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Hey There Witchdoctor!	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 21004 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 2
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(I’m thinking)
“I’m speaking”
Pairing : Harem – seme Naruto x Minato / Hashirama / Hiruzen / Tobirama / Shino / Iruka / Itachi
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“THE AKATSUKI HAVE NARUTO!” Shikamaru yelled and was bombarded with a series of questions from the cop before hanging up … the hunt for the hellhound began …
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Even in the darkness of the night and through a blindfold that was rudely wrapped around his eyes once they drove away from the mansion Naruto could tell what the building that the car rolled up to was. It was an old single story school building that was the school until the new one was built 30 years ago, which lead to this one being abandon. He recalled seeing it many times while on his morning runs and on his way the classes, but it was the smells that hit his nose when the door was opened that revealed everything to him. Tobirama mentioned that the Akatsuki were ruthless, but no one ever knew where they … now he knew …
When the Brit was roughly dragged into the building and the blindfold was finally removed Naruto could only think of one thing to say “you need a decorator”
“shut up wise guy” the blue skinned man scowled and shoved the blonde in the hopes that the prick would fall on his face, but the blonde didn’t even stumble.
“is it being ‘wise’ if you have cobweb curtains?” Naruto asked as he glanced at the curtains that were in fact dripping with cobwebs … the webs however fascinated him for some reason … it was something about the smell that he couldn’t quite place.
“my apologies, we just returned and haven’t had a chance to clean up. Of course this place isn’t a lavish mansion either, but we’ll discuss how you took possession of the Uzumaki estate before the end of this visit” Naruto glanced at the man who entered the room with a few other people “I am Nagato. This is Yahiko and Konan. The three men who kindly escorted you are Kakuzu, Kisame and Sasori. We are the Akasuki” he said as his purple ringed eyes examined the blonde in front of him. He saw no fear or shock or anything. The blonde was more interested in the spider crawling along the window and the webs than the presence of the people who will soon determine his fate, which meant only one thing … the man was a fool …
“yes … Hiruzen informed me of your little group. I was even told that Orochimaru was part of this, but was kicked out when he drained the blood of a child under the foolish belief that it was the way to survive” Naruto commented all too casually as he looked at each person (Hiruzen said the Akatsuki keep what they are a close guarded secret so no one knows, but I bet that is part of this test deep … redish hair, those purple eyes with rings … a rare type of merman I expect and one who was related in some way to the Uzumakis, which would explain why he wants to know about the mansion) the blonde thought as he glanced at Konan (finally! A proper forest nymph and she’s pregnant) Naruto smiled and looked at Yahiko (an earth demon) he deduced and looked at Kisame (Shark demon) he thought and looked at Sasori (oooh I see! How foolish of me. He’s a spider demon! That’s why these cobwebs smell weird. Sasori uses them as security so no one can get in while they’re gone … clever) and last but not least he glanced at Kakuzu (a bat demon if I go by his scent … so many stitches … he had a hard life)
Nagato was shocked that Hiruzen was enchanted by this foreigner, but pushed those feelings aside for now and scowled at the Brit’s insensitive comment “vampires have to eat and survive like everyone else and they have a right to. Draining blood is the way to do that. I don’t condone Orochimaru’s actions, but it isn’t fair to fault someone because they failed to resist their instincts”
“of course not, you simply banish them. I would never mock or blame someone who regretted what they did, but I met Orochimaru and that creature has no interest in controlling his desires and most definitely has no regrets. Have you been updated on his sudden attacks on his fellow vampires?” Naruto asked feeling a bit offended that they would assume he was insulting a creature’s eating habits, but then he had to remember that they had no clue about the cure or that drinking blood was not a necessity.
“attacks? No … we’ll see to that later, but you should be more concerned about your own trials” Nagato said mentally irritated with the lack of information, but he wondered if this was just a weak attempt to get leeway in this situation. If that was the case the blonde seemed too calm as if he was waiting for the test to start, which was not the sign of a coward unless he was just incredibly arrogant.
“very well, now how shall this start. I must warn you that from what little I gathered about you and your group there’s no way my answers will be correct based on what you deem is correct. I am after all from a different country and practice different recipes that you wouldn’t have even heard of let alone had the chance to see in practice for approval” Naruto commented almost lazily.
Konan sighed “then we’ll change the format of the questions a little and treat this as a discussion instead”
“thank you, but should we perhaps make some tea. It’s best to stay hydrated” Naruto suggested. The others agreed readily, which may have seemed odd, but the hellhound noticed each of them were being more accommodating to Konan. They gave her a drink and Sasori opened the window so she could sit in the sun with a nice breeze … they knew she was pregnant …
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Hashirama was pacing the floor in the police station in a panic “what the hell is taking so damn long? I know we don’t know where the Akatsuki hid, but it can’t possibly be that hard to find them!” he all but yelled as he continued pacing in front of Minato, Tobirama, Iruka, Hiruzen and Kurenai.
“we need to stay calm right now… we’re no help if we panic” Iruka said trying not to worry, but he was and his sister hugged him to try to comfort him.
“calm?” Minato gaped as if it was the most stupid suggestion anyone could say to do “Naruto is with the Akatsuki not a troop of girl scouts!”
Tobirama frowned “he’s right, we need to find them fast and be the ones to prove Naruto’s skill as a healer. If we don’t then Naruto won’t have a chance since I doubt his medical advice will line up with what they believe is right and they aren’t afraid to kill if you aren’t knowledgeable”
Minato shot Tobirama a glare “this coming from the one who approved of the Akatsuki’s tactics and insisted we send Naruto to them months ago” he said harshly making Tobirama wince.
“that’s enough!” Hiruzen snapped and everyone fell quiet “none of us truly fought the Akatsuki about their methods and now isn’t the time to argue amongst ourselves” he said and everyone seemed to calm down a little … or at least shut up and waited for the news from any of the officers running around the police station.
Unfortunately for Fugaku he was the first to approach the anxious group of creatures “Mikoto, Sasuke and Shino are at the mansion to take care-gah!”
Iruka, who decided to ignore his own ‘stay calm’ advice, grabbed poor Fugaku by the collar and started shaking him “WHERE’S NARUTO?!”
“Iruka put him down. He can’t say anything if he can’t even breath” Hiruzen said though he kind of wanted to shake some answers out of someone right now.
“sorry” the merman squeaked and dropped the wolf demon.
Fugaku chuckled “it’s alright, I should’ve treated this with more caution like in cases where a spouse is missing” he snickered as many of them turned red and then quickly became serious “as I was saying Mikoto, Sasuke and Shino are watching over the patients at Naruto’s home. When I called to tell them what happened Shino informed me of the insect charmers ability and that he and his father’s insects are searching as well”
“that’s right … Shibi and Shino helped find me” Iruka said a little embarrassed that he forgot about that fact considering it was because of them he was found in the underground at all.
Fugaku nodded “Shibi will call if they find something-” the wolf demon was interrupted as his phone rang. Without any hesitation he answered it “Fugaku here”
“it’s Shibi, my insects locked onto Naruto’s location. He’s at the old schoolhouse, but you better hurry because they say there’s smoke coming from inside. I’m going to stop and pick up Naruto’s medical bag and meet you there”
“understood tha-” before Fugaku could even complete his sentence a breeze rushed passed him … from inside of the station? He looked up and saw that the four vampires were long gone “thanks, bye Shibi” he sighed as he hung up “damn vampires and their speed. Iruka you can come with me” he exclaimed as he and Iruka all but ran to the parking lot. As he went he ordered the bulk of his pack to join them and called Itachi just before speeding away towards the schoolhouse “shit there is smoke” he hissed as he saw some smoke coming out of the windows …
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“putting those two herbs together for a salve to calm a rash is foolish to say the least” Naruto said and sipped his tea fully aware that he was quickly infuriating the six members of the Akatsuki.
Yahiko clenched his teeth “why would that be?”
“the effects would be temporary” the blonde said simply. He really had no interest in giving lengthy answers that display his knowledge … besides it’s unlikely they would believe his real treatments since he realized they didn’t know a wide verity of plants.
“the point of this discussion is to figure out what you know, but you have yet give us anything! I asked you for a solution to goblin warts, but you answer with a plant that doesn’t exist! I ask you what various types of herbs would do and you answer correctly, but then say those treatments are ‘foolish’! What is wrong with you?” Nagato snapped.
Naruto sighed “the only question here is why is a merman, a nymph, a spider demon, an earth demon, a bat demon and a shark demon limiting their treatments to what is able to be made with the plants humans know. You are aware that there are several places that humans can’t get to and therefore hundreds of things they haven’t found, right?”
There was an awkward silence for the next few seconds as Naruto sat back and sipped his tea waiting for the other creatures to stop staring at him and say something …
Nagato slowly came out of his shocked state and glared “so … you know what we are”
“rather hard not to. I also know that she is pregnant. Congratulations by the way” the blonde Brit said with a kind smile.
Kisame tore off the mask hiding his shark like teeth “it doesn’t matter that you know because you clearly aren’t a healer. You must’ve used magic to control the creatures here!”
“I’m capable of many things, but magic isn’t one of those things” Naruto remarked calmly wondering where that assumption came from. He slowly stood up and went to the small stove to heat up some water for another round of tea. With a turn of the dial the flame on the gas stove came to life …
“I don’t believe so … you proved that you’re knowledgeable for a human so you could’ve preformed a ritual or something along those lines in order to do what you wanted. The only way to break your hold on this village is to deal with you, but first how did you come into possession of the Uzumaki estate?” Nagato demanded.
“it fell from the sky” Naruto said flippantly as he felt his instincts warn him of danger and he was going to move his hand into the fire when …
“really …” Nagato spat and glanced at the bat demon. A split second later Kakuzu pulled out a gun and shot Naruto in the back six times and once more in the head before the blonde even had a chance to look at them.
Sasori watched as the blonde slumped against the stove and slid to the floor with his hand in the flames of the stove. The demons’ sensitive ears heard the heartbeat disappear as the blood pooled on the floor “he’s dead … lets hope that clears things-what the hell?” he exclaimed as Naruto’s body burst into roaring flames. The mass of fire began moving and warping into the shape of a massive four legged beast that scorched the floor as it stepped towards the now scared Akatsuki. One by one the bullets, which were slightly melted, hit the floor …
“since you clearly finished your test I have a question for you …” the deeper version of Naruto’s voice said from the fire as the flames dissipated revealing a monstrous creature with fiery red eyes ”what am I?”
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