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Baby Blues	By : lisademonicangel Category: Naruto AU/AR > General Views: 1726 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: i, lisa kritzinger, in no way own Naruto. i do it for pleasure and do not make money from this.

Chapter List
- 1-Baby Blues
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Gaara stared at the toddler who had run into him, feeling Mother scream for vengeance and the brat’s blood... until the whelp looked up, allowing Mother to look into his soul-bearing eyes... and then two things happened simultaneously that shocked Gaara enough that he had a reaction... as in emotion!
His eyes widened as Mother started to croon delightedly at the baby, and the baby reached up, making grabbing motions with teary eyes that made his heart tug strangely.
“Ma!Up!” the boy demanded, teary eyes clearing slightly in delight.
Gaara did nothing, listening to Mother coo.
“Suchan adorable jinchuuriki!”the demon cooed, surprising Gaara; he had never heard the demon even remotely calm, much less in the presence of another demon, but it seemed content at watching the boy – another demon holder, he realised – through his eyes. “And he’s made you his mommy! Oooh I’m a granny!”the demon cawed in delight, and Gaara felt a strange wiggle from the seal, as though the demon had done a... happy dance... Gaara dismissed the thought, thinking it absurd and turned back to the child
“Ma!” the boy whined softly, suddenly looking too old for his apparent age, a wary pain that was surprisingly well masked suddenly entered those blue eyes. “Up?” it almost sounded like a demand, but Gaaracould hear the pleading question.
“Pick him up Gaara!”
Gaara complied, staring as the boy burrowed into his chest, murmuring a happy ‘mama’ before just settling down. He stood there for a moment, noticing the others staring in stunned silence, before simply turning around and started to walk away, ignoring the angry squawk from the pink haired girl.
“Mama?” he looked down at an insistent tugging, absentmindedly feeling his sand come to life as the dark haired boy suddenly was before him, determination on his face. Mother was still cooing, so he was alone in the emotions... he felt strangely flushed when he looked at the other boy, who looked... much better than he did.
The baby in his arms smiled brightly at him, before pointing at the other boy, eyes wide and imploring.
“Papa!”
The shocked silence in the air was near suffocating.
~888~
Sasuke had jumped to retrieve his friend as the red-head started away; though he had to admit, if Naruto kept claiming that the red-head was his ‘mama’ he couldn’t force the boy away. And he really was very pritt-
He cut off his thoughts as Naruto tugged the guys sling thing, smiling brightly – he saw the boys harsh face soften and couldn’t help but wonder at Naruto’s powers when it came to softening up creepy people, coz to be honest no matter how smexy the red-head was, he was creepy… he did not just think that… – and pointed to him. Then he said something that almost shocked him to near-death.
“Papa!”
The red head looked up, jade green eyes shadowed with uncertainty – he wouldn’t be able to notice it if he hadn’t been trained until he was seven to read others emotions by his father, and then continued on himself. He wasn’t able to read just anyone, but only a select few, which had always frustrated his father.
The red head walked forward and looked him over.
“I am Gaara.” He said simply. “What is his name?”
Sasuke listened to the red heads soft voice before reaching for Naruto. Gaara instantly stepped back, eyes narrowed. “His name is Naruto, I’m Sasuke.”
Naruto reached for him, and he saw Gaara falter slightly before holding him out, looking upset. “Na!Mama!” Naruto switched so fast they were confused, reaching almost desperately as sniffles filled the air. The red head looked confused, about to pull the blond back to him when Sakura snatched the baby from his hands, causing the still present ‘cat-hat’ to slip off.
“Naruto is our team mate; we have to take him to the Hokage.” She said, rather rudely to be honest, but had to raise her voice as Naruto let out a scream and reached for the red-head. Gaara looked murderous, sand rising into the air and KI chokingly thick. Acting quickly, Sasuke took a sobbing Naruto from a stubborn Sakura and walked towards the red-head; he was relieved to see both calm down almost instantly.
“We have to do as she said, but you can see him tomorrow?” Sasuke said softly, watching Gaara stroke the blond’s hair, which was a mess without the hat – the guy had stuffed it back on his head almost dazedly – before he nodded.
“Where are you staying, I’ll come to you.” He said softly, and ignored how red Sakura was getting; he knew she still liked him, and would most likely have turned Naruto’s baby-time into a time when she would prove she was a good candidate for ‘mother and wife’ or some shit like that.
He listened as the blond girl mutter out the place they were staying as Gaara slowly – and very reluctantly – handed over the baby Naruto before sand swept up and he vanished. Sasuke looked over at a now sweetly smiling Sakura – taking a moment to wonder why the fucking hell she was slipping back into her fan-girl mode – and rolled his eyes; before she could follow him he leapt away, ignoring the shrieks he had thought were gone for good...
He ran across the roof tops when he realised that Naruto was naked, and so tucked him close and wrapped both his arms around the now squirming babe; he was glad now for that one time of d-rank missions where he learned how to hold a baby.
He entered the Hokage tower, when he stopped. He debated for a moment before pulling his shirt off – gland that he wore a fishnet shirt underneath – and wrapped the sleeping babe in the thick blue fabric. He entered the tower and went up, ignoring the chattering women and other things; he stopped outside the Hokage’s secretary and waited for her to put down her civilian magazine.
He sneered as the bleach blonde woman as she smiled with overly glossy lips and big teeth.
“Mr Uchiha, I was-” she started, fluttering her lashes.
“I have no time for your chattering woman, i need to see the Hokage about-” he was cut off by her angry red face and the wail of Naruto.
The woman glared at the baby in his arms and snapped at him. “Ifit’s about the baby then don’t bother wasting your time, the Hokage does not have time for such nonsense. Drop him off at the orphanage.” She said snippily and glared at him; Sasuke first sighed, and then realized what she had said.
Like hell was he dropping Naruto off at some stupid orphanage; he had heard what had happened last time to Naruto, and he wasn’t about to let it happen again. He turned briskly and left a pissed off civilian secretary and confused shinobi behind him.
He had some digging in the attic to do, where he knew some old baby stuff was that would suffice for now.
~888~
The next day Sakura was waiting outside his house; hair loose from its resent confinements and make-up back on in full force. She batted her eyes at him and simpered and swayed her hips.
“Sasuke-kun! I’m going with you and Naruto!” she sang, fluttering her eyes and pouting in a would be attractive way.
All Sasuke could say was “no.” Short, not-so-sweet and very simple. He expected whining and tears as he sat a dummy sucking Naruto more firmly on his hip and adjusted the simple dark blue baby bag over his shoulder, absently thinking that he had to go shoppingsoon for baby stuff as he waited for her usual reaction.
Instead he dodged a fist as Sakura tried to punch him; he twisted her arm painfully, anger radiating through him – she could have hit Naruto!
“Why the fuck not!” she shrieked, and he rolled his eyes as she struggled, absently bouncing a whimpering Naruto. “Whywon’t you give me a chance?” she whined. Sasuke, deciding to tell the truth and just it the fuck over with it already.
“You are lacking some very important equipment.” He hissed and let her go, pressing past her and getting ready to jump over the roof tops, but was stopped by an ear splitting shriek.
“It’s not my fault I’mflat chested!”
He knew she was just going back into her old shell of ‘fan girl’ because it was safe ground, but he was sick and tired of being molested by her and other girls.
He turned slowly before smirking. “Actually, the flat chest is a point in your favour...” he paused at her confusion. “Let’s just say that kiss with Naruto wasn’t as bad as I made it out to be.”
And with that he jumped onto the nearest rooftop, leaving a dumbfounded Sakura behind.
By the end of the day the village female population would be morning. Hehehe!
~888~
Tamari frowned as she noticed her little brothers unwavering stare at the door, something he had been doing the whole morning already. She knew he liked the brat – it was kinda hard not to, he was just so KAWAII!!! – but this could seriously cripple their fathers plans.
She was about to comment, ready to pull Kankuro away from his dolls, when a knock sounded on the door and Gaara suddenly stood there, as if he had been standing there the whole time and not on the other side of the room.
The door opened to reveal a smirking raven – damn this Sasuke boy was drool-worthy – Gaara nodded as Sasuke stepped in, handing a giggling Naruto over willingly to an almost, but unfortunately nowhere near enough to be classified as such, smiling Gaara.
“Sasuke, these are my siblings, Tamari and Kankuro.” Gaara said in his usual monotone voice, a small blush – YES a blush, what the fuck was going on here? – on his cheeks as he glanced up at the raven. “What did you’re Hokage say?”Gaara asked as Naruto gave a happy squeal and snuggled the red-head. He looked up to see a dark look on the ravens face,
“I was unable to see the Hokage because the foolish civilian woman would not let me through; she told me to drop him off an orphanage.”
Tamari gulped slightly at the KI radiating from the younger boy, noting it was almost as bad as her brothers on a not so good day, and even more shocked when her brother gave another almost smile.
“so you have all but adopted him, then?” Kankuro cut in, walking over to their younger brother and tickled the blonds chin, causing him to giggle; she gaped at their brother, wondering what had possessed him to get so close to their homicidal sibling...
Naruto stole his cap again, giggling happily and Tamari sighed at the small smiles’ tugging at both her brothers lips. It was strange, seeing them like this; usuallyKankuro hated kids while Gaara simply hated everything but now....
She wasn’t so sure, and seeing as her brother was very much attached to the baby and there for the KonohaNin, she started to get a headache from how hugely that fucked up the invasion plans.
~888~
Kakashi sighed in bed, looking at his sleeping lover, Iruka, who was so frustrated he had a frown even in sleep.
He knew he should get out of bed and go inform his team but... he glanced down at Iruka, who was stirring, and bit his thumb, summoning Pakkun. The little dog looked at him with a bored expression.
“Go inform my team to meet me at the academy tomorrow, 7am sharp. Failure to show up means suspension from being a shinobi for a year.” He told the dog sternly, who shrugged and loped off, just as Iruka woke up and pounced him again, still highly frustrated and needing an outlet...
Not that Kakashi minded. His summon left his mind, and he knew the brats would be there in the morning.
After all, in less than 24 hours, what could possibly have gone wrong?
~888~
Sasuke and Gaara sat with a sleeping Naruto watching the sun start to sink through the sky when Pakkun popped up out of no-where. The dog eyed the snuggling Naruto before relaying the message from Sasuke’s sensei.
“Oh, and can you tell Naruto when you see him? I can’t find the brat anywhere.”
“Euh...” Sasuke started but the dog puffed out of existence. Staring at the spot, Sasuke then turned to Gaara. “I’ll see you tomorrow, our brats falling asleep?”
“Maybe...” the smaller boy blushed lightly before hugging Naruto softly; he handed him over and prepared to leave when the sound of screams and sorrow filled the air.
“I wonder what that’s all about...?” Sasuke muttered, but Gaara just shrugged, shushining away.
~888~
Sakura sat next to Ino, gossiping the horrifying revelation that was the biggest and hottest news of Konoha at that present time, hell, a SasukeFan in the civilian newspaper was even franticly filling up the whole front page of the evening paper on the news.
Sasuke Uchiha was gay!
It explained so much! The perfectness, the hotness, the utter ignorance of hundreds of women throwing themselves desperately at his feet, even going as far as ripping shirts open to gain his affections!
As Ino stabbed at a Choco-nut caramel ice cream – so yummy, such good comfort food – when a mass scream flouted through the air; Sakura turned around and watched as girls broke down and sobbed in the street, rampages and horror filled the air. Sakura grabbed the paper from a running girl, looking at the paper before laughing softly.
“’Sasuke, the hottest boy on the block is GAY! Read on to see the story and the rumour circulating: the sighting of everyone’s favourite raven haired smex god and a red headed boy while holding a baby bearing the Uchiha crest!’...I’m surprised actually... we wasted so much of our lives on him...” she smirked at her once-again friend, who laughed too and ordered a glass of vodka – the joys of being a kunoichi, they were adults! Mwahahahah! – Before reading the newspaper with her fiend.
They had just finished it when a dog appeared. Sakura listened with interest as Pakkun relayed her sensei’smessage, before turning back to Ino and discussing the latest kunoichi gear in stores.
After all, whatever the news was, it couldn’t be that important.
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