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Too Many Drinks!	By : KoibitoFemme Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3538 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Kurai
Kisu: Ok I am seriously losing it. This morning when I got to work I
was early as usual so I took a tiny nap. The dream I had was about me
kissing a man. Yes folks the yuri beta dreamt of kissing a man. But
not any man NEJI! I had a dream that I was in a class with him and we
were sitting close I was going on and on about when were little and
my hand touched his he covered mine then intwined our fingers
together. Next thing I know we're kissing and his hands on my hips
pulling me into his lap. Ok thats when I woke up. Now I am left with
so many questions because one I wasn't even thinking about my story
let along that character. SO what does this make me. Does that mean I
was a Mary Sue (dies) am I an otaku (burns and dies) what does that
mean???? Does it mean I am subconsciously bi???? Oh maybe....KIKO HAS
COME ALIVE AND IS FUCKING WITH ME AAAAAAAAAHH. Really I have no idea
but I was thinking if I EVER finish this story AND NO COMMENTS FROM
THE PEANUT GALLERY YOU SICK TEME (yea I saw that I hope this story
never ends comment are you nuts!!! I am lazy this is killing me >.<
but thank you anyways) In my next story I was thinking of setting up
an Ask Kiko segment at the end of the chapters where you all (if you
follow me into the next one) what Kiko would do, has done ,or seen
his parents do to various situations. What do you think? Well on with
the story.

Chapter 20 (WHEN IS
THIS SHIT GONNA END)

The tall male pulled
his lover into his arms and carried him into their car laying him
down . When he came back he gathered the unconscious brunette up.
Kiko led the way to their shared car. And after depositing the 13
year old in his bunk the child followed his idol back to his car.

“Where are your
parents?”

“Hmm well
...Papa was rolling down the hill in his wheel chair and Mommy was
running after him yelling.” Gaara raised a nonexistent brow.
Ever since he started dating the blond he was continuously meeting
interesting people.

“What was she
yelling and why was your dad in a wheel chair?” Kiko smiled as
he struggled to climb up on the bunk next to Naruto. The chibi loved
to talk and someone was giving him an outright invitation to chat.

“Papa has been
in a full body cast since Mommy found out he was going to play with
pretty ladies instead of spending time wif me, so he can't walk for a
while. And mommy was yelling...” The small boy stood up on the
bed waving a fist in the air as he tried to imitate exactly what his
mother looked like. “MIWOKU YOU TIC TAC DICK HACING ASSHOLE
WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL CHOP OFF THE LITTLE BIT OF SAUSAGE
YOU HAVE!!! But they always fight like that. Probably cus mommy's
bout to have anuthder baby...Papa says mommy's a real cold asshole
when shes pregnant or thinks she is.”

Gaara paused before he
bust out laughing. For some reason he had a feeling that Kiko
understood exactly what he was saying and that he was purposely
getting his father in trouble. The little hazel eyed boy smiled
devilishly once he finished his tale. Further convincing the red head
that his hypothesis was correct.

Gaara and Kiko sat in
the room for an hour talking until they heard a knock on the door.
The red head got up and opened the door to reveal a wide awake
Konohamaru on the other side.

“Is Naruto-
niichan ok?”

“Why don't you
come in and see for yourself.” The red head moved to the side
allowing the boy in. As he entered he saw Kiko sitting close to his
favorite blond. The child waved at him happily then moved a chubby
finger over his mouth.

“Hi
Konohamaru-nii...sssh Naruto-san is still napping.” The young
teen kneeled by the bunk next to Kiko. He looked at Naruto for a few
minutes before looking up at Gaara.

“So he's gay?”

“He was
technically bisexual...that was, before I came along” The
brunette teen frowned at the red head.

“So you plan on
sticking around?

“Yes.”

“Well you better
not hurt boss or you'll have to deal with me kicking your ass from
Suna all the way back to Konoha.” Usually Gaara would have beat
the kid within an inch of his life for even thinking about talking to
him like that. But the red head couldn't help admire the young boy
for being so protective.

“Don't count on
that happening...” Konohamaru growled quietly. Something in his
head told him that he was way out of his league but if the scary goth
looking guy hurt his dear friend then he sure as well would attempt
to kick his ass. Kiko looked between the two wondering why everyone
got so quiet . He reached up tugging on the brunette's sleeve.
Konohamaru looked down at the chibi curiously.

“Hey Nii why do
you call him boss?” The older boy smiled. Fond memories of when
he and his 2 best friends use to follow the blond all over the city,
played in his head. Those were great times. And even if Naruto was bi
or gay it didn't change the fact that Konohamaru still idolized him.

“I call him Boss
cause thats what he is.” The tiny brunette looked confused.

“From what I saw
Gaara-san is the Boss. The way he took that bat and went after the
girl man!”

“Girl man?”

“He means Neji.”
The 3 males looked to the bunk to find Naruto awake and
subconsciously rubbing his belly. The 13 year old didn't miss the
action.

“Hey boss why
are you doing that and why is your gut so big? I've never seen you
with you with an ounce of fat anywhere on you. Why now?” Naruto
sighed deeply. He looked in the innocent looking brown eyes and
unloaded the entire story to yet another person. By the time he was
done, Konohamaru looked like he had been ran over by a train. His
hair had come undone lock by disheveled lock with each twist and turn
of the blond's story.

“Wow.”
Thats all he could say. Kiko on the other hand loved stories and it
was becoming clear that he was especially fond of anything that
involved Gaara.

“Sugoi!!”
The excited boy was so happy he fell right off the bed and onto his
face. Everyone just looked at him as he slowly stood up holding his
nose, STILL grinning like a Cheshire cat. Konohamaru just shook his
head before focusing back on Gaara.

“So you really
love him huh?”

“Yes.” The
young brunette's eyebrow twitched in annoyance with how monotone the
answer was . That and Kiko was jumping around like a stark-raving
fool, yammering off about how cool the older boy was. He reached into
his back pocket retrieving the a securely tucked magazine.

SMACK

“Itai, Itai,
Itai!!” The hazel eyed boy glared up at the older brunette. His
cute little bottom lip protruded defiantly but he didn't say a word.
Kiko was no newbie when it came to cranial abuse with a discarded
magazine, newspaper, or any other flimsy light weight object that
could be rolled up into a weapon.

The other two stared
wide eyed at how effective Konoharmaru was at calming the adorable
chibi down. 'Wish I had thought of that' The
blond boy thought to himself. The brunette teen smirked at glaring
child before he resumed his discussion with his hero's mate.

“If
you didn't scare the piss out of me I might not believe you do love
him with that bland response.” He smiled devilishly. The red
head shrugged but smiled back at the strange yet comforting comment.
“Of course, I'm gonna be Godfather.” The young teen
announced.

“No.
Me!” Kiko, finally recovered from a hurt ego piped up only to
jump out the way just in time to miss the oncoming magazine. He
giggled up at the boy not seeing the swinging magazine come up from
behind him.

CRACK

“ITAI!!”
Kiko was silenced again.

“Chibi
Teme” The little boy stuck his tongue out Konohamaru, who in
turn stuck his out back at the boy. Gaara just smirked watching the
two. Naruto though was becoming a little irritated with the two kids.

“Ahem....I'm
not really sure if that possible kid. You know Kiba had dibs on the
title.” The young teen shuddered.

“W-Well
how about a co Godfather?”

“Yeah
me too!”

“Shut
up!”

“Make
me!”

“HEY!”
Both boys quieted down looking at the very annoyed blond. “Thank
you. Now I've get a question. Whats up with the school uniforms.”
Both kids smiled and admired their uniforms.

“Oh
the school district supervisor thought this up. Since you and Kiba
already go to school out here. The school board figured having a mini
student exchange program would help strength the relationship between
the two cities so they pick two kids from elementary...”

“Like
me!” Konohamaru glared briefly at the brat.

“Yea
like him. Two from the middle school like me and you and Kiba are the
high school representatives. Of course since this is new, me, Kiko,
and the others have to stay in a separate dorm ran by some priest
name Haku.”

“Don't
forget they sent Snake Puke with us too!”

“Snake
Puke?” Gaara looked at the other 3. The way all of them even
Naruto shuddered they must have all had some experience with 'said'
puke.

“Orochimaru,
he's this creepy old guy use to hang around the elementary and junior
high.”

“Yea
memba that time he tried to snatch you Nii?” Naruto was shocked
he hadn't heard about that.

“He
tried to get his hands on you? Are you okay.” The brunette teen
waved at Naruto trying to get him to calm down.

“I'm
fine boss he almost had me in his house but he didn't count on me
having shop that day.”

“Huh?”

“Konohamaru-nii
hit him in the marbles with a hammer!” Kiko giggled
triumphantly. At the mention of marbles, Naruto stiffened. Gaara
smirked wrapping an arm around the blond's shoulder and nuzzled.

“You
okay, boss?”

“Yea
I'm fine so why is he being sent.”

“Community
service, but they chemically castrated him.”

“Just
be careful old habits die hard.”

“Don't
worry Naruto-san we're prepared.” The tiny boy opened his
backpack to reveal a lead pipe, a wrench, some pliers, and some
cleats. The two older teens looked up at the younger boys. Kiko was
smiling proudly while Konohamaru tried to look innocent.

“What
can I say, I taught him well.” Gaara grunted in approval,
Naruto just laughed.

Throughout
the rest of the evening the boys talked and played video games before
the two younger ones went back to their car. Naruto had learned that
Kiko's family moved to Konoha a few months after he went off to
school. The boy moved right next door to Konohamaru and the older boy
became his babysitter, sensei, and first friend. Which was why the
chibi clung so close to the brunette.

Naruto
knew for sure by the time he and Gaara went to bed that his life just
got even more hectic. But he was glad that the two brats were being
forced to become altar boys during the weekends. That way they would
be kept busy for at least a little time. He just hoped they didn't
make priest lose his religion or bring the church down over their
heads. But at the same time he held no remorse for what the future
had in store for that perverted snake.

Kurai
Kisu: There you have it the continuation of those two. I have decided
to give them scenes from time to time. I can't wait till they get to
use their little pervert protection kit YAY. Well Hope you liked it.
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