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A Crafty Chameleon	By : Blackkitten23 Category: Naruto > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 28018 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 4
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(I'm thinking)
"I'm speaking"
"Demon / summon / ghost speaking"
 (Demon / summon / ghost thinking)
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Pairing: Naruto x OC /
Last Time:
"What?!" he yelled in disbelief as he received more memories
"WWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!" he screamed
He fell to his knees stunned at what he learned and whispered in a weak hushed voice "why?"
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Orochimaru was doing laundry when Sarutobi came in and flopped on to the couch.
Sarutobi smiled "it's nice to have this free time"
"need I remind you who you owe this free time to" said Orochimaru
Sarutobi twitched as he remembered that day ...
Flashback
A small blonde 8 year old was relaxing in his Jiji's office after a hard day of training with his Opa. He watched as his Jiji tried to do his paperwork and was failing miserably if the quickly growing stack of papers was any indication.
Orochimaru entered the office "hi father, ready go home Naruto"
The little blonde nodded "yes Dad"
"WAIT please Orochimaru invent something to help with this paperwork" pleaded the kage
"sorry father, I wouldn't know were to begin" Natuto started laughing and the snake sannin smiled "What's so funny Naruto? Do you know how to help your Jiji?"
Naruto grinned "no Dad" *POOF* a shadow clone appeared and Naruto asked "do you know how to help Jiji?"
Clone A said "nope sorry"
*POOF* another clone appeared "how about you?"
Clone B said "how would I know, I'm just a shadow clone"
All three Narutos said "sorry Jiji" and the clones were dispelled
Orochimaru was laughing hysterically and Sarutobi was so shocked that his jaw dropped and made spider web cracks in his desk. It was so obvious, Shadow Clones!
"Naruto you just earned yourself some ice cream" said the snake sannin as he picked up the 8 year old who was taking advantage of Sarutobi's shocked state by doodling on the hokage's face with a permanent marker.
"YAY ice cream!"
Flashback end
"I hope you didn't tell Danzo about that and why didn't you grab Naruto before he started drawing on me? I had a meeting next" pouted Sarutobi
Orochimaru snickered "calm down I never told Danzo that you were outsmarted by an eight year old and I swear I tried to grabbed him sooner, but he over powered me" said the snake sannin in a tone that screamed 'I could've grabbed him sooner, but I didn't want to'
Sarutobi twitched "I swear, if I didn't know better, I'd say you really were Naruto's father, not only are you both sarcastic you both like to torment me too"
When Sarutobi didn't get a response he turned and saw that the snake nin was looking at a calendar next to the laundry room. He watched as Orochimaru crossed off a day and started writing down a list that contained ingredients for Naruto's favorite meal and dessert.
The ageing hokage couldn't help but chuckle and that caught the snake nin's attention "what's so funny father?"
"I just realized how much you've changed. You're not the distant and emotionless boy I adopted all those years ago. You've grown into a loving and caring person who worries about someone. It's just good to see that ... speaking of caring, how's Ibiki?" he smiled
Orochimaru blushed "I'm not discussing my love life with a pervert, besides I have shopping to do before Naruto gets home" he said as he rushed out of the compound hoping to avoid an embarrassing conversation.
Sarutobi chuckled "love life huh? interesting"
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*crash*caw*flapping*caw*caw*
Sarutobi woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of crashing and flapping coming from downstairs. He went downstairs to look. When he made it downstairs he saw a bird flapping wildly, sending feathers everywhere. Sarutobi's eyes widened as the bird turned into Naruto ... a pale half dead Naruto.
The hokage darted forward when the blonde started to fall and caught him "Naruto! Naruto wake up!"
His yelling woke Orochimaru who ran into the room "oh god, we need to get him to the infirmary now!"
They carried the unconscious teen to the infirmary in the Sarutobi compound and set him on the bed. For anybody else they would've taken them to the hospital, but for Naruto the hospital is to dangerous because even the medical staff will try to kill him since they also foolishly believe he is the nine tails reincarnated.
Orochimaru set up an IV "he must've shifted and flew all the way here, but why? He could've killed himself"
Sarutobi gasped as Naruto woke up and grabbed his arm "must ... watch" the blonde shakily reached into his pocket and pulled out a DVD. Once Sarutobi took it Naruto past out.
The snake nin looked at the DVD and back at Naruto "what could you have found that would lead you to nearly kill yourself?" he brushed Nrauto's bangs out of his eyes and looked at the blonde's face. Naruto's eyes and cheeks were sunken in like a skeleton as if he went weeks without food. Just having the shape shifting bloodline boosts the metabolism, but using it raises it even more. If Naruto isn't careful he could starve to death in a few days.
"well Orochimaru, lets go see what he found" said Sarutobi as they proceeded to the living room. Sarutobi put the DVD into DVD player and pushed play.
Two hours later Sarutobi and Orochimaru were sitting on the couch starring at the TV in a stunned silence.
"I know it's late, but I think Danzo will want to see this" said Sarutobi as set pulse of chakra into a seal on his hand.
Ten seconds later Danzo appeared "this better be good Hiruzen, that seal is for emergencies only"
"this is, sit down and watch" said Sarutobi
"I can't watch this again I'm going to check on Naruto" said Orochimaru as he quickly left the room.
Danzo looked confused "wait, Naruto is here already? That's very fast! He shouldn't have been back for 3 or 4 days. Watch what, Hiruzen?"
"this"
Two hours later Hiruzen Sarutobi turned off the DVD player for the second time that night and looked at his old friend who was glaring at the TV.
Danzo said, in a deceptively calm tone, "so let me get this strait ... Minato, Kushina and their eldest daughters, Mito and Karin, are alive ... we only thought they were dead because Tsunade showed us the corpse clone jutsu and Jiraiya did a reverse summon to hide them for a while ... and on top of all this, Naruto has a twin brother which we didn't know about because they took him with them and he has a little sister ... and Naruto is not the container for the nine tails, his twin is and they have been living a happy life in a pent house in New York, is that it?" Hiruzen nodded "I see ... WHAT THE FUCK!" he bellowed.
"dammit, Danzo be quiet, Naruto is still recovering" hissed Hiruzen
Danzo's eyes narrowed "Naruto could shave two days off any trip just by removing his weight seal, but not 3 or 4 days, Hiruzen how did Naruto get here so fast?"
Hiruzen sighed "he shifted into a bird and flew here"
"what? Is he ok?" Hiruzen nodded "good, cause I'm going to kill him. Does he remember what could happen if he used the shifter for too long? He could've killed himself "
"I know Opa, it was stupid" the two veteran shinobi looked up and saw Naruto leaning on Orochimaru. He still looked pretty sick, but the fact that he was standing was a good sign.
Danzo sighed "it's fine as long as you're ok, but don't do something like that again! Now, what do we do about them?" the warhawk was clearly referring to the Namikazes.
Naruto frowned as he sat down "we don't have to worry about them right now since they don't intend to return for six months"
Hiruzen asked "why?"
"not sure exactly, they said they had to pick up someone named Arashi first, but that is around the time of the genin exams, could that be it?" wondered the blonde
Danzo nodded "that could be it. If they came back at that time then Minato could arrange the teams any way he wanted and I guess your older brother Arashi being alive too isn't a surprise" Naruto frowned, he had an older brother too, he cringed at the thought of being forced onto a team with one of his siblings after he went to all that trouble to botch his grades so he would get the team he wanted ... it's just not fair!
"that makes sense. It is possible because Jiraiya knew the graduation age was changed after the Uchiha Massacre and he is most likely keeping in contact with them by using the toads. We really can't do any thing for now except keep living as if we know nothing about this, got it?" everyone agreed "good, Naruto go back to bed and let yourself recover" Naruto pouted, but did as told because he could tell his Jiji was not in the mood for games. Not only did Naruto almost kill himself, but he found out two of his students have betrayed him by keeping secrets ... yes his Jiji was not in a good mood.
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