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High School and Aliens	By : Wolf3391 Category: Naruto Crossovers > Threesomes/Moresomes Views: 5487 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 10
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High School and Aliens
Chapter 2: I’m going to marry you
I do not own Naruto or To Love-Ru, nor the characters from them. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.Pairs is Naruto/Lala/Harem
Rito/Haruna
XChapter StartX
After leaving the park Naruto took back to his house and made another pot of tea form him and Lala to discuss their situation only now with a slightly beaten Zastin sitting at the table as well.
“So if I’m right, Lala is a princess of three from the King of her planet Deviluke. Since the king has no sons it’s up to Lala to find the next in line to the throne by making her pick a husband from a choice of many suitors across the galaxy. Am I right so far?” Naruto asked the two at the table, Lala happily sipping her tea again and Zastin enjoying the new taste sensation.
“Indeed you are correct so far Uzumaki-san.” Zastin confirmed taking a bit of a rice cracker that Naruto had put out for him and Lala.
“Right, Now Lala has been having these arranged marriage meetings for some time and she clearly doesn’t like them. As such she has run away five times unsuccessfully and her recent attempt brought her to earth. Obvious once she arrived the other guards arrived and met me, enough said about that.” Naruto tilted his head remembering the council meetings he had been to since he was part of the community and as such was required to attend, even if it was just sending a kage bunshin to listen and ask questions.
“Uh-huh, I used my invention to escape and I ended up in your bathtub Naruto-kun before you saved me from all those guys. Thanks again.” Lala said happily making Naruto smile at her. For some reason making her happy seemed to give him a bit of joy.
“It’s fine, Lala, but I feel the need to ask what happens now, you don’t know anyone on this planet and you don’t want to go back to your own planet and I won’t let you do something you don’t want since I promised to help you?” Naruto questioned the two aliens.
“I’m afraid there’s not much you can do Uzumaki-san. If the king finds out that someone is preventing his daughter from being returned home he may very well destroy this planet once he has retrieved her. The King is very protective of Lala-sama.” Zastin said remembering the numerous planets King Gid had blown up in his time as King.
“Don’t worry I know how I can stay here and not make Otou-sama blow up the planet.” Lala proclaimed holding up her finger.
“How?” both Naruto and Zastin asked the princess.
“Well Otou-sama says I have to have those marriage interviews until I find someone to marry. And since I can’t just stay here without getting married, I can just marry Naruto-kun since he offered to help.” She explained her solution to the two only to be met with a jaw dropped expression from Zastin and a sigh from Naruto.
“Lala, I can’t just marry you. There are a lot of complicated matters when choosing to marry someone you barely know. The most obvious being I don’t love you,” Naruto said in a polite tone. ‘Not to mention the fact I’m probably old enough to be your great grandfather and still live long enough to outlive you.’ he then thought a little sadly.
“But Naruto-kun, you’re so kind and really strong. Otou-sama would love you as a son in law. Can you please consider it?” she asked with big eyes and a whimpering lip, it was quite possibly her greatest invention next to Peke.
Naruto tried to resist the look but the immensely cute and beautiful girl that was in need of help struck at his heart and he let out another sigh in defeat. He would like to deny it but the adorable look on Lala’s face seemed to somehow bypass his mental barriers. Truly her puppy dog look was a deadly weapon.
“No!” Naruto crossed his arms turning his head so he couldn’t see her face.
“But Naruto-kun, you’re perfect and so nice. Please let me stay and marry me!” Lala moved round to look Naruto in the face who kept turning his head away.
“No” he repeated still continuing his defensive strategy. Zastin while watching was a little impressed that Naruto was resisting her look as he had been on the receiving end of it so many time and had buckled every time as well.
“Why not?!” she grabbed his shoulders to stop him averting her eyes.
“It would never work,” was Naruto answered flatly “Plus we know next to nothing about each other.”
“But we could if I stay here with you.”
“Not happening,” he replied to her as she began upping the level by having her lip quiver and tears threatening to drip.
“Pleassssssse, I don’t want to go back to all those meetings. They all just stare at me and don’t ask me anything about what I like. All they want is the chance to be the king after my Otou-sama. Naruto-kun, please let me stay!” she said holding his hands and looking straight into his face.
The two stared into each-other’s eyes until Naruto felt sympathy for her hearing her plea. He sighed thinking he’d regret this later “Lala I’ll make you a deal. I would like to request a probationary period for an undisclosed amount of time in which time you have to convince me that you really want to actually be with me and are not just using me to avoid more marriage interviews. I in return, I will let you and any of your family stay if need be and help you get settled in.. Your father can set the time limit for the probation. How does that sound?” Naruto said laying down his offer to the princess.
He wanted to flat out refuse her but seeing her face and knowing she’d only be unhappy with so many men from all over asking for her hand, people who may not even love her made him rethink his plan. His offer gave Lala the chance to get to know him in which time she could learn the truth and see that the relationship wouldn’t work out and both would part ways on respectable terms.
But another part of him actually wanted to see how far the girl would go in her efforts to make him believe she had feelings for him and not just her using him to escape the marriage meetings. It’d only be hard when he told her his age and condition.
“So all I have to do to prove that I can be your bride is love you lots and show you that I’m not just using you to escape from Otou-sama’s interviews?” Naruto nodded to her question. “Okay then, Zastin call Otou-sama and tell him I’ve found someone to be my husband and that I’m staying with him here on earth.” Lala said as Zastin picked up his jaw from the floor and nodded dumbly heading outside to call for his ship so he could return to the atmosphere and his actual ship to call the king from across the galaxy.
“I will, but Uzumaki-san please become aware that this action will have its consequences to your life. But seeing how you bested my men perhaps you will actually be capable of defending yourself.” He stepped outside remembering how he had both stopped his men from detaining Lala and stopping her malfunctioning invention with ease, the blonde had stopped it much more easily that he ever had. Oh how he wished never to remember the times when his days were full of tears at the hands of the princess’s inventions.
“I figured; a marriage between powerful people has its fair share of troubles. But please since we may be seeing each other regularly call me Naruto, Uzumaki makes me feel old.” Naruto said ignoring the irony of his own statement as Zastin gave a small smirk.
“Very well Naruto-san, I hope we may have a proper duel next time to see how you measure up to the strongest swordsman on Deviluke.” He said as a beam teleported him up to his ship that would take him to his main ship for long distance communications.
“Huh a planet’s strongest swordsmen... a duel with Zastin might be fun.” Naruto chuckled to himself as he made his way to the ramen pantry again to take out a few cups. “Do you want some ramen Lala?” he asked the girl who nodded.
“Yes please Naruto-kun, I’d like to try some.” Lala replied as he picked out a classic miso ramen for her and put it into the microwave.
“Do you need anything Peke?” he asked the costume robot still maintaining Lala’s dress form. ‘She probably gonna need some clothes if she’s gonna stay here. At least it’s an excuse to use the money I have for a change instead of all of it going on my ramen.’ He thought to himself.
“I am fine Naruto-san; I do not require food since I run on electricity but thank you for asking.” Peke replied as Naruto refilled Lala’s empty cup for her. “Naruto-san, do you live in this house on your own?” Peke asked.
Naruto gave a small shrug. “Yeah I do but it doesn’t bother me really. You get used to it after a while and I have some friends living next door who I eat with during the week. Plus there’s my garden too.” He said gesturing with his head to the glass door leading to the back of the house.
“You like gardening, Naruto-kun?” Lala questioned as Naruto placed the cooked ramen in front of her and she gave thanks before snapping her chopsticks apart and digging in.
“I’ve always had a green thumb, have a look if you want. My garden is something I take joy in caring for.” Naruto took his first cup of ramen and beginning to slurp on the noodles as he explained himself.
“That’s cool, my sister loves plants as well.” Lala said as she quickly finished her noodles and was given another since she still looked hungry. Lala nodded thankfully as she accepted her next cup. “Sooo~ what are we doing tomorrow Naruto-kun?” the girl asked curious.
“Well I have school to go to, but if you’re going to be living here I guess we could see if you could join the school as well. Although that’s only if you want to Lala” he said to her.
He didn’t want to just leave her at home while he went to school, plus she might make some friends with some of the other girls at school. Not to mention the fact that the principal was a massive pervert would make getting her admitted into the school no trouble at all.
“Oh...... what’s school?” Lala asked not knowing what on earth ‘school’ was. Understandable seeing as how she was mostly tutored and a genius as well, so Naruto could see that he would need to teach Lala a number of different things since she was new to earth.
“Um, school is a place kids go to learn different skills and subjects so they can get qualifications. I guess being a princess school really isn’t something you’d go to.” Naruto said as he heard the agreeing ‘hmm’ of Peke.
“Lala-sama has been tutored like her sisters from a young age, but since Lala-sama created me it’s easy to see her level of intellect.” Peke said in proud tone.
“Yeah but those lessons with the tutors were really~ boring. There was never anyone to even talk to besides my sisters and Peke after I invented her.” Lala said pouting making her look like an adorable puppy to Naruto, whose instincts were just telling him to just give her a hug.
“The school I go to is a little boring, but there’s lots of other things you can do like the sports clubs. You can also make friends with some of your classmates if you want. My neighbour is in the same class as me so I might be able to introduce you tomorrow Lala.” Naruto told her as her mood instantly changed and her smile was back on her face as it should be for a nice girl like Lala.
“Okay-dokie~ Naruto-kun, but where am I sleeping tonight?” she asked as both finished their ramen and threw the cups into the trash and Naruto stood up and gestured for her to follow him.
The two went up the stairs and Naruto pointed to the door on the left of the stairs “That’s my spare room for guests Lala; you can stay there for the night. You can decorate it later but looking at the time now we need to get some sleep if you want to see what school is like okay?” he said to her looking at his watch.
“Um, thank you Naruto-kun” said Lala as she wrapped her arms around Naruto for another hug surprising him to be physically intimate with him in any fashion. It was kind of nice getting a hug from a sweet girl like Lala, and his inner pervert was getting another feel of her generous body. He’d ignore those feelings right now though.
“Y-You’re welcome Lala, now go get some sleep and I’ll see you in the morning” said Naruto as he went into his room and began changing into his night clothes and Lala entered hers to get some sleep, although whether she stayed in that bed was a question.
XBreakX
Above the atmosphere Zastin and his men were back aboard their own ship and Zastin had activated the communication systems to contact his king for the report of the situation.
“My King, I bring word of your daughter Lala-sama, and news on her current state.” Zastin informed as the silhouette of the king came up on the screen.
“Well, explain then Zastin.” Said the deep voice of Gid his arms crossing on the screen, waiting for the report on his eldest, the fact that she wasn’t next to Zastin made him curious.
“Um Gid-sama... we followed Lala-sama after she ran away, again. In our pursuit we followed her to the Sol system and the third planet named Earth. She used one of her inventions to escape from her pod. Thankfully we were able to track her robot Peke to her location.” Zastin reported but was sweating slightly about the next part of the report.
“What happened, Zastin? If you found her, then why isn’t she next to you speaking with me?” The king asked his tail swishing about almost like a predator does once it’s found its prey.
“Y-Yes well Gid-sama, Lala-sama while on the planet came into contact with a human... a human who was able to best my men and also able to stop Lala-sama’s invention when it malfunctioned. The young man offered his help to the princess and as such she has decided that he will be her fiancé.” Zastin said his voice going quieter as he finished.
“WHHHHAAAAATTTTT!?” Gid shouted in shock and slight anger of his daughter’s actions “A Human was able to beat your men and stop my daughter’s inventions. Send me the information you have on him as well as the camera feed from your ship!” The king demanded his knight who quickly typed away on the computer screen sending him Naruto’s profile and the video of him taking down Lala’s invention.
Gid read to profile of Naruto and was mildly amused that it appeared as if Lala had selected the strongest male in his school, having multiple fighting tournaments under his belt. However when he looked up age the computer was unable to give a reading on it which confused him. On the other hand seeing Naruto use his ninjutsu made him smirk, he recognised the power being used to create that attack.
“Soooo... another user of that power has emerged. Hehe...hehe...heheHAHAHAHHA!” The king laughed like a madman seeing the power coming from Naruto and seeing as it was similar to another great power in the universe. “Zastin, tell me what do you make of this Uzumaki Naruto?” he asked.
“Gid-sama, Naruto-san seems to be a very respectable and powerful man, but also intelligent. When Lala-sama suggested marrying him, he requested a probationary period for the engagement that you would set. It appears he doesn’t want her throwing her life away so has given her the chance to actually grow feelings for him or find someone else. He also is very mature about the whole thing and has said if any of Lala-sama’s family needs it they can stay at his home.” Zastin said as Gid nodded in acknowledgment.
“I see... Uzumaki Naruto... let us see if my daughter has found someone who is worthy of becoming my heir. Zastin begin recording a message for Uzumaki telling that him I approve of his plan.” Gid said as Zastin nodded and typed at his screen to take the message.
‘To think the universe has another user of that power, I wonder if he could match my power’ Gid thought in excitement, hoping that this Naruto would give him a descent challenge.
XBreakX
Morning soon came over the horizon bringing a bright ray light through Naruto’s window waking him from his slumber. “Stupid sun.” He muttered trying to move his arms but found that one seemed to be trapped under something but the hand felt something soft under it. Drawing the covers back he found a very naked and Lala sleeping in his bed, her face holding a peaceful expression.
“How did she sneak into my bed? No one has been able to even come close to doing that in centuries.” He muttered to himself in confusion, wondering how the alien girl had managed it. His mind then clocked that Lala was indeed naked and his eyes drifted down to her body once more taking in the sights of her body. Jiraiya would give her a hundred points given the chance due to the soft silk skin, bountiful bosom, long hair and a personality you could not help but love, perfect material for Icha, Icha no doubt.
Thankfully Naruto in his maturity had learned that shouting would get him nowhere so gently rocked the girl awake with his free arm and was forever thankful he wore clothes to sleep.
“Lala... Lala wake up” Naruto said softly as the girl’s eyes fluttered open before she smiled up at eh blonde and rose up freeing his arm and giving her arms a stretch, her tail stretching as well adding to her cute factor.
“Good morning Naruto-kun” she smiled at him as Naruto had let out a small sigh.
“Lala, I seem to remember you going to bed in another room, why is it you are now in mine. No – wait scratch that. Why are you in my bed naked?” asked Naruto. Never in his three-thousand years of life had he had he been in a situation like this. Not even during the years of travelling with Jiraiya and since the man took him to brothels for collecting information that was saying something. He wondered if he should be grateful for the new experience.
“Well, you’re my fiancé now so it’s only natural that I sleep in your bed, right?” she replied as Naruto could see her logic and, given her complete disregard for personal modesty, was probably taught this was how couples act by her parents. That was the only way he could explain her reasoning in her current state.
“I may be your fiancé Lala, but I’m not sure we’re close enough for that. I mean I only met you last night so me sleeping in the same bed as you might not be the best right now,” he said but Lala just kept smiling.
“Then I’ll just get close to you as soon as possible so you’ll be comfortable with this.” She said to him and Naruto could tell she probably wasn’t going to budge on the subject. He’d just have to set up measures so she wouldn’t be able to sneak into his room again.
He got out of bed and ruffled his hair about and tying off the end in a low pony tail with a white ribbon. “Fine, why don’t you get washed and dressed we have school this morning. I’ll make you some breakfast, anything you want?” he asked collecting his clothes from his drawers.
“Um... I don’t know what food earth has beside the yummy ramen last night Naruto-kun. I’ll trust you to make something yummy if that’s alright?” she said smiling her infectious smile which got Naruto to smile as well. The fact that this girl liked ramen just caused his smile to be all the wider.
“Ok I’ll fix us something before we head out; we’ll probably be able to time it so we can walk down with a friend of mine.” Naruto said wondering how’d he’d explain his situation to Rito and Mikan... most likely tell them the truth and hope for the best.
Heading down stairs and dressing himself in a flash that would make his father proud Naruto set about making some French toast and some pancakes for Lala. Although he did have the ramen pantry, he did have other food in his house and he after many years had discovered the joys of cooking from other countries. As such his kitchen was filled with quite a few cookbooks from the current generation’s chefs alongside his own personal one which had over a hundred different dishes from across the world. Ramen was just simply the best dish of all in his opinion. It was of course the food of the gods that needed only a few alterations for the world and with Lala the universe to see the truth of this fact.
It wasn’t long before Lala came down stairs in her dress form since they’d need to pick up her uniform when they got to the school and convince the perverted principal to let her attend. When Lala saw the food a look of joy appeared on Lala’s face, it was a look Naruto would come to enjoy as every cook loves it when your food brings happiness to those who eat it. It was something one Choji Akimichi had once told him
of joy on her face was something Naruto would enjoy as every cook loves it when your food brings the feeling of happiness to those who will eat it.
“Wow Naruto-kun all this delicious looking food for us?” she asked as Naruto gave a small chuckle at her awed state and nodded to her question, at which she gave a small jump for joy.
“Okay calm down Lala, now eat up before we have to go and catch Rito before he leaves, unless his date went better than expected and ended up staying up late with Haruna.” Naruto muttered tapping his chopsticks to his chin before shaking his head. “Nah… he’s too innocent plus Mikan-chan wouldn’t stop teasing him once he made it home.” Knowing how Rito’s little sister would take her brother finally getting a girlfriend, with immense joy at the chance to tease him endlessly.
“Who’re you talking about Naruto-kun?” the pink haired princess asked her mouth half chewing on a piece of toast.
“Just some friends you’ll be meeting Lala. I think you’ll get on fine with Rito and Mikan-chan they’re very friendly and reliable.” Naruto told her as she nodded re-engaging her meal.
Finishing their breakfast Naruto fixed them both some lunch and handed it to Lala having given her a bag to carry things in if needed. Stepping outside the door the two saw that it was a clear day in the sky with the sun shining and barely any clouds. Looking to his right Naruto noticed that Rito was leaving the house looking very happy with himself, as he should considering the good day yesterday.
“Yo Rito good morning!” Naruto waved over to the boy as did Lala. The orange haired youth turned to see his neighbour standing to a pretty pink haired girl.
“Good morning Naruto, who’s that?” Rito asked pointing to Lala with slight curiosity. Naruto rarely if ever leaved his house with a girl, at least from what he had seen. Did that mean she had spent the night?
“This is Lala, she moved in with me last night after I helped her out with some family problems.” Naruto explained a little of what happened to a degree leaving out any factors of extra-terrestrials.
“So your name is Lala, nice to meet you I’m Yukki Rito.” Rito’s greeting was polite and gave a small bow of the head.
“Nice to meet you too Rito, I hope we can be friends while I’m here. It’s nice to know one of my fiancé’s friends here when I just moved.” Rito’s eyes went wide hearing that she was Naruto’s fiancé, seeing as how he never really displayed any intention of committed to a relationship. Perhaps this was the reason why.
“O-Oh Naruto you’re getting married congratulations” Rito bowed his head as Naruto sighed at his action.
“Rito don’t embarrasses yourself in front of Lala, just embarrasses yourself in front of your girl friend seeing as how she’d probably find it funny. And by the way what time did you get home last night, I hope you weren’t up all night kissing Haruna.” The chuckle Naruto gave made Rito go red a forced steam out of his ears at the mental picture created by his somewhat older brother.
“Naruto, don’t say things like that we haven’t even been out on our first date yet! I can barely even think about k-k-kis...“ The boy stuttered about with his words as Naruto took a small amount of pleasure in teasing him.
“Alright, alright I’ll stop... for now at least. Let’s head to school I still need to get Lala accepted into the school when we get there, that should take what, thirty seconds with the principal?” Rito groaned knowing what Naruto was talking about with their school principal.
“More like twenty, how did he get that position again despite the fact he’s a raging pervert?” This had been a question on both male and female student in the school and there were many theories as to how but nothing concrete as of yet.
“"That he is, still, there's nothing we can do about right now but prank the hell out of him every chance we get. That's my policy when it comes to perverts, always has been always will be." Rito just gave a nod, inwardly pleased that he wasn't a pervert. There were many a horror story of the pranks his blond friend would pull on people with problems of perversion. Some were so horrible that the male population vowed to never speak of them again.
On a side note, Saruyama shuddered every time someone mentioned male thongs, super glue, and a rubber duck.
XBreakX
The walk to school was fairly quiet, although Lala did manage to draw the eyes of every boy on the way just as Naruto drew the eyes of the girls. As such both of them received glares of jealousy from their respective gender. Naruto for being next to the super-hot cosplayer with unique hair, and Lala for seemingly snagging the guy that ever girl in school was after, if the way she was latched onto his arm – much to his protest – was anything to go by. On that note, he had discovered that Lala was ridiculously strong, as in Baa-chan level of strength. He had yet to determine whether this was a good or bad thing, however.
“Wow check out the cosplay girl!”
“So sexy and such beautiful!”
“How come she’s hanging off Uzumaki though?”
“Yeah how come she gets to do that. Naruto-sama never lets us do that!”
“Uuuh I’m really jealous of this chick now!”
These were just some of the comments that Naruto heard as he walked into the school, is talent for ignoring the masses being quite useful right now. Once through the gates he walked and exchanged his shoes for his slippers, Lala letting his arm go for a moment only to jump on his back.
‘Honestly she has more energy than most people I’ve known in my life. Well at least she isn’t shouting to the skies about the flames of youth, the world doesn’t need another Lee and Gai sunset genjutsu.’ These thoughts passed through Naruto’s head as he carried Lala on his back quickly through the halls and to the principal’s office which he opened up revealing the short chubby principal who was sadly reading a dirty magazine at his desk.
“Oi principal, I have a girl who wants to enroll here!” Naruto said getting the man to look up at the smiling face of Lala over Naruto’s shoulder.
“Ohhh you’re cute! You’re in!” he said as Naruto face palmed at the man allowing Lala to enrol in less than five seconds after seeing her. “Do you need a uniform cus I’ll need to take measurements to make it fit a young girl like you” he said as Naruto could be heard groaning at the man’s behaviour.
“I’ll take her to Mikado-sensei, principal since she will need to take some information on her. I’ll get her to send you the files for records later…” the blond paused. Then, “and puts some pants on for pity’s sake,” Naruto said as the man had walked out from his desk showing that while his torso was dressed he was only clad in his thankfully loose stripped boxers.
“Ah yes, Mikado-sensei would be best. Just make sure that the new girl looks cute for when I’m passing through the halls okay~. I’ll get a teacher to sort out your schedule but for now you’ll be in Naruto-kun’s class.” the man winked at Naruto making him shiver.
"Principle," Naruto said in a mild manner, a pleasant smile on his face as if he were talking about the weather. "Need I remind you that acting like a pervert will not only get your ass pranked, but that you could also get fired, or even arrested for this type of behavior?" Despite the blond's threat and the manner in which he spoke, the principle just smiled and gestured for the two of them to leave so he could get back to looking at pictures of naked – ahem – reading his magazine in peace.
Lala slipped off Naruto’s back as they left the office with Naruto releasing a breath. “Ne Naruto-kun, how come the principal was so funny?” asked the innocent voice of Lala.
“Because apparently perverts can be placed in a highly respected position even though most of their acts would have gotten them jailed long ago. Anyway try to avoid that man at all times when you see him okay Lala,” he advised her as she nodded smiling. “Now Mikado-sensei is the school doctor and when we get to her office she’ll take your measurements and sort you out with a uniform. The school board agreed that she was the best to do it after several… hundred complaints.” The memory of that whole incident was fresh in his mind as he had helped out several girls when the principal chased them through the halls with measuring tape. The simplicity of leaning your leg out was something to note down when wondering how to trip someone up.
After that you’ll have to ask her where my class is if you’re joining mine. Now, follow me please Lala,” Naruto began leading Lala down the hall as students were, thankfully, by now entering their classrooms.
XBreakX
“Oi Mikado-sensei I have a new student for you, the principla just enrolled her,” Naruto called, opening the door to find the smirking face of Ryoko Mikado the school doctor and love of a few of the male population of the school for her killer looks and large chest which was bigger than Lala’s. The brunette had a good friendship with Naruto, and the two chatted fairly often when he wanted some quiet time away from the annoying male students after his neck.
He usually just scared them off with a death glare but at times he couldn’t be bothered doing it, so just found a nice quiet place and Mikado’s office was a quiet place. Mikado herself found Naruto fun to talk to as he wasn’t a sputtering teenage male like the rest of the school and also didn’t spend most of the time ogling her chest despite the fact that her top did expose a lot of cleavage.
As a result, she liked to tease Naruto to try and get a regular male reaction out of him, but his will seemed unbreakable so far in her attempts to get the boy flustered. Although there was also something about Mikado that made it easier for Naruto to talk to, like she was keeping a secret of her own like the many he already had. “Ah Naruto-kun good morning, so is this our new student then, she cute,” said Mikado looking at Lala with a smile.
“Hi my name is Lala Deviluke, nice to meet you Mikado-sensei,” Lala greeted with a small bow as Mikado giggled a little at the polite girl.
“Nice to meet you two Lala-chan. I take you need a uniform?” Lala nodded and Mikado got up from her chair to retrieve her measurement tape. “Well, please get unchanged behind the blind there and we’ll begin. Feel free to stay and watch Naruto-kun I doubt you’ll get many chances to see a body like Lala-chan’s here up close.” She said only to get a deadpanned expression from the blonde.
“You’d like to think that wouldn’t you. Sadly Lala and I have ended up in a situation thanks to her family background. Feel free to tell her, Lala, I’ve got to head to class, please give her directions Mikado-sensei!” Naruto said closing the door behind him as Mikado shook her head as he went.
“That boy needs someone in his life besides those fangirls,” she muttered turning back to Lala who had asked Peke to transform into a pair of panties and bra so she could get measured, not bothering to hide her tail, which Mikado got a good look at before she began measuring the girl.
XBreakX
Naruto's walk to class was met with a large number of whispers about him and the new girl. He was slightly annoyed, but managed to ignore it, until he heard a very loud voice coming down the corridor towards him.
“NA-RU-TO!” shouted the voice of Kenichi Saruyama, a friend of his and Rito. The boy was Rito’s best friend, but was slightly perverted and tended to ogle a few of the girls during gym class. He and Naruto hit it off rather well with Naruto thinking that the boy reminded him of old Sarutobi from Konoha. He guessed it was the Saru in his name, which he had nicknamed him, but also the fact the boy was a pervert like the old man was.
As he ran to Naruto, the blonde held out his arm and clothes-lined (Ichigo Style) the boy knocking the wind out of him “Ossu, Saru,” Naruto greeted with Kenichi’s nickname he had given him. “What’s up?” he asked the boy currently nursing his sore chest checking for broken ribs.
“I heard you were seen with a sexy pink haired chick this morning. And a cosplayer too! How did you score her, the rumours say she had big boobs and a really cute face, tell me, tell me, tell me….” The boy demanded grasping at Naruto’s leg.
“Saru, you’re in my space,” Naruto said in a deadpan tone making the boy back up as Naruto liked his personal space when it came to men. Girls were fine but with all the envy he got off the males he insisted that any and all male students respect his personal space.
“O-Oh right, sorry forgot about that Naruto. Anywho, what’s the deal with you and the hot girl?” he asked curious as were a few of the others around all ears turned to listen in.
“She’s a new student and recently moved here. But her family is setting something up between us which she is probably going to blurt out when she comes to class. Now, come on, I don’t wanna be late,” Naruto said opening the door and walking over to his seat but seeing that Rito and Haruna were nervously chatting with each other no doubt over events the previous night.
As Naruto smiled his body moved on instinct and leaned to the side as a human sized rocket shot passed him. Looking over he saw Risa, a friend of Haruna who often attempted to tackle him in order to grope him like she did many girls. When they first met she had immediately groped him and as such Naruto quickly learned to always suspect the girl once Haruna apologized for her saying it was normal for her to do it, before getting groped herself.
Risa along with her friend Mio took joy in teasing many girls around the school, but when they met Naruto, they met their only male target for teasing since no one saw Naruto blush in school or at all really. They had made it a life mission to get him flustered like Mikado had with her fairly busty figure. She had short brown hair and her developed figure earned a bit of envy from other girls although they probably feared being groped by her more than their envy. She was usually seen with her best friend Mio, who wore glasses and had black hair tied in two pigtails and had a more petite body than her friend, but still had the same groping habits as Risa
“Risa… you know you can’t catch me, right?” he asked down to the floored girl who got to her feet and pouted at the blonde.
“Mou, why do you keep dodging Naruto-kun? All I want is to caress those Adonis like muscles you have and run my hands through those soft blonde locks, what’s so wrong with that?” she asked as Naruto just stared at her smirking face before he moved to the side causing Mio to collide with Risa knocking her to the floor again as her friend had tried to grab Naruto while distracted by Risa.
“It’s because I don’t want to be molested by two girls that have an unnatural obsession with grabbing people and embarrassing them. But anyway good morning to the pair of you,” he greeted politely as both got to their feet and wiped the dirt from their skirts.
“Oh come on Naruto-kun, I’ll let you see something nice if you let us admire that perfect body of yours…” said Risa lifting her skirt ever so lightly making many of the males in the class focus their eye in hopes of seeing her panties.
Sadly for them Naruto still didn’t like perverts, so nailed them all in the head fast with some piece of eraser he kept cut up and ready for firing from his pocket. He had to buy a lot of erasers while he was at school as a result of this, but knocking down perverts gave him a nice sense of nostalgia since he used to do it to Jiraiya. The old pervert may have been annoying, but he was a great man and Naruto’s fondest memories were of the years they trained and of how he got him in trouble by exposing him when researching.
“Risa, you can’t bribe me like that and if you continue I think a few people might get concussions.” He gestured his head over to the boys currently nursing their heads from the unseen blow that happened so fast.
“Only because you’re such a gentleman, Naruto-kun, now tell us what the deal is with that girl you were walking through halls with and to school with!” said Mio trying her puppy dog eye look at Naruto. Sadly she wasn’t Lala, so her version he was able to resist perfectly so he decided to use the old skill of replacement.
“You’ll learn later maybe… but Rito finally asked Haruna-chan out you know?” he said as both girls blinked as did Kenichi and turned to see the two still chatting albeit nervously. Seeing the sight Risa and Mio got very dark gleams in their eyes and their fingers twitched at a chance to tease the young Rito and their friend Haruna. Kenichi just smiled for his best friend finally asking the girl he was crushing on and turned to Naruto.
“Helped him out didn’t you,” he stated more than asked, knowing Naruto tended to do various things to help out others.
“Yeah, got tired of watching him fail and they suit each other in a strange way. Besides it may help with his confidence and he deserves to be happy like most people here,” said Naruto as he took his seat and put his bag under his desk. Kenichi though thought he saw something in Naruto’s eye as he said this but wasn’t sure it was just his mind playing tricks on him.
Naruto then watched as Risa got behind Haruna and grabbed her bosom making Haruna squeak in shock and surprise and Rito go completely red in the face before Mio joined in on the groping Haruna. Naruto just chuckled at the scene, feeling this will probably be happening a lot over the next few weeks.
XBreakX
The day’s lessons were fairly quiet surprising Naruto who thought that Lala would have returned by this point and caused a huge fuss for him and a large amount of trouble from the male students again.
‘Then again I left her with Mikado so she’ll be alright, she’s probably as level headed as Mikan-chan if not a little flirtatious. Meh, I’ll enjoy my peace while it lasts and hope that those girls from yesterday have forgotten about those dates’ Naruto thought optimistically due to the issue around Lala now and how girls especially fangirls can become territorial. ‘I know I promised but the situation with Lala might trump that and with Zastin saying how her father has blown up several planets it might be best for me to use some good old clones or memory manipulation. So glad I learned to do a little of that, made things easier in England.’ Naruto was referring to the fact that he altered several people’s minds to make them believe he had died so he could get away from the horny widow.
“Wonder what I should have for lunch?” Naruto wondered aloud although did get an answer from the side of him.
“You can always have me if I get a taste of you?” Risa offered before she got squirted in the face by Naruto holding a squeeze bottle.
“Please don’t continue down that road. I’d hate to have to use this more often Risa,” said Naruto placing the bottle back under his desk and into his bag.
“One day, Naruto-kun… just you wait and I know you’ll come to accept it just like all the others,” Risa said placing her hand on her chin after wiping her face.
“Just like all the other girls who try to get away from your and Mio’s hands. I still wonder if she was as bad when you met her or she simply got worse over time with you,” Naruto said deadpanned to Risa who shrugged at the question not really knowing herself.
"Doesn't matter at this point. Anyways, are you joining us for lunch?" Risa asked. Then saw his look and decided to elaborate. "Me and Mio-chan are still teasing the new couple."
“Sure, why not? I need a good laugh,” he muttered, getting his lunch and standing up looking out the window. He then did a double take spotting something in the corner of his eye. “Change of plans, something just came up Risa, I’ll join you in a bit,” he said moving to the door.
“Just don’t take too long Naruto-kun~” she sang as he gave a small wave in acknowledgement leaving the room. Once outside the room, he closed the door and looked both ways across the hall, before leaving with the Shunshin no Jutsu to quickly get to the outside of the school and behind Zastin.
“Oi, Zastin!” he called making the man jump and looked round to see Naruto standing behind him with his hands in his pockets. “Wanna explain what you are doing in front of my school? And before you do follow me, you kinda stand out,” Naruto said leading the man to the trees by the side of the school.
“Ah forgive me Naruto-dono, I didn’t mean to cause any problems but your energy signature was coming from this location and the front gate seemed to be the best option,” said Zastion holding a small item in his hand which he then held out to Naruto. “Here, this is from the king, it is the time limit set for your probationary fiancé period plus a small message for you.” He pressed a button activating the hologram which displayed a silhouette of a spiky haired figure.
“Uzumaki Naruto when I first heard that you had been chosen as my daughter’s husband I was outraged by her choice of choosing a weak human. However, upon seeing your fight, and the power you used to defeat Lala's bodyguards, I feel that it would only be appropriate if I gave you a chance to marry her. While I would prefer she be married already, I understand your request for a waiting period to see if the relationship can work without having my daughter marry the wrong person. As such, I am giving her and you six months to see if you or her can both find it acceptable to be married, however you must both reciprocate the others feeling for the marriage to be continued.” Gid explained and Naruto nodded despite the fact it was a message so he wasn’t really agreeing as more taking in the information.
“But be aware that other suitors will come looking for you now that an announcement has been made over my daughter’s choice of fiancé. They will come after you to prove that they are more worthy of her affection and the chance to become my heir to the throne.” Naruto groaned upon hearing this and seeing he now had six months of attempted assassins to work with. He never liked assassins, being one himself knew just how bad they could be to your daily life. Add the fact that they weren’t from earth and only made it more of a hassle.
‘This is what Shikamaru always meant by women being nothing but troublesome. Still he ended up with twin daughters and a son who acted like his mother… poor soul he never got to nap again after that,’ thought Naruto in slight memory of the lazy friend.
“I will be coming to inspect the situation of your relationship at some point but you will not be informed of when. However, I will also be there to test this strength of yours as it intrigues me. I want to see if a user of the Rikudo’s power is as strong as my great grandfather’s stories.” This made Naruto blink slightly seeing as Lala’s father might know about the chakra since he made reference to the creater of all techniques as well as the tailed beasts. “Until then, Uzumaki Naruto, I bid you farewell and only ask you allow my servants, Zastin, into your home and look after my daughter. If you don’t, you and your planet are in trouble and good luck handling her personality, hehe…” he laughed as the message ended and Naruto placed his hand on his head.
“This is going to suck, I can tell. Oi Zastin, please tell me you have other clothes beside that?” he asked the Deviluke knight who rubbed the back of his head a little nervous.
“I unfortunately do not, my attire is usually that which you see since I am a guard of the royal family of Deviluke,” he said with pride and Naruto just sighed hearing him.
“Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!” in a puff of smoke, a clone of Naruto appeared before it puffed again leaving an image of Naruto’s old friend and teacher Yamato in civilian clothing. Naruto with a slight bead of sweat from using a quite powerful technique after being out of practice, gave the clone one of his cards ‘Good thing the world uses chip and pin more otherwise using a henged clone might be a little more difficult’ he thought and turned back to Zastin.
“This clone is going to take you into town and pick out some normal clothes for you, don’t worry about money as it isn’t an issue. And don’t complain about not being able to protect your charge without your armour, I have ways to strengthen clothing and I don’t want people asking questions about why a guy wearing armour is living at my house.” Zastin just nodded while very impressed at how Naruto had cloned himself and transformed himself seemingly effortlessly.
“Ah, yes, my thanks Naruto-dono. I take it you’ll be able to give advice while we are looking for different clothes that would look… respectable for your planet?” he asked thinking it was the right word to use.
“Yes, also try to keep to yourself and don’t tell anyone you’re an alien, it would only cause a fuss and possible problems with certain people and groups,” Naruto said with Zastin nodding again knowing the importance of information to a given population and that Earth was a low class planet with not a high enough level of technology to have full knowledge of other planets, even with the traffic it seemed to receive from time to time.
“Very well, Clone-san, please plead the way and I will see you at the home later, Naruto-dono,” Zastin bowed as Naruto waved him off.
“Just call the clone Yamato, Zastin. And yeah, see you at home and hopefully looking more normal for earth at least.” With that said, Naruto turned back to the school and, with liberal use of Shunshin, was back inside of the hallway. He stretched out his limbs for a moment, tired from using the jutsu due to how his chakra pathways hadn't been used in a long time. Much like a muscle atrophied from disuse, it seemed his chakra coils would need to be beefed up again.
‘Gonna need to train a little with my techniques if assassins are gonna start coming. I’ll need to find a place to practice without people seeing it,’ Naruto thought opening the door and walking back into the room and also hitting Risa in the head with a piece of eraser as he spotted her trying to steal his lunch. “Risa, do you have to steal my lunch? I take time making those for me to eat.” he said as she pouted again looking cutely at Naruto.
“But you always make them so good, I just want a bite, that’s all…” she said almost whining at being denied. It was a known fact that while Naruto loved ramen and brought some to school on occasion he could make really good boxed lunches that looked professional. Oddly enough it was professional standard after being trained by a few people over time in his traveling periods across the world.
“If you and Mio stop trying to grab me for a couple days I might… let you have a bite or two,” he offered to her. This however offer caused a conflict for the girl who began weighing both the options of eating from Naruto’s lunch or trying to catch Naruto in her head.
“Two days,” Risa offered as Naruto picked up a fried egg with his chop sticks.
“A week,” Naruto returned with his own slowly taking a bite and being quite dramatic about it almost tempted to fake moan at the taste. This seemed to affect Risa.
“Three days!”
“Six days… better be quick otherwise I’ll finish all this delicious food before you can make a deal, Risa,” Naruto smirked as Risa’s eye twitched.
“Five days but Mio-chan gets food as well, final offer.” She crossed her arms as Naruto tilted his head in thought for a moment.
“Deal, help yourself Risa, Mio enjoy.” Naruto placed his half full bentou box in front of the girl who smiled picking up their chop sticks and digging in and taking a bite.
After one bite both now had a blissful expression on their face and many were wondering just how good the lunches were now. Although, the other girls in class were now mentally checking off 'great cook' in their 'what makes Naruto perfect boyfriend material' lists, not that such a thing needed to added by this point.
“Naruto… you do know that by doing that she’s going to keep asking for food from you in exchange for not groping you?” Kenichi asked Naruto who about to eat from the second level of his lunch. The blond paused for a moment before shrugging.
“Meh, there are worse things than cooking for a girl. Besides it’s for a greater good in my case,” he said as Kenichi nodded seeing the logic behind it even though he’d rather have a pretty girl cook him a nice box lunch instead of the other way round just to know how it felt.
XBreakX
The rest of the day went without much fuss and incident making Naruto curious about to what happened to Lala. After waving the others goodbye to the others, he ran home to check if Lala was there. He did have to look after her after all, and losing her on the first day of the probation period would not look good for him.
Opening the door, he found that the hallway had several bags scattered around the floor and they all seemed to be from female clothing stores if Naruto recognized the brands on the sides of the bags. ‘That woman… she didn’t…’ Naruto thought his mind moving to the slightly mischievous doctor.
He opened the door into the front room and found Lala twirling round as she looked at herself in the mirror wearing a pink shirt that exposed a bit of her midriff, white zip up jacket and sky blue short shorts showing off her legs and firm behind. He felt himself stare for a moment and swore he heard a perverted laughing in his head.
“Lala…?” Naruto said as the girl turned and put on her megawatt smile and ran to him jumping into him. He caught her as she gave him a big hug.
“Welcome home, Naruto-kun,” she greeted before stepping back out of the hug.
“Lala where did these clothes come from?” Naruto asked curiously.
“Ah Mikado-sensei asked about me living here and how I had moved with few clothes so decided to help me out and took me out shopping for clothes and other things. The stores here are really great, their sooo~ different from what we have back home. And the shop people were friendly when helping me get new bras too like this one…” she lifted her shirt to show off her deep red bra that had frills over the edge of it and was indeed well fitted to her bosom. On the other hand Naruto didn’t need to see it so pulled her hand down and with it her shirt.
“Did Mikado-sensei pay for all this? I didn’t think she was that generous,” Naruto muttered getting a giggle from the kitchen.
“Oh it hurts that you think of me like that, Naruto-kun. I took time to help out your fiancé and get her settled up with her uniform and other school wear along with her new wardrobe. Although, I’m sure you’ll be able to pay me back the money, since you did tell me you do have a fair bit of money and you live on your own.” Mikado’s smirk made Naruto’s eye twitch as she was so going to try and tease him over his temporary engagement.
I also recall this tall gentleman who arrived home just a little after we did. Zastin, I think his name was. He had a kind old man helping him by some clothes. I believe I heard him mumbling something along the lines of 'thanking Naruto-dono for his generosity'." Mikado giggled slightly. "I must admit, Naruto-kun, you certainly are generous. Lala-chan here told me all about how you got engaged to her so she wouldn't have to suffer going through more marriage proposals from the nobles back at her home."
‘Erghhh, this is going to turn into a massive headache over the next few days, I know it. Still, she clearly did help out Lala with her clothes and me taking Lala shopping would be awkward with our situation and how uncomfortable I am, since she doesn’t seem to have nudity taboos around me,’ Naruto thought to himself taking a seat as Mikado poured a cup of tea for him.
“Thanks, Mikado-sensei. I was going to take Lala out shopping soon, but I guess I don’t need to now. But before your mind goes any further into my situation with Lala, I have a message from her father.” Lala turned seeing the mention of her dad.
“The time limit for the engagement probationary period is six months. In order for the marriage to continue both of us have to reciprocate the others feeling. I am also subject to other suitors coming to request a challenge of sorts if they feel I am unworthy of Lala. And other than letting her and her… family servant Zastin stay everything will be fine except when he makes a surprise visit at some point to test me.” He said as Lala blinked in surprise hearing the last part.
“Otou-sama wants to test you Naruto-kun… that’s strange. But you said we have six months right?” he nodded as she smiled walking behind him and hugging him from behind the chair. “That’ll be plenty of time to get you to fall in love with me and for me to get to know you better,” she said as Mikado just smiled at the strange couple resting her chin on her hand.
“You certainly have a way with women Naruto-kun…” she said with a small laugh.
“Most of the time I don’t even try. Also is Zastin still upstairs?” Naruto asked as he got up and moved to the fridge. “Guess I’ll start cooking then, Lala pass me the phone from the hall, and I’ll invite Mikan-chan and Rito over for dinner so they can meet you and Zastin. You going to stay Mikado-sensei?” Naruto asked the woman who just smiled at him.
“Why not? I’ve been curious to how you cook after seeing that pantry stocked full of ramen. Is that all you eat, Naruto-kun?” she asked him as his eye twitched.
“No I just enjoy the meal of the gods that it is. It is only brought down by its waiting time and nutritional value for a meal otherwise it would be perfect for anyone to eat whenever they want. And please don’t go snooping around my house even if Lala let you in with the key I gave her.” Naruto then took out ingredients for the meal he was going to cook for the fairly large group. It had been a while since he cooked for a group.
XChapter EndX

I decided to hold off of bringing Lala to school in order to help show a little of Naruto’s other relationships in the school. Like with Mikado who as we know isn’t all she seems would be obvious to have Naruto as a friend/acquaintance. She doesn’t know the big secret about Naruto but has her suspicions and I won’t reveal her background for another few chapters, maybe not until Lala gets sick or the introduction of Yami.
Also Naruto’s relationship with Zastin will be of respect since the two are warriors and will likely become good friends as well because of this. I’ll try and develop how Naruto gets back to full strength as other suitors come after him and unlike in the manga I will probably be using proper assassins to attack Naruto as he is more serious and will not take shit from a lot of people. Naruto’s development of how he sees girls in the class and around the school will be changed slightly as time with Lala progresses too and I have my idea of how to work around the immortality issue.
Hope you all look forward to the next chapter, so until next time, Bye
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