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Hey There Witchdoctor!	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 21004 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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(I’m thinking)
“I’m speaking”
Pairing : Harem – seme Naruto x Minato / Hashirama / Hiruzen / Tobirama / Shino / Iruka / Itachi
Last Time:
“since you clearly finished your test I have a question for you …” the deeper version of Naruto’s voice said from the fire as the flames dissipated revealing a monstrous creature with fiery red eyes ”what am I?”
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Minato barely noticed the other vampires racing alongside him. Only one thing was on all their minds and that was the hellhound they were each in love with. The smell of smoke came to their noses and hey moved even faster than before with Minato and Tobirama taking the lead. Once the old schoolhouse came into view they knew something was off. Smoke was wafting out through an open window and the flickers of gold flames could be seen. It was a worrying sight for anyone to see so they wasted no time in throwing the doors open and racing inside.
The sight of a beast straight out of the depths of hell commanded their full attention before all else. This powerfully built, yet lean, beast stood on four legs and reached a height of 5 feet at the shoulder with a hot, almost spicy scent mixed with brimstone. It was covered in sleek black fur and its spine was raised giving it an appearance reminiscent to a hyena though it looked more like a demonized wolf. Every few inches or so there would be a glowing and smoldering red fleck or vein seen in the fur as if fiery embers were trapped in the fur, but they weren’t falling out so perhaps the embers were part of the skin under the fur. All of these traits were not the most unnerving though and neither were the deadly black claws, the ghoulish fiery eyes or the sharp white teeth. No, the most frightening trait was its throat. As it opened mouth there was a glow in the back of the throat as if there was a fire in its throat. That eerie glow extended into the chest where the glow made it possible to see the creature’s ribs through the fur.
Terrifying? To most, yes … the Akatsuki members were definitely scared. They were sprawled out on the floor trying to back away slowly.
Were the vampires scared? No … they knew who the hellish hound was.
“Naruto you’re ok!” Minato exclaimed and hugged the creature. Unfortunately it was enough to cause a slightly pained whimper “I’m sorry! Are you hurt?”
Without even moving his mouth Naruto responded clearly in a voice that was a bit deeper than his normal voice “I’ll be alright … it seems Nagato was under the impression that the only way to get the deed to the Uzumaki mansion was through a friendly interaction with the crooks who originally stole it. Of course he assumed I was their ally-”
“SO THEY FUCKING SHOT YOU?” Hashirama snapped angrily when he smelled the blood and spotted the bullets on the floor. Even though the bullets were a little melted it was easy to put two and two together. Hashirama glared harshly at the Akatsuki members as Hiruzen, Minato and Tobirama moved close to the hellhound to pet the surprisingly soft fur and look for the wounds.
“HE DESERVED IT! HOW ELSE DID HE GET MY FAMILY’S HOME IF NOT THROUGH THOSE MONSTERS?” Nagato yelled finally finding his voice behind his fear of the hellish creature he never saw before “what the hell are you and why are you defending him?” he glared at the vampires waiting for answers, but instead the hound dissolved into smoke and he suddenly felt a crushing weight on him that pinned to the floor. Naruto had reappeared right on top of him and was using only one paw to hold him down. Sasori and Kisame tried to help Nagato get away from the hound, but the vampires, who were significantly faster the last time they met, stood between them and the hound.
“you gave me your test already so you are not allowed any further questions until you bloody well answered mine. You, Nagato, and you violent band of fools seem to think you know everything there is so this should be easy to answer. What am I?” Naruto growled letting a wisp of float out of his mouth as he bared his teeth ”you got it partly correct already”
Nagato racked his brain for any answers and even looked around to his comrades for help. Slowly but surely he started to realize what the creature above him has been trying to point out “I don’t know”
“it really isn’t that bloody difficult. I’m a canine that looks like it crawled out of hell” Naruto hinted though it didn’t seem to be getting the point across “if you don’t even have an inkling about what I am then I truly fear for those you tested before … with all the travel you do it’s a wonder how you didn’t run into this very issue with some other creature- Konan I do apologize!” the hound exclaimed as the woman began coughing from the smoke swirling around the room “Hiruzen would you help her out of here. No pregnant woman should be breathing smoke in let alone a nymph”
“of course” Hiruzen said as he rushed over to Konan. As he passed the various reflective surfaces in the small kitchen he realized his illusion was still up. When he left Naruto’s home he activated the talisman so he looked like an old man so his neighbors recognized him, but with all this commotion caused by the Akatsuki he forgot to reverse it. He quickly dug his thumbnail into his wrist successfully shocking the Akasuki by turning into his natural younger self “lets get you out of here young lady”
Konan followed him in a bit of a stunned state “but your rings …” her sentence trailed off as he opened the door and was completely unfazed as the sun hit his skin. There was no burning, no pain or anything, but how? As she walked into the fresh air she at her friends as if begging them to get details.
Yahiko finally found his voice after the nymph left and noticed that none of the vampires were wearing their protective rings “how’d can you all be alright without your rings?”
“Naruto gave us a cure for what we had. We can eat what we want and go into the sun. the only issue is that we won’t age like humans if at all so Naruto gave us talismans to hide our age. Those rings are gaudy ineffective pieces of junk in comparison” Tobirama huffed. In the distance those with good hearing could hear a police car driving up “ah that’s right, Itachi and Fugaku should be here soon and Shibi with your bag” he said as he turn away from the Akatsuki to look at the hound,
The large hound nodded as he stepped off of Nagato “that’s good, the smoke my body gives off when I’m injured can be toxic, but it has a nasty skin reaction as you can see on Sasori’s cheek. It seems more effective than usual, but then no one has shot me before let alone in the head so it must be stronger than normal. I should have some medication in my bag” he explained as he basically signaled for everyone to leave the schoolhouse.
“I’m sorry” Kakuzu squeaked fearfully as he was the one who fired the shots.
The hound snorted unintentionally releasing more smoke as they left “consider you have a red rash matching Sasori’s appearing on your arms I do believe you got the worst of this exchange. You would actually be nearly dead had I not had access to fire. The process of transforming when injured and without fire is very dangerous”
“is that what happened to Mizuki and his goons?” Minato asked when they sat outside. It was clear each member of the Akasuki were feeling the painful effects of the hellhound’s smoke. Except for Konan who had been close to an open window thus receiving less smoke and the vampires didn’t seem effected either though thy weren’t there for very long.
Naruto shook his furry head “they didn’t do all that much damage for me to create smoke upon transforming. I really just knocked them out-”
“WOULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN ALREADY! What are you? How’d you get my family’s home? What do you mean talismans and cures?” Nagato screamed as he stumbled out the door behind everyone else he was clutching his chest in pain for he was suffering the worst from the smoke.
“impatient … to give you a couple of your desired answers I am a hellhound and the deed for the Uzumaki estate did in a way fall from the sky … or to be precise the thieves’ plane landed in the airport near my family’s hotel and their drunken bragging was heard by my family and with a few forced rounds of poker with my card shark of an aunt the deed was mine” Naruto’s eye twitched as the cop cars pulled up along with Shibi and they each stared at him in shock for a second.
Iruka was the first to shake himself out of his daze “are you ok Naruto?”
“they shot him!” the vampires all said before the hellhound could even respond.
“WHAT?” Itachi exclaimed as he moved quickly over to Naruto with the merman and insect charmer.
“my injuries are much worse than I thought so I need to stay away from others for a little as I heal. The smoke isn’t good for people. Shibi there should be a white jar in my bag. Would you mind passing it around to people? They only need to breathe in the steam and there’s a long narrow box filled with stick shaped treats. Give one to Konan. It will help nourish the baby. I’ll be healing in the backyard of the Uzumaki mansion if anyone needs me” the hound communicated before dissolving away leaving only scorch marks behind.
Fugaku glared at the Akatsuki members actually considering telling Shibi to let them suffer a while longer, but there apparently was an unborn child so he allowed the insect charmer to complete this task “how did you know Naruto was here and where he lived? We all made a point of not telling you so we could be present when you confronted”
Nagato scowled right after breathing in the steam from the jar Shibi held in front of him “you kept information from us. We can’t help-”
“oh shut up Nagato!” Minato snapped angrily letting his fangs out “you saw Naruto transform in front of you. You had no clue what he was. You clearly see us standing here in the sunlight without rings and with far less pale complexions. You see Shibi is involved and he’s also a creature that we didn’t even know was in our own village! How much more do you need to see before you’re sure Naruto has some skills?”
“Rose Haruno told me. She called me saying Mr. Moore was behind her imprisonment and that he was controlling people” Nagato muttered as he felt the painful rash leave.
The younger Uchiha growled “we should’ve supervised her one call more closely when we arrested her” Itachi sighed in frustration. At this point that bitch is asking to get her throat ripped out “Rose and her daughter were arrested for attempted murder of my brother by feeding him a toxic substance. They pretended to know how to treat him, but he only got sicker! If not for Naruto my little brother would’ve died. There’s also the murder charges for killing their own relatives and abduction charges. The list never ends! Yes Naruto was instrumental in helping, but the dozens of witnesses and evidence is going to be what gets them locked up!”
Of course that rant succeeded in making them understand, but one last push was needed so Hiruzen clapped his hands making everyone look at him “there’s an easy solution to this. Lets go to the Uzumaki mansion and have everyone there tell their stories. We need everyone to accept Naruto if he is allowed to stay”
“Stay?!” Nagato gaped. Since when was this Brit planning on staying?
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Naruto reappeared just a few feet from the greenhouse and the first thing he heard was a terrified yelp. He quickly turned and deadpanned as he caught Kiba in his werewolf form. The werewolf was frozen in horror with his leg cocked and ready to mark Naruto’s backyard. With one twitch of the hellhound’s eye Kiba bolted away as fast as his frightened paws could carry him.
“that’s just bloody rude” Naruto huffed letting a wisp of smoke out of his jaws “at least one hurdle is over” he sighed tiredly and curled up outside near some flowers. Really he just he just had to get all these species to allow one contract to be held above their own or technically to the ground since he is marking the land. He hoped it worked, but he could tell there will be problems especially with the werewolves if Kiba’s actions are any indication … the marking that is, not the running away with his tail between his legs. On some level the werewolves are feeling the desire to assert dominance despite Naruto’s ‘human scent’, which means they won’t give in easily …
“everything will be fine now” the furry head of the hellhound looked at Shino who was sitting near him. No doubt his father called and explained everything since Shino was seated a safe distance away from the smoke.
Naruto chuckled “we’ll see. I know already that this town is filled with chaos and attracts trouble like no other. I dread to think what’s around the next corner”
Shino smiled “and yet you want to stay”
“it’s worth it” the hellhound said and looked straight into Shino’s eyes making the insect charmer blush and look away shyly.
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“I’d like to see Rose first” Nagato mentioned and Fugaku agreed to take him to the police station first while everyone left in the other vehicles to go to the mansion. Minutes later he was in front of the cell where Rose was. Rose had a mask over the lower half of her face to prevent her from spraying anyone and warping them into gremlins, but even with the mask Nagato could tell she was happy to see him “it has come to my attention that you misused your skills Rose. Did you try to poison someone and pretend to know the cure?”
Rose looked horrified “no, it’s a lie!”
“we’ll see … apparently there are a lot of witnesses to your crimes. I will be speaking with them soon” Nagato said as he turned to walk away “for your sake and your daughter’s the rumors had better not be true”
The ominous warning made Rose and Sakura who was in the next cell over pale “what fucking witnesses could they have?!”
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