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Note: I am nervous about this chapter. Heck, I am nervous about this entire story. I think went over this chapter enough times to post, if not, I will replace it later. Okay, so here's to mud in your eye. Drink up-read up, or something.

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Dickless: Chapter Two

"Twenty-two years?" Minato gaped helplessly. Twenty-two years had passed since that fateful night, leaving his mind a whirlwind of thoughts, doubts, and fears.

Tsunade wished she had some sake, more for the man seated on the other sofa than she did. It had been two days since Minato's return from the great beyond. With the Sixth Hokage out of the village for the five Kage summit, Tsunade was temporally holding the office until he returned.

"An Uchiha is the Hokage?" Minato looked as if he was going to fall out of his chair in shock.

Tsunade slipped her tea, "Uchiha Sasuke. He was not the first person I would have chosen as my successor, but the Council had much more power then and they were very much against my chosen successor. The village elders wanted to punish Naruto, to further rub their contempt further in his face, they chose a traitor over the village's hero, as the Hokage. It was the last time the Council was able to hurt Naruto. Uchiha turned their rejection in the best appointment any Kage could have ever made. He made Naruto head of the clandestine operations. Oh Minato and Naruto was a brilliant choice. Kakashi nicknamed Naruto the 'Number One Surprise' shinobi." A sob caught in her throat, Tsunade turned away from him with a hand pressed to her mouth as she fought back sudden tears. "He came to me," she smiled through the tears at the memory of better days, "It was the day after Uchiha's elevation that Naruto came to me with the most confused expression on his face. The boy was in shock, complete and utter shock. He had been denied so much by this village, endured their bias, and prejudice, he never expected anything good to happen to his after this last slight. Uchiha offered Naruto a position within his cabinet of advisors and he named Naruto Uchiha was in Naruto's unit when they were both Genin, they were friends—rivals then friends and now. Now they are married…"

"Married?" Minato let out a distressed cry. "My son is a homosexual?"

Tsunade frowned, "I never took you for a prude, Minato."

Flustered and blushing madly, Minato managed to force out, "This is my son we're talking about." He cried, "What about his legacy? What about children? Surely he would want to be a father?"

A small frown wrinkled Tsunade's smooth brow, "Naruto is sterile," she told him. "He lost the ability to reproduce the moment Kyuubi was sealed into his body."

"That's impossible." He cried, "Both Kushina and your grandmother—"

"They did not have the demon sealed into the bodies until after puberty," She reminded him, "Both of their when their sexual organs were full formed and functioning when they became." She reminded him tersely, "Naruto was an infant, not even a day old, when the Kyuubi was sealed into his body. Had he been few years older or at the very least ten years of age, there could have been a chance that his reproductive organs would have continued to develop normally.

"As it stands, jurkinki's that are sealed when they are infants are sterile. The current Kazakage was also sealed as an infant. He and wife have tried both the natural procedures and artificial insemination to conceive a child, but his sperm was completely dead even though the tailed beast has been removed from his body. Naruto suffers from the same condition. As fast his body would produce semen, it would die just as quickly." She looked at him and sighed, "You didn't know the consequences of the sealing, no one did, however, we understand why you did it, especially Naruto, and he would never blame you. He loves Kushina with all of his heart and he is proud to have taken her burden at the lost of his own happiness."

He nodded. "He's strong, just like her."

"More than you will ever know."

….dickless…

Sakura had spent the better part of four days pouring over every text, scroll, anything that she and her assistants could get their hands on related to trans formative seals and jutsu. Naruto had written the book on transformations, he perfected his Oiroke no Jutsu to the point of the where he had spent three months undercover as a governess in Mizu without anyone being the wiser or ever dropping the henge. Naruto could be a woman if the mission demanded; he could be a little boy, a girl, or any animal except for a bird or a fish. He lived up to his title of most surprising shinobi because he could become whatever was needed for him to blend into fabric of society and just as easily fade away.

His unit specialized infiltration and espionage. Intelligence gathering was what Naruto did best, so how had Kumoga managed to keep something so reckless away from Konoha's eyes and ears seemed impossible and Sakura did not believe it.

Ever since he had become the head of the ANBU Intelligence Unit, Naruto had managed had managed to have his spies in every nation, in every walk of life, he left no nation uncovered, even Suna, and Gaara was Naruto's friend. So had Kumoga managed to keep this plan a secret?

Wanting answers and wanting them now, Sakura rushed to Naruto's office and found his assistant, Hiroki on the phone as he packing up Naruto's laptop along with several files. Hiroki reminded Sakura of a fret. He was a small man with his beady little eyes, rat-like nose and pointed chin, and bony little hands that he was constantly rubbing together. His stringy black was pulled back in a sloppy ponytail and sloppy uniform, again Sakura wondered why Naruto had chosen this odd little man to be his lieutenant.

"I'm on it, Boss," Hiroki was saying into the receiver. He was stuffed a few files into a portable file portfolio. "I've been coordinating with Captain Nara and Hyuga-san. Yes, yes, Hakata-san has left for Suna and should rendezvous with the Hokage in two hours. Yes, I have everything—I will be over as soon as I am off the phone." He looked up and saw Sakura standing the entrance, "Boss, the Chief Medical Officer is here? Do want her to tag along?" He looked at Sakura and repeated Naruto's reply, "The Boss says he will brief you tomorrow, right now he needs to focus on finding the mole before the Hokage returns."

"So he knows we have a traitor?"

"We knew before the attack," Hiroki corrected her. "We just didn't know about this."

….dickless…

Nara Shikamaru was not a happy man.

He was the Hokage's number two man, unofficially Shikamaru was the Hokage's chief liaison on the Council and his second most trusted advisor (Naruto was the first in command and the top advisor) Shikamaru served more as the Hokage's Chief of Staff and never had he hated his job more.

Naruto was in the hospital, his condition was listed as classified. For those who did not need to know, keeping the secret of the Kyuubi having been ripped out of Naruto's body and that had triggered the release that brought back not only the demon's corporal body, it brought back the Fourth Hokage was bad. Having Naruto body ripped apart and turned into a woman's by the enemy was a fucking nightmare. Just by creating and implementing this seal placed Kumo ahead of every other Shinobi nation thus making them the most powerful of all the nations. Shikamaru was not being facetious either; this bitch was a bona fide killer. Had it not been Naruto but another Shinobi, say like the Hokage, he would have died before he could have reached the operating table.

It was that purpose that Hataki had taken a team to fetch the Hokage and to bring him home immediately, should Kumoga attempted to attack him while the five Kages met in Suna for their bi-annual summit. From his hospital bed, Naruto was directing his men to find the traitor. Though he was certain the double agent was dead, Naruto was determined to retrieve the body. A Yakama could read a dead man's mind just as easily as they could read a living person's mind. They needed to find out what else the bastard had told them and what he knew about Kumoga and this blasted seal.

Hyuga Neji was currently standing out on the border with practically an army watching for the demon. They had no idea how they were going to contain it, but Shikamaru knew that Naruto would volunteer to take the demon back.

But for now, Shikamaru could hold down the fort and do his part. He had to keep the Fourth out of sight, the Fifth sober, and Council at bay long enough for the Hokage to return and getting him up to speed. They could depend on the Council to attempt to take advantage of the situation if they caught wind of it, Shikamaru could only hope the Hokage would hurry his ass home because he did not want deal with replacing the Council again.

Yep, most of the chapters in this story are short.

So move right along to Three.
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