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All For the Sake of Pleasure	By : Kanemoshi Category: Naruto > Yaoi - Male/Male > Kakashi/Iruka Views: 8225 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 6
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Chapter Two

It always seemed like when you wanted to talk to someone, they somehow knew it and avoided you at all costs. Iruka had experienced this phenomenon quite often whenever he was hunting down a certain blonde in order to have a much-needed discussion. The brunet did not seem to take into account that the young man just happened to be on a mission for the past few weeks and that was the main reason he could not beat his favorite ex-student for telling Tsunade about his unique talents.

Iruka all but glared at his adopted brother. At least Naruto had the grace to blush and look down at the ground sheepishly. Dirty, exhausted, and otherwise showing signs of just returning home, the blonde had still jumped at Iruka's invitation to Ichiraku's. Had he been in the village for just a little longer, he probably would have found out Iruka was looking for him and would have hightailed it back to Suna until his brother's temper cooled. As things were, the call of hot ramen drowned out the cries of self-preservation.

Damn those delicious noodles – they were going to be the death of him.

"I wonder how Tsunade found out who you learned the Sexy no Jutsu from…" Iruka said coldly as he eyed the young man. At nineteen years old, Naruto had turned into a striking creature of beauty, but right now, with his face breaking out in red splotches, he looked more like a blonde tomato than the most desirable young man in the village.

"Oi, I didn't tell her that… just that you're insane with henge…" Naruto mumbled, directing his words to the floor. "She said she and Jiraiya had a new bet that, if she won it, he would cover all of her gambling debts for the rest of their lives…"

"And she didn't tell you what this bet was about, ne?" Iruka questioned as he finally sat back. Grilling the young man for not even ten minutes, he knew that Naruto would break any second now. It was almost frightening how easy it was for him to shame his little brother into confessions. "Maybe something about whoring me out?"

Naruto spluttered as his gaze shot back up to Iruka, and the blonde looked at him with wide eyes. If nothing else, those expressive blue eyes told Iruka that Naruto was speaking the complete truth when he said he had no idea why Tsunade was asking him such questions, and what it had to do with her bet with Jiraiya. "Whoring?" Naruto repeated softly, furrowing his pale eyebrows together. Seeing the tell-tale signs that Naruto was moments away from whimpering, Iruka rolled his eyes and sighed. It didn't matter if he knew it was coming – he was still vulnerable to Naruto's puppy eyes.

"I have to find out who gets more pleasure from sex – men or women…" Iruka replied with a huff. Had it been any other kind of mission, he would have had no problem with pretending to be a woman for an extended period of time. In all actuality, he and Naruto had a long-standing challenge to see who could trick people the longest. So far, Iruka was winning with three straight days. Had it not been for the fact that Ebisu was starting to hit on him, Iruka wouldn't have been so disturbed that he dropped the jutsu involuntarily.

"That's easy… guys," Naruto answered without even pausing to consider any other possibility. Then again, considering he just happened to have the most handsome boyfriend imaginable, Iruka was sure those two had some quite heated nights for Naruto to be so certain. Sasuke was one lucky bastard.

"How do you know?" Iruka asked with a raised eyebrow. Naruto merely shrugged, not knowing how to explain his response. "Tsunade wants me to find out so no one can argue it…"

"Hey, Iruka… have you ever… you know…actually had sex before?" Naruto asked, instinctively ducking when he saw his brother start to move. He just barely dodged the swipe of Iruka's hand as the brunet attempted to cuff the back of his head. "I had to ask!" he protested while putting his hands up in surrender. He knew better than to let Iruka keep attacking him. He didn't look like it, but his older brother had a mean right hook.

"I have, baka," Iruka retorted with a glare. "I just haven't been in a relationship in a few years," he added, not wanting to add up how many years those "few" were. He knew why Naruto was under the impression that he had never had a sexual relationship before – the boy had never seen him on a date in all of their years together. It was pitiful how long it had been, but Iruka weakly defended himself with the point that he had been busy taking care of Naruto while he was still a child. Even now, the blonde was still at his apartment more often than not, so Iruka never really had the time to pursue a relationship, even if he had wanted to. It was common for Naruto and/or Sasuke to all but live at his apartment for several days at a time.

"So what are you going to do?" Naruto asked directly with a raised eyebrow. Iruka took a deep breath before sighing, dropping his head into his hands. He had been trying to answer that question since he came to the conclusion that he couldn't back out of his agreement. No matter how asinine, he had to complete his mission.

"I could just go out two nights and pick up two random strangers…" Iruka said weakly, his statement leaving an unpleasant taste in his mouth. No matter how few partners he'd had, he had never been one to enjoy, much less embrace the idea of one-night stands.

"No, you'll have to sleep with the same person as you and… well, girly you," Naruto pointed out as though it was the most obvious fact in the world. When he saw Iruka's confusion and mild fear at being discovered in such a ridiculous mission, he shook his head. "Well, think about it. If you sleep with two different people, you might have someone really, really good when you are a girl, then an iffy lover the other night. Then you'll assume girls have it better, which is definitely wrong."

"Why am I getting the feeling you already experimented with this, Naruto?" Iruka asked with a leer, sending his brother into peals of nervous laughter. "Ooh, so Sasuke's a little kinky… using jutsu in the bedroom?"

"No!" Naruto spluttered, blushing furiously. "It isn't like that! We were just curious. Sasuke didn't like it one bit. He couldn't…um…" Naruto's face reddened to a frightening shade as he ducked his head, mumbling a small admission that his lover hadn't even been able to perform. Hearing that, Iruka squealed. He finally had some good blackmail material on the angst whore!

"Well no wonder you think it sucks for women!" Iruka laughed, causing his brother to flush in mortification. Already, Naruto was sorry he had brought the topic up. Taking a sobering breath, Iruka looked to his brother and pondered if Naruto was indeed right. But who could he find that was A) attracted to him as a man, B) would be attracted to a female version of him, and C) wouldn't kill him if they ever found out about this little mission. Iruka dropped his head in defeat. There was no bi person in the village in any way attracted to him and blind enough to not realize his agenda… Was there?

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Kakashi glanced down at his empty beer bottle in mourning. The bar Gai and Anko dragged him to had filled up so quickly, he couldn't even find the bartender, much less order another drink. Having done a few shifts behind a bar as a teenager to make ends meet, he knew how nights like this were so hectic, the bartender probably wouldn't be able to remember his own name for the entire night. The poor guy's mind was elsewhere, listing drinks and prices, but somehow letting the single jounin without a drink slip from his memory.

The jounin whipped around as someone all but fell into him. Unconsciously, his arms went up to catch the stranger, and steady the person that had been thrown into him. In a crowd like this, Kakashi was surprised it took this long for someone to hit into him. Glancing down at the unsteady person, Kakashi found his mouth dropping open slightly.

His friends jokingly called him a connoisseur of beautiful things – men, women, and anything in between. If they were impossibly good looking, they caught his eye (and quite often fell into his bed). There was only one person who had never succumbed to his interest, but life was sometimes very unfair. As of right now, however, he decided that he had to have done something right in a past life for this creature to land in his lap.

The large, gentle eyes that looked up at him were beyond heavenly. They were a soft brown with outer rims of a deep green that he would never have noticed had they not been nose to nose. They were also so expressive, Kakashi didn't have to look anywhere else to know that the stranger was horribly remorseful for bumping into him.

"I am so sorry." A voice filtered into Kakashi's ears and, for a moment, the jounin felt his heart stop. No one should be able to have such a deep, sultry voice that got his libido skyrocketing with so few words. Those perfect eyes blinked slowly, teasingly, and Kakashi unconsciously tightened his grip on smooth shoulders.

It took the jounin a few moments to realize that he was touching the creature before him. His eyes widened as he quickly released those bare shoulders, though his hands mourned the loss of such delicious warmth. "S-sumimasen…" For the first time in his life, Kakashi found himself tongue-tied as the clumsy creature stepped back enough for him to see her in her entirety. Almost immediately, the jounin had to fight back a groan as he wished he could have just stayed with looking in her eyes. At least her eyes didn't send his heart racing and his eyes raking across the perfect feminine figure.

It wasn't her curvaceous body, wrapped in such tight green material it looked as though it was painted on. It wasn't her long, delicate fingers or her small, thin nose. Nor was it her legs that seemed to go on for an eternity. No – it was the shy smile that came to her full lips that snared Kakashi. He had never before met someone so captivating and, in that moment, he knew that he had to have her.

"Hi," she said, her voice a contradiction of confidence and nervousness. It was positively addictive and, by far, the sexiest thing Kakashi had ever heard in his entire life. How had his friends ever thought he was jaded, when before him stood the epitome of perfection and he was fascinated?

"Hi," Kakashi echoed breathlessly, unable to think of anything clever to say. Quite frankly, he hoped his few words would encourage her to speak again. He would do anything to hear that voice – one filled with delicious promises of passion.

She didn't immediately speak. Instead, she did something that nearly made Kakashi groan in need. She bit down on her lower lip timidly, her eyes flitting across his face and body. No matter where she looked, his body caught on fire and, in that moment, Kakashi knew he would go crazy if he didn't have her. He had to touch that honeyed skin, taste those chewed lips. Without a second thought, he brought his hands up to her bare arms, sliding his fingers along the backs of the thin limbs, eliciting a shiver as she unconsciously stepped closer to him.

Losing what little logic he possessed when one of her long thighs brushed against his knee, Kakashi wrapped his arms around her, pulling her flush against his chest. Her beautifully wide hips pressed against his groin, and Kakashi moaned as he returned that delicious pressure. There was no way she could have ignored the hardness against her leg. From the soft gasp that escaped her sinfully gorgeous lips, she had no problem understanding what she did to him.

Hearing that quiet exclamation, Kakashi found his voice again. "Come back to my place." He wasn't stating it, he was pleading. He had never before felt such neediness, and Kakashi knew that he would never forgive himself if he let her go.

She swallowed heavily, tilting her head back to look into Kakashi's visible eye, revealing her thin, perfect neck. That column of muscle begged to be licked and nipped until she was breathless and every inch of that bronzed skin marked.

"Where is it?" she asked, her voice again a mixture between an angel and a siren. Kakashi didn't answer her. Instead, he just pulled her closer against him as he performed the quickest transportation jutsu of his life. Fueled by lust, he didn't notice nor care how many odd looks he and the beautiful woman got as they disappeared in a poof of smoke. All he was aware of was that she had wrapped her arms around his neck, pressing her full figure against his chest.

For a moment, Kakashi let his mind wander just enough to let up a small prayer of thanks to Gai and Anko for making him come out tonight of all nights. Otherwise he would have never been bumped into by God's gift to humankind.

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Authoress: I hope everyone enjoyed the chapter! And a huge thanks to B.Z.-chan for betaing this chapter! Until next time, ja ne!
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