where was I supposed to get an air tight container? Amazon?” Fugaku remarked sarcastically “Naruto and I discussed it after we raided the Harunos home. Itachi came to show me the ‘grave’ of Rose’s sister and parents and Naruto made a few suggestions. Since we used vinegar to neutralize the pollen spray he theorized that adding a lot of acidic things to their meals will help remove the pollen so they won’t have a spray to use”
Nagato’s eyes narrowed in suspicion “theorized? You mean he wasn’t sure?”
“yes Nagato, but keep in mind he is a healer and there’s no part of healing where it’s costmary to deprive a creature of its natural defense mechanism. Also he is capable of burning away the pollen on his own like all hellhounds so none of his pack in London had to think of a solution for people like the Harunos. They could contain them by themselves, but Naruto isn’t with his pack who acted like law enforcement when creatures got out of hand, which was normally for medical reasons. He’s in America and we’re the law enforcement. It’s new territory for him as well, but he did help come up with a plan so we could detain her, I also placed a guard that will only watch through a camera and in case you forgot Rose didn’t spray you” Fugaku explained with a bit of exasperation over Nagato’s stubbornness.
The Akatsuki leader at least had the decency to look sheepish “ah …wait was I your test to see if she’d spray someone?” he yelped in shock.
“yep. She knows the wolf demons know, but you didn’t and I left you alone so if she could she would’ve. Of course she probably suspected the camera so it wasn’t a great test. I don’t know why you’re worried. Naruto could turn you back” Fugaku shrugged casually.
“yes … well fine. What did Hiruzen mean when he said everyone had to be on the same page if Naruto was going to stay?” Nagato asked grudgingly trying to change the subject.
Shibi sighed “Naruto is not an ordinary creature. He’s almost ghost like in certain respects. A contract with the village is necessary for him to stay here and if that’s true I doubt he has much time to wait around. After all he needs the contract for a reason. Iruka actually overheard a call between Naruto and his mother where she was warning him m not to transform without fire again without making a contract. He has limits, which means this contract on the land and a few select people is mutually beneficial. At this point he has gone above and beyond proving his skills so we need to accept him before he needs to leave. So far he earned the trust of many … save for your group and the werewolves so what’s your answer?”
Every single set of eyes zeroed in on Nagato including those of his own team. There was only one right answer here and he knew it. If he said anything other than ‘yes’ he would not make it out of this mansion alive “since it seems I have no choice in the matter I will agree to this”
“you say it like we’re twisting your tail” Mikoto chuckled softly with sweet smile “but you are right, you have no choice here” she remarked bluntly making Nagato twitch.
“and if you want to go back to traveling I recommend you take some lessons from Naruto before hand. He’s already training my son to help with both the hotel and medical aspect of this place” Shibi said and sighed when the merman looked like he wanted to argue. No doubt it was going to be about the hotel point, but he was going to have to give up eventually and let Naruto handle things …
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“are you ok Naruto?” Iruka asked as he reached out to touch the large paw. It surprised him that the little flecks of embers were smooth and hotter compared to the coal black fur, which was silky soft and cool, but the embers didn’t come out. The vampires, mereman, insect charmer and wolf demon did sit a little bit away because of the smoke, but each time the smoke decreased they moved closer.
The hellhound shifted into a sitting position “yes. I simply have a headache though that was the worst wound so it’s no surprise”
Hiruzen frowned in concern as he watched the hellhound’s sluggish movements “is there anything we can get you to help?”
“yes if we’re going to bond and have kids with you we need to know these things” Minato said cheekily.
“the only thing you need to worry about is any newborns spontaneously turning into pups” Naruto said as he nuzzled the blonde professor’s neck earning a blush.
Hashirama’s eyes lit up where the others bushed “they can change into puppies right away?! How cute! … Naruto?”
The fiery eyes widened slightly and all the embers brightened for a few seconds before fading stunning those around him. Instantly Naruto felt no pain “that was … invigorating”
“so Shibi’s theory was true” everyone one surrounding the hellhound turned to see a mini Danzo coming out of the greenhouse and the mini hawk flexed to carry him over to them “I was getting annoyed with Nagato’s persistent idiocy so I came out here. Shibi had just explained the contract situation and theorized that it’s a mutual contract … Nagato had just accepted you therefore most of this village’s creatures in charge want you here and that alone healed you it seems, but it’s not complete correct?”
“no it needs to be all the packs” the hound responded without opening its jaw.
Danzo frowned “if the contract acts as a battery for you then you can only be away so long. How much time do you have left?”
“the maximum for being away is one year, but it shortens considerably each time I’m forced to transform without fire. Traditionally we aren’t allowed to say because the contract needs to have real feelings of want not worry for the hellhound … at best I have six days left” Naruto answered deliberately not looking at those near him. he didn’t need to see their eyes to know they were worried.
Hiruzen gasped “that’s why you’re the only one who on your pack who went so far away. it’s too big of a risk. Can’t you leave and recover back home and return with more time?” he suggested hopefully.
Naruto sighed and shook his furry head “in order to make a contract I had to break away from the contract I was born into. Going back won’t help because I’m not a part of my family’s circle. The land won’t give me any strength”
The former gremlin frowned “contracts are very delicate things so I understand why things must be genuine, but tell me, what will happen if a contract isn’t made in time?”
“I die” the hellhound answered solemnly …
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