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Mobile Phone Guardian	By : ChealseaR Category: Naruto AU/AR > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1142 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: Naruto and its characters were created and are owned by Masashi Kishimoto. They do not belong to me and there are no profit made.

Chapter List
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Pairings: Sasuke/Naruto
Rating: M / R
Genre: Romance/Humor

Mobile Phone Guardian
by Yougurholic
Chapter 2
Literally sweating like a Jiraiya-ero-sennin in heat, Naruto opened the door to his classroom in fear.
'I'm too young to die, please oh please let Kakashi-sensei buy my story!'
As the door was slammed open and the classroom who was already packing for lunch break looked up and stood completely still.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ! ! "
Until the pack of rabid fangirls broke the moment, that is.
Sasuke winced at the screams and was starting to worry if the whole female (and some of the male?) population desired HIS Naruto in an unholy way.
Damn competition!
"And you are…?" a lazy voice drawled in the back of the fan avalanche.
Naruto looked positively terrified by now. He had completely forgotten the story he had made up!
"Uh, well, he's…um…you see…"
"Uchiha Sasuke. I'm a transfer student." He glared at the students who were still surrounding them, some of them pressing against Naruto to get closer to him, but he obviously saw this in another way "Do you mind?" he hissed in a sensual baritone voice.
Of course, being a Mobile Phone Guardian made you look sexy and desirable in EVERY situation, so what he thought an intimidating voice, actually brought even closer the mass of fans.
'Damnit.'
Kakashi scratched his head in confusion as he stared at the class record book, finding no record or note whatsoever of a transfer
After being a while looking at the class record book and finding nothing, he resumed his speech.
"Ok, everyone, please sit down a few more minutes just to get acquainted with our new classmate. Sasuke, if you please."
Sasuke pushed himself through the horde of fangirls before he finally got near the teachers desk, still holding Naruto's hand in fear of him being snatched away.
"My name's Uchiha Sasuke, my likes are…." He looked at Naruto and smiled deviously, making him gulp in nervousness "….my dislikes are…" he glared at the whole class "…and my hobbies are making screams of pleasure erupt from Nar- hmmmph!"
"I think that's quite ENOUGH as a presentation, SASUKE." Naruto replied with his hand on Sasuke's lips. The former was startled for a moment, till Naruto felt him smirk into his hand.
'Oh, oh… not good…definitely not-! oh God, was that a lick to his hand? Nice soft tongue…no, NO! BAD, bad thoughts!'
When Naruto removed quickly his hand, Sasuke caught it and smirked in satisfaction. Naruto looked bewildered at his classmates – his luck was that they were so caught up still in the part of the "screams of pleasure" that they heard or saw nothing after that. Some of the girls actually fainted with a nosebleed!
"Anyways…" Kakashi looked amused at both of them "Sasuke and Naruto take your seats and get ready for your class after lunch, so that no messes…" he looked pointedly at the fangirls
"…concerning that will occur when I'm not around."
Sasuke let Naruto go and watched everyone else sit. He took a good look and finally looked at a place near the window that seemed nice enough, which was by mere coincidence right next to Naruto's seat!
So, he sat down and then…
Pulled Naruto by the arms into his lap.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" Naruto yelled startled.
"I sit right here." he looked at Naruto's ass and gave a smirk while running his hands slowly up and sown the hips of the too-stunned-to-move blushing blond.
Everyone was gapping at the most unlikely sight – Kakashi-sensei was the first to recover, his right eye making a happy arch.
"Well, that settles it!"
Naruto could almost swear he saw the predatory grin directed at him by furious fangirls… including the worst of all – the devious Haruno Sakura.

2:00 PM Gym Class
Today was speed testing day, so while Naruto waited for his turn, he looked at Sasuke from a corner of the gym, sulking.
"Naruto? Waddup wid dat fafe?" a curious voice piped up.
"Swallow your food before speaking, Chouji. Mendoukuse." said another lazy one.
Naruto turned his eyes away and looked at two of his classmates: Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru. They weren't just classmates, but they weren't exactly friends either – they just occasionally spoke and ate lunch together – the same with Aburame Shino (though he was more of a listener…not that Naruto ever heard him talking now that he recalled it – seeing as the only thing he knew about the boy was that he had a creepy obsession with bugs of all things, if it was porn at least…) and Inuzuka Kiba.
They sat next to Naruto, Shikamaru already closing his eyes and preparing for a good nap.
"Nothing, I'm fine."
"Bullfif!"
"No, it's true!" he looked back at Sasuke annoyed, then his eyes softened somewhat and suddenly Sasuke looked his way and smiled.
Naruto immediately flushed and looked away.
'Hmm… interesting…' thought Shikamaru as he cracked one eye.
Sasuke approached them, but as soon as he saw Naruto had company he glared fierily at the new duo.
'Not good… not good at ALL…' Shikamaru thought with eyes slightly widening.
When he got there, his glare could compete with Hell's fire, if he wanted. Turning to Naruto…
"I'm going to win this for you, dobe." He winked and then turned to go to his place in the line.
"WHAAAAT? HOW DARE YOU CALLED ME A DOBE, YOU BASTARD!" shouted Naruto in rage, getting ready for the next turn in the race.
Damn that bastard if he though he could get away with it! I'll prove it to him!
Sasuke gave a small laugh in return and got in position.
Then a gunshot was heard.
*POW!*
Everyone started running and with the heat of that day, they were all panting heavily to get to the finish line.
Naruto looked with wonder as he saw Sasuke taking the lead - he was running really fast and was soon far ahead from the others.
Sasuke soon passed the finish line with a knowing smirk on his face.
The gym coach, Kurenai-sensei was amazed at the outstanding performance from Sasuke who was already heading back to his blond dobe.
"Wait, Uchiha-san!" Sasuke stopped in his tracks and stared annoyed at the woman who had just prevented him to get by Naruto's side. Her eyes shined in excitement "Wouldn't you like to get in the track team? They sure need someone like you there."
"Hn. Whatever."
"I will take that as a yes, then." She happily wrote a note in her book "Maybe this year we will finally win that damn Cup!" she finished scribbling "Ok, class! Who're the next ones? Come here now and get ready."
Naruto quickly brushed past Sasuke who was on his happy way to him and got ready.
"Ready…steady…GO!"
*POW!*
As soon as Naruto got up, he fell – face hard on the gym floor. Sakura had stood nearby and stuck her foot right in front of Naruto's, making him trip disastrously. She smirked evilly and as soon as she saw Sasuke running to Naruto she went into beautiful-fangirl mode.
"Oh, Sasuke-kun, I-!" Sasuke knocked her to the ground to get her out of his way and crouched down next to a falling Naruto who was moaning in pain.
"Are you hurting a lot, Naruto-kun?" asked a worried Kurenai-sensei, Naruto nodded "Sasuke, please get him into the infirmary, I can't just dismiss the class right now, so go…"
"Ok." he gently lifted Naruto bridal style and carried him off to the infirmary.
"HEY, I CAN STILL WALK! I'M NOT A BLOODY INVALID, DAMNIT!" Naruto protested.
"I know, koi, but we're almost there, anyway." Replied a smug Sasuke, knowing the nickname would shut Naruto up – true to his work, he did and flushed while mumbling some incoherent stuff.
Sasuke knocked on the door of the infirmary division and waited till it opened to… the largest pair of breasts he ever saw in his entire life?
"Who are you?" said the boobs – no, wait, said the OWNER of the huge coconuts.
"Uchiha –"
"—Sasuke, yeah I know." She looked at the now sleeping bundle in his arms "NARUTO!"
Said boy woke up and looked groggily at the woman.
"Tsunade-baa-chan?"
*WHACK!*
"Stop calling me that!" she said with a raised fist to a whimpering Naruto and a stunned Sasuke "Now get your ass in here and let's have a look at you."
After examining him and telling them to hold it, she went to get something to heal a little bruise on one of Naruto's whiskered cheeks.
"Damn, it hurts like hell!" he complained quietly, Sasuke seeing this, got up from the chair he had been seating next to the bed Naruto was in and got on all fours over him.
"Sas-Sasuke…?" whispered a bewildered Naruto.
He said nothing and approached him enough to start licking him wounded cheek – by now Naruto was positively panicking.
"What the hell are you doing?" he tried to push him away, but Sasuke held his wrists above him.
"Healing you." He stated simply.
'Damn, I should hate this, but…it feels so damn good…' Naruto shuddered when Sasuke started licking his earlobe.
"Hmm…Sasukeee…" he moaned.
Sasuke was really, REALLY starting to enjoy this now, so he was just about to move to Naruto's neck and-
"NARUTO! UCHIHA! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE INFIRMARY BED, DAMNIT!" and Tsunade was back and furious.
She whacked Sasuke on the head and sat near Naruto, to apply a healing ointment on the blond's wounds.
"Damn teenage hormones…I just HAVE to be the one putting up with this, don't I? Fucking perv school director you go see every freaking week – one day I'll spare me the work and kill him to end this shit!" she turned at Naruto after sighing with a more relaxed look "Anyway, it's done. How are you doing back home?" she smiled tenderly "You been eating ok?"
Naruto blushed and Sasuke narrowed his eyes.
"Um, yeah – I've been eating less ramen lately, too." He smiled lopsidedly "Iruka takes care of it! Hehehe!"
Tsunade got up still smiling.
"Glad to know, but now you gotta get ready for your next class and me for another patient…" she looked at a mop of pink hair half-hidden by a curtain on the next bed, Sasuke smirked in satisfaction and Naruto looked suspiciously at him "Weird case… I'll see you later, brat." With that she turned away "Ok, Haruno-san, care to tell me what the fuck happened here? You got quite a large bump on your forehead…seems like you fell right on your face against that brick wall…"
"Will you just DO your JOB, ma'am?" *WHACK*"OUWWWCH! What the—"
"LADY or MISS would be nice, now I have TWO bumps to take care of! It's your fault!"
"B-but I…"
Naruto and Sasuke just stared and left quietly – once out of the infirmary they burst out laughing.

After school, they were heading towards Naruto's home (since he had given up trying to get Sasuke to do otherwise) until a group of school bullies tried to corner them, more specifically, Naruto.
"Hey, there little punk…where've you been lately? We missed our lunch because our financial source got away… oh, and look! He's got a pretty boy to cover him!" the guys laughed and Naruto started trembling in fear slightly.
'Oh, God…not today, please…' unconsciously he had grabbed Sasuke's hand, who noticed this and stared blankly at the bullies, who were starting to sweat profusely face to that blank, empty, freaky look.
Sasuke grabbed Naruto's phone from his pocket and merely typed his command on it.

#~Love Navigation~
Command accepted – Action Commencing in a few seconds.

3..2...1...
A blinding white light ensued and the bullies stood naked in the middle of the whole school campus. Naruto was shocked to see the bullies clothes magically disappear in the white light!
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" the bullies yelled, running away as some male students whistled appreciably at them, and the rest of the students laughed.
"Are you ok?" Sasuke said smiling gently at Naruto and holding him closely.
'Maybe… just maybe… he's the one I've been searching… waiting for so long… Sasuke…' Naruto thought while looking deeply into the approaching black pools that were Sasuke's eyes.
"Naruto…"
Ever so slowly they starting approaching their faces, the laughing crowd fading away, their breaths mingling and then…

TBC
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