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The Banishing Act	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 18142 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
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Pairing: Yaoi M/M - seme Naruto x Neji
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The hokage took a few seconds to let the meaning of that statement sink in before following Jiraiya out through the window eager to see her grandson for the first time in years …
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“Naruto!” Sasuke was the first to return with Neji. It still surprised the blonde that the Uchiha so openly hugged. Soon after the others arrived and for some reason it was more tearful and touching than before. The only one who hasn’t come back yet was Jiraiya. Naruto wondered what the perverted sage was up to at this moment. He hoped it involved his grandmother.
“it’s good to really see you guys” Naruto smiled, but soon the barrage of questions he expected will come.
Sasuke looked at him curiously “damn you got tall man … and what happened to your whisker marks?” the raven said as he noticed the blonde was taller than him now. The Uchiha understood the clone’s confusion from before. If Nruto went back in time and changed something it would explain why his memory seems different like he remembers an asshole Sasuke.
The blonde chuckled “that was actually something that happened right after I left. Apparently certain things are affected when you go on a certain trip”
“you mean going back in time?” Tenten asked.
“not exactly … I did go back a few times, but I didn’t go back first” Naruto said deliberately trying to be vague making everyone pout, but they weren’t going to push him.
“more importantly … how did you get away from Itachi and Torune?” Shino asked almost too eagerly.
Naruto smirked, he had no problem answering that now “both Itachi and Torune and their partners caught up to me. I knew I couldn’t fight them and exposing them as spies would’ve been bad for all of us so I sent a clone to grab some things I hid away for an emergency and distracted their partners with a proposition and a set of photos … the proposition was that instead of fighting and attracting lots of attention that I go freely for who had the best looking partner” just like years before he pulled out several pictures of the two butt naked spies “Itachi or Torune, who hotter?” he chuckled as everyone burst out laughing. Technically he used Alchemy to remake hem, but it doesn’t matter
“can we keep those?!” Sasuke asked through his laughter. Naruto handed Itachi’s pictures to Sasuke and Torune’s to Shino.
Shino’s eyes widened as he looked closely at the pictures “how did you get away alive after showing these?”
“well actually their first victims were their partners who proved to be quite perverted and eager to help vote in the beauty contest so they were knocked out. After that I was threated by your brothers … almost tortured” Naruto shivered at the memory “thankfully the perverted partners came to at that moment and started taking the photos. That seriously pissed off your brothers. While Itachi and Torune were beating he shit out of their partners my clone returned and I just barely got away by using small teleport seal in my emergency supplies”
The young Aburame smirked “you are really lucky”
“believe me, I know” the others noticed something flash across Naruto’s eyes. It didn’t take a genius to know that he has been through a great deal. Suddenly Naruto stiffened as he sensed someone coming. A few moments later he saw Jiraiya and Tsunade jump down from the trees “hey Grandma” he smiled. It wasn’t obvious, but he was just as nervous about seeing his last living relative as he was happy.
Tsunade sniffled as she came up to Naruto who was a few inches taller than her “you’ve grown so much” she finally broke down and hugged Naruto who returned the hug …
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Itachi sighed “Naruto should be back any minute with everyone else … why are you still trying to open that? You’ve been at it for two weeks” he shook his head as Torune continued to try and open the banished ninja’s roll top desk in the living room of the ship.
“I want answers, don’t you? Damn, what the hell is keeping this desk locked?” Torune grumbled.
“I think it has something to do with those markings” Itachi sat back on the couch as he glanced at some little markings going along the edge of the desk. it almost looked like seals “knock it off before you’re caught” Itachi winced as Torune kicked the desk. the deswk didn’t even budge, but Torune yelped in pain.
Torune grumbled as he limped to the couch “I give up … stupid indestructible desk” he sulked as he flopped on the couch next to Itachi.
The Uchiha sweat dropped “like I said, he should be back soon with the others- … oh crap!”
“what?!” the bug user jumped at Itachi’s yell.
“we were so distracted trying to get answers that we forgot to make Naruto promise about not telling what really happened when we saw him right after the banishment!” Itachi blushed at the thought.
“y-you don’t think he’d tell … r-right?” Torune blushed, they would never live it down.
“we’re back” they heard Naruto call from the deck and they hid their embarrassment just before everyone came in. the two former spies forgot their worries as they got up to hug their little brothers who they haven’t seen in years
“we’re going to have to catch up after Naruto explains what has happened” Itachi said as he sat on the couch with Torune, Sasuke and Shino. Tenten, Lee, Choji and Shikamaru took the couch across from them. Jiraiya stayed standing and Tsunade sat on a plush chair with Naruto standing next to her.
“of course …” Sasuke and Shino glanced at each other “we had no clue you guys were so … photogenic” the younger siblings smirked as their teammates snickered.
Itachi and Torune blushed furiously and glared at Naruto “YOU TOLD!” they yelled in perfect sync.
Tsunade rolled her eyes “we’ll discuss that later … and that you lied on your reports” Itachi and Torune sank back in between their little smirking brothers clearly embarrassed “now what happened Naruto? In your book you ended with a deal with a witch” the hokage asked unaware that the two former spies were secret fans of Roy Urameshi, which was the only thing Naruto told them about … and it’s why Torune was so crazy about getting in the desk.
“yes. It is strange to imagine, but that’s why I asked you to look closely at that seal I left behind. Out of curiosity when did you find it?” Naruto asked, he wnted to know how much memory the witch took from his friends.
Lee grinned “two weeks after your unyouthful banishment”
“time is really weird … when I first made that seal I was already forced to travel for months. The thing about this witch is that when I unknowingly agreed to the quest she bound me to a contract. I foolishly thought it would be a good way to avoid the Akatsuki and in a way it was, but I never expected to suddenly be dragged from this world and into another” Naruto unconsciously rubbed the wrist where the deadly spider mark once was.
Neji’s eyes widened just as shocked as everyone else “a-another world?”
‘yeah … I was sent on the sickest scavenger hunt you could imagine. Besides going back in time three times was useful in the long run because I did manage to get in contact with you … twice actually” Naruto said noticed the looks of understanding dawn on Choji, Sasuke, Neji, Shino, Jiraiya and his grandmother.
Shikamaru scoffed “how did the memory of the second message get erased?” it made sense now … the sudden sense of familiarity was because they did go through it everything before.
Naruto sighed “I don’t know when, but at some point the witch found out you were getting close to finding me and took that memory. The seal is probably still under the top of the hokage desk” Tsunade looked hurt so Naruto quickly added “it was programmed to activate when you and the pervy sage were alone, but it couldn’t activate after that one time for some reason”
Jiraiya tapped his chin in thought “most of the times I sent messages Tsunade was on the roof not in her office, but it might of also been because of Danzo’s seal network. Something that complicated can screw with something like a recording”
“where is this witch now?” Tsunade growled. She was ready to murder someone.
Kyu hopped up onto Naruto’s shoulder looking for attention and as the blonde petted the fluffy fox he said “she made the big mistake of sending me to the world she came from. The reaper called Death has fought her before, but because of her dimension hopping ability she got away and set up residence here where she tricked hundreds of people into the same thing I had to go through. When she sent me within Death’s range he took the opportunity to talk and train me in the skills that were unlocked in that world. When I met up with the witch sgain he and I killed her”
“skills? Like what?” Sasuke asked curiously as everyone else leaned in to see. Naruto smirked and in a glow a sharp black blade appeared sticking out of his arm “whoa! You’re a weapon!” he exclaimed in amazement. Tenten was drooling over the ability and everyone else was shocked … except for Itachi.
Itachi nodded “you used that ability to kill two of the Akatsuki members under your disguise as Severus”
“YOU KILLED TWO AKATSUKI!”
“YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO CONFRONT THEM!”
“WHAT IF YOU WERE KILLED?!”
Naruto sweat dropped as everyone was looking at him for an explanation and Itachi was smirking. Apparently this was the Uchiha’s form of revenge for revealing what happened after the banishment “I only went to get Gaara. Any longer they would’ve removed his tailed demon. I couldn’t let him die-”
Tsunade grabbed his shirt and pulled him closer to her throwing Kyu off balance slightly “as I said … what if both of you were caught? What if they pulled out your demon too? What then?”
“they didn’t know it was me and besides, I don’t believe it’s possible to do so … a big side effect of jumping worlds is that most old seals don’t make it. Once I was sent to my first stop the seal on the nine tailed fox and I think another seal stunting my height were destroyed. He technically isn’t part of me anymore” Naruto explained a little worried about the awkward silence that followed.
Shino shook himself out of his shock first “wait a minute. If that’s true where’s the demon and what other seal?”
Jiraiya frowned in thought, he knew the nine tails seal doesn’t effect growth and he never saw something like that, but then he wasn’t really looking at the time. He was just so happy to see that the things he and Tsunade were told all those years ago and Naruto was actually alive that he didn’t care. If he remembered right it was an anbu with a rat mask that told them that. The toad sage glanced at Tsunade and they both silently agreed to investigate this along with Danzo’s action … they both suspected that this unknown seal was also the warhawk’s doing …
Naruto shrugged “I never saw the seal, but if the was destroyed along with the nine tail’s seal it might have been put on me when I was a baby … and as far as the demon goes … well” Naruto picked up the fluffy fox by the scruff of his neck and held the playful fox up “low and behold, the nine tailed fox … with one tail and no memories”
The blonde watched everyone carefully as Kyu yipped cutely and wagged his tail in excitement completely unaware of the people who used to fear him. Naruto saw moments of shock, especially from Torune who realized he has been cuddling a demon for the past few nights, but the shock faded soon after. To his relief after a long moment of silence they accepted Kyu. It would’ve been awkward if they didn’t since Naruto and Kyu were a package deal.
For now it was late and more stories and surprises could wait until later …
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The man going around as Izzy and Tobi appeared in a valley not far from Whirlpool and glanced at the huge smoldering ditch where the village once stood “bastard … this was one big trap!” he slammed his fist into the ground causing a tremor. He spent time digging up the graves Naruto to the time to make and scowled when there was nothing salvageable “I need to use a different tactic if I’m going to take this guy Severus … if that’s even his name”
“hey out of the way! We have a deadline!” yelled a man who was with his team of merchants pushing a big wooden cart. They intended to cross the ruins as a short cut to gain some time.
The masked man watched them quietly as they past “you all have excellent timing” in a split second a the merchants fell to the ground fatally injured by kunais and dragged away …
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