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Let's Make Babies	By : M1th Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1230 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: Itadei. MPREG. PWP. OOCness. yaoi, lemon, language, mpreg and possible violence. You have been warned. No profit is made from this story.

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NOTE: Firstly, I am so sorry about the slow update. Weddings, anime conventions, etc... yea, you get the deal... I really hoped I can write faster than this, but I don't think that's going to happen. So, thanks for your patience...and your future patience. ^^;;

Secondly, I am so happy! I love you guys! I didn't think that within a day after posting that people would actually favorite my nooby story. It was such a piece of crap, looking back on it. (And it only gets worse...lolz...j/k)

Thirdly, I don't think you guys will ever realize just how much pain it is for me to write stuff with no smut. All I want to write is Itachi fucking the brains out of Deidara and... I can't. D: This is complete torture for me. Is this how it feels like to be Erosennin? xD

Just wondering... but if anyone read and saved an MPREG story involving Itachi and Deidara as the main side couple to a Sasunaru story, could you please PLEASE send me a copy of that story? That story totally got me drugged on this couple and Itachi and Deidara had such a cute kid, and I don't know why, but the author never reposted it after that crazy story wipe time. I was stupid enough to not save it when I should have...

Anyways, sorry about the long note. I know nobody cares, but I just had to express how happy I was. Future notes won't be so long, I promise. So yea, on with the story~ It's been edited about 10,000 times and finally achieved its seal of approval by my muse and me. I'm still slightly dissatisfied, but I give up. Hope you all enjoy~

WARNING: YAOI/MPREG/FOUL LANGUAGE/TORTURE/OC/OCC

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters.

Let's Make Babies

Chapter 2

-FLASHBACK-

Short on breath and with adrenaline pumping through his veins, Deidara kept running through the trees as his unrelenting chasers drew ever nearer. At this rate, they were going to capture him or kill him. And he had very little clay and chakra left for his jutsus, meaning he would have only one more chance.

A gamble that would put him in dangerous proximity of the enemy, something a long distance specialist like him should never do. But he had no other choice. Every attempt at escape had been thwarted, whether by air or below ground. They had outranged him.

He put his hands in his bags, preparing the clay bombs for the diversion. He counted at least three of them, one being an earth user, the other lightning and the third water. It was possibly the worst set of foes he could have run into. He was not only outmatched, but also outnumbered.

But now was not the time to think about that. The enemy was quickly gaining on him and he was running short on time to put his plan into action. He grit his teeth as he turned to head in their direction and released the exploding clay minions at them.

It was all or nothing now.

"KATSU!"

The smoke filled the air as the explosions ran off like fireworks.

Instead of taking advantage of the smoke to run away, he ran straight for one of the enemies with kunai in hand, who immediately reacted, drawing a kunai out and knocking his kunai out of his hand. Hearing the clash of metal against metal, the lightning user extended the lightning rod at him, which he quickly dodged by jumping above it and threw a couple kunais to where it extended from.

As soon as he landed on a tree, he was almost caught by the veins that sprouted from the branch underneath his feet.

Must be that earth ninja, but where was he? Not only could the enemy not see him, but he couldn't see them. At least, the smoke will lift soon, and for better or worse, he'd be able to see them.

Leaping from tree to tree to avoid being caught by the sprouting veins, he was almost impaled by an icicle that pinned him to the tree. He quickly tore off his cape and fell to the ground as a bunch of icicles appeared where his body had been.

That was... too close. It was getting too dangerous and he still hadn't located that earth user. Was he going to die?

At least the veins weren't attacking him anymore. So, their range was limited to living things?

He glanced around him as the smoke lifted and saw the water ninja... and what do you know... the earth ninja as well. He grinned. His annoying vein technique requires him to be immobile? Well, this would be his perfect chance then.

Deidara took out some kunais and charged for them, dodging the icicles and throwing his kunais when he had a chance, many of which were deflected by the water user's icicle shards. Just as he got to them, the lightning rod impaled him from behind through his chest.

And he probably would have died if not for the fact that he had switched with his clay clone. He leaned against a tree a distance away trying to catch his breath. He was really exhausted now. But at least he got them in his trap.

Calling on what little of his chakra reserve left, he made more clay spiders with the mouths in his hands and made them carry a clay rope to the chakra-infused clay on the wrappings of the kunais he scattered around the enemies. When that was done, an entire radius of five miles was trapped in his web of explosive clay.

He released the clay strands from the mouths in his hands as he brought one hand up into jutsu position uttering the word, "katsu."

The entire field of trees behind him burst into flames as the explosions enveloped his pursuers within.

Well, that took care of them, un.

As he turned to go back to Akatsuki, he felt himself being grabbed and thrown against the tree he was leaning on. The bark grinding into his back from the force of it.

"Where you going blondie?" taunted the slightly burned lightning ninja as his comrades appeared behind him.

How did they...? There was no way they should have gotten out of that alive.

"You're wondering how we survived?"smirked the lightning blue-haired man.

"It's quite simple really. With this Rod of Rai here, I negated the explosive ability of your clay with its lightning," replied the blue-haired man, his grip not lessening on the blond's shirt.

But, it was supposed to be caught in his clay clone... how did it...

"So many questions are we, blondie? Since you're going to die anyways, why not," said the lightning ninja as he gave a feral grin.

"Well, this Rod of Rai isn't just called that for no reason. It's been said to have been made by the legendary Shin, the first Raikage. With the capacity to generate up to a million volts, your clay clone simply melted into mud from the heat caused by the friction. After that, it was all a simple matter of freeing myself and my comrades, and using the extending rod to lift ourselves out of range of your exploding clay, minimizing the damage of your explosions. Though, I must say, it was a bit sticky to remove," said the lightning ninja, pointing to his singed hair and the many holes in his clothes.

So, this was it... this was the end. He had completely run out of chakra and was surrounded by enemies on all sides. Deidara knew when a loss was a loss, despite how hot-headed people thought he was. He just couldn't get over the fact that not only did he lose to a bunch of losers, he would never be able to get that cursed Uchiha to recognize his art. He closed his eyes, not capable of looking at the executioner of his soon-to-be pathetic death any longer.

"It was really a clever play," continued the lightning ninja. "But, you were outmatched. If there had been others beside you, you might have won."

"So, you ready to die now blondie?"

"..."

"Then, I'ma just go right ahead."

As his skin began to tingle from the sparks in the air, a fourth ninja appeared and, in an all too familiar voice that he couldn't place, shouted at the others, "STOP! The boss wants him alive."

Deidara and his pursuers turned to look at the intruder. The man was wearing an ANBU mask, and a coal blue cloak similar to the other three.

The tingling in his skin began to die down as the lightning ninja discharged his weapon. Then, the blue-haired man turned back to Deidara and, in a half-disappointed tone, told him, "You got lucky this time, blondie."

"Stop calling me blondie, un. "

"So, now you can talk, blondie?" smirked the blue-haired man.

"I said to stop calling me blondie, you bastard. You'll regret it, un," said Deidara as he glared at the man holding him to the tree.

This, if anything, just made the lightning ninja smirk even wider until he was outright laughing, filling the forest with his raucous laughter.

Once he calmed down, still smirking, he said, "I'd like to see you try." With that, he took out a cloth and blindfolded Deidara. "And since you've got such a potty mouth, may as well gag you too," said the lightning blue haired man as he gagged Deidara when Deidara tried to retort back. As the lightning ninja finished that and switched to binding him in ropes, Deidara struggled against it giving the ninja exactly what he thought of him after being denied his reply.

Now that he was fully bounded, blindfolded and gagged, Deidara heard the masked ninja say to the others, "Let's return to base."

The other two left after the fourth with hardly a sound.

"You hear that blondie? Time to go."

Again with the names. Deidara made a mental note to put this one on his first to explode list as he was lifted onto the broad shoulder of the lightning ninja.

Then, they took off and traveled like this for what seemed like hours before finally making it to the hideout. Without wasting any time, his pursuers and that fourth ninja brought him straight to their leader.

As the door to the chamber was thrown open, Deidara was dropped to the ground like a sack of potatoes as that fourth ninja reported, "We've brought him like you wanted, boss."

"Good...treat him however you like," voiced their boss with amusement laced in the words.

There was something familiar about this voice as well that Deidara couldn't place.

"On one condition...you must keep him alive. He will be bait for Akatsuki."

"As you wish, boss," replied the fourth ninja.

Deidara felt himself being lifted from the ground as one of the ninjas pushed the door open, and they entered the hallway.

For what seemed like another eternity, but was probably only minutes, the party finally arrived at another door. Once inside, Deidara was flung to the ground by the lightning ninja. He could feel himself being unbound by several hands and dragged to a wall on the far side.

He shivered slightly as his skin touched a cold, smooth surface and the chains were put on him.

"Since you seem to have quite the ability of digging holes, we're putting you against a steel wall. See if you can get yourself out of this one," said the lightning ninja.

So, they took away his only chance too...

Deidara felt another chain, different from the others, being put around his neck and as soon as it was clasped tightly, he could feel his chakra ebbing away.

A device for chakra draining?

"So, you feeling it already?" asked the lightning ninja. Seeing no response, he continued, "Well, it does more than just that. You will be exhausted of your chakra till it feels like you're dying. If you can somehow survive that, well...let's just say... that's only the beginning."

As his gag and blindfolds were taken off, Deidara voiced his thoughts, "didn't the boss say I shouldn't be killed, un?"

"Oh...you won't die from that...if you really did...one... you're more pathetic than I thought you were...two... it's not like your organization would find out till it's too late. So, I'll just take a little bit of the punishment from the boss, and that's that," said the lightning ninja as he gave a little chuckle.

"Anyways, bye bye blondie. See you soon!" said the lightning ninja, giving Deidara a wave of his hand and turning around.

"Didn't you hear me before, un! I said to stop calling me blondie! Unlike the others, I'll give you the ugliest, most painful death, un!" yelled Deidara as the lightning ninja, still laughing, left through the door to Deidara's new chamber with the other people.

"You'll be begging on your knees, ya hear me? I swear it, un! You fucking bastard! Get back here and fight me like a man!" shouted Deidara as he pulled roughly against his chains, feeling the neckband draw out more of his chakra and his strength at his pointless aggression. It was pointless to continue to be angry and waste more of his energy. He understood that. But he couldn't help reflecting how that lightning ninja ticked him off as much as...well...maybe not as much as... but certainly enough to remind him of a certain Sharingan user. Just thinking about that guy fueled his rage into determination, making him resolve not to give in no matter what these guys threw at him.

And with his thoughts distracted by revenge and explosions, Deidara fell into an uneasy slumber, unaware of how exhausted he really was from the day's events and unaware of what exactly was to come.

~~~~TBC~~~~

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Golden Oreo- Awww... thank you so much for the review. You have no idea how much this review means to me, especially being the first review and all! ^^;; I was getting worried my story was such a piece of crap that I was really planning on leaving it at that (as pure PWP), but thanks to you and everyone else who reviewed, I've decided to continue it. ^^ So... thanks again. :D I really enjoyed reading everyone's reviews.
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