Deal with a Goddess | By : Sloth Category: Naruto AU/AR > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 113091 -:- Recommendations : 7 -:- Currently Reading : 6 |
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"This is going to be harder than I thought." Kai said a loud. He was currently sitting on a large rock, his head resting in his hand as I tried to devise a plan. "Hm... bring peace, while also unleashing Kaguya." Kai said trying to get his mind working.
"I'm telling you, we're going the wrong way!" A voice said in the dustance. Kai raised his head.
"And I told you, Konoha is this way!" An older voice said. Now Kai's curiosity was bugging him. He jumped from his perch and walked towards the voices. As he got closer he started making out more of the conversation. "Listen brat! I've been travelling around the world for years!" Kai made out. It sounded like an older man and a younger one, maybe someone his age.
Suddenly a kunai hit the tree next to his head. "Come out, I know you're there!" The older voice demanded. Kai slowly walked out of the woods. He entered a clearing, and saw two men. One with grey hair and older, the other a young teen, about Kai's age, with spiky blonde hair and whisker marks.
"Easy old man. I wasn't expecting anyone to be out here besides me." Kai explained. He took a closer look at the two. The man has strange red marks under his eyes and had a forehead protector with the kanji for oil on it. The other had a a black and orange jumpsuit and a forehead protector with the symbol of konoha on it.
"Who are you? And what are you doing out here?" The man asked.
"I could ask you the same question. But, seeing as you asked first, my name is Kai. As for what I was doing out here, I was having an existential crisis." He said with a laugh.
"Very well, Kai. I am Jiraiya, the toad sage! This is my apprentice Naruto Uzumaki." Jiraiya explained. "What was your crisis?" He asked.
"How to continue my life. This past year has been terrible, and I have been dead inside. Now I want to help the world, make it more peaceful." Kai said, giving a half truth. Jiraiya nodded in understanding.
"What changed?" Naruto asked. Jiraiya smacked him on the back of the head.
"I came to a crossroads in my life and had a choice. Wander until I die, or do something with my life. I chose to help the world. I just don't know how yet." Kai said.
"You could join Konoha as a ninja." Naruto suggested.
"Naruto! Use that thing between your ears. He may not have any training. Or I may be a spy trying to infiltrate Leaf!" Jiraiya berated. Kai sweat dropped.
"I do have ninja training actually." Kai He retorted. Jiraiya and Naruto looked at him in confusion.
"You do?" Jiraiya asked.
"Yeah, my mother was a ninja before we fled Ame right after I was born." Kai explained. Jiraiya's eyes narrowed in distrust.
"Where is she now?" He asked.
"Dead." Kai said bluntly. "She died a year ago. A hunter nin finally got her." Kai said, holding back a tear. Jiraiya quickly apologised.
"Well, what do you think of becoming a ninja?" Naruto asked.
"Well, it could be what I'm looking for. How would I get accepted?" Kai asked, the gears in his head turning.
"Well, you'd have to get permission from the Hokage before you can become one. And before that, your skills would have to be evaluated." Jiraiya explained.
"Would I do that at the Village?" Kai asked.
"Well, ordinarily yes, but seeing as how I am a Sannin, a spar with me should suffice." Jiraiya said rubbing his chin. Kai nodded before pulling his cloak off.
"Shall we begin?" Kai asked. Jiraiya grinned before ushering Naruto over towards the tree line.
"Alright kid. I'm going to test you on the three main branches of Jutsu. Anything else can be written in on my report." Jiraiya explained. Kai nodded before assuming a defensive stance. "I guess we start with Taijutsu." Jiraiya said.
Kai waited for Jiraiya to make the first move. Jiraiya raised an eyebrow as Kai didn't charge in like his student Naruto. Kai started to slowly walk sideways, circling around Jiraya on the balls of his feet. Jiraiya, growing bored, started walking the other direction before he grabbed a kunai and threw it at high Chunin speeds towards Kai. Kai grabbed his dagger and deflected the knife.
"You know kid, this is a test. Your supposed to come at me." Jiraiya said a bit annoyed.
"Yes, but in a true fight, there is little forethought to attacks, just be the last one standing and try to get the least amount of damage." Kai said still not moving. Jiraiya smiled.
"Very true. So based on your inaction, you are a defensive Taijutsu user, whist your kenjutsu is offensive." Jiraiya said looking at the dagger. Taking the initiative, Jiraiya charged the teen with low jonin speed. Kai's eyes widened from the increase and barely dodged a punch aimed for his solar plexus.
Jiraiya continued the assult, punching, jabbing, and kicking with his frog kempo. As he was punching towards Kai's ribs, the teen's foot blocked the punch, unbalancing the Sanin before Kai's other leg came kicking him in the head. The kick sent him staggering back a few feet before Jiraiya grinned.
"Not bad kid. I think I got a basis of your style. When on the defensive, you focus mainly on dodging, until the opponent makes a mistake, or an attack you know you can counter. Your style revolves on counters, and off balancing your opponent so that you can charge in with your blade. Correct?" He asked. Kai nodded, as he breathed a bit hard.
"I would say you are at a high chunin level for Taijutsu. Let's move on to Ninjutsu. This will be more of a show and tell test. You show me any jutsu you know, and we'll go from there. Understand?" The older man asked Kai nodded.
"Just a warning, but I don't know many Ninjutsu's. My forte is Genjutsu." Kai explained. Jiraiya nodded before motioning to continue. Kai went through some hand seals before he switched places with a nearby log. He did more hand seals before three clones appearsed. Jiraiya came up and stabbed one with a kunai, revealing them to be made of mud. The clones fell back into the earth as Kai released the Jutsu. Next he made a ram seal and henged into a bird.
"Well, you've got the basic three, only with a mud clone which is pretty advanced. Anything else?" Jiraiya asked. Kai returned to human form before scratching his head.
"Oh, I've got two. One is a fire jutsu that I use to start campfires. More for survival than attacking. The next one I created to have an ace if my other jutsu fail me." Kai explained. Going through some hand signs, the water from the mud clones evaporated before later started dripping down his arms. Raising his hands, the water coagulated into a thicker substance before he threw his arm around, sending tiny water needles flying at an invisible opponent.
"Interesting. I'm guessing the more water you have, the faster it works?" Jiraiya asked.
"Yeah. If there's a larger body of water, I have a variant of the jutsu that allows me to attack using it instead of the water I have. I also have some water sealed in my bracelets if I can't get any water." Kai explained.
"Alright. So you know two offensive jutsu, the henge, replacement, and a clone techniques. You also have a fire jutsu for survival purposes. I would rate you low Chunin for Ninjutsu. Sounds like you a bit about seals as you say you have water sealed on you. Finally, lets get to your Genjutsu." Jiraiya critiqued. Kai nodded.
"Not one for a lot of words it seems. Doesn't matter, for this test, you simply must trap me in your strongest illusion. Based on how strong it is, and how long you place me under will let me give you an adequate rating." Jiraiya explained. Kai nodded before placing his hands in his pockets. Jiraiya raised an eyebrow.
Unbeknownst to the toad sage, Kai did two, one handed hand signs in his pocket, activating the jutsu. "I've got a question. You said it's based on how powerful it is. Is that power in the sense of his dangerous it is to the victim? Or powerful as is in how unnoticeable it is?" Kai asked, taking one of his hands out of his pocket, and raised it in a questioning manner.
"A fair question. I guess what ever you would deem as your strongest jutsu. Does that work? Or do you have two of equal standing?" Jiraiya asked.
"It works. By the way. Your in my genjutsu." Kai said before he shifted into a tiger. Jiraiya nodded before breaking the jutsu.
"That was pretty good. I wasn't sure you could use one handed hand signs. But was that really your most powerful?' He asked.
"It is when I use my cloak. That was my strongest genjutsu. I call it continuation. In a fight I use it continue the current chain of events. Without the opponent thinking anything is different. In reality, they are trapped in the jutsu until I either kill them, or I can no longer continue the jutsu, like for example, if someone who is not under the jutsu appears who is an enemy." Kai explained. Jiraiya's eyes widened as he thought of the implications.
"There's also infiltration uses. A guard wouldn't see me past them, but I could make it so that they do whatever they do when other people they know appear." Kai explained.
"Without your cloak I would say high chunin. If you use the cloak and hide your hands, mid Jonin." Jiraiya appraised. "Over all, I would say high chunin, and with another ninjutsu or two, a special jonin. But we can fix that." Jiraiya said.
"That's actually where I thought I might be." Kai said with a smile.
"Well Kai, we are actually on our way to Konoha now if you would like to join us. I can give you a scroll or two for some jutsu that would suit you so that i can say you are a special jonin. How's that sound?" Jiraiya asked.
"Sounds good. My main element is water, if you haven't guessed. But I have a slight leaning towards earth as well, as a lesser element." Kai said. Jiraiya nodded before ushering for Naruto to return to the group.
"Welp. It's official Naruto, Kai here is coming back with us to become a shinobi." Jiraiya said with a smile. Naruto jumped with a fist up in the air in excitment.
"Is he always this way?" Kai asked.
"Yeah, but you get used to it. Oh, this meeting we've had had given me some inspiration." Jiraiya said, before pulling out a note book and scribbling some notes down.
"Pervy Sage! Don't put us in your books!" Naruto yelled.
"Books?" Kai asked.
"Yeah, he writes the make out paradise books." Naruto said.
"Really? I didn't know the author was such a good ninja." Kai said.
"Ah, you know my work?" Jiraiya said with a smile.
"Indeed. I'm not a major fan, but every once and a while I'll read a book." Kai said with a perverted chuckle. Jiraiya grinned madly at meeting another fan.
"Well, we best be off. It's about a weeks travel that way to the leaf." Jiraiya said.
"I told you Percy sage! It's the other way!" Naruto yelled.
Kai just sighed, it was going to be a long trip.
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