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The Orange Flash: Lost Chapters	By : Breath_of_the_Wiz Category: Naruto > Het - Male/Female Views: 120666 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 16
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did... well... it'd be less contradictory
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Naruto walked with his bouquet through the streets of Konoha, disgusted glares and lustful stares aside, he felt isolated, alone. Sure, he had friends, people to protect, but even then, he had no one that could love him on a deeper level. Naruto arrived at the door to his apartment building; he took the elevator to the top floor, and walked down the grimy old hallway. There it was. He stared at his door for a few seconds before funneling some of his chakra into the doorknob. The door opened and Naruto stepped in, it was the polar opposite of the hallways outside. It was immaculate.
Before he left, Ero Sannin forced Naruto to clean the place 'till it was completely spotless. In retrospect, Naruto was thankful for it, coming home to a mess after a long absence wasn't exactly pleasing. As he walked into his bedroom, he set the bouquet on his bed and pumped chakra into one of the seals on his sleeve. Out poofed a yellow and black three pronged kunai that Jiraiya gave him months earlier. Naruto stuck it in the floor in front of his bed and picked up his bouquet.
Bending down on one knee, he put his finger through the ring and disappeared in a yellow flash.
He reappeared in a familiar fishing village. Naruto stood on the hill overlooking the bridge so aptly named after him, a warm gust of wind had been waiting to greet the young shinobi. Naruto smiled weakly at the bridge, as it brought bittersweet memories to his mind. He turned around, and there they were, the graves of Haku and Zabuza. Naruto sauntered over to Haku's marker and replaced the withered flowers with the new ones Ino gave him.
"Hey Haku-chan. I finally finished my training trip with Ero Sannin. I'm surprised he took it so seriously at the end, but the first year was just what you'd expect. I'd stay and talk, but I only have 20 minutes 'till Baa-chan hunts me down and kicks my ass. I'll be back later, love you."
With that, Naruto walked over to the knife embedded in the ground and placed his finger through the loop and concentrated. In his minds eye, he could feel the other knife off in the distance, pulling at his soul, and in a yellow flash, Naruto was back in his apartment. The Uzumaki mused to himself, thoroughly impressed.
"I still can't believe the Yondaime could use this technique in the middle of a fight." Naruto removed his finger from the loop and stripped off his rather musty clothes. He took a short shower and and walked over to his closet and opened it… but he hadn't bought any clothes while he was training with Jiraiya, he only carried two outfits on him at any given time during the trip. He was about to punch himself in the face when he saw some black plastic on a hanger.
He cocked his head to the side and pulled it out, it had a small note on it.
Try and look presentable when you come see me for once. It doesn't get dirty, and it's fire retardant, also, as you can see, I made sure to get it with orange on it so you'd actually wear it. ~ Tsunade.
Naruto opened the plastic cover, and inside it was a black haori with orange flames licking the bottom and orange trimming around the shoulder area. It was sleeveless with a high collar, and on the back, there was a red swirl with an orange kanji for "guts" inscribed within it. Naruto cracked a bright smile, but upon further examination, he wrinkled his nose.
"She didn't give me pants or a shirt."
He turned to his orange shirt strewn across the floor and picked a seal along the sleeve. A pair of grey pants came out, along with a black tank top. Naruto sniffed the pants, they smelled fine, but the shirt…
"Ugh! This smells like fucking poverty!"
Utterly disgusted, Naruto flung the shirt across the room into an open hamper and put the pants on. His hair was still damp, so he tied his forhead protector around his arm and grabbed the orange ribbon from his pile of clothes to tie his ponytail. The jinchuuriki decided to eschew wearing a shirt for the time being as he wasn't to keen on smelling like raw ass. He threw the black haori on and fastened his ninjato to the orange sash belt attached to his pants. Naruto stared at himself in the mirror, impressed, as he hadn't seen what he looked like in what felt like years.
"I guess I'm mildly attractive… whatever."
Naruto shrugged and waltzed out the door and into the street. If he was turning heads then, now, he was stopping people in their tracks. Women everywhere were walking into signs, lamp posts, and each other, dropping things left and right. After about a block, a crowd of the curious and horny started following Naruto. He responded by leaping onto a nearby roof. 'Maybe I should have worn a shirt, damn this is annoying!' Naruto thought to himself, but then a familiar, booming voice echoed in his mind as he bounded his way to the Hokage's office.
'You do realize that you have your pick of mates in this city, right kit?'
' I told you to shut up a long time ago. I didn't say you could talk yet did I?'
'I'm just pointing out the obvious, you're kind of a fucking moron when it comes to social decorum.'
'You of all living things in the universe, are lecturing me on social decorum. Think about that for a second.'
'What's ironic about that is that I know more about it than you do, not the fact that I'm a demon that kills things for fun. Semantics, kit.'
'You and your big words.'
'At least you can say I've improved your vocabulary over the years.' The Kyuubi let out a booming laugh that echoed through Naruto's skull. It continued to mock Naruto. "Dattebayo!"
'You makin' fun of me? I'd turn ya into a fur coat if I could ya bastard!'
'Of course.' The Kyuubi began to laugh at Naruto's expense.
Naruto thought hard, and imagined a muzzle around The Kyuubi's mouth. Seconds later, the laughing ceased.
'I'm not taking that off, ever.' Naruto only heard growls as a reply, he chuckled to himself as he walked up to the Hokage's tower. The general staff gawked at Naruto as he walked up to the secretary's desk. Slowly but surely, they all figured out who the Adonis before them was. They all simultaneously squealed in delight, it was loud enough to make Naruto cover his ears and run up to the desk.
The screeching was almost disorienting. "Naruto-chan!"
"You got so tall!"
"When did you get back!?"
Naruto eventually managed to calm down the squealing room, and directed things back on track. "I'm here to see the old lady."
The receptionist who was previously undisturbed by the squealing, was jarred from her paper work, she began to reply; "How dare you refer to the H-" Her eyes locked firmly on Naruto's bare chest for a second and then the seal around his bellybutton. Her eyes slowly worked their way up to Naruto's face and she just stared at him, slack jawed. After about ten seconds, Naruto started snapping in front of her face.
"So you won't sic a buncha ANBU on me if I go up myself right? Right?"
Naruto sighed and went up the elevator to the top floor. As the door opened, he nearly knocked over a woman carrying some stacks of paper. He caught them in mid air before they scattered.
"Naruto-kun?"
"Hey! Shizune-Nee-chan!" Naruto picked her up in a bear hug.
"Naruto! You've grown! I guess I can't call you shrimp-kun anymore huh? You're even taller than me!" Naruto put the woman down.
"I came to see Baa-chan."
"Tsunade-sama is waiting for you, she's not in the best mood right now, but I think seeing you would cheer her up."
"Alright, see ya later!"
"Naruto-kun." The elevator door swooshed shut and Naruto turned to Tunade's office door. Being the kind of guy Naruto is, he couldn't do anything like a normal person, no no no. Naruto proceeded to kick the door in and announce his presence at an obnoxious volume. Bad idea doing that to a room with trained killers in it.
Kakashi fired up his Chidori, but flipped it off when he recognized who came in. Jiraiya jumped a bit and made a move toward his kunai holster, but his mind overrode his reflexes in time. Tsunade on the other hand… yeah, she threw her desk at the "unknown assailant". Naruto used a kawarmi at the last second to dodge the flying desk as it smashed the elevator door behind him.
"Hehe. Hey Baa-chan."
She didn't say anything, she just glared at Naruto. Jiraiya facepalmed, and Kakashi, who was sitting on the windowsill, was staring at Naruto in amusement (Or what Naruto thought was amusement. You could never really tell, 'cause you know, only being able to see one of Kakashi's eyes and all.)
Tsunade walked up to Naruto very slowly. Naruto was ready to be punched in the face or something else painful, but instead Tsunade straightened out his ruffled haori.
"It looks good on you Naruto-chan. Welcome back," Tsunade squeezed Naruto into a spine crunching hug. "By the way, I'm taking that desk out of your next paycheck."
The Hokage let go of Naruto and sat back down before she began speaking.
"Jiraiya filled me in on the details of your trip. I hear you're working on your own version of the Hiraishin, correct?"
Naruto cocked his head to the side and smiled a bit. "I'm still trying to figure out how exactly the kunai work. I'll figure it out and make it even better in no time dattebayo!"
"That's great, the only thing left to talk about is your evaluation."
Naruto frowned. "No."
Tsunade frowned back. "You wish to remain a genin?"
Naruto nodded. "I'm not going up any kind of rank until I drag that prick back here. That, and I'd rather relax for a few days before I get back into fighting and stuff."
Jiraiya cut in. "Naruto's easily a Jonin at this point. You should at least give him the authority of one."
Tsunade shook her head. "Not until he's evaluated."
Naruto sniffed, and in the blink of an eye, he was behind Tsunade, holding the bottle of sake she kept under her chair. "Shizune-nee would freak if she knew you were drinking on the job."
Naruto turned around and flipped the bottle to Tsunade. He cracked a toothy smile.
"I don't think my rank really matters much anyway, It won't help me become Hokage any faster will it?"
Tsunade placed the bottle back under her seat and leaned back in her chair. "True." Kakashi interrupted. "Hokage-sama, if Naruto isn't to be evaluated I'd assume the two of us are free to go?"
Tsunade nodded in reply.
Kakashi motioned for Naruto to follow him out the window. They both lept down into the street.
Tsunade turned to Jiraiya. "He looks just like Minato. We should probably tell him before someone else mentions the resemblance to his face."
Jiraiya scratched his ear and said. "That's probably a good idea, let's let him get settled back in first before we show him Minato and Kushina's wills." Jiraiya started to chuckle. "I'm gonna go do some research in the mean time."
Tsunade rolled her eyes."You mean voyeurism right?"
"Actually, I'll be following Naruto around. I sense he's about to have some girl trouble, and I need new material. The kid's a gold mine!"
Tsunade mused to herself. "So Ougi's based off of Naruto?"
"YOU READ MY BOOKS?!" Jiraiya jumped for joy and picked Tsunade up into a bear hug.
"Jiraiya…Get out of my office before I hit you."
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~ Breath of the Wiz
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