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Yume To Akumu
By : KuroKitsune
Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male
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Sasuke POV 'thoughts' This is just a crack chapter to outline Sasuke's genjutsu world. Their may be one more like this to form the world better. Unbetaed! with bad spelling. Point it out and i will fix it!

I opened my eyes to the sun shining on my face. I heard the faint sounds of cooking from down stairs and for a moment I wondered who was in my house. Then I remembered that I wasn't alone. Being alone was the nightmare I just had.

At the sound of my stomach growing I shook off the last threads of the horrible dream and quickly got dressed and headed downstairs. Mom was cooking breakfast and the table was already set, but….

"Where's dad and Itachi?"

"Itachi got a call late last night. Some missing-nin he has been looking for was spotted or something. Your dad decided to tag along for whatever reason." Mom said shaking her head.

"Oh." was all I said. I was about to sit down when the door opened only to slam shut a moment later. I turned around and immediately slapped a hand over my mouth to keep from laughing.

Dad and Itachi where both covered, absolutely covered, head to toe in mud, paint ball like splatters of bright neon pink paint, shimmery blue feathers, silver sparkles, and…. where those orange sequins?

"The hell happened to you?" I said when I could speak without blowing up laughing.

"Don't ask!" they both growled.

Now was probably not the time to mess with them but I just could not help it.

'Naruto must be rubbing off on me.'

"Okay, I wont, but just out of curiosity, which one of you will get to clean up first? We only have the one shower you know." I said.

Just by the looks on their faces I could tell the though had never crossed their mind. They looked at each other, then the argument started.

"I'm the head of the house, it should be my first." Dad said.

"It was MY mission that YOU decided to crash. You weren't even supposed to be there!
I should go first." Itachi countered.

They bickered long enough for me to get a few quick bits of breakfast and grab a piece of toast before mom saw them.

"Oh my God!" mom yelled. "Get out of my house!"

"Mom its just us!" Itachi cried.

"I don't care if you are the Hokage! You are not dragging that stuff any further into my house! Out! Out!" she shooed them. Slamming the door after them.

'This I gotta see.'

I dashed up to the roof and jumped over the the next house to get a better view.

Mom was just getting the hose ready, while dad and Itachi sat unknowing on the front porch. I smiled. This was gonna be good. Mom rounded the house with the hose at the ready.

Itachi saw her first. He jumped put of the way of the spray just in time. Dad was not so lucky. He let out a very un-Uchiha-like yelp as he got doused in the cold water. I tried to contain my hysterics; I didn't want them to notice me just yet. Itachi was next. He did try to run and talk mom out of it but it did him no good. Mom got him after only one minute of running around.

The sounds they both let out would have out ancestors rolling in their graves. But an argument could be made that they where laughing just as hard as I wanted to. I was losing the battle to not be noticed.

It took around twenty minutes to get both men striped to boxers and washed enough so mom would let them into the house. They both looked nearly ready to beg when mom said to wait out side while she got towels for then both.

They both stood shivering in their boxers, arms wrapped around themselves for 2.5 seconds before they dared to go against moms order to wait. Dad got to the door only to find it locked. He pulled and pulled but it didn't budge.

"She locked us out?" Itachi asked.

"She locked us out." Dad confirmed.

"Here! You dragged all that shit into my house so you can chill out there till I clean it up!" mom said as she threw two towels out of a upper window. Dad and Itachi scrambled to catch them before they could land in the mud created by the hose.

They stood shivering with their towels for a few minutes. Dad looked over at Itachi and said, "Desperate times call-"

"-for desperate measures." Itachi finished.

I couldn't contain my laughter any longer. Itachi and dad where cuddling for body warmth on the porch in front of the door, both towels wrapped around them.

Itachi looked up at me and glared death. "I'm gonna kill you!" he yelled. He tried to stand up but the instant the towel moved to let in the cold air in he sat back down shivering.

I just laughed harder, clutching my sides.

"Do I even want to know?" a voice said from just behind me. For a moment I had an instinct of make my face impassive, to show no emotion. But just as soon as it happened it was gone. After all, it was only Naruto.

I looked over my shoulder, smiling like an idiot and still laughing. "Mom got them with the hose when they came in completely covered in gunk and God only knows what else."

"Well from what I can see of your yard, the 'God only knows what' appears to be a mix of feathers, sparkles maybe, or are those sequins?" he said.

"Both. You missed the neon pink paint by the way."

"Oh God. Please tell me your neighbor still had the cameras on when they walked by. I would give just about anything to see that."

"I saw the red light on when I jumped over here." I said, smiling evilly.

"Then its a good thing you neighbor loves me." he said.

"I can hear what you are thinking! Don't you dare!" dad yelled.

"I wont" I yelled, smirking. He narrowed his eyes trustingly.

'I never said anything about Naruto.'

Luckily Naruto had vanished before he was seen. Until he peaked over the fence a minute later. "The hell happened to you guys?" he yelled.

"Don't ask!" they yelled back, still shivering. It was a cold and humid day. They would not dry for a wile.

Naruto shrugged his shoulders, and turned back to the path leading to the front door. The neighbor opened it quickly. I was close enough I could here her laughing. "You gotta see this." she said pulling him in to the house.

I was surprised to feel a spark of something unpleasant run through me as she grabbed his hand and pulled him into the house. I shook my head to clear it.

'What was that? I can't be…. jealous? Can I?'

"You know the mating season is coming up right?" Naruto asked me as we where walking to the meeting point of team 7.

"Hun?" Was my eloquent reply.

"Kyuubi's mating season? You forgot again didn't you."

"I didn't forget." was my automatic reply.

He gave me a disbelieving look. "You said the same thing last year. I just wanted to warn you before hand, so you can tell your parents you have a mission for a few days. I know Itachi knows about the heat but I don't want anybody else too. And as my mate its kinda important for you to be there."

At his words I stopped in my tracks. Mate? Me? What?

"Mate?" I asked.

He stopped and looked back at me. "Hun. You know I don't think I've said it like that before." he took one look at me and walked back to me and held me. I was startled but didn't show it. This felt right, like it had happened before, so why was I surprised?

When he suddenly pulled back I felt a cold shiver up my spine. I wanted the warmth back. He gave me a look, it was worry mixed with slight panic.

"You haven't changed your mind have you? About being my mate? I know its a really big step to take when we're so young but I-" I cut him off with a finger over his lips.

Smiling gently I said, "I'm no changing my mind" 'What?' " I'm sorry Naruto I'm just off today." 'What am I saying?' "I had a really long, really weird dream last night and it just…. kinda freaked me out a bit." 'What the hell? Why does this seem wrong? Like I have something backwards?

"Are you okay? Want to tell me about it? Maybe I can make you feel better."

I shook my head. "I just want to forget about it. And how do you plan to make me feel better? It was only a bad dream after all."

"I magic." he said seriously. I laughed. "Magic, hun?"

"Obviously! You are already feeling better aren't you?" he pointed out.

I kept laughing. He was right, I did feel better. And the more time I spent with him the more the dream faded away. After stopping by the meeting point to find today's mission canceled, I spent the day with him, and we held hands the whole time.
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Yume To Akumu	By : KuroKitsune Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 4790 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Yume To Akumu