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Bat Anbu	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Kakashi/Naruto Views: 15920 -:- Recommendations : 2 -:- Currently Reading : 3
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking" 
(Demon / summon / ghost thinking) 
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7 years later ...
Sarutobi was watching the 15 year old shinobi with a bat mask, who was promoted to anbu commander 4 years ago as flipped through Kakashi Hatake's report on what was believed to be the lasts moments of one Obito Uchiha. They have been tracking the group called the Akatsuki since they first got information on them. Naruto managed to get close enough to each member to get a good feel of their vibes and he found something interesting. They were all taken orders from Tobi not Pain.
He also got a good feel for Tobi's body and found that he had many past injuries that occurred at the same time many years ago and is very young so he must be pretending to be Madara Uchiha. When Naruto described the injuries to Sarutobi, the hokage recognized them and gave him the file.
"so do the injuries match what you felt?" asked Sarutobi
Bat nodded as he tapped his tuning fork "yes everything matches, even his age and affinities. It looks like Tobi is Obito Uchiha, but we should let Orochimaru and Jiraiya confirm it"
Sarutobi nodded "in Jiraiya's last report he said that Obito is looking to take an Uchiha'a eyes and he has his sights on Sasuke's"
"using the sharingan too much is known to cause blindness so he might be trying to prevent that by finding a replacement pair and Sasuke does have a similar chakra signature and blood type to Obito" said Bat
"yes, which is why I wanted to know if you could be his teammate on his genin team? He's going to need a bodyguard" said Sarutobi
Bat nodded "yes I can do that, but I can't be with him all time or it will be suspicious"
"I know, so I've assigned you a team. I will give you one year to work and train together. By the end of that year you should decide who will watch Sasuke in the village and who will be his 'jonin sensei' on his team with you."
Bat closed the folder "I understand, who are the members of my team?"
"Anko, Kakashi, and Shisui, they should arrive soon. I only told them that this a bodyguard mission for a future genin. I will leave the rest of the details to you"
"that's fine, but are you going to tell Itachi?" Bat snickered as Sarutobi paled slightly. The hokage was not looking forward to telling Sasuke's very protective brother about this.
"when this meeting is over I'll tell him" sighed Sarutobi. Just a few seconds later two anbu appeared, one with a snake mask, and one with a crow mask.
Snake bowed "hello commander, hokage-sama" she removed her mask and revealed herself to be Anko. Crow bowed to and removed his mask to reveal himself to be Shisui.
An anbu with a dog mask appeared reading an orange book and Sarutobi said "good to see you're on time Kakashi"
Kakashi removed his mask "on time? I'm 2 hours late hokage-sama"
"well considering the importance of this meeting I decided to tell you this meeting started two hours earlier than it really did so you would be on time" said the hokage
Bat sighed "so I'm stuck with a high maintenance, porn addicted mutt who has no sense of time and uses way to much hair gel-"
Kakashi leapt forward and took the file Bat was holding "take that back or I'll burn this!"
Bat ignored him and folding his hands behind his back "hokage-sama you wouldn't by any chance be trying to get me back for that report incident, would you?"
The hokage twitched "no"
"you're lying, Hokage-sama" stated Bat
"did you hear me? I said I'll burn this!" yelled Kakashi
Bat ignored him again "ok team, meet me in 20 minutes at training ground 40, hokage-sama this belongs to you" brought his right hand out from behind his back revealing a file ... the file everyone thought Kakashi took! Anko and Kakashi were shocked, but Sarutobi wasn't surprised and neither was Shisui who worked with Bat before.
Bat turned to Shisui "Shisui, if Kakashi doesn't return the item in his possession 10 seconds after I leave, burn this" Bat brought his left hand out from behind his back revealing ... Kakashi's orange book!
"yes sir!" and Shisui took the book and Bat left in a swirl of leaves. Shisui started the count down "1 ... 2"
Kakashi's thoughts (That's my book! how the hell did he get it!? ...) "3 ... 4 ... 5" Kakashi took a close look at the folder Bat gave the hokage (and I took that folder didn't I?) "6 ... 7" (wait if the folder I took is there then what do I have?) Kakashi turned his head to look at the item in his hand and his jaw dropped... it was ... the hokage's hat!
"8"
Kakashi looked at the hokage and saw a shiny baldhead. The copycat nin panicked and quickly placed the hat back on Sarutobi's head "I am so sorry hokage-sama!" and Shisui gave him his book back.
Sarutobi glared "you are dismissed" everyone left as fast as they could.
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20 minutes later in training ground 40 stood four anbu waiting to start training.
Bat started filling them in on the mission details "the reason we are developing our skills as a team is so we can eventually become an effective bodyguard unit for Sasuke Uchiha when he graduates. Sasuke has become a target for the Akatsuki or more specifically their leader Tobi … now lets first gage each other s skills. I was going to use the fourth's bell test, but Kakashi's earlier actions have inspired me. Instead of trying to get bells your going to try get back your things" Bat held up three bags and slung them over his shoulders.
Everyone's jaws dropped as they recognized their things and they glared at Kakashi as Bat pulled out a book and a tuning fork.
Bat started reading "you have until 12:30 ... begin" said the anbu commander and he causally sidestepped a few kunai before racing into the forest.
Bat was fighting Shisui when he felt Anko setting up a trap behind him. Bat dodged Shisui's strike at the perfect moment and sent Shisui went flying into the trap.
"you guys have to do better than that" Naruto said as Anko tried to get Shisui out of her trap which was easier said than done. Naruto felt Kakashi start a fire jutsu and got out of the way before he could use it "well, Kakashi, glad you could join"
Kakashi didn't say anything, but his vibrations were speaking volumes.
"you don't like me much, do you?" said Bat
Kakashi said "I don't know what you mean, commander. I respect you"
His vibrations said : I hate you :
"do you not like me because I took your book?" asked Bat
Kakashi yelled as threw a punch at Bat who casually side stepped "of course it is! How dare you touch my precious!" : I don't care about that thing :
"so you don't care about the book? any straight guy would give up a limb for it" said Bat as he dodged a water jutsu.
"didn't you hear me, commander. I AM STRAIGHT AND THAT BOOK IS MY LIFE!" : I am gay, that book is trash :
"you're gay huh why would a gay man walk around with a book he's not into and pisses off women?" he calmly dodged a fire jutsu
"I told you commander. I am straight. I am a pervert. I don't want to piss people off, but I can't put it down" : I am gay. I am a pervert. I want to piss people off! :
"you read that book to piss people off? Do you tailor all your habits to piss people off?"
A tick mark appeared on Kakashi's temple "no, I don't" : YEP! :
"why would you want to anger people? Did they offend you? Or someone close to you, perhaps? A friend? Your late sensei?"
Kakashi didn't respond. He just increased his efforts in trying to catch Bat. However, even though he didn't respond his vibrations did : I want to anger people, they offended my sensei :
"I see, you're mad because no one is respecting the Fourth's dying wish, the wish that Naruto Uzumaki should be treated as a hero. So you do little things, like read porn or show up late, to get payback in a way ... I'm not one of those people Kakashi" said the brown haired anbu commander.
Kakashi was so stunned by his commander's very accurate statement that he hesitated for split second. Sadly, in that split second Bat felt Shisui use body flicker and appeared in the very spot behind Bat ... well he would've been behind Bat if his commander didn't sense that coming, but he did and did a back flip over Shisui and kicked the Uchiha in the back sending him flying into Kakashi.
Bat made a hand sign "wind style: wind blades" invisible blades sliced through some branches and Anko fell out and on top of Shisui and Kakashi completing the anbu pile up.
"12:30, times up. I think that went well. We start missions tomorrow ... and Kakashi, don't be late"
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