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When you know nothing.	By : Akaatje Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2593 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the Characters. This is a fanfiction and I do not make money from this.

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Ibiki stares at Tsunade-sama. And at Shizune. And then back at his desk, which is filled to the brim with paperwork. He blinks, glances at all three again and gestures at the papers stacked together. “I can’t go,” he says. He leans back in his chair, crosses his arms and shrugs. “To much paperwork.”
It is just today’s paperwork. And the amount is the same as any other day. But this amount is something that the Hokage can’t handle in a day. He can. But he sure is not going to tell her that. He snorts and shakes his head. “To bad. Let those two enjoy themselves.” He sighs and leans forwards, taking one piece of paper and putting it in front of him.
Tsunade-sama growls and smashes her hand down onto his desk. The papers fly up in the air and scatter through the room. Ibiki widens his eyes, blinks and leans back again. “Shut it, Morino,” she hisses. She lifts her hand and smiles. “You are going home, you will pack your bag, and you will meet them in front of the gate in an hour and you will go to the Onsen. You will not come back before Monday.” She cocks her head. Her blond hair surrounds her face and she closes her eyes. “Those are your orders. Directly giving to you by your Hokage.”
Ibiki narrows his eyes and rises to his feet. “I don’t think your understand the situation here,” he says. He places both of his hands on his desk and stretches himself in his full length. He is bigger than she is and he is using it fully. “I can’t leave this workplace. I have never taken a day off before and I am not planning on starting now.” He snorts. “I had nothing to do with your chocolate stuff and I am not willing to partake in it.”
Tsunade-sama smirks. She turns her face towards Shizune, who nods and takes a step back. “You may be big, Morino, but I am still your Hokage.” Tsunade-sama walks around his desk. “When I give you an order, you must act out on that. When I tell you to take the next weekend off, you have to do that. When I tell you that you have to go to the Onsen, you will do that.” She stops next to him. Her eyes are shining with something Ibiki can’t describe.
“I refuse.” Ibiki stares into her eyes. He is not afraid of her.
“You won’t.” She keeps on smiling. And advancing towards him. “If you don’t do as you are told, then you will have to face the consequences.” She tilts her head up and hums.
Ibiki snorts. There is an uneasy feeling growing in the pit of his stomach. He can’t shake it away. Is he tries to shake it away, he would look weak in front of her. And he is not weak.
“If you don’t comply, you will be degraded. You’d have to teach the children at the academy and you have to work in the Mission Room.”
Ibiki snorts. The feeling in his stomach eases a bit. “I can do that. It won’t matter.” He shrugs. “I think everything would get better from that.” He smirks.
Tsunade-sama narrows her eyes. “And Umino Iruka would have your job,” she says, adding a smirk to her face.
Ibiki shrugs. “He can be quite scary. That is why the Shinobi in the Mission Room always write better reports when he is around. I think he can handle prisoners as well.” He chuckles.
Tsunade-sama growls. She bites the inside of her cheek and smirks. “Well, I could always made sure that the ANBU were after you and would cause you trouble. Every time.”
Ibiki snorts. Those ANBU men and women she mentions all come to him to talk and help them. Apparently she doesn’t know that. He smirks. “You mean in between the times that I have to help them out?” He cocks his head. “I already see them enough as it is, so no thanks.”
Tsunade-sama widens her eyes and shares at look with Shizune. The other woman smiles behind her hand, straightens her back and smirks. She mouths a word to Tsunade-sama and Tsunade-sama nods. “If you don’t do as I tell you to, then you will never have coffee ever again.” Tsunade-sama folds her arms over each other. “I will send Anko after you. And Gai. I will make them come to you together. And you will have no coffee to deal with them. Never.” She shakes her head. “Do you really want to do that? I mean, all you have to do is take the weekend off. The weekend, you shouldn’t even be working those days to begin with.”
Ibiki’s eyebrow twitches. She has him there. He can’t function without coffee. Not if Anko is around. And not if Gai is there as well. And especially not if the latter chooses to act like him like his does to Hatake.
“Why do I have to go to the Onsen with Umino and Hatake?” he asks. He pulls up his upper lip in a snarl. “It wasn’t me who planned anything,” he says. He huffs.
“Ibiki, don’t act like a big baby. You should know that sometimes it is just easier to do what the Hokage tells you to do.” Tsunade-sama giggles and walks around the desk again, towards Shizune. “Let’s go Shizune. We have some planning to do.”
Shizune nods and they turn around, walking out of Ibiki’s office.
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Iruka clenches his hand around the handle of his bag. He takes a deep breath and stares at the gate. “You really like the Onsen, right, Iruka-sensei?” Naruto stares at him and blinks. “Even when you are going with Kakashi-sensei and that scary Morino man.” He bites his lips and stares down to the floor. “Will you be okay?”
Iruka cocks his head and chuckles. “Why wouldn’t I be?” he asks. He ruffles through Naruto’s hair.
“Well, that Morino man is scary. And I don’t know if you haven’t seen it, but Kakashi-sensei is a pervert.” Naruto scowls and sighs. “You need to take care. Don’t let him grope you.” He pouts.
Iruka widens his eyes. Kakashi is in it for Morino as well, right? He blinks and stares at the gate again. He has no idea what he would do if Kakashi would grab his ass. He bites his lips. Maybe he would let him. That wouldn’t be bad. if Kakashi did it nicely, it wouldn’t be that bad.
“Iruka-sensei, why are you blushing?” Naruto waves his hand in front of Iruka’s face. “Is something wrong?” He pulls his hand back and stares at it. “Do you perhaps like it when Kakashi-sensei would grab your ass?”
Iruka’s cheeks heat up some more and he swallows. He doesn’t know if he would like it. And… he doesn’t know if he wants Kakashi to try.
“Maa, hello Iruka and Naruto.”
Iruka and Naruto look up. Kakashi is standing next to them, bag over his shoulder. “Ready to go to the Onsen?” He cocks his head and nods towards the gate. “I know I am. Two whole days of relaxing.”
Iruka closes his eyes and nods. His free hand moves towards his nose, scratching the scar there. He takes a deep breath and presses his lips together. It is better to not say anything, when the man you were just talking about stands in front of you.
“Are you going to grope Iruka-sensei?” Naruto asks.
Iruka widens his eyes and stares at Naruto in shock. The brat just went and asked a question like that. Iruka blinks and opens his mouth, only to stammer nonsense.
“Are you going to grope Iruka-sensei?” Naruto asks again.
Kakashi blinks with his visible eye and moves his gaze towards Iruka. “Maa, I don’t know it yet.” He closes his eye. “Perhaps, if he wants me to. Perhaps not. Who knows. You didn’t get the letter with your chocolate, right?” He opens his eye again and stares at Naruto.
“I did got a letter. It stated that when I would find a Golden Ticket, I would receive a kiss and a weekend towards the Onsen.” Naruto frowns and raises a fist up in the air. “I am actually glad I didn’t get a Golden Ticket. I wouldn’t want a kiss from that Morino man.” He shivers. “He scares me.”
Kakashi chuckles and shakes his head. “That Morino man is the Head of Interrogation,” he says. He leans down a bit and drops his bag onto the ground. “It is his job to scare people.” He nods to Iruka, who smiles a bit and nods.
Naruto huffs and folds his arms in front of his chest. “He is good at his job then.” He shrugs and turns around towards the gate. “Did you like it?” he asks.
“Liked what?” Iruka asks. He cocks his head.
Naruto glances over his shoulder. “Kissing Morino man.” His eyes shift towards Iruka and back in front of him. “Isn’t it strange?” he asks. He shrugs. “I mean, it feels a bit strange to me. But then again, I will always respect you. So if you say it is not, then I accept that.” The boy pulls up his shoulders and sways on his feet.
Iruka softens his face. He walks towards Naruto and places an arm around his shoulder. “It may seem strange to others, but it feels good to me.” He smiles.
Naruto turns his face towards him. He smiles and nods. “That is good enough for me.” He moves his face towards the other side. “If you grope him without his consent, then I will go after you.” He narrows his eyes.
Kakashi lifts his hands up in the air and shakes his head. “I wouldn’t dare. I will always ask him before making my move.” He chuckles. “But, let’s not forget the reason why we are going to the Onsen. You do know that Morino knows everything there is to know about everybody in this village. I don’t think I am the threat here.” He lowers his hands and sighs. “I believe there is a reason why it was him handing out the chocolate and that is was us who got the Golden Ticket. The man is a strategist, you know.”
Naruto widens his eyes and stares at Iruka in shock. “What if Morino man is going to grope you?” He gasps and lets his eyes travel all over Iruka’s body.
Iruka laughs and shrugs. “Well…” He takes a deep breath and nods. “Let’s just say that I didn’t mind the kiss.” He looks at Kakashi and nods again. “I didn’t mind the kiss. I probably don’t mind anything else.” He nods and shrugs. “And since you will become the next Hokage, you will probably know how to scare him off if things go wrong.”
“Scare who off?”
All three of them turn around towards the source of sound. Naruto gasps, points and back away. “Morino man!”
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Ibiki blinks and stares at the finger in front of his nose. The Uzumaki brat is staring at him. Pointing as well. There is no reason for him to do that, right? He snorts and leans down a bit. The brat still is small. He cocks his head, raises one eyebrow and hauls the bag onto his shoulders.
“Who do you need to scare off?” he asks. He glances at the other men, Hatake and Umino. Surely there is nobody that those two can’t handle. Why would they need the assistance of the Uzumaki kid? He snorts.
“If you need my help, let me know.” He nods towards the blonde kid and straightens his back.
Naruto widens his eyes, looks at Iruka and blinks. “I…,” he says. He turns his head and looks at Kakashi. “He just… just offered me his help, right?” he asks. Both men nod at him. He stares back at Ibiki. “But you helping yourself scare off seems kind of odd.” He shakes his head. “I don’t think you are bad after all,” he states. He closes his mouth, sticks his thump up and smiles with his eyes closed. “I am leaving my senseis in your care, Morino Man.”
Ibiki blinks. Morino man. That is something strange. Is the kid allowed to call him like that? It almost sounds like a nickname.
“You should actually call him Morino-sama. He is the Head of Interrogation,” Kakashi states. He sighs and sloughs a bit. “It is a matter of respect.”
“Don’t bother, he calls Tsunade-sama granny,” Iruka says. He shrugs.
Ibiki blinks and shrugs. “There is no need for formalities,” he says. He shrugs again, not really knowing what else to say.
“Well, I am not going to call you dad yet. Believe it,” Naruto says. “That may take a while.”
Ibiki freezes and widens his eyes. Dad? Why would the kid call him like that? He glances at Iruka and at Kakashi, who both look at him with wide open eyes. In Kakashi’s case, it is one wide open eye.
“Naruto, please, be quiet,” Iruka hisses. He pokes the boy in his side. “What?” Naruto asks. He frowns and pouts. “I never called you dad either.” His shoulders droop a bit and he sighs. Iruka blinks and smiles softly. “You can, if you want to,” he says.
Naruto bites his lip and turns towards the teacher. “Maybe.” He wipes over his eyes and sniffs. “I have to go now. If you three leave, who else can keep Konoha save? I have a lot of missions to do.” He sticks his thump up in the air and nods. “Believe it.” Without anything else said, he runs off.
Ibiki stares at his retreating back with a frown on his face. Strange kid. He was the one who didn’t answer any of the questions in that Chuunin exams. He snorts. Figures.
“Well, Morino-sama,” Iruka says. He fiddles with his bag. “Ready to leave?” he asks.
“I know I am.” Kakashi shrugs and looks over his orange book. “There is no reason why we are still standing here.”
“Drop the formalities,” Ibiki says. He turns around. There is no need for formalities. Right? It feels weird having them talk to him like that. Even if he didn’t plan the trip, if they would talk to him like that it would feel like he is controlling them. And he is not.
“Does that mean I can call you whatever I like?” Kakashi asks. His voice is close towards Ibiki’s ear. Ibiki turns his face towards him, almost colliding into him with his lips. He grunts and takes a step back. That kiss was strange. He does not want to repeat it. Not now at least…
“That is good to know, papa bear.” Kakashi chuckles and walks towards the gate, orange book in front of his face. Iruka follows him, with a big smile on his lips. Ibiki blinks and resist the urge to turn around.
Tsunade-sama is waiting. Staring and waiting. If he turns around, he could better declare himself missing nin. He snorts and walks after the other two.
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