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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Kurai
Kisu: Ok I am back. I have been wanting to ask if me doing these
little talks is annoying you guys. I hope not cause I really feel
closer being able to respond to you all. By the way you are all
horndogs LOL I get the most reviews when I do a lemon theres my
proof. But I love ya'll anyways yes I do I really really do! So my
oneechan told me I am fucked up for this story and she seems to like
Kiko as well. Truthfully Kiko is the embodiment of how I was when I
was little and my little test tube baby cousins. So did anyone see
episode 31 of Shippudden I played it like 3 times in a row. I love
it! And the opening is rather interesting too just weird how they
were walking. Anyways this is what I am gonna do about 2 chapters
before the next chapter cause I want to introduce and reintroduce
some folks so bare with me. So one more time DOES ANYONE WANT ME TO
DO AN ASK KIKO segment of the next story??

Oh Gotta do another
shout out Family Portrait its a really good story very deep and not
at all for those just wanting to get off on some lemons. Its deep and
very reality based. I like it my damn self. Go see for yourself.

Chapter 22:

And there they were at
least 40 small boys standing in a large room at the base of some
stairs. Every single one of them stood far off to the side away from
the leering pale man. The look in his eyes was disturbing. He turned
towards them giving his biggest smile. Several boys screamed, others
gasped and about 4 passed out. Suddenly about 3 of the smallest boys
burst through the group. Each holding some kind of weapon.

Konohamaru couldn't
see over the crowd but he had a feeling Kiko was involved. Which
meant he would end up suffering, badly.

“Hey, Snake
Puke!” Kiko glared up at the man brandishing a wooden club in
his tiny hands. Behind him, the other stood ready to strike. The
other two had weapons of their own held tightly in the air.

“Ah, Kiko...you
again...” Orochimaru hissed with pure distaste. This wasn't
their first encounter with each other. The pale man shuddered
remembering the last time. His fingernails still hadn't grown all
the way back. Orochimaru silently damned the two dumbasses that
birthed the little demon. And oh joy, he had reinforcements.

“Yup and I'm not
along. Sheui go to the right. Ryuki to the left.” The two boys
looked at their commander nodding. Each boy stood at their posts each
mirroring the same glare as the tiny brunette. The pale man leered at
each of the small soldiers. The one named Shuei held onto a lead
pipe, Kiko was holding that damn club, and the small terrorist
looking kid called Ryuki, gripped a watergun?

“Ryuki what are
you gonna do with that?” The small boy smirked, chewing on a
toothpick.

“Its got a
concoction of skunk juice in it, he'll never sneak up on another
kid.” The other boys snickered.

“FUCK YEA!!!”
The boy holding the pipe replied. It was obvious that Kiko's new crew
had their own little quirks about them.

Shuei was a lean
little blue haired boy with big glowing red eyes and pale skin. The
child was an inch taller than Kiko but still pretty damn short. Shuei
was also becoming widely known for his extremely foul mouth. Some of
the thing he said could put man an adult to a full blush.

Ryuki, with is
favorite toothpick was the tallest of the 3 at a whopping 3'4”.
He completed the group aptly named the Runt Squad. Ryuki's hair was a
coal black and his cat like eyes were a deep forest green. One of his
most distinguishing features was the scar that ran across the right
corner of his forehead. The way the boy talked no one bothered to ask
when and where he got it from. (The little bastard got it trying to
ambush the elusive ice cream man one day.) Unlike the others, he
didn't talk much but when he did it was always sounded like some kind
of strategic plan. The boy couldn't even say by to his parents
without it sounding like some kind of attack.

The night everyone
arrived they were separated by grades, the high schoolers being sent
to the main dorms. Konohamaru was placed on the 3^rd floor
while Kiko and the other kindergärtners had the 1^st
floor to avoid any of the older kids killing them for making too much
noise.

Either way the 3
chibis met and became instant friends, to Konohamaru's misfortune.
The kids terrorized him and just about every other kid over the age
of 7. Thus the name Runt Squad was developed.

The first mission for
said squad happened to be destroying Snake Puke and preventing Mr. No
Nuts from touching any of the kids.

“What do you and
your little rape charges want?”

Kiko grolwed making
eye contact and receiving a nod from the other two.

“Attack!”
All three launched on the ebony haired creep. Kiko hit him in the
shin. Shuei pummeled the perv in the back.

“Take that you
ass raping bastard!” The pale man looked up to sneer at the
potty mouth only to get a face full of stinky liquid. Ryuki moved the
toothpick to the side so he could speak.

“Skunk
juice....the secretion is so repugnant you'll be stinking for weeks.”

“Didn't you just
say that?” The long haired pervert growled. Kiko popped him the
the back of the head again.

“Shut up Snake
Puke! We'll make sure you keep your nasty booty touching fingers to
yourself!” Were these kids really just 4 years old?? One
cursed like a sailor, one spoke like a tactician, and Kiko was just
Kiko.

The tiny brunette was
just about to attack again when all 3 were snatched into slightly
larger arms. They squirmed about pissed they couldn't finish him off.

“Fuck! We almost
had him.”

“Shut up you 3!
He's our damn chaperon.” Konoharmaru hissed to the boys trying
to get away from the abused man.

“What are you
doing to those kids?! Put them down right now!!!” All the boys
looked up towards the stairs. There standing with his arms folded
over his chest with a very displeased look on his face, was the
priest, Haku. Konohamaru and the rest of the new comers were in
shock. Haku looked more like a heavenly nun rather than the father of
a church. Even the Runt Squad were frozen in awe. The only one
unaffected was Orochimaru.

Haku walked with an
ere of elegance, grace, and a demand for respect. Yet, he exuded love
for his fellow human being. The boys blushed bowing their head to him
as he walked past them.

“Good morning
Haku-sama!!” The boys chorused.

“Showoff,”
scoffed the snake-like man.

A momentary smile
graced his face until he reached his destination. His face become
emotionless. All but the stern look of reprimand. He leaned forward
and stared into the frightened teen's face. Konoharmaru gulped and
let the three demons drop from his arms.

“I will not have
the older boys picking on the younger ones. Do I make myself clear?”
The shorter brunette nodded slowly.

“Y-Yes
Haku-sama.”

“Haku-sama.”
Haku looked up at the much taller man. He smiled respectfully.

“Ah yes,
Orochimaru-san. I almost forgot. Welcome to the Suna West Dormitory.
I hope that we all can strive to make the transition of home like and
dorm life smooth and enjoyable.” Several snickers erupted from
the crowd. Which were quickly hushed with a quick glance from the
long haired priest.

The young priest was
about to continue his conversation but he felt a tug on his robes.
Looking down he saw one of the cutest little boys he had ever seen
since...well since he himself was a child. The tiny brunette looked
up, his hazel eyes sparkled with wonder. Haku turned around to face
the boy. He pushed his long hair behind his ears and gave an
endearing smile.

“Why yes my
child, what is it?”

The boy's face
scrunched up in confusion.

“I'm not your
child, my parent's names are Miwoku and Sango.” The raven
laughed softly and ruffled the child's hair.

“My
apologies...I call all the boys here my children. Even ones that
bully small kids.” He glared over to Konohamaru, who hung his
head in defeat.

“But
Konohamaru-nii didn't bully us.”

“He didn't?: The
pretty man was very confused.

“Nope he was
getting in the way for us taking care of Snake Puke!”

“Snake Puke?
Are...Are you talking about Orochimaru-san?” Kiko nodded. A
sigh escaped the priest. Not another one... He took a deep breath
before talking to the boy again.

“Well s- whats
your name so I don't offend you again?”

“My names Kiko!”

“Well Kiko-kun.
I am well aware of Orochimaru-san's past and I assure you he will not
harm you in any way.”

“I know cus me
and my friends are gunna make Snake Puke PAY!” Haku looked
startled at the chibi. Before he could utter another word, the child
told him everything they had done to the man before he came down the
stairs. When he finished the priest's face was frozen in shock. How
could such tiny, adorable chibis be completely out their fucking
minds??

Haku stood up moving
closer to Orochimaru when he stopped midstep. The skunk juice hit his
nose full force. The young man gagged, slapping his hands over his
nose.

“Ugh..um..Orochimaru-san
why don't you go take a shower. I'm sure it will make you feel
refreshed.” The older man nodded glaring at the little boys,
muttering threats under his breath.

Haku watched the man
disappear over the staircase. He looked down feeling movement on his
robes. As he turned to face Kiko his robes were thrusted over his
head.

“HEY!!”
The raven snatched his robs away and pulled away from the child.
“What are you doing?!” He shrilled. The brunette chibi
looked up a huge confident smile on his face.

“I wanted to
make sure you were a Haku-SAMA and not a Haku-HIME.” Haku was
beyond appalled at the abrasive nature of the little brunette.

“I assure you I
am a MAN! Not to mention a soldier of great Kami!!” The entire
group just watched in amazement. Kiko was digging his own grave so
early on.

“But you're so
pretty...” The enraged look melted. Haku's eyes became soft
chocolate pools. Tears appeared in the corner of his eyes. And just
like that the tiny boy was enveloped into a bone crushing hug by the
cooing priest. All but Konohamaru looked in awe, their jaws hitting
the floor with a loud thunk. How this small boy played with death and
saved himself at the last minute was astounding.

“He's just too
good.” Konohamaru said. The entire congregation around him
nodded in unison.

“THATS FOR
FUCKING SURE MOTHERFUCKER!” Shuei exclaimed, causing everyone
to look at him red faced. Damn that kid's mouth.

Just as the brunette
predicted, he was paddled for not doing a good job watching over his
younger 'brothers', while Kiko was showered with appraisal for being
such an honest little boy. Oh what a year this would be...

Kurai Kisu: Ssssh I got
a secret. I did something bad I guess it could be considered bad...I
started the first chapter of the next story. DAMMIT I hope I can
focus to the end of this one. I am predicting about maybe 5-8 more
chapters I hope. Well I hope you don't mind I gave Kiko a squad won't
be a lot of them but I felt he couldn't do ALL the hellraising. Well
not in Orochimaru's concern that is.
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